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[Opossum]

Alright, Joker is bizarre.

I knew he was a stand user.

 

[Knight Dude]

Alright, Joker is bizarre. He's like a weird mix of Sheik and Lucario with Robin's side B as a single hit.

Definitely not a swordie.

Although, to the dismay of a few people, still pretty "Annie May" as the kids say.

 

[Ultomato]

tell me more

Please don't tell him more

 

[Deleted member]

The number one most popular video for Smash Ultimate is Mario Pissing.

I am not ****ing kidding.

(Note, I'm witnessing hell unfold over at twitch.tv/vinesauce if you wanna see hell incarnate.)

 

[Luigi The President]

Hey, passive aggression is not your friend. It’s about 12:30am, I have it downloading now.

You don’t need to be a ****.

Lol it's Ariga, most passive aggressive jackass in the thread, don't fool yourself and expect anything more compassionate

EDIT: To clarify, he's the most LIKABLE passive aggressive jackass in the thread, heart emoji

 

[TMNTSSB4]

That crashed? I remember getting mine almost immediately.

We’re dark times...crashed since everyone went after the characters right after the direct ended

 

[Hinata]

with Robin's side B as a single hit

Unless you have Arsene out, then it's basically just Robin's side-B with poison damage.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Arigarmy - Mauve
Hinata - Pink
Noipoi - Indigo
Zinith - Fern
King Sonnn DeDeDoo - Navy
Iridium - Silver
KarneraMythos - Violet
Idon - Abyss
Blargg888 - Green
ShotoStar - Capri

Everybody gets to volunteer 3 more SB users. So far nobody has opted to.

 

[Idon]

tell me more

Captain Falcon: Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
Joker: **** You.

 

[Nekoo]

>Downloads 3.0
>get ready to try out Joker once before bed
>neither Joker or Piranha Plant are in the CSS
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DL the DLC after 3.0

 

[Ultomato]

Arigarmy - Mauve
Hinata - Pink
Noipoi - Indigo
Zinith - Fern
King Sonnn DeDeDoo - Navy
Iridium - Silver
KarneraMythos - Violet
Idon - Abyss
Blargg888 - Green
ShotoStar - Capri

Everybody gets to volunteer 3 more SB users. So far nobody has opted to.

Volunteer for what?

 

[TMNTSSB4]

It’s been centuries...fix this **** now Nintendo

 

[Will]

Hey, passive aggression is not your friend. It’s about 12:30am, I have it downloading now.

You don’t need to be a ****.

Ay bruv I'm sorry but its just easy to understand. When you delete the software, you're going back to the vanilla version. Of course you're gonna be missing the DLC. This whole night's been a lot of overreacting and going bonkers.

 

[Luigi The President]

DL the DLC after 3.0

NEKOO MY PRINCE YOU'VE RETURNED OH YOU'VE RETURNED HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

 

[Deleted member]

Shared stages make me think of Miiverse all over again

 

[Hadokeyblade]

I think I'm getting sleep deprived.

I wokenup at 5am because the dog kept demanding a walk, I wait all day only to have the server crash and that one specific Maui picture made me start laughing out loud at 12:30.

I need sleep at this point.

 

[Deleted member]

joker's aerials are stylish af

can't quite figure out a consistent non-arsene way to kill with him before ridiculous percents though

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Alright just a heads up, if you use a Final Smash to end a Classic Mode battle the game will freeze...

 

[RandomAce]

Oh by the way, two people literally having sex is the #2 most popular custom stage, with Mario Pissing not far off.

Hope y'all are happy.

Quick, everyone act surprised.

 

[Roberk]

Alright, Joker is bizarre. He's like a weird mix of Sheik and Lucario with Robin's side B as a single hit.

Definitely not a swordie.

His up tilt is also Robin's Levin Sword up-smash.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Volunteer for what?

Oooooh boy...

Okay so people like tournaments? People like Hunger Games? Well, as a celebration for Joker finally getting into Smash, we will have... NONE of those things. Instead, I will be conducting a celebratory Marble Race! Woooooot!

These aren't too hard to run, sign ups are NOW! You have a lovely assortment of 91 colors to choose from.

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And then, everybody who signed up will FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a nice cheerful game of marbles rolling down a track. It's a nice break to a chance game from a chance game. And of course you don't have to commit time into it if your marble rolls for you. Okay sign ups,

Sign yourself up, and you can volunteer 3 more SB users. Pick a color for yourself, pick a color for your friends, and then see who wins pretty much. All fun, no work.

