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[Deleted member]

Wait, you really didn't know @TotsBS

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This is actually news to me, remember I've been going into this pretty much blind. This can't be a real image.

But I mean, hey, if she's handin out A's, I'll be sure to give her D's ya KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

 

[Pyra]

In shakespearean English, thee essentially means you but it's most commonly used as the object of a verb ie. I speak to thee.

Thou hast committed what Our laypeople hitherto refer in the mother tongue as totally schooled him bro

 

[Idon]

Ah yes, ye olde grammaticalle incorrecte englishe

 

[Deleted member]

Thou=You as in, "You have done well." Thou hast done well.
Thee=You as in, "I will give you a horse." I giveth thee mine horse.

I likely butchered the not-actually-old-English-but-people-use-it-as-an-Old-English-stand-in anyway, but I'm tired so meh.

thee art a nerd

 

[Just a penguin]

did contractions murder your entire family or something my guy

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He’s legally not allowed to use them. It’s contractually obligated.

 

[Double K]

...have you played Persona 5?

In terms of “sexual content”, there’s basically nothing to censor.

Unless, you want to censor a girl wearing a bikini. There’s really nothing else from my memory.

I think the pessimism is overblown, and I can’t imagine an enjoyable existence when people are this pessimistic. Enjoy something once in awhile.

I mean, there is a straight up sexual assault scene in the first act of the game, as well as one character's SLink being about how a friend of her's was made to prostitute herself as a minor

 

[Idon]

This is actually news to me, remember I've been going into this pretty much blind. This can't be a real image.

But I mean, hey, if she's handin out A's, I'll be sure to give her D's ya KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

I assure you, whatever jokes you can think of in regards to this...

they've already been made.

 

[Shroob]

This is actually news to me, remember I've been going into this pretty much blind. This can't be a real image.

But I mean, hey, if she's handin out A's, I'll be sure to give her D's ya KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

It's 100% real.

Spoiler: She's even a maid

 

[Pyra]

Ah yes, ye olde grammaticalle incorrecte englishe

idone mye friende
howe longe havee thee knoweste minee languagee ofe mortalse

 

[Double K]

It's 100% real.

Spoiler: She's even a maid

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"Becky" is a sin against nature, because they got rid of her floof hair

 

[Opossum]

thee art a nerd

Thou art a nerd. If one wisheth to insult mine honor, I beg of thee to useth thine proper grammar.

>:^(-eth.

 

[Deleted member]

did contractions murder your entire family or something my guy

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I like to type this way, okay?
I still use contractions.

 

[Deleted member]

What didst thou say of me, thou shrinking cur?
Knows’t thou that in my class of Navy Seals
among all men I graduated first,
and in the secret shadows did I wield
my dagger, pressed to Al’Quaeda’s heart,
and have I, in the sight of God and men,
dispatch’d more than fifteen score for my part
‘ere I returned to my home shore again.
Learned I the way of battle of the ape.
Unequaled, I, at killing from afar,
among all those who kill thus for the States.
To me, a target is all that thou art.
Thou shalt, with such precision never seen
before upon the face of God’s green Earth,
be wiped out, shuffled off, wilt cease to be,
and at my hands, mark well my ****ing words.
Think that mayhap thou might escape my ire
because we speak upon the Internet?
Thinks’t thou again, thou knave, for I conspire
with spies, who all across the States are set,
and even as we speak, I soon will know
thine precious three four times, thine own IP.
Prepare’st thou then, thou worm, for storm and woe,
for tempest comes, and it doth come for for thee.
Thy thread, it ends, though thou art but a child.
I can be anywhere and anywhen,
and know I seven hundred different ways
with mine bare hands alone to bring thine end.
And not with just my hands can death I bring,
but with all of the arms and armament
of the United States Corps of Marines
and I will use them to their full extent
to from this blessed continent erase
thine base pathetic ass, thou filth-stain’d bit.
If thou didst know thy “wit” would bring thine waste,
then thou mightst not have wasted all thine wit.
But waste thou did, and now, thou God-damn’d fool,
thou see’st that thou must reap what thou didst sow.
My fury forms for thee a drowning pool.
Know now that thou art ****ing dead, kiddo.

 

[Gentlepanda]

you are like little medieval babies, watch this

for vch mon had meruayle quat hit mene my3t þat a haþel and a horse my3t such a hwe lach, as growe grene as þe gres and grener hit semed, þen grene aumayl on golde glowande bry3ter

 

[Pyra]

you are like little medieval babies, watch this

for vch mon had meruayle quat hit mene my3t þat a haþel and a horse my3t such a hwe lach, as growe grene as þe gres and grener hit semed, þen grene aumayl on golde glowande bry3ter

We only speak fake olde English here buddy, time to build a wall around ya

 

[Wademan94]

Thou art puzzled...

 

[Deleted member]

Hey

Wanna hear a great joke? Who's Ganondorf's favorite mangaka?

Spoiler

Akira TORYAHma.

