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[ZephyrZ]

I swear if the servers aren't fixed by the time I get home in three or four hours, I am going to be mildy disappointed.

I mean uh, grr, to heck with Nintendo.

 

[Will]

Soooo

Where's Datamine?
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>be dataminer
>go into datamining mode
>find victory theme files

Spoiler: it's this

 

[FantasticMr.StarPit]

What it's still not working? It's been nearly 3 hours. Yikes.

I mean I know Ultimate is hugely popular but this is just a single patch. Surely traffic should have cleared by now.

I've been waiting for each minute for the update to arrive, only to give us the server maintenance error, despite it being completely over by now.

I'll wait until tomorrow, but like I said, this is unacceptable, if this keeps up with the other DLC fighters, I'm calling for a strike!

Oh wait, the update is finally doing something. Hope it doesn't crash.

 

[Kingslime304]

Yes yes yes it’s finally downloading!

ITS 39 mINUtes Omngggg

 

[monadoboy]

Joker feels fantastic, I know the wait sucks but it's gonna be worth it

Earlier I tanked a Cloud's Limit B and fully charged Arsene, then did the same to a Cross Slash.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Mauve gang Mauve gang

There are no duplicate colors, so I hate to reign on the Mauve gang parade, but the "gang" is literally just Arigarmy.

 

[Zinith]

Okay so people like tournaments? People like Hunger Games? Well, as a celebration for Joker finally getting into Smash, we will have... NONE of those things. Instead, I will be conducting a celebratory Marble Race! Woooooot!

These aren't too hard to run, sign ups are NOW! You have a lovely assortment of 91 colors to choose from.

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And then, everybody who signed up will FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a nice cheerful game of marbles rolling down a track. It's a nice break to a chance game from a chance game. And of course you don't have to commit time into it if your marble rolls for you. Okay sign ups,

Fern or bust for me

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

Okay so people like tournaments? People like Hunger Games? Well, as a celebration for Joker finally getting into Smash, we will have... NONE of those things. Instead, I will be conducting a celebratory Marble Race! Woooooot!

These aren't too hard to run, sign ups are NOW! You have a lovely assortment of 91 colors to choose from.

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And then, everybody who signed up will FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a nice cheerful game of marbles rolling down a track. It's a nice break to a chance game from a chance game. And of course you don't have to commit time into it if your marble rolls for you. Okay sign ups,

Navy for me

 

[RyuhoFox]

Still sitting here. Getting the stupid tiny x of doom. Not being able to play the content I payed over $25 for. Thanks Nintendo, I apparently can't trust you to have the content you promised release the actual day it was promised. Or just have your online functionality work.
OR NOT SCHEDULE MAINTENANCE ON TOP OF THE RELEASE FOR DLC OF ONE YOUR MOST POPULAR GAMES EVER. Or even be prepared for the 200th time your servers get bogged down because of your popular game being updated

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

I'm going to let the signups run for a while because a bunch of my tracks count on there being plenty of marbles to spare, so yeah.

 

[Iridium]

Okay so people like tournaments? People like Hunger Games? Well, as a celebration for Joker finally getting into Smash, we will have... NONE of those things. Instead, I will be conducting a celebratory Marble Race! Woooooot!

These aren't too hard to run, sign ups are NOW! You have a lovely assortment of 91 colors to choose from.

View attachment 209835

And then, everybody who signed up will FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a nice cheerful game of marbles rolling down a track. It's a nice break to a chance game from a chance game. And of course you don't have to commit time into it if your marble rolls for you. Okay sign ups,

I call silver.

 

[Jaro235]

Have you not heard of waiting until tomorrow or do you think it's December 21, 2012?

I don’t want to wait though... I know it is not 12/21/12, but I can pretend it is.

 

[Will]

I don’t want to wait though...

You know, sleep literally passes the time without you being aware, and by the time you wake up, you can just download the update then?

 

[KarneraMythos]

Okay so people like tournaments? People like Hunger Games? Well, as a celebration for Joker finally getting into Smash, we will have... NONE of those things. Instead, I will be conducting a celebratory Marble Race! Woooooot!

These aren't too hard to run, sign ups are NOW! You have a lovely assortment of 91 colors to choose from.

View attachment 209835

And then, everybody who signed up will FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a nice cheerful game of marbles rolling down a track. It's a nice break to a chance game from a chance game. And of course you don't have to commit time into it if your marble rolls for you. Okay sign ups,

I got Violet, baby~

 

[Mega Bidoof]

All my friends are asleep but I’m in

 

[Dukeofdeath5]

>be dataminer
>go into datamining mode
>find victory theme files

Spoiler: it's this

Spoiler: Followed shortly after by the

 

[Deleted member]

aight completely barebones probably wrong impressions

seems like joker's supposed to be a hit-and-run chip damage character who gets a decent amount of percent on his enemies before using arsene and finishing them off with something meaty

mostly because i can't find jack **** besides his smashes that'll kill before something ridiculous in his normal form but with arsene like

everything can kill

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Arigarmy - Mauve
Hinata - Pink
Noipoi - Indigo
Zinith - Fern
King Sonn DeDeDoo - Navy
Iridium - Silver
KarneraMythos - Violet



Those 7 colors are currently being used and are inelligible.

