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[DaybreakHorizon]

We can try all we might but we’ll never be as good as the Haiku Master

 

[Pyra]

-Look at the mirror.
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-Yes you can.
-We all make mistakes.

Oh god oh **** Mythra’s been Norted

 

[BlueMonk]

I really want to see Bill Trinen present another direct. I feel like I haven't seen him in years.

 

[Will]

'kay, we need poems
Poems about Joker, now
Can you please oblige?

*huff huff huff huff huff*

The Joker runs down the thread



I'm gonna say it!

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Oh god oh **** Mythra’s been Norted

not until she has white hair
Xemnas will fix that

 

[SneakyLink]

Baseball joke time:

Which animal is the best at baseball?

Spoiler

The Bat

 

[Knight Dude]

You guys think we'll get a W101 port? Seems unlikely, yet the game could probably do real well on the Switch, at least compared to the abysmal Wii-U sales at first.

guys lets only speak in iambic pentameter

No.

 

[Noipoi]

I really want to see Bill Trinen present another direct. I feel like I haven't seen him in years.

Because he got fired

 

[Mythra]

I want her legs on me.

Those legs are busy now
Crushing my skull
Eternally

 

[Knight Dude]

Baseball joke time:

Which animal is the best at baseball?

Spoiler

The Bat

2/10 I can honestly say you didn't try hard enough.

 

[Will]

You guys think we'll get a W101 port?

thought you just said a wizard 101 port and i almost died on the inside

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Sakurai watches
What did he create for us?
Only misery.

 

[Pyra]

and i think we all know,
really,
that the best poetry is without
form, without
structure, without
any preconceived notion of what it might be,
what it might look like,
what it might sound like,
how it might feel or smell or squeeze in your hands

is this rambling nonsense poetry?
if this is poetry, then anything is poetry;
i won't be the judge, so let the others decide
but form is a prison, that much is for certain,
and besides which,
i don't know **** about iambic pentameter

When
I was younger, poetry
Was not so much interesting as
Tedious

When
I grew older
I tried to appreciate more
Ignorance

When
I grew wiser
I tried to learn more art
Failure

When
I grow older
I’ll keep trying my best
Disappointment

When
I have lost my life
I will still be on forums
****posting

 

[Shroob]

Well, tomorrow's the last day for a potential Direct announcement this week.

Chin up, there's only 2 weeks left in April after this week at least.

 

[TriStarGamer]

Because he got fired

That broke my heart and soul. All he wanted was Reggie’s donuts. With Reggie gone by next monday, is he gonna have to steal Doug Bowsers donuts? Poor ******* will never stand a chance

RIP BILL

 

[Deleted member]

guys lets only speak in iambic pentameter

Nah mate, it's way too hard for all this thread.

 

[KMDP]

Everyone says
We never saw it coming
The joke's gotten old.

 

[SneakyLink]

2/10 I can honestly say you didn't try hard enough.

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Oh you want another eh?

Why don’t Baseball players join unions?

Spoiler

Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

 

[Teeb147]

I mean, whether one is moved
Or not is subjective
Similarly
“A joke has to be funny
I did not laugh, therefore it is not a joke”
Does not an argument make
It’s still a joke
Whether or not it is wholesome

As a poem is a poem without movement.

It's subjective to some degree.
There's still some ..
that'll move more people than others.

And if a lot of people think it sucks..
Then you might consider trying something different

Is it a good poem? and does it matter?
Do you play by the rules? do you need to?
It's all up to you, and the passion of your heart. <3

or until you get bored.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

I really want to see Bill Trinen present another direct. I feel like I haven't seen him in years.

Man, I'm starting to wonder what those doughnuts did to him

 

[Knight Dude]

I want her legs on me.

Bro, don't get too heated.

I'm dragging out all the Spongebob stuff today.

 

[Gentlepanda]

smashboards: the musical

 

[PsySmasher]

Man... I miss the days of basic addition, multiplication and all that ****.

Now I got **** like this:

Spoiler: College Math Question

How many arrangements of the letters in INSTRUCTOR have all of the following properties simultaneously?
(a) The vowels appearing in alphabetical order
(b) At least 2 consonants between each vowel
(c) Begin or end with the 2 Ts (the Ts are consecutive)

 

[KMDP]

A Game Grumps Reference
It's Snowing on Mt. Fuji
I'm such a damn nerd

 

[Hinata]

Spoiler

Time for another episode of "Hinata shows off a shirt she bought recently".

 

[praline]

I will never be shipped with anyone!

cries in corner

I ship you with whoever posts next after me.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

go away

dont you have moby **** to overanalyze

The jokes on you, I haven’t read that book.
My students just finished Of Mice and Men
The only **** that i’d O’eranalyze
Is one that would be D L C in Smash

 

[SneakyLink]

Spoiler

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Time for another episode of "Hinata shows off a shirt she bought recently".

I don’t get it. All I see is a Disco chicken, which is always awesome!

 

[Knight Dude]

thought you just said a wizard 101 port and i almost died on the inside

I never played that game though. Only saw the ads on TV.

 

[MainJPW]

Im surprised we got through that entire Sonic discussion without me bringing up my Sonic fighting game ideas.


...dammit.

Yo, where’s Sunset Town?

Honey’s in, great opportunity to bring her scrapped stage in as a “new” arena.

 

[Deleted member]

I may make weird mistakes,
but I keep on going.
I love you all more than myself, and I love myself too.

 

[praline]

I will never be shipped with anyone!

cries in corner

I ship you with Scoliosis Jones apparently.

 

[Hinata]

I don’t get it. All I see is a Disco chicken, which is always awesome!

It's a Yakuza shirt.

 

[Will]

The jokes on you, I haven’t read that book.
My students just finished Of Mice and Men
The only **** that i’d O’eranalyze
Is one that would be D L C in Smash

ok rabbit lover

 

[Pyra]

It's subjective to some degree.
There's still some ..
that'll move more people than others.

And if a lot of people think it sucks..
Then you might consider trying something different

Is it a good poem? and does it matter?
Do you play by the rules? do you need to?
It's all up to you, and the passion of your heart. <3

or until you get bored.

A poem that sucks is no less a poem

A painter who fails is no less a painter

 

[KMDP]

Spoiler

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Time for another episode of "Hinata shows off a shirt she bought recently".

Hinata's new shirt
What am I looking at here?
Steven Universe?

 

[Schnee117]

5 syllables go here
7 of them belong here
Then 5 here again

So it is written

 

[praline]

Dang it, I ship you and @Shishœ now.

I don’t like this.

 

[Shroob]

Bro, don't get too heated.

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I'm dragging out all the Spongebob stuff today.

Smashboards, circa March 2019, colorized, photo provided by Reuters.

 

[KMDP]

Can't stop the Haiku
Can't stop, won't stop, the Haiku
The Haiku stops you