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[Deleted member]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

Body language.

I am good at guessing anyone's thoughts just by seeing how they move, look or react.

It should be easy to guess which bear sees or interacts in the way an honest person would.

 

[Gentlepanda]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

man banjo threeie took a really abstract turn huh

 

[Deleted member]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

i fight them with my bear hands

 

[Shroob]

i fight them with my bear hands

Faygo, if you fought them...

I couldn't bear to watch.

 

[Gentlepanda]

i fight them with my bear hands

faygo i swear to ****ing christ

 

[Noipoi]

I'll just go with whichever bear looks the cuddliest.

Body language.

I am good at guessing anyone's thoughts just by seeing how they move, look or react.

It should be easy to guess which bear sees or interacts in the way an honest person would.

The bears are identical, equally cuddly. They look and act the same.

 

[Deleted member]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

Go to purgatory and forget the issue altogether :V

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

• Leave,
• go grab a gun and a person I hate or like and come back
  • tie a rope to them
• shoot the bears
• Throw the people inside
  • wait a few minutes
• pull them back and ask what was inside

 

[Deleted member]

The bears are identical, equally cuddly. They look and act the same.

Then as they say in Assasin's Creed...

I'll make a leap of faith and let my heart decide.

 

[Mythra]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

Man, We Bare Bears took a dark turn.

 

[Shroob]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

Present the bears with a burrito.

Only a bear with no soul turns down a burrito.

 

[Gyrom8]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

Offer up a pic-a-nic basket and go have a look at the entrances while they're distracted

 

[Deleted member]

Uhh, I think I know the answer.
Noipoi

Spoiler

Get a chocolate bar that is not good for the bear, but delicious. The bad bear will eat the chocolate bar, but the good bear knows that the chocolate is wrong for them to eat. You know that the good bear is the one that leads you to heaven.

Here is a similar one I thought of:

Get an innocent animal that bears do not usually attack. The bad bear will attack it, but the good bear is kind and will not attack it.

 

[Deleted member]

KingofPhantoms I dig that avatar.

Darkwing Duck is one of my most favourite Disney shows.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

i fight them with my bear hands

Faygo, if you fought them...

I couldn't bear to watch.

...Damn, I can't think of anymore bear puns.

 

[Deleted member]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

You ask them to use visual cues to say if the door they guard leads to Hell.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

But... this does have context.

It was kinda supposed to be out of context for people who hadn’t played Persona.

Screw my bad humor.

 

[Gentlepanda]

two bears guard two caves; one to heaven, one to hell

but where you're going, does it make a difference?

 

[Noipoi]

It was kinda supposed to be out of context for people who hadn’t played Persona.
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Screw my bad humor.

Bad humor is good humor that hasn't blossomed yet!

 

[Tots Woz]

*people discussing someone spamming furry porn and @ing a kid who, while also kinda weird, wasn't part of it at all*
mods: i sleep

"lol eat my **** *****"
mods:
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DaybreakHorizon really about to be the CM Punk of this site as every day goes on.

Also let mods see Forum Support too kthx

 

[Mythra]

Present the bears with a burrito.

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Only a bear with no soul turns down a burrito.

Bruh, that episode was lowkey deep.

 

[Deleted member]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

serious answer:
if they won't attack unless provoked, why not just walk past them into the entrance

if it's hell i'll just turn around and go back

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

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Have you played through Persona 5 in full?

He pervs on Ann way more than just once.

I haven’t played the game so the most I have is a 100% let’s play. Up to the

Spoiler: P5 Spoiler

Holy Grail

battle and I can only remember one instance of him being horny. That or my memory is still bad.

 

[Noipoi]

two bears guard two caves; one to heaven, one to hell

but where you're going, does it make a difference?

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BANJO'S ALTS?

BANJO CONFIRMED?????

 

[Coricus]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

I bring food to each and ask them if they want it. The taker is guarding heaven.

 

[Noipoi]

serious answer:
if they won't attack unless provoked, why not just walk past them into the entrance

if it's hell i'll just turn around and go back

Trying to pass them counts as provoking them.

Shoulda specified that, sorry.

 

[Idon]

This is a really roundabout way of talking about Banjo.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Bad humor is good humor that hasn't blossomed yet!

Good joke.

How do I actually be funny?

 

[Deleted member]

Trying to pass them counts as provoking them.

Shoulda specified that, sorry.

i shoot both of them with a Gun first

 

[Dyllybirdy]

The bears are identical, equally cuddly. They look and act the same.

Uhh... well in that case, I'll just hug them both, and be on my merry way.

 

[Shroob]

two bears guard two caves; one to heaven, one to hell

but where you're going, does it make a difference?

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One leads to Banjo Threeie and Banjo in Smash

The other leads to a Young Conker.

 

[Gentlepanda]

How do I actually be funny?

grinch-era memes

 

[Noipoi]

Good joke.
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How do I actually be funny?

Ya take what you've learned and improve.

Something works? Try it again! Doesn't work? Quit it.

I used to make really sexual jokes, they really only creeped people out so I stopped. Now I mostly make snarky comments, bad memes, dumb puns, and kinda just act like a friendly weirdo. And that's worked!

Ya just gotta find what works

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

I think you meant to say “How do you figure out which cave leads to hell?”

 

[Noipoi]

grinch-era memes

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That takes me back to the good ol days

actually they were terrible days but whatever

 

[Gentlepanda]

I think you meant to say “How do you figure out which cave leads to hell?”

easy, it's the one with sign that says smashboards dot com

 

[Deleted member]

That takes me back to the good ol days

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actually they were terrible days but whatever

Remember when it was SO blurry that people had to make outlines of the “new characters?” Good times.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I used to make really sexual jokes, they really only creeped people out so I stopped.

No ****, son.

Edit: Wait that sounded rude

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

ALRIGHT CHANGE OF TOPIC:

You are faced with two bears. They each guard a cave.

One bear guards the entrance to Heaven, the other bear guards the entrance to hell. The bear guarding heaven always tells the truth, the bear guarding hell always lies. The bears will not attack unless provoked.

But here's the thing, they're bears. You can't understand them, even though they understand you.

How do you figure out which cave leads to heaven?

If they can lie and tell the truth, they can understand me. Going off of physical reactions and grunts I believe I could understand what they're saying. Establish some basic reactions, ask "which one of you guards the entrance to hell," and I win.

DaybreakHorizon really about to be the CM Punk of this site as every day goes on.

Also let mods see Forum Support too kthx

>post from faygo
>mentions me

???

I haven’t played the game so the most I have is a 100% let’s play. Up to the

Spoiler: P5 Spoiler

Holy Grail

battle and I can only remember one instance of him being horny. That or my memory is still bad.

I think either your memory might be bad or you don't pick up on most of Morgana's perviness.

It's there, and it's blatant.

 

[Shroob]

I think you meant to say “How do you figure out which cave leads to hell?”

Metallica is blaring through one, 'cause it's a highway to hell.