 

[staindgrey]

Huh. Worked for me first try. Four minutes remaining.

Guess my mod privileges extend past the forums. Eat it, nerds.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Nintendo is buddy buddy with Microsoft now.

Please someone at Microsoft be the Grandchild to Nintendo's Grandpa who doesn't understand how to internet and can't understand how he got a virus.

 

[Idon]

UtopianPoyzin gimme dat Abyss color.

 

[Deleted member]

So, like.

Is this the first time Nintendo failed on delivering content on a promised date, no update video or announcing a delay, just straight up late?

I really hope that ain't the case when there's three hours left in the day, cause that's gonna look real bad.

 

[Luigi The President]

So, like.

Is this the first time Nintendo failed on delivering content on a promised date, no update video or announcing a delay, just straight up late?

I really hope that ain't the case when there's three hours left in the day, cause that's gonna look real bad.

Nope, because it's here

 

[Z25]

Leaked photo of Karl the intern trying to fix the problem with Doug Bowser:

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Also you can sign other people up too, kinda like how we did it for Hunger Games. Just make sure that they are Smashboards users. And give them a color that they either love or despise.

 

[Shroob]

Soooo

Where's Datamine?
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I don't know why but the face makes me think


"Dying inside rn"

 

[PsySmasher]

No you don't lose any progress. It says that save data are kept.

Phew... thanks Nekoo. It's finally downloading.
Oh and welcome back. Haven't seen you around in a while.

 

[Dukeofdeath5]

Reggie retires and everything goes to ****, Bowser should've never been trusted with so much power

 

[Will]

Nintendo is buddy buddy with Microsoft now.

Please someone at Microsoft be the Grandchild to Nintendo's Grandpa who doesn't understand how to internet and can't understand how he got a virus.

Nintendo: Mikey, why is my internet so slow?
Microsoft: Grandpa, I am literally software. I can help you.
Nintendo: I don't need you! I can do it by myself! *proceeds to crash all servers*

 

[TheBeastHimself]

I don't have class until 11

I can wait Nintendo

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Well ****. Nekoo ****ed me over even more. Went to try his trick.

Deleted the game. Now can't redownload the game because of server error.

-sigh-

 

[Blargg888]

ALRIGHT! I got the update. My roommate is Matching Version with me right now.

Okay so people like tournaments? People like Hunger Games? Well, as a celebration for Joker finally getting into Smash, we will have... NONE of those things. Instead, I will be conducting a celebratory Marble Race! Woooooot!

These aren't too hard to run, sign ups are NOW! You have a lovely assortment of 91 colors to choose from.

View attachment 209835

And then, everybody who signed up will FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a nice cheerful game of marbles rolling down a track. It's a nice break to a chance game from a chance game. And of course you don't have to commit time into it if your marble rolls for you. Okay sign ups,

I'll take Green.

 

[Idon]

Man, Arsene's activation seems almost random with how you get it.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

To those of you still having issues, do what Nekoo did. I did it, and I have actual progress, after 3 hours. I’m probably going to play one round and then go to bed. ****ing finally.

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

Arigarmy - Mauve
Hinata - Pink
Noipoi - Indigo
Zinith - Fern
Iridium - Silver
KarneraMythos - Violet



Those 6 colors are currently being used and are inelligible.

Psst, I think you forgot about someone...

 

[Deleted member]

bair is spammable af damn

got a feeling bair spacing is gonna be a cornerstone of his neutral a la cloud

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Arigarmy - Mauve
Hinata - Pink
Noipoi - Indigo
Zinith - Fern
King Sonnn DeDeDoo - Navy
Iridium - Silver
KarneraMythos - Violet
Idon - Abyss
Blargg888 - Green




Each person can sign 3 other SmashBoards users up.

 

[Opossum]

To those of you still having issues, do what Nekoo did. I did it, and I have actual progress, after 3 hours. I’m probably going to play one round and then go to bed. ****ing finally.

Well ****. Nekoo ****ed me over even more. Went to try his trick.

Deleted the game. Now can't redownload the game because of server error.

-sigh-

This is why I have trust issues lol.

 

[Hinata]

If any of you can get into the online, join up.

D9NS3
1229

also you know what's goin on https://www.twitch.tv/hinata2000100/

One last time.

Please remember this is a Joker-only Arena, and anyone who does not play Joker will be banned forever. Amen.

 

[Deleted member]

So far in Vinny's stream, it's been nothing but an unexpected ****show of ****ting on Smash, Jay Leno and dead Lucas Mother 3 memes.

So, just the usual.