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[Gentlepanda]

Thomas is disappointed in all of you

well that's good, because thomas is my middle name




i'm always disappointed in myself

 

[Just a penguin]

You say this but you then proceeded to assign people to Hux and Kylo

ok, there's hux/kylo bad, and there's jar jar bad.

 

[CannonStreak]

Of course I’m Kylo.

You killed your father, onereasonanddone! How could you?!

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

As someone who likes and wants Steve:

Those ugly Steve renders aren't funny.

Oh my god, ****ing thank you for this

 

[Deleted member]

Wholesome trailer:

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Thomas is disappointed in all of you

I read that as "Thanos" and was very confused.

 

[Noipoi]

I read that as "Thanos" and was very confused.

Thanos is disappointed in 50% of you.

 

[Deleted member]

Now, I could make an entire list comparing certain Smashboards users to certain Star Wars characters.
But that would be a useless waste of time.
Which is why I'm doing it.

ShinyLegendary-R2D2
Brelooming Disaster- BB8
C3PO- Scoliosis Jones
Darth Vader - Cyndane
Boba Fett - JDS
Clone Troopers - spambots
Chewbakka- Zinith
Jar Jar Binks - nobody deseves this fate
Han Solo - Onereasonanddone
Luke Skywalker - Noipoi
Leia - staindgrey
Yoda- Swamp Sensei
Emperor Palpatine - Mythra
Obi-Wan - Warchamp
Rey - Alice the B-Rabbit
Kylo Ren- Snakefighter
Finn- SneakyLink
General Hux - JaitheGuy
Porg- Just a Penguin
Mos Eisly - osby
Captain Phasma - Gwen (it's a reference)
DJ- ThatOneAnon
Padme- Smashing Ramen
Count Dooku - Idon
Ewoks - Guests
Lando- Shroob
IG-88- Good Guy Giygas

MFW I don't exist:

 

[Just a penguin]

Thanos is disappointed in 50% of you.

and reality. That's also often disapointing to him.

 

[Gentlepanda]

ngl the thing i find most interesting about the steve tweet is that he says the 'next' DLC fighter

can't believe i was right all along

brave is actually sakurai leaving his house after receiving death threats for putting steve in the game

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You killed your father, onereasonanddone! How could you?!

Go over what you know about me. Then ask the question again. I think it will answer itself.

Also, why isn’t Hinata Leia. She’s my mom. Not staindgrey

 

[Idon]

Count Dooku - Idon

I don't like the implication here.

 

[Will]

I would really like a job to be honest, but I feel like I am too inexperienced, even if I am in that age.

dude what lmao

you have to start a job inexperienced

 

[redfeatherraven]

Go over what you know about me. Then ask the question again. I think it will answer itself.

Let the past die?

Kill it if you need to?

 

[MainJPW]

The argument of speed vs. strength in these nerd debates is one that ignores physics.

Force is mass x acceleration. This basic principle is why a bullet-- a harmless little piece of metal when stationary-- can **** you up when fired from a gun. Sonic's durability and sheer ludicrous speed would give him a tremendous amount of force for every strike that, IMO, Mario can't match.

I prefer Mario's games but this debate has never really been a debate in my mind. It's probably because I'm a Flash fan and speed is underappreciated in "who would win" fights.

And can we go into Sonic’s actual durability feats? They’re actually pretty impressive and consistent.

He no-sells explosions and collapsing metal from the Egg Fleets

Tanks falls from upwards of 20,000 to 60,000 ft. twice in Adventure (along with Tails on the first fall); completely no-sells a fall from space in Advance 2 (lands on his feet) and atmospheric reentry in Sonic The Hedgehog 2.

Tanks this fall...from somewhere, not clear where he’s falling from but he was falling pretty fast and made a pretty good impact in the ground yet still managed to shrug it off.

He also has slashing/piercing durability feats by resisting sword strikes from Dark Queen Merlina.

In Windy Valley Sonic and Tails both no-sell a powerful tornado as a means of transportation, same tornado that was literally ripping large chunks out of the Earth and launching them upwards of 60,000 ft. in the sky which is what makes up the third act.

When Knuckles performs the Fire Dunk he launches Sonic and Tails with the so much force they ignite from the sheer speed turning into fireballs that produce shockwaves and visible tremors. They no-sell that.

Sonic and Tail also completely no-sell Angel Island getting bombarded with bombs and going up in flames. (The plants and foliage in the foreground where they’re standing is on fire afterward... which means they just stood there in the fire)

Emerl in his ultimate state, was creating tornadoes with his kicks, creating powerful explosions with his punches (caused by splitting atoms because he gets his strength from Knuckles), another opponent was lifting building sized debris just by spinning around with enough centrifugal force to do so, and sonic easily took down Chaos, a city level being, that took super sonic in order to beat it last time.

That’s all just Base Sonic.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Let the past die?

Kill it if you need to?

