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[Deleted member]

Do not call me Krusty Krab, Rick, Pinhead or Tubby or else I will give you a terrible punishment.

 

[KMDP]

But lets also not rule out some dangerous woman too. In the end, everyone has problems

Humans have problems

Thats why I like animals more.

Humans are animals that think they are better than all the others because they can stand upright and have opposable thumbs.

 

[Deleted member]

Do not call me Krusty Krab, Rick, Pinhead or Tubby or else I will give you a terrible punishment.

Krusty Krab.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Random question, you ever heard of the cosplayer Momokun?

Yes, I have. She's terrible. I never stated that women like that don't exist.

 

[Just a penguin]

Don’t worry, I’ve sent it to a safe place.

Spoiler

the toaster

That is in no way safe for the bread. To quote Mario, "All toasters toast toast".

 

[Cosmic77]

Yes, but the two should not be equated, one is far more dangerous and prevalent. There's a reason the MeToo movement is primarily about accusing men. They do it far more, to the point where it requires a movement

More prevalent doesn't necessarily mean more dangerous. I'm sure there are plenty of women who have done some pretty despicable things that have left their victims traumatized for life.

Point is, both need to be treated equally. No one should ever say, "Well, he was stabbed by a women instead of another man, so it's not as serious. Men are the more important issue."

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Humans are animals that think they are better than all the others because they can stand upright and have opposable thumbs.

Correction, animals that walk on all fours

 

[SneakyLink]

That is in no way safe for the bread. To quote Mario, "All toasters toast toast".

But if toast is obtained by toasting toast, then how did the first toast become toasted if there was no toast to toast?

 

[Just a penguin]

But if toast is obtained by toasting toast, then how did the first toast become toasted if there was no toast to toast?

Using toasters to toast toast is not the only way to toast toast. Fire can toast toast too.

 

[Deleted member]

Do not call me Krusty Krab, Rick, Pinhead or Tubby or else I will give you a terrible punishment.

Hi Rick.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

**** your toast

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

But if toast is obtained by toasting toast, then how did the first toast become toasted if there was no toast to toast?

Well you see
...

 

[Just a penguin]

**** your toast

Well, that escalated quickly.

 

[SneakyLink]

Toasting toast is not the only way to toast toast. Fire can toast toast too.

Fire doesn’t toast toast, it burns toast!

So do toasters to be honest

 

[Cosmic77]

**** your toast

I see you're a spaghetti and bagel man.

 

[KMDP]

But if toast is obtained by toasting toast, then how did the first toast become toasted if there was no toast to toast?

Uh... quantum.

 

[Deleted member]

Just because one is more prevalent than the other doesn't mean it should be treated more seriously. Both should be acknowledged equally.

You usually want to put down the fire that's burning a whole house down first before focusing on the one that's just burning a chair.

 

[Deleted member]

All right, this toast conversation is actually mentally draining me.

 

[N3ON]

the actual Smash thread died for this one

 

[Just a penguin]

Fire doesn’t toast toast, it burns toast!

So do toasters to be honest

Yes, but burnt toast is indeed toasty, letting it get to the state in which it can be toasted by a toaster.

 

[KMDP]

You usually want to put down the fire that's burning a whole house down first before focusing on the one that's just burning a chair.

Or you could put both fires out at the same time.

 

[ClaTheBae]

All right, this toast conversation is actually mentally draining me.

"Mentally Draining" seems a bit dramatic there

Unless you have a lost of toast-related trauma in which case I am terribly sorry

please stop using so many buzzwords/buzzterms

 

[Cosmic77]

You usually want to put down the fire that's burning a whole house down first before focusing on the one that's just burning a chair.

You usually want to put out the fire near the gas pump first before focusing on the one that's burning the whole convenience store.

It depends on the crime. If a man and a women both commit the same offense, both should be dealt with equally. One shouldn't be considered worse than the other. That's all I'm trying to say.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

ClaTheBae I appreciate being about to have this convo with no insults being flung around like -insert good anolgy here because I cant make good ones-

You a good dude, dude

 

[ClaTheBae]

ClaTheBae I appreciate being about to have this convo with no insults being flung around like -insert good anolgy here because ai cant make good ones-

shut up you st*pid idi*t

 

[Idon]

The only thing I'm getting from this is that I should commit arson for societal progression.

 

[PsySmasher]

I mean I know a lot of you guys hate toast...

But what about bread?

 

[Just a penguin]

The only thing I'm getting from this is that I should commit arson for societal progression.

Well, will the fire burn the toast?

 

[Idon]

I mean I know a lot of you guys hate toast...

But what about bread?
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Better dead than bread.

 

[Deleted member]

Unless you have a lost of toast-related trauma in which case I am terribly sorry

I literally only used one or two buzzwords in this entire thread.
I am not one of those people who uses a ton of buzzwords.

Still, I am sorry.

 

[Deleted member]

Um is There some drama going on right now?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

shut up you st*pid idi*t

How dare you

 

[ColietheGoalie]

There are two VERY different conversations happening right now

 

[Dee Dude]

....I’m currently at the dentist but can someone fill me in on what’s happening?

 

[ClaTheBae]

Um is There some drama going on right now?

Yes Idon burned down a house, a gas station, and a chair and we are all pretty pissed at him

 

[Deleted member]

Do not pair me with people who use buzzwords, I am not like one.
I do not use a lot of buzzwords.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

What's this I'm hearing about toast?

 

[KMDP]

ClaTheBae I appreciate being about to have this convo with no insults being flung around like -insert good anolgy here because I cant make good ones-

You a good dude, dude

The only analogy I can think of is "flung around like monkey feces". Because like insults, thrown poo is very unpleasant.

I'm sorry, PP.

Well, will the fire burn the toast?

To a perfect bronze.

 

[ClaTheBae]

....I’m currently at the dentist but can someone fill me in on what’s happening?

don't think I didn't catch this

 

[Wyoming]

Women have done bad things.

No ****. Talk about ignoring the bigger issue at play with that statement.