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[Hinata]

I made myself queen via my queenly demeanor. I just naturally assumed the role.

Says the one who claimed but yesterday that she was too unstable for a leadership role.

 

[Iridium]

Consider me ready for you all.

 

[Noipoi]

Stunting? That’s a new one. What’s that?

It means boasting, showing off, etc.

Relevant image for the thread.
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if you post this damn image one more time

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Mario Odyssey lasts as long as you want it to and if you like it, you heat a great experience, and if you don’t well that’s just a bit of your time wasted, the good feeling lasts as long as you want if you enjoy it
Sex can be hard to get out of once you get into it, can **** up relationships, and in bad cases can even result in unwanted pregnancies all for some temporary feeling

You’ve clearly never had it if you’re talking like this.

Remember, I hate Mario. Keep your Smashboards lore straight. And your mind as gay as possible.

 

[Deleted member]

Let's say, that's not the greatest post to see when coming to see what's happening here.
:O

earlier we were talking about chicks with ***** okay put some respect on my name

living

i always knew i was so unbearably sexy that people just have to like and follow and subscribe and become a patron and buy me a coffee on kofi and

Seriously though. Why play Mario Odyssey on Switch when you can just have sex?

she does raise a solid point

 

[Shroob]

Gentlemen(and women), we are on the verge of peak degeneracy.

 

[CallMeKnux]

I made myself queen via my queenly demeanor. I just naturally assumed the role.

What the **** this is just female dedede

 

[Louisacommie]

You mean this one?

The Legend of Zelda is one of the best represented series in Smash overall.

No unique zelda newcomer since the first year of the bush jr administration

 

[Mythra]

Everytime the thread gets horny, Sakurai postpones Joker's release, thus explaining the current info drought :V

 

[Deleted member]

I do too it really isn't that good cause you get super tired and sweaty and then she asks to stay the night and thats a whole mess
meanwhile mario odyssey is carefree and doesn't tire you out and you can even bring it back to gamestop and it won't give a ****

Solution: have sex with a copy of super mario odyssey

 

[Zinith]

I'll try once more because **** all this!!!

 

[Deleted member]

Gentlemen(and women), we are on the verge of peak degeneracy.

an effort to capture the fading unholy glory of ***** rob, i see

 

[Noipoi]

Maybe I shouldn't post my Mario theories anymore

 

[Raxxel]

Speaking of music, here's a scientific fact.


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Ah, I knew you were a man of culture, but I'm still pleasantly surprised you're a fellow Melon viewer.

 

[Deleted member]

I’d **** for hours if I had the stamina and a loving partner. Why not. Just light some scented candles, put on some good music and bang the day away.

Time, mainly. Only so much I can do in the day. I'd rather play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 a couple hours over having sex for hours because my friends play it and I got a backlog of video games to knock out before I die. Time's short and I don't wanna look back and think about how I literally ****-ed myself over.

 

[Teeb147]

earlier we were talking about chicks with ***** okay put some respect on my name

i always knew i was so unbearably sexy that people just have to like and follow and subscribe and become a pateon and biy me a coffee on kofi and

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she does raise a solid point

This might sound weird, but I much prefer chicks with ***** than weird disturbing costumed people creeping over babies.

..never in my life would i have thought i'd say a sentence like that.. :O

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Says the one who claimed but yesterday that she was too unstable for a leadership role.

I’m a mom. Not a “leader”

It means boasting, showing off, etc.


if you post this damn image one more time

Boasting about what? I’m pure virgin.

 

[TheMightyP]

I mean, ya'll can flex on how much you guys have sex, but keep in mind that you're trying to flex on a forum for a children's fighting game.

 

[ClaTheBae]

ACTUALLY. HERE'S SOMETHING THAT IS FANTANO RELATED AND GAMING RELATED.

SmashBoards...


LET'S ARGUE


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when was the last time gaming had a major bop

be honest. when was the last time we had something close to a megaman 2 wily castle or a dk rap

 

[Zinith]

Maybe I shouldn't post my Mario theories anymore

Leave the Yoshi biology lessons to me

 

[PLATINUM7]

Everytime the thread gets horny, Sakurai postpones Joker's release, thus explaining the current info drought :V

****, he's never going to release now.

Gentlemen(and women), we are on the verge of peak degeneracy.

Why have the mods forsaken us at this time?

 

[Deleted member]

Maybe I shouldn't post my Mario theories anymore

no no no


keep telling us about how mario asexually reproduces

go into intense excruciating detail

 

[Hinata]

I’m a mom. Not a “leader”

You're no mother of mine. I LEAD THIS CREW, REMEMBER?

YOU ANSWER TO ME.

 

[Noipoi]

Boasting about what? I’m pure virgin.

ooooh

so you're just thirsty, got it.

 

[Mythra]

Solution: have sex with a copy of super mario odyssey

Now we know why the Switch cartridges taste like ***

 

[Noipoi]

no no no


keep telling us about how mario asexually reproduces

go into intense excruciating detail

Okay first he gets a Pizza right? and then-

 

[ClaTheBae]

Cutie Gwen please come talk about your common writers or whatever the **** its called to derail this please

 

[PsySmasher]

You people disappoint me.

 

[Deleted member]

You’ve clearly never had it if you’re talking like this.

Boasting about what? I’m pure virgin.

thonking.jpg

 

[PLATINUM7]

Now we know why the Switch cartridges taste like ***

Just turn it around.

 

[Deleted member]

I hope Sakurai adds Sans so the SansXBowser tag gets significantly larger

 

[Deleted member]

****, he's never going to release now

Looking at this thread I think there are plenty of other things currently releasing.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You're no mother of mine. I LEAD THIS CREW, REMEMBER?

YOU ANSWER TO ME.

I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it!

ooooh

so you're just thirsty, got it.

You know it. I’m more pent up than a shaken coca-cola.

 

[Deleted member]

You’ve clearly never had it if you’re talking like this.

also stop talking to minors about having sex

it's pretty weird

 

[SnakeFighter64]

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Drat. Should have thought that out better.

 

[Noipoi]

We don't deserve Joker lol

 

[ClaTheBae]

also stop talking to minors about having sex

it's pretty weird

how come adults aren't called majors

 

[SnakeFighter64]

also stop talking to minors about having sex

it's pretty weird

What’s the medium age here? Most people who’s profiles I click on are like, in their 20s.

 

[Z25]

I mean, ya'll can flex on how much you guys have sex, but keep in mind that you're trying to flex on a forum for a children's fighting game.

Yeah I love to smash!!!!!!!

 

[PLATINUM7]

Looking at this thread I think there are plenty of other things currently releasing.

This thread should start charging rates.