How new are you? Do you not know my reputation?

 

[Will]

I don't like the implication here.

he's calling you a jobber bro

 

[redfeatherraven]

How new are you? Do you not know my reputation?

Uh.

Assume not, I suppose.

 

[Will]

How new are you? Do you not know my reputation?

People can always change and have second chances.

Or a twelfth, it'll get there eventually.

also wtf do you mean "how new" he is like 7 years before your time

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Uh.

Assume not, I suppose.

Does someone wanna explain it to this guy?

 

[Deleted member]

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[Will]

Does someone wanna explain it to this guy?

Uh.

Assume not, I suppose.

"i hate men" disease accompanied by your routine round of psychosis

doesn't make this

People can always change and have second chances.

Or a twelfth, it'll get there eventually.

also wtf do you mean "how new" he is like 7 years before your time

any more different though

 

[Noipoi]

**** it

If Steve is revealed i'll go bankrupt and get Minecraft on the Switch

Childhood rediscovery baybeee

 

[BlueMonk]

What's this about Steve?

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

I kinda want Thomas as a DLC character now ngl.

 

[staindgrey]

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I'm disowning you

That's unfortunate Gwen. I've always admir*BWAAAAAAAAHHH*ope you can understand that I don*BWAAAAAAAAHHH*ble to hear over the sound of *BWAAAAAAAAHHH*n my block and it's really fu*BWAAAAAAAAHHH*to a goddamn TRAIN.

 

[Will]

If Steve is revealed i'll go bankrupt and get Minecraft on the Switch

i thought you were already bankrupt

dont lie like this to me whatever your first name is

 

[Deleted member]

I kinda want Thomas as a DLC character now ngl.

I remember when someone made him as an alternate of R.O.B.

 

[Noipoi]

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That'll do, Shiny.

That'll do.

 

[Deleted member]

What's this about Steve?

Person who leaked the E3 showfloor and a texture for Ultimate's Battlefield last year is saying signs are pointing to Steve at E3.

 

[Noipoi]

i thought you were already bankrupt

dont lie like this to me whatever your first name is

I have five dollars in my bank account

that's my life

 

[Gentlepanda]

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"i was there, child--in the days before the dark.'
'before the dark?'
the man lights his cigarette, and looks off into the horizon. his face is young, but his eyes are tired; worn down by a thousand lifetimes' worth of horror.
'that's right. the days of light... the days before steve came to smashboards.'

 

[Will]

Person who leaked the E3 showfloor and a texture for Ultimate's Battlefield last year is saying signs are pointing to Steve at E3.

why a texture of all things

thats so specific but its also hilarious

imagine if he leaked the texture of joker's gun

 

[Metal Shop X]

Now, I could make an entire list comparing certain Smashboards users to certain Star Wars characters.
But that would be a useless waste of time.
Which is why I'm doing it.

ShinyLegendary-R2D2
Brelooming Disaster- BB8
C3PO- Scoliosis Jones
Darth Vader - Cyndane
Boba Fett - JDS
Clone Troopers - spambots
Chewbakka- Zinith
Jar Jar Binks - nobody deseves this fate
Han Solo - Onereasonanddone
Luke Skywalker - Noipoi
Leia - staindgrey
Yoda- Swamp Sensei
Emperor Palpatine - Mythra
Obi-Wan - Warchamp
Rey - Alice the B-Rabbit
Kylo Ren- Snakefighter
Finn- SneakyLink
General Hux - JaitheGuy
Porg- Just a Penguin
Mos Eisly - osby
Captain Phasma - Gwen (it's a reference)
DJ- ThatOneAnon
Padme- Smashing Ramen
Count Dooku - Idon
Ewoks - Guests
Lando- Shroob
IG-88- Good Guy Giygas

So i'm a boring ass character?

 

[Deleted member]

SmashBoards was the thing that the philosophers and authors were trying to warn us about.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Person who leaked the E3 showfloor and a texture for Ultimate's Battlefield last year is saying signs are pointing to Steve at E3.

Leaker: Ok, I have Smash Ultimate. It's leaking time. What do I leak... um... got it! I'll leak this miniscule texture!

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

why a texture of all things

thats so specific but its also hilarious

imagine if he leaked the texture of joker's gun

So...the texture of any ol' glock?

 

[Gentlepanda]

why a texture of all things

thats so specific but its also hilarious

imagine if he leaked the texture of joker's gun

it was promo material for the showfloor (and coincidentally, the key that vaanrose used to unravel the grinch leak on day 1)

basically, the guy has access to e3 promo material, and there's probably stuff with steve on it

 

[Deleted member]

why a texture of all things

thats so specific but its also hilarious

imagine if he leaked the texture of joker's gun

What I wanna know is how he even got the texture.

If I remember it correctly, it wasn't even a screenshot. It was straight up the texture file.

 

[Deleted member]

Occasionally cute

Don't you dare patronize me like this!