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[Hinata]

That's kind of how AllisBrawl was too. Neal wanted a second-in-charge just in case, though, so he gave me, like, site altering clearance. Having the login info for the site's raw server was a power trip.

Never really used it though. I was the emergency backup if Neal just, like, ****ed off forever.

How could you resist all that power? You could've done anything to that website! ANYTHING! YOU WERE THEIR GOD.

 

[staindgrey]

gamers, gamers

i have a riddle for you

what is attracted exclusively to basically all men except for two fictional characters, azura from fire emblem fates and brighid from xenoblade chronicles 2

faygoshill the answer to the riddle is faygoshill it's me it's faygoshill

now new riddle is faygoshill a homosexual or a bisexual please help he is very confused

Punished Smashboards

Wait, really?

I thought you were just appeasing all my Azura avatar choices.

 

[KMDP]

Fixed for ya.

Thank you, my friend.

 

[Noipoi]

Wait, really?

I thought you were just appeasing all my Azura avatar choices.

Why do you think he hits on you so much?

You fit both of his standards.

 

[Hinata]

Found it:
http://cursor.lolipop.jp/cursor/gyakusai/5-narumayo.html

This one's pretty nice too, it's Phoenix with Maya in her AA6 design:
http://cursor.lolipop.jp/cursor/gyakusai/6-okaeri.html

The site seems to be old and a bit broken so it's kinda hard to navigate around, but I figured it out eventually.

I love this artstyle. The coloring job looks really neat.

 

[Deleted member]

me questioning my sexuality again is a direct result of smashboards images not working

You're baifusexual

Gay in most cases, except when it comes to waifus.

5000 iq gamerthink sexuality

Wait, really?

I thought you were just appeasing all my Azura avatar choices.

nah man azura cute af

 

[Deleted member]

Oh **** you guys

仮面ライダーブレン　

ハートと違って正統派でかっこいいデザインっぽい。 pic.twitter.com/vnAwmMknjH

— @RS (@nesuhero0317) April 12, 2019

Who would win
A new installment in one of the largest franchises on Earth backed by one of the biggest companies on the planet

Or

One green homosexual boy

A green homosexual boy crushes the rich ( 2019, Colorized )

 

[Metal Shop X]

Thank you, my friend.

Always a pleasure.

*insert funny sonic meme here that I can't post because of WoodBoard*

 

[Opossum]

Here we go

The game stars Kevin Keene. An obsessed Nintendo fan. Owning every system from the NES to the Swtich, all hooked up to the same TV. One day, lightning strikes his house and he is sucked into his television into an interconnected Hub of sorts. Here he meats Lana, the guardian of the video world. An evil force has invaded this land and it's up to her and Kevin to journey through each world to purge this invader and restore order.

The gameplay is simple. Your main weapons are a Wii-Mote and NES Zapper which function as a standard sword and gun. But you also acquire a wide variety of additional weapons and summons as you progress. You're score goes up the higher your combo, and multipliers are added by being flashy and stylish with your attack choices. You're XP is then absorbed at the end of a fight, contributing to your power level. But, the more weapons and summons (amiibo) you have, the less of a multiplier a single attack will get you. So if you want to continue to level up and increase your strength (IE progress) you need to continuously mix up what attacks you are using. Because of this you have a quick weapon change. Simply press minus and the game will slow down for a split second and you select a new weapon with the stick, this will not interrupt your combo. As you kill enemies your Switch meter fills. Think of this like a Devil Trigger. You SWITCH into your Switch Armor with increased power and speed, as well as regenerating health. In this mode you wield twin Joy-Con Sabres.

