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[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Spoiler: Boi that's a long post

: Murder, public indecency
: Murder, Kidnapping
: Kidnapping, Underage Driving
: Speeding
: Illegal immigrant
: Murder, Incest, Terrorist attacks
: Copyright strikes
: Kidnapping
: Unlicensed medical practice
: Murder, unlawful imprisonment, Breaking and entering
: Licking random passerby's
: Throwing his sister tens of feet into the air
: Gambling Fraud
: Neglicence
: Murder, drugging people
: Mind ****, vigilante Justice
: possession of illegal steroids
: Murder, Terrorist attacks
: Cannibalism, overthrowing the government
: Breaking and entering, destruction of property
: Underage drug usage
: Murder
: Stealing firearms
: Unlicensed presence in airspace
: Illegal generic experiments
: Everything
: Abuse of intelligent alien Life
: Destruction of military property
: Child labour
: Negligent government
: Desertion
: AnImAl aBuSe
: Murder, Terrorist attacks, Torture, Illegal generic experimentation, Orginised crime, Several war Crimes
: Unqualified to lead an army
: Vigilante Justice, Ignoring orders from a government officer
: Conquering the universe, Illegal radiation experiments, Illegal genetic experiments, warcrimes, planet-scale genocide
: Identity Fraud
: Killing God?
: Cannibalism
: Advertisement Fraud
: TaX FrAuD

Wario's done a myriad of morally-dubious things and you only pick cannibalism? Also, Cloud did do acts of terrorism.

 

[Opossum]

Spoiler: Boi that's a long post

: Murder, public indecency
: Murder, Kidnapping
: Kidnapping, Underage Driving
: Speeding
: Illegal immigrant
: Murder, Incest, Terrorist attacks
: Copyright strikes
: Kidnapping
: Unlicensed medical practice
: Murder, unlawful imprisonment, Breaking and entering
: Licking random passerby's
: Throwing his sister tens of feet into the air
: Gambling Fraud
: Neglicence
: Murder, drugging people
: Mind ****, vigilante Justice
: possession of illegal steroids
: Murder, Terrorist attacks
: Cannibalism, overthrowing the government
: Breaking and entering, destruction of property
: Underage drug usage
: Murder
: Stealing firearms
: Unlicensed presence in airspace
: Illegal generic experiments
: Everything
: Abuse of intelligent alien Life
: Destruction of military property
: Child labour
: Negligent government
: Desertion
: AnImAl aBuSe
: Murder, Terrorist attacks, Torture, Illegal generic experimentation, Orginised crime, Several war Crimes
: Unqualified to lead an army
: Vigilante Justice, Ignoring orders from a government officer
: Conquering the universe, Illegal radiation experiments, Illegal genetic experiments, warcrimes, planet-scale genocide
: Identity Fraud
: Killing God?
: Cannibalism
: Advertisement Fraud
: TaX FrAuD

Objection, your honor.

Mario cannot be convicted of murder because it was done in retaliation of Bowser committing an act of war. Mario's liege and ruler, Princess Peach, was kidnapped by Bowser, so Mario killing members of the Koopa Army falls under the same classification as soldiers do in war. As such, this case cannot be considered murder under the law.

 

[Deleted member]

Objection, your honor.

Mario cannot be convicted of murder because it was done in retaliation of Bowser committing an act of war. Mario's liege and ruler, Princess Peach, was kidnapped by Bowser, so Mario killing members of the Koopa Army falls under the same classification as soldiers do in war. As such, this case cannot be considered murder under the law.

Explain all the Toads turned into bricks by Bowser that get smashed, then.

 

[Gentlepanda]

joker is guilty of being expelled

 

[Wademan94]

Explain all the Toads turned into bricks by Bowser that get smashed, then.

You know how you defeat puppet fighters in World of Light to free the spirits trapped within them? Could be the same logic.

 

[Opossum]

Explain all the Toads turned into bricks by Bowser that get smashed, then.

Well for that you'd need to prove intent. It's in the manual, but we have no proof that:

1) Mario is aware of this
2) That there's any way to reverse this
3) That the Toads retain their sentience while in block form

As such, this cannot be used to convict Mario of murder either.

