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[DaybreakHorizon]

i would honestly be really down for that, ToS is my ****

My favorite game was when we hung a guy named George Bush, brought him back to life because the Random Town was Retributionist,

and then we hung him again.

Isn't Town of Salem pretty much the same as mafia with a medieval skin?

Pretty much. It's online and streamlined though, so it works well.

 

[Zinith]

Btw, happy 80th birthday to Batman.

Born after Adam West still

RIP

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Poetry time!

Spoiler

This poem is horrid
I will die first in the Games
Give us Smash Bros news

I got one.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Spoiler

I'm a gnome
And I've gnomed you

I don't think that's how you use that word...

Wait no thats not what I meant ****

 

[PeridotGX]

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.



The Gentlepanda grabs a jar of fishing bait while Noipoi gets fishing gear.



Moydow stays at the cornucopia for resources.



Teeb147 steps off her podium too soon and blows up.



KMDP grabs a backpack and retreats.



Michele, osby, ToasterBrains, and Onereasonanddone share everything they gathered before running.



staindgrey and KarneraMythos fight for a bag. staindgrey gives up and retreats.



Electrichu300 retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.



Zack E. runs away from the Cornucopia.



Blargg888 takes a handful of throwing knives.



RealPokeFan11 falls into a pit and dies.



Mr. Wario runs away from the Cornucopia.



Opossum catches Arigarmy off guard and kills him.



PeridotGX, ryumo, and tehponycorn get into a fight. tehponycorn triumphantly kills them both.



JDCabrera gathers as much food as he can.



Cutie Gwen runs away from the Cornucopia.



Ultomato finds a canteen full of water.



Luigi The President clutches a first aid kit and runs away.



KingofPhantoms runs away from the Cornucopia.



Him grabs a jar of fishing bait while NonSpecificGuy gets fishing gear.



faygoshill stays at the cornucopia for resources.



Iridium runs away from the Cornucopia.



loz18 runs away from the Cornucopia.



SneakyLink grabs a jar of fishing bait while Idon gets fishing gear.



ClaTheBae finds a canteen full of water.



Sabrina LeCutie runs away from the Cornucopia.



Brelooming Disaster snatches a pair of sais.



Smashing Ramen runs away from the Cornucopia.



NateVO runs away with a lighter and some rope.



PsySmasher grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.



ShotoStar runs away with a lighter and some rope.



Zinith runs away from the Cornucopia.



Roberk finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.



Cyndane runs away from the Cornucopia.



Bolderousness runs away from the Cornucopia.



Wademan94 runs away from the Cornucopia.



Shishoe (MotWT) grabs a jar of fishing bait while Zachmac gets fishing gear.



Cool Typhlosion grabs a shovel.

I already expect heavy disappointment.

Why do I always go out on the first round?

 

[Deleted member]

Talk about Smash....is what one would say but that isn’t the case.

We would except every aspect of the game has already been discussed and there's still no Smash News.

 

[Idon]

Zinith is a manchild and he is the best kind

I uh...

prefer the term "child at heart."

manchild has some certain... negative implications.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Isn't Town of Salem pretty much the same as mafia with a medieval skin?

That would be throne of lies. ToS has a village theme based on the Salem witch hunts.

 

[Pyra]

Listen, I don't give a **** about your waifu if she doesn't have a ponytail and can do iaijutsu.

Pyra Niijima can do whatever she wants

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

I got one.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Spoiler

I'm a gnome
And I've gnomed you
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Wait no thats not what I meant ****
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>Not even using the video.

You're not even doing it right you goosy gnomer.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

That would be throne of lies. ToS has a village theme based on the Salem witch hunts.

You mean like how that one Smash player got his ass dragged by the community harder than sexual harassers and criminals have ever been?

 

[Kingslime304]

In my opinion, the Jet Plane Scorbunny evolution is my favorite one out of all the other Scorbunny final evolutions.

 

[Iridium]

Why do I always go out on the first round?

Blame the RNG gods.

Knowing that...

Spoiler: Day 1

faygoshill diverts Blargg888's attention and runs away.



Onereasonanddone and Cyndane work together for the day.



osby diverts ShotoStar's attention and runs away.