You also have a temporary partner in each world alongside Lana. You can control the actions of each using the left and right triggers. These partners consist of everyone from Mario to Simon Belmont, and you will always have one with you

In each level you have to collect game discs/cartridges. Once you collect a certain amount of discs for a certain game, you can load them into the main computer in the hub and open up a new land. When you start you have access to the Mario and Zelda worlds. As well as the two training stages, Wii Fit (where you train with your physical attacks) and Duck Hunt (where you practice your gun play)

What follows is a brief list of the worlds, as well as their contained levels and bosses. Sometimes you travel through an abridged version of that world's story (Kingdom Hearts style) and sometimes you travel through a showcase of that world's greatest hits (ala LEGO Dimensions)

Spoiler: Standard Levels

Spoiler: Mushroom Kingdom

Mushroom Kingdom (Waluigi)
Peach’s Castle (King Wart)
Isle Delfino (Mecha-lings)
Moon Kingdom (Tatanga)
Bowser’s Galaxy Reactor (Giga Bowser)

Spoiler: Hyrule

Hyrule Field (Agahnim)
Twilight Realm (Zant)
Skyloft (Ghirahim)
Termina (Skull Kid/Majora)
Hyrule Castle (Ganondorf/Ganon/Calamity Ganon)

Spoiler: DK Island

Jungle Hijinx (Tiki Tong)
Volcano Dome (Lord Fredrik)
Krem Quay (KAOS)
Frantic Factory (Stanley the Bug Man)
Gang-Plank Galleon (King K. Rool)

Spoiler: Planet Zebes

Phantoon’s Haunted Wreck (Phantoon)
Maridia (Draygon)
Norfair (Ridley)
Brinstar (Kraid)
Tourian (Mother Brain)

Spoiler: Castle Dracula

Ruined Mansion (Skull Horse & Skull King)
Transylvanian Wilds (Medusa)
The Castle (The Creature & Flea Man)
Clock Tower (Akmodan II)
Castle Keep (Dracula)

Spoiler: Planet Popstar

Green Greens (Whispy Woods)
Mt. Dedede (King Dedede)
Halberd (Meta Knight)
Dark Castle (Dark Matter)
Fountain of Dreams (Nightmare)

Spoiler: Archanea

Talys (Gomer)
Aurelis (Minerva)
Grust (Camus)
Khadein (Gharnef)
Dolhr (Medeus)

Spoiler: Kanto Region

Fuchsia City (Koga)
Saffron City (Sabrina)
Cinnabar Island (Mewtwo)
Viridian City (Giovanni)
Indigo Plateau (Elite Four)

Spoiler: Angel Land

Underworld (Hades)
Overworld (Hewdraw)
Reset Bomb Depot (Viridi)
Skyworld (Pandora)
Palace in the Sky (Medusa)

Spoiler: Eagleland/Knowhere Island

Onett (Captain Strong)
Fourside (Guardian Digger)
Tazmily Village (Mecha Drago)
New Pork City (Porky Minch/Masked Man)
Cave of the Past (Giygas)

Spoiler: Paper Mushroom Kingdom

Prism Island (Black Bowser and Paper Koopalings)
Castle Bleck (Count Bleck and Mimi)
Toad Town (General Guy)
Twilight Town (Doopliss)
The Thousand Year Door (Shadow Queen)

Spoiler: Gruntilda’s Lair

Mumbo’s Mountain (Targitzan)
Treasure Trove Cove (Lord Woo Fak Fak)
Freezeezy Peak (Chilly Billi and Willy)
Mad Monster Mansion (Klungo)
Grunty’s Furnace Fun (Gruntilda)

Spoiler: PNF-404

Garden of Hope (Quaggled Mireclops)
Perplexing Pool (Waterwraith)
Final Trial (Emperor Bulblax)
Dream Den (Titan Dweevil)
Formidable Oak (Plasm Wraith)

Spoiler: Corrupted Animal Village

Town [Reseter (Mega Resetti)]
Wild World [X.X. Slider (Mega K.K. Slider)]
City Folk [Kappa (Mega Kapp’n)]
New Leaf [The Secretary (Mega Isabelle)]
Warped City Hall [Mad Mayor (Mega Tom Nook)]

Spoiler: Xenoblade Timelines

Bionis (Metal Face)
Argentum Trade Guild (Malos)
New Los Angeles (Luxaar)
Land of Morytha (Artifice Aion)
Mechonis Core (Zanza)

Spoiler: Inkopolis

Urchin Underpass (Octo Samurai)
Kelp Dome (Great Octoweapons)
Moray Towers (Steelhead)
Inkblot Art Academy (Commander Tartar)
Octo Valley (DJ Octavio)