 

[PsySmasher]

>Downloads 3.0
>get ready to try out Joker once before bed
>neither Joker or Piranha Plant are in the CSS
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Then you go to the eShop and get another error:

Eh... at least I got Stage Builder to keep me occupied for a bit.

 

[Deleted member]

Shared stages make me think of Miiverse all over again
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i can't.

i

i just can't.

we have reached the pinnacle of human evolution. this is the peak. it's only downhill from here

 

[Deleted member]

WHY.

NINTENDO.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Shared stages make me think of Miiverse all over again
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OK, time to take a break, getting angry over everything that is happening right now, won't help anyone.

Time to drink some water.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Okay so people like tournaments? People like Hunger Games? Well, as a celebration for Joker finally getting into Smash, we will have... NONE of those things. Instead, I will be conducting a celebratory Marble Race! Woooooot!

These aren't too hard to run, sign ups are NOW! You have a lovely assortment of 91 colors to choose from.

View attachment 209835

And then, everybody who signed up will FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a nice cheerful game of marbles rolling down a track. It's a nice break to a chance game from a chance game. And of course you don't have to commit time into it if your marble rolls for you. Okay sign ups,

I wanna be Azure.

If not I'll take Sky or Capri.

 

[Zinith]

Whelp, this mod needs to make it into Ultimate...

 

[RyuhoFox]

You weren't promised anything.

I literally was. They promised the update to release april 17th and even gave a time for it. Now it's a day later still not functioning and I still do not have the content I HAVE PAID FOR.
Through no fault of my own I cannot access content I had already paid them for in two different ways. I cannot access the DLC they said would be out today(yesterday) and since you NEED to update to play online now the entire online component for the game is literally impossible for me to use even after the maintenance is over.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

So I get 3.0 downloaded, but now my Switch cannot get the DLC downloaded.

Cannot make this **** up.

 

[SuperSonicFlyer]

Whelp, this mod needs to make it into Ultimate...

WTF is that?! I am sorry, Zinith, but I have to say it: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[staindgrey]

I'm not even gonna say it again, three strikes is too much. Use the common sense machine in the brain before you go to do this ****.

Hey man. Chill.

The last few posts you've made about the situation have been needlessly provocative. Let people complain.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

4 hours and 15 minutes remaining.

The Switch is the only system that has downloads that take this longgggggg.

 

[Zinith]

WTF is that?! I am sorry, Zinith, but I have to say it: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

You don't like cute, overpowered dinosaurs with bottomless appetites?

 

[Roberk]

Okay so people like tournaments? People like Hunger Games? Well, as a celebration for Joker finally getting into Smash, we will have... NONE of those things. Instead, I will be conducting a celebratory Marble Race! Woooooot!

These aren't too hard to run, sign ups are NOW! You have a lovely assortment of 91 colors to choose from.

View attachment 209835

And then, everybody who signed up will FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a nice cheerful game of marbles rolling down a track. It's a nice break to a chance game from a chance game. And of course you don't have to commit time into it if your marble rolls for you. Okay sign ups,

Calling green

 

[Idon]

Yes, I got Abyss color.

Shoutouts to my Megaman Boy Reg.

Also watch made in abyss guys.

 

[Jaro235]

Then you go to the eShop and get another error:
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Eh... at least I got Stage Builder to keep me occupied for a bit.

I have the exact opposite problem. I can’t update the game, but I can go on Eshop no problem. At least you got the update...

 

[RandomAce]

Alright just a heads up, if you use a Final Smash to end a Classic Mode battle the game will freeze...

I feel like they didn’t account some of the unique things about Joker and how it can affect the rest of the game.

Man, now that’s bummer.

 

[SuperSonicFlyer]

You don't like cute, overpowered dinosaurs with bottomless appetites?

I do, but not the one in the Ultimate mod picture you just showed. It reminds me of a creepy Dorkly video named Inbred Yoshi.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

WHY.

NINTENDO.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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oh my god Im loving this update

 

[Curious Villager]

*reads thread title*

So I take it that the whole communication error thing isn't just an issue on my end....Well good to know I decided to sleep instead of staying up all knight and trying to download the update....

I just want my stage builder man.... :T