 

[Pyra]

There's a fnaf meme with the mouse on-screen, people are discussing pyjama's and once again someone is underselling themselves

All relatively tame

 

[Pokechu]

Well for that you'd need to prove intent. It's in the manual, but we have no proof that:

1) Mario is aware of this
2) That there's any way to reverse this
3) That the Toads retain their sentience while in block form

As such, this cannot be used to convict Mario of murder either.

To add on, Your Honor, the manual also stated that only Princess Peach had the power to undo the curse put on Toads, and revert them to their original form from bricks. However, in the games today, we still see plenty of bricks. This implies that those bricks are not Toads that are getting smashed, because Peach would have used her power to save all of them. What this also implies is that the Toads turned into bricks that could not be smashed (such as the ones that give you coins if you hit them a few times), and because these bricks could not be smashed, no Toads were murdered by Mario throughout his adventures.

Case closed?

 

[Blue Mint]

Ehhhh a bunch of reasons, mostly thanks to recent insider findings

That and the fact that Minecraft content had been rumored for a bout a year now, with no such thing in sight...

I'd love Steve, but I'm now at peace with the fact that he's probably not gonna make it, and I'm okay with that.

The DLC is gonna be hype worthy regardless

What insider findings?, could you explain them ?, I want to be sure..... o.o

 

[Deleted member]

Wario's done a myriad of morally-dubious things and you only pick cannibalism? Also, Cloud did do acts of terrorism.

Regarding Cloud, apart from terrorism

Spoiler: The biggest spoiler from FFVII that is not Aeris death

Spoiler: Do not read if you plan playing the game

Most obvious crime for Cloud would be impersonating a person.

 

[Deleted member]

Well for that you'd need to prove intent. It's in the manual, but we have no proof that:

1) Mario is aware of this
2) That there's any way to reverse this
3) That the Toads retain their sentience while in block form

As such, this cannot be used to convict Mario of murder either.

I'm not exactly sure if this is actually accurate but you used big words so I trust you

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Mario, not a murderer?

Someone hasn't seen Racist Mario.

 

[Coricus]

Mario, not a murderer?

Someone hasn't seen Racist Mario.

No one should ever see Racist Mario.

 

[Deleted member]

No one should ever see Racist Mario.

But now I'm curious and now I have to watch it.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Have you ever been so irritated and pissed off that you say "I can kick a dog and punch a baby rigjt now" And truly mean it? Because thats me right now. I feel like starting a ****ing fist fight

 

[TMNTSSB4]

: Murdering gods.

Maybe this would work.

doesn’t work...**** it...we'll just arrest him for being an illiterate chicken

No one should ever see Racist Mario.

Everyone should...and also Mad Mad Mario

 

[Deleted member]

Well for that you'd need to prove intent. It's in the manual, but we have no proof that:

1) Mario is aware of this
2) That there's any way to reverse this
3) That the Toads retain their sentience while in block form

As such, this cannot be used to convict Mario of murder either.

Could we consider illegal entry to the kingdoms in Super Mario Odyssey as a crime?

 

[Deleted member]

joker is guilty of being expelled

Truly, he is the most unhinged maniac in Smash. Just look at him:

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Even Ridley is scared.

 

[Coricus]

But now I'm curious and now I have to watch it.

Well enjoy your regret then LOL

 

[Deleted member]

Did I say it was confirmed?

I may not be one for patterns, but I am one for precedents. If one exists, and has been repeated, I wouldn't be surprised if it continued.

@Scoliosis Jones and @Bolderousness kinda fact checked me hard tho so

I agree with your approach to this subject. It's just up in the air for now.

 

[Opossum]

Could we consider illegal entry to the kingdoms in Super Mario Odyssey as a crime?

Ordinarily flying through potentially restricted airspace COULD be an issue if the host nation deems it so, but Mario is essentially acting as an emissary of the Mushroom Kingdom, and therefore has diplomatic immunity. The worst they could do is threaten criminal action should he be deemed unsafe and returns, but nothing he's done as of now was illegal.

Considering his potential dual citizenship between the Metro and Mushroom Kingdoms, this should be even less of an issue as far as flying close to a city is concerned, especially with Pauline's blessing.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Yeah, translation can really screw up a character for some audiences.