Spoiler: South Island

Green Hill Zone (Death Egg Robot)
Chemical Plant Zone (Team Hooligans)
Casino Night Zone (Metal Sonic)
Sky Sanctuary Zone (Shadow the Hedgehog)
Death Egg Zone (Perfect Chaos)

Spoiler: Midgar

Gold Saucer (Dyne)
Nibelheim (Jenova)
Wutai Village (Weapons)
Shinra Headquarters (Rufus Shinra)
Planet Core (Sephiroth)

Simply completing the story will unlock the fight with the final boss

Spoiler

Tabuu

You also have access to Five different types of "specialty worlds". These vary in type.

Mini-Game levels have you accomplish a short list of quickfire challenges to earn XP, weapons, and cartridges.

Spoiler: Minigame Levels

Spoiler: Game & Watch

Ball
Judge
Lion
Octopus

Spoiler: WarioWare

Jimmy T
Ashley and Red
Kat and Ana
9-Volt

Spoiler: Rhythm Heaven

Screwbot Factory
Ringside
Karate Man
Glee Club

Boss-Rush levels have you face a string of challenging fights all in a row to earn a new weapon/fighting style. Sometimes you can always select a partner character in these stages.

Spoiler: Boss Rush Levels

Spoiler: Punch-Out!!

King Hippo
Great Tiger
Piston Honda
Soda Popinski
Bald Bull
Don Flamenco
Mr. Sandman
Super Macho Man
Mike Tyson/Mr. Dream (Depending on how the licensing negotiations go)

Spoiler: Arms

(10 Fights) (characters selected in random order)
Spring Man
Ribbon Girl
Ninjara
Master Mummy
Min Min
Helix
Kid Cobra
Byte & Barq
Twintelle
Mechanica
Lola Pop
Misango
Springtron
Final Boss: Max Brass/Headlock/Dr. Coyle

Spoiler: Street Fighter

(first four characters selected at random from available options)
Ryu/Ken Masters/Chun Li
Guile/Cammy White/Fei Long
Blanka/Dhalsim/Zangief
E. Honda/T. Hawk/Dee Jay
Balrog
Vega
Sagat
M. Bison
Akuma

Spoiler: Mega Man

Metal Man
Air Man
Bubble Man
Quick Man
Crash Man
Flash Man
Heat Man
Wood Man
Mecha Dragon
Guts Tank
Wily Machine

Vehicle Levels have you operate a vehicle in either an elimination race. Complete all of them and you gain access to a new weapon. Level cartridges are also scattered on the tracks.

Spoiler: Vehicle Worlds

Spoiler: Star Fox

Corneria (Star Wolf)
Titania (Monarch Dodora)
Venom (Andross)

Spoiler: F-Zero

Mute City (Samurai Goroh)
Big Blue (Octoman)
Port Town (Black Shadow)

Challenge levels are meant to test your speed and platforming. Avoid enemies and traverse through the obstacle course to level up, earn weapons, and level carts.

Spoiler: Challenge Worlds

Spoiler: Ice Climber

Icicle Mountain
Summit

Spoiler: Pac-Man

Pac-Maze
Pac-Land

Spoiler: Rayman

Band Land
Fiesta de los Muertos

Finally we have single fight worlds. These bosses are some of the toughest in the game and you get one of the six Smash Bros games as a reward, as well as a powerful weapon. Beat all six and unlock the secret fight with Master Hand.

Spoiler: Single Boss Fights

Super Mario RPG (Smithy)
R.O.B. (R.O.B.)
Metal Gear (Metal Gear REX)
Luigi’s Mansion (King Boo)
Bayonetta (Jubileus)
Golden Sun (Fusion Dragon)

Once you collect all the weapons, fighting styles, and cartridges. As well as level up to max level 50, you unlock the secret true final boss

Spoiler

A second fight with Tabuu where he is WEARING Master Hand and Crazy Hand as gloves. Appropriate titled Master Tabbu

Beat this fight and you unlock the final ending where Kevin is sent home.

