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[Pyra]

I’m in my suit again. Interview went well. My god damn shoulder is killing me. Right now I’d rather sell my left arm up to my shoulder for rent money than work anywhere lol

 

[Ultomato]

I'm being sarcastic to hide the fact that I will be genuinely livid if someone posts spoilers.

I really hoped you weren't sarcastic

 

[Deleted member]

I’m in my suit again. Interview went well. My god damn shoulder is killing me. Right now I’d rather sell my left arm up to my shoulder for rent money than work anywhere lol

Great to hear the interview went well! Um, go rest that arm.

 

[Ultomato]

I’m in my suit again. Interview went well. My god damn shoulder is killing me. Right now I’d rather sell my left arm up to my shoulder for rent money than work anywhere lol

Still hoping you get that job. Body parts don't sell that well these days (unless you're An albino negro, those go for millions because some people are insane)

 

[osby]

As fun as orgasms are, I’ll have to ask you not to spoil it.

They are fine but you know what's better? Missionary Man from Eurythmics.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What did I miss?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Maybe do a seperate one for Them?

Maybe.

Although, it would feel kind of wrong to potentially say the best Pokemonn game is Pokemon Snap

Because remember, all of the winners are gonna go against each other in a 1v1 bracket.


Keep voting on the Pokemon poll!
https://www.strawpoll.me/17824759

 

[Ultomato]

What did I miss?

People having orgasms during the snap in Infinity war Will still be having Them once they get back in Endgame

 

[Metal Shop X]

**** it
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pizza on the floor

Bro

This is a actual tragedy right here.

EDIT: AHHH GOD DANG IT IMAGE UPLOADER

 

[Ultomato]

Maybe.

Although, it would feel kind of wrong to potentially say the best Pokemonn game is Pokemon Snap

Because remember, all of the winners are gonna go against each other in a 1v1 bracket.


Keep voting on the Pokemon poll!
https://www.strawpoll.me/17824759

I'm sorry but Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky would win

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

People having orgasms during the snap in Infinity war Will still be having Them once they get back in Endgame

Those poor employees at the theathers, having to clean up all the orgasms all over again... They deserve a raise.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I don't even care about Pokemon anymore and I voted. Come on y'all

I know right! Zelda got WAY more votes than this and I did it around the same time of day.

 

[Coricus]

**** it
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pizza on the floor

He's coming

 

[Deleted member]

People having orgasms during the snap in Infinity war Will still be having Them once they get back in Endgame

They’re essentially orgasming over mass genocide.

 

[praline]

I like Pokemon more than Zelda

 

[Deleted member]

They are fine but you know what's better? Missionary Man from Eurythmics.

I don’t get the joke, but it’s still funny.

 

[osby]

I know right! Zelda got WAY more votes than this and I did it around the same time of day.

You did later (there were significantly more users) and Smash forums aren't the most casual oriented places, meaning you're slightly more likely to find Zelda fans than Pokemon fans.

 

[Deleted member]

on jah anyone who spoils endgame boutta get the
f i s t

 

[Deleted member]

As fun as orgasms are, I’ll have to ask you not to spoil it.

Mark my words. I will not tell

 

[Deleted member]

on jah anyone who spoils endgame boutta get the
f i s t

Some guy named John shows up and kills Thanos.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You did later (there were significantly more users) and Smash forums aren't the most casual oriented places, meaning you're slightly more likely to find Zelda fans than Pokemon fans.

Fair I guess. Still gonna give it a bit more time before I start the countdown to closing.



Vote in the Pokemon poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/17824759

 

[Ultomato]

They’re essentially orgasming over mass genocide.

I meant like:
You live in the MCU. You're having sex. Thanos snap. You dissappear during orgasm. Endgame happens. You reappear. You're orgasming while phasing back into reality

 

[osby]

I don’t get the joke, but it’s still funny.

There's no joke, I just really like that song.

Plus Annie Lennox is really hot in its music video.

 

[Ultomato]

You did later (there were significantly more users) and Smash forums aren't the most casual oriented places, meaning you're slightly more likely to find Zelda fans than Pokemon fans.

Excuse me did you Just call Pokémon casual?

 

[Deleted member]

Some guy named John shows up and kills Thanos.

you and i both know that's not true. his name is jimmy

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I’m in my suit again. Interview went well. My god damn shoulder is killing me. Right now I’d rather sell my left arm up to my shoulder for rent money than work anywhere lol

If you cut off your arm, can I have it?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I meant like:
You live in the MCU. You're having sex. Thanos snap. You dissappear during orgasm. Endgame happens. You reappear. You're orgasming while phasing back into reality

I mean, they're probably gonna make it so the snap never happened in the first place. Time travel and the like. So more like, you never dissapeared in the first place.

 

[Deleted member]

There's no joke, I just really like that song.

Plus Annie Lennox is really hot in its music video.

I’ve never heard the song. I’ll look it up and leave the page open for tomorrow morning; it’s pretty late at the mo’.

 

[osby]

Excuse me did you Just call Pokémon casual?

I mean, there's reason we got Let's Go Eevee and Pikachu instead of Let's Go Nuzlocke.

 

[praline]

If you cut off your arm, can I have it?

What would you want with his arm lol

 

[Gentlepanda]

anyway having wolverine played by nic cage coming out of nowhere at the climax of endgame and yeeting thanos out of existence was a bold move for the franchise and i'm interested to see where this new direction takes them

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Pokémon trainers are almost always designed to look older than they actually are tbh

Pokémon Trainers are probably undercover cops for all we know

Gwen and Miles being in Ultimate Alliance 3 has me giddy.

Same here

PSA: Avengers Endgame ending leaked. Avoid the spoilers, true believers, or suffer the same fate I did.

you ****ed up...plus those should be deleted by now

spoiler alert

thanus theory happens
wait that's not a spoiler everyone already knows that

inb4 it actually does happen

 

[Deleted member]

There's no joke, I just really like that song.

Plus Annie Lennox is really hot in its music video.

Also which one is Annie Lennox?

Edit: Never mind. They haven’t aged much, have they?

 

[osby]

What would you want with his arm lol

*The Truth started typing*

 

[Ultomato]

I mean, there's reason we got Let's Go Eevee and Pikachu instead of Let's Go Nuzlocke.

They made a game meant to get the casual audience into the series.
To me that indicates their original fanbase lacked casuals

 

[Deleted member]

What would you want with his arm lol

pumpkaboo like

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You did later (there were significantly more users) and Smash forums aren't the most casual oriented places, meaning you're slightly more likely to find Zelda fans than Pokemon fans.

So how much longer should I keep taking in votes then?




https://www.strawpoll.me/17824759

 

[Pyra]

If you cut off your arm, can I have it?

I.. uh... sure? You’re first in line for it

 

[Iridium]

The sad thing about Smash speculation is that I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

No sarcasm. I just like swords.

I like Pokemon more than Zelda

Great.

 

[osby]

Also which one is Annie Lennox?

Edit: Never mind. They haven’t aged much, have they?

Yep, she's impossible to miss.

They made a game meant to get the casual audience into the series.
To me that indicates their original fanbase lacked casuals

Well, no Wii Sports casual but Pokémon' s main audience consists of kids, mostly.