Ha ha yes please do not like or subscribe

 

[Opossum]

What didst thou say of me, thou shrinking cur?
Knows’t thou that in my class of Navy Seals
among all men I graduated first,
and in the secret shadows did I wield
my dagger, pressed to Al’Quaeda’s heart,
and have I, in the sight of God and men,
dispatch’d more than fifteen score for my part
‘ere I returned to my home shore again.
Learned I the way of battle of the ape.
Unequaled, I, at killing from afar,
among all those who kill thus for the States.
To me, a target is all that thou art.
Thou shalt, with such precision never seen
before upon the face of God’s green Earth,
be wiped out, shuffled off, wilt cease to be,
and at my hands, mark well my ****ing words.
Think that mayhap thou might escape my ire
because we speak upon the Internet?
Thinks’t thou again, thou knave, for I conspire
with spies, who all across the States are set,
and even as we speak, I soon will know
thine precious three four times, thine own IP.
Prepare’st thou then, thou worm, for storm and woe,
for tempest comes, and it doth come for for thee.
Thy thread, it ends, though thou art but a child.
I can be anywhere and anywhen,
and know I seven hundred different ways
with mine bare hands alone to bring thine end.
And not with just my hands can death I bring,
but with all of the arms and armament
of the United States Corps of Marines
and I will use them to their full extent
to from this blessed continent erase
thine base pathetic ***, thou filth-stain’d bit.
If thou didst know thy “wit” would bring thine waste,
then thou mightst not have wasted all thine wit.
But waste thou did, and now, thou God-damn’d fool,
thou see’st that thou must reap what thou didst sow.
My fury forms for thee a drowning pool.
Know now that thou art ****ing dead, kiddo.

Oh yeah? Well...


Nay thee.

 

[Deleted member]

you are like little medieval babies, watch this

for vch mon had meruayle quat hit mene my3t þat a haþel and a horse my3t such a hwe lach, as growe grene as þe gres and grener hit semed, þen grene aumayl on golde glowande bry3ter

anglo saxon ðôðordrohtian ûpweardes

 

[Deleted member]

anglo saxon ðôðordrohtian ûpweardes

English What

 

[ZaneHitsurugi]

yup, it's gamer time

This game was cursed from the moment they put in RWBY characters. And this is coming from someone who's played BB since CT

 

[Blargg888]

Hey

Wanna hear a great joke? Who's Ganondorf's favorite mangaka?

Spoiler

Akira TORYAHma.

Ha ha yes please do not like or subscribe

Do not smash the like button.
We treat our like buttons with respect here.

 

[Hinata]

This is actually news to me, remember I've been going into this pretty much blind. This can't be a real image.

But I mean, hey, if she's handin out A's, I'll be sure to give her D's ya KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

I can guarantee you with 100% certainty, the conversation depicted in that image definitely happens, and depicts a real dialogue choice during said conversation.

 

[Deleted member]

-I choose Pichu
-My opponent goes random
My head: "I feel like we are going to get a Pichu ditto."
And...

Spoiler: Big Image

 

[SneakyLink]

Crazy thought:

Spoiler

Everything was some sort of fan fiction at one point.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh, we're butchering "Old English", I see.

Hey look! I found a theme song to fit the thread's current state!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

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****ed up when card games implement a hygiene rule before the FGC does.

Yo, Yugioh tournaments are crackin' down.
This is amazing lol. It's unfortunately necessary but it needs to happen.
Wear old spice, kids. Save lives.

 

[Deleted member]

This is actually news to me, remember I've been going into this pretty much blind. This can't be a real image.

But I mean, hey, if she's handin out A's, I'll be sure to give her D's ya KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

Aren't D's supposed to be disappointing?

 

[Deleted member]

I wish I had a life

Hey, you do have a life.
With us. : )

 

[Shroob]

Yo, Yugioh tournaments are crackin' down.
This is amazing lol. It's unfortunately necessary but it needs to happen.
Wear old spice, kids. Save lives.

Axe body spray is not a replacement for soap and water.


Trust me, I've been to tournaments where people that take up two folding chairs think that.


You still smell like a trash heap.

 

[TheMightyP]

Me: *Does 300 IQ plays to bob and weave, punish, and combo my opponent to death and 3 stock them*
Also me: *Jumps into Ganon's sword because I'm an idiot and forgot how to stand still and dodge*

 

[Wademan94]

-I choose Pichu
-My opponent goes random
My head: "I feel like we are going to get a Pichu ditto."
And...

Spoiler: Big Image

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Even your bandanna is confused by this outcome.

 

[Pyra]

Y’all actually made me read up on Early Modern English and ****s interesting as hell
I forgot I was into linguistics as a side effect of teaching myself Japanese

 

[Double K]

Yo, Yugioh tournaments are crackin' down.
This is amazing lol. It's unfortunately necessary but it needs to happen.
Wear old spice, kids. Save lives.

That's me who made that tweet!

 

[Alternis]

あの、みんな何言葉を話ますか。英語と思いますけど、違うですね。

Spoiler

Canst thou decipher these abstruse runes? If ye can, thou shouldst be most proud.

Save for the curs that conspire to use Google Translate. That shan't be lauded.

 

[Deleted member]

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****ed up when card games implement a hygiene rule before the FGC does.

Whoever added that rule needs to get a raise.
Please, shower.
Floss and brush your teeth too.
Use deodorant.

 

[Deleted member]

Y’all actually made me read up on Early Modern English and ****s interesting as hell
I forgot I was into linguistics as a side effect of teaching myself Japanese

I saw this interesting video a while ago

It's weird how we associate early modern english as being super formal and posh, but the way it sounds is more like a drunken slur.

 

[SneakyLink]

あの、みんな何言葉を話ますか。英語と思いますけど、違うですね。

Spoiler

Canst thou decipher these abstruse runes? If ye can, thou shouldst be most proud.

Save for the curs that conspire to use Google Translate. That shan't be lauded.

Someone else answer this one.

 

[Deleted member]

Team Skull Pichu is by far the best Pichu alternate, fight me.

 

[Noipoi]

Hunting for shiny Sneasels so staindgrey won't ban me.