Note: I'm thinking of adding levels based off of the Smash Ultimate DLC. Depends on how things go.

Gomer and especially Minerva's fights should be replaced with a Michalis fight in Macedon and a Jiol fight in Gra. That and technically the actual Gharnef fight takes place in Thabes, not Khadein. This seems to be War of Shadows themed more than anything, and the major boss fights therein were Jiol/Morzas/Camus/Michalis/Gharnef/Medeus. But if you're going for five only, Morzas is arguably the least important of them.

Celica pic.twitter.com/apie4UvfVc

— Nene (@nenekantoku) April 12, 2019

Opossum

It her.

Oh hey it's Second Best Fire Emblem Lord! Always nice to see.

 

[Schnee117]

me questioning my sexuality again is a direct result of smashboards images not working

Stop being political smh

 

[Deleted member]

Stop being political smh

Impeach Trump

 

[KMDP]

Always a pleasure.

*insert funny sonic meme here that I can't post because of WoodBoard*

...

Hmm...

Which is funnier. Tora doing the Numa Numa dance, or Tora and Poppi doing Caramelldansen?

Old memes.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Well, I recently got cast as Lancer for a youtube channel. The channel started just last month, and they already have 174 subscribers and 5,721 views, so this seems promising.

 

[Deleted member]

gamers, gamers

i have a riddle for you

what is attracted exclusively to basically all men except for two fictional characters, azura from fire emblem fates and brighid from xenoblade chronicles 2

faygoshill the answer to the riddle is faygoshill it's me it's faygoshill

now new riddle is faygoshill a homosexual or a bisexual please help he is very confused

Punished Smashboards

You're homo-except-attracted-to-azura-and-brighid-sexual. Very specific sexuality

 

[Hinata]

they already have 174 subscribers and 5,721 subscribers

You've given us two different statistics here. Which one is the truth?

 

[staindgrey]

How could you resist all that power? You could've done anything to that website! ANYTHING! YOU WERE THEIR GOD.

I sometimes did. I'd alter people's posts directly through SQL so there was no "last edited by" indicator and make them think they'd written it themselves, just for fun. We also had a badge system where you could acquire these little symbols of accomplishments like X amount of posts or your Brawl stage upload being downloaded so many times, so I'd go in and make my own badges and apply them directly to users' pages without using the built-in site feature so there'd be no notification. Just one day they realize there's a bull**** inside joke badge in the middle of all their other ones and it's been there for weeks.

Looking back, it's kind of scary that they entrusted a 19 year-old with the ability to, like, mass delete things and break the whole damn site if I had a tantrum.

 

[osby]

Stop being political smh

Saying you're gay two times in 21 years is too much to be socially acceptable and going into political activism territory, just ask my mom.

 

[Flyboy]

The next fighter pass character will be Guzma. He doesn't lurk in the back like Pokemon Trainer, he just throws punches and kicks himself and sometimes randomly turns into Golisopod for certain moves. There's no real explanation as to why.

 

[Gentlepanda]

You've given us two different statistics here. Which one is the truth?

so this is the fake news media

 

[Metal Shop X]

...

Hmm...

Which is funnier. Tora doing the Numa Numa dance, or Tora and Poppi doing Carameldansen?

Old memes.

I prefer the second one tbh, atleast it's catchy and cute. :v

Also, did I answer your question well in the PM?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

You've given us two different statistics here. Which one is the truth?

* 5,721 views

Sorry about that

 

[Noipoi]

Well, I recently got cast as Lancer for a youtube channel. The channel started just last month, and they already have 174 subscribers and 5,721 subscribers, so this seems promising.

knew you were a clown

The next fighter pass character will be Guzma. He doesn't lurk in the back like Pokemon Trainer, he just throws punches and kicks himself and sometimes randomly turns into Golisopod for certain moves. There's no real explanation as to why.

It's because he's destruction in human form.

 

[KMDP]

I prefer the second one tbh, atleast it's catchy and cute. :v

Also, did I answer your question well in the PM?

Your question answered me perfectly.