I'm still salty at ATLUS USA for randomly making some characters like Teddie or Morgana a lot less likable in localization.

Morgana's amazing in English, don't know what you're talking about.

I must be having a stroke but every square I make in stage builder looks slanted and off center

Grid.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

But now I'm curious and now I have to watch it.

It's from a guy who's incredibly racist and used very crass and sexual humour. When the video got demonitized the dude changed the thumbnail from Peach in a skimpy bikini to Peach in a Bhurqa because "Youtube are muslims and that's bad" or some ****

Objection, your honor.

Mario cannot be convicted of murder because it was done in retaliation of Bowser committing an act of war. Mario's liege and ruler, Princess Peach, was kidnapped by Bowser, so Mario killing members of the Koopa Army falls under the same classification as soldiers do in war. As such, this case cannot be considered murder under the law.

Who's going to be the Mushroom Kingdom equivalent of Chealse Manning and expose war crimes?

 

[Ura]

Ordinarily flying through potentially restricted airspace COULD be an issue if the host nation deems it so, but Mario is essentially acting as an emissary of the Mushroom Kingdom, and therefore has diplomatic immunity. The worst they could do is threaten criminal action should he be deemed unsafe and returns, but nothing he's done as of now was illegal.

Considering his potential dual citizenship between the Metro and Mushroom Kingdoms, this should be even less of an issue as far as flying close to a city is concerned, especially with Pauline's blessing.

I love how your replies to ****posts are always super technical and detailed lmao!

Yeah totally but hey it’s never too late for more Golden Sun

I'm just hoping the series gets revived within a year or two because it's helluva overdue. The Switch is essentially JRPG heaven so I don't see the hold up.

 

[Deleted member]

Ya'll are focused too much on Mario's war criminal records but ignoring the fact he was mean to Luigi once so he should be jailed

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Anyone up for some Arena battles? Might open one soon

I would join but I have to edit videos.

 

[Deleted member]

Ya'll are focused too much on Mario's war criminal records but ignoring the fact he was mean to Luigi once so he should be jailed

Luigi is a pure cinnamon roll. Anyone who is mean to him must be punished swiftly and severely.

Lock him up.

 

[Metal Shop X]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

THIS GAME ONLY LOOK BETTER AND BETTER AHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Coricus]

It's from a guy who's incredibly racist and used very crass and sexual humour. When the video got demonitized the dude changed the thumbnail from Peach in a skimpy bikini to Peach in a Bhurqa because "Youtube are muslims and that's bad" or some ****

OOOOOPH.

Yeah I hadn't heard about this but considering how awful the video was in the first place I'm unfortunately not surprised.

 

[Deleted member]

mario goes to jail for pissing in front of a goomba

 

[Ura]

Luigi is a pure cinnamon roll. Anyone who is mean to him must be punished swiftly and severely.

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Lock him up.

Does he happen to share a jail cell with Yoshi by any chance?

 

[Pyra]

I expect to see the self lothing here everday unfortunately. its honestly irritating

Maybe if I wasn’t so god damn mortal

 

[TMNTSSB4]

mario goes to jail for pissing in front of a goomba

The Goomba was traumatized

 

[Deleted member]

You know how you defeat puppet fighters in World of Light to free the spirits trapped within them? Could be the same logic.

You’re new profile picture is the best. I was just scrolling but I had to stop and admire it.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

The more I play of Doom 2016 the more I love it's design as it rewards the player for exploring by giving goodies, upgrades and early access to weapons if you can find them. There's also the fact that every ledge you can grab has some green light around it to let the player know they can get up there without even needing to be told. Also I appreciate the music significantly more know that I can fight while it plays

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Still 2 months away from DQB2 ggaaahhhh

 

[Deleted member]

Well enjoy your regret then LOL

Guess who wants to jump out a window

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Maybe if I wasn’t so god damn mortal

God damn Mortality

 

[Coricus]

Guess who wants to jump out a window

I told you about stairs bro

 

[TheMightyP]

I think the biggest disappointment with Endgame was that Antman did not crawl inside Thanos and make himself giant.


What a missed opportunity.