 

[Deleted member]

Ok, these new designs look amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=198gzllaumo

 

[Deleted member]

sometimes randomly turns into Golisopod

ANIMORPHS

 

[Deleted member]

Nintendo, when I said I wanted more Mario lore, I didn't mean this.

I do not need to know what Toad does in private, Nintendo.

 

[Hinata]

I sometimes did. I'd alter people's posts directly through SQL so there was no "last edited by" indicator and make them think they'd written it themselves, just for fun. We also had a badge system where you could acquire these little symbols of accomplishments like X amount of posts or your Brawl stage upload being downloaded so many times, so I'd go in and make my own badges and apply them directly to users' pages without using the built-in site feature so there'd be no notification. Just one day they realize there's a bull**** inside joke badge in the middle of all their other ones and it's been there for weeks.

Looking back, it's kind of scary that they entrusted a 19 year-old with the ability to, like, mass delete things and break the whole damn site if I had a tantrum.

It's amazing how easily some people will just hand over power like that.

I have had no less than three separate occasions where I've been on a mod team for a Discord server or a subreddit, and ownership of the entire server/sub is just thrusted onto me one day because the person who used to own it didn't want it anymore.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Your question answered me perfectly.

Science can advance well again.

Thank you America.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

knew you were a clown


It's because he's destruction in human form.

Wrong. I'm a chad.

insert chad Lancer image that I can't post because my internet sucks

 

[Flyboy]

I sometimes did. I'd alter people's posts directly through SQL so there was no "last edited by" indicator and make them think they'd written it themselves, just for fun. We also had a badge system where you could acquire these little symbols of accomplishments like X amount of posts or your Brawl stage upload being downloaded so many times, so I'd go in and make my own badges and apply them directly to users' pages without using the built-in site feature so there'd be no notification. Just one day they realize there's a bull**** inside joke badge in the middle of all their other ones and it's been there for weeks.

Looking back, it's kind of scary that they entrusted a 19 year-old with the ability to, like, mass delete things and break the whole damn site if I had a tantrum.

My friend and fellow admin on another site used to co-run a massive wrestling forum when he was like 16 and his fellow admin was 14 at the time and mass deleted everything in a giant tantrum so, y'know.

Then again the entire reason my current site I admin went to a new forum was because one of the admins accidentally mass deleted everyone's accounts while trying to purge a bot attack so hey, it happens!

 

[Hinata]

Wrong. I'm a chad.

insert chad Lancer image that I can't post because my internet sucks

Nobody can post images today.

Smashboards hates all of us.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Wrong. I'm a chad.

insert chad Lancer image that I can't post because my internet sucks

It's less that your internet suck, and more that Smashboard server suck.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Nobody can post images today.

Smashboards hates all of us.

Ah ok.

Been having lots of internet problems lately, so I had assumed it was just on my side. Thanks for the clarification.

 

[staindgrey]

me questioning my sexuality again is a direct result of smashboards images not working

5000 iq gamerthink sexuality

nah man azura cute af

I think my gay coworker said it best:

"I'm only interested in men. But women are beautiful. I don't need to be straight to appreciate that."

I'm paraphrasing because his actual wording was a little less appropriate.

 

[Deleted member]

Smashboards hates all of us.

Let's abandon SmashBoards and actually go outside so we can give SmashBoards a taste of their own medicine.

 

[osby]

Nintendo, when I said I wanted more Mario lore, I didn't mean this.

I do not need to know what Toad does in private, Nintendo.

Nintendo Labo is entertainment for the whole family, there was nothing private about that.

 

[Deleted member]

Congratulations on the promotion, staindgrey !!!

 

[Noipoi]

Nintendo, when I said I wanted more Mario lore, I didn't mean this.

I do not need to know what Toad does in private, Nintendo.

That's why Green Toad isn't playable in Mario U.

He's always holed up in his room doing...that...

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

That's why Green Toad isn't playable in Mario U.

He's always holed up in his room doing...that...

More! MORE! - Toad 2k19

 

[Deleted member]

Images being broken means I can't squidpost or ponypost.

Unacceptable. You're asking me to actually contribute posts that have actual thought?

*broken image*

See? This would be ten times funnier if I had a wild and wacky reaction image. Big sad.