Roberk scares KarneraMythos off.



KMDP sets an explosive off, killing Ultomato.



Iridium defeats Cutie Gwen in a fight, but spares her life.



loz18 runs away from Moydow.



staindgrey sprains his ankle while running away from Smashing Ramen.



NateVO, Wademan94, Shishoe (MotWT) , Zinith, and Idon hunt for other tributes.



JDCabrera diverts ClaTheBae's attention and runs away.



Cool Typhlosion explores the arena.



Luigi The President receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.



Michele scares Opossum off.



Brelooming Disaster attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Bolderousness, killing them both.



tehponycorn attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Electrichu300, killing them both.



Mr. Wario, The Gentlepanda, and NonSpecificGuy hunt for other tributes.



Sabrina LeCutie fishes.



PsySmasher dies from an infection.



KingofPhantoms defeats SneakyLink in a fight, but spares his life.



ToasterBrains, Zack E., Zachmac, Noipoi, and Him hunt for other tributes.

Help.

 

[Pyra]

You mean like how that one Smash player got his *** dragged by the community harder than sexual harassers and criminals have ever been?

please gwen
we're talking about something i actually like
please

 

[Hinata]

Instead of mafia we should just make a discord server and play games like Town of Salem on it.

https://epicmafia.com/

I prefer this site.

 

[Wademan94]

Listen, I don't give a **** about your waifu if she doesn't have a ponytail and can do iaijutsu.

Ok so not TECHNICALLY my waifu even though I love her a lot but does she count?

 

[Zinith]

NateVO, Wademan94, Shishoe (MotWT) , Zinith, and Idon hunt for other tributes.

*looks down*

Oh, I found like a hundred tributes already

 

[Cutie Gwen]

please gwen
we're talking about something i actually like
please

As it is written in the bible, "Gwen shall find a way to ruin your hobbies"

 

[Pyra]

https://epicmafia.com/

I prefer this site.

ooooooooooooh
anyone wanna do a game night???

 

[Deleted member]

Why are you people like this

Years of sexual repression.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Listen, I don't give a **** about your waifu if she doesn't have a ponytail and can do iaijutsu.

No one's waifu can match the power-packed taste of the sun.

 

[Deleted member]

ooooooooooooh
anyone wanna do a game night???

Hey, I'm up for it.

 

[Deleted member]

ooooooooooooh
anyone wanna do a game night???

I for one would love to do a game night sometime

 

[Hinata]

ooooooooooooh
anyone wanna do a game night???

I'm always down.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

ooooooooooooh
anyone wanna do a game night???

Of course!

 

[SneakyLink]

What game is gonna happen though?

 

[Deleted member]

I'm always down.

I just realised that "I'm up for it" and "I'm down for it" are opposite statements but mean the same thing. Crazy.

 

[Idon]

Ok so not TECHNICALLY my waifu even though I love her a lot but does she count?
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Hmm yes, this is sufficiently cool. Shantae is Idon approved.

 

[Mythra]

Turns out curving too much your spine while drawing has its issues.

I moved and a chest cramp ****ed me up.


F

 

[Cutie Gwen]

No one's waifu can match the power-packed taste of the sun.

Sunny D is garbage it's like someone went "My dude let's make orange juice without making it orange juice"

 

[SneakyLink]

Turns out curving too much your spine while drawing has its issues.

I moved and a chest cramp ****ed me up.


F

OUCH!!!

Hope ya recover soon.

 

[Deleted member]

ooooooooooooh
anyone wanna do a game night???

Can I join?

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

tehponycorn attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Electrichu300, killing them both.

At least I did something this time...

 

[Shroob]

Anyone still like Touhou?

A friend of mine just messaged me this, looks like a ****ing Double-Dash inspired Touhou Kart racer.


Not sure if April Fools, but:

Spoiler

 

[SneakyLink]

Got an account setup on the site, now I play the "wait to see what we're all playing" game.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

ooooooooooooh
anyone wanna do a game night???

I'd be down but I've got work to do.

I could probably hop in for a game or two though.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

At least I did something this time...

Did something legendary.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Sunny D is garbage it's like someone went "My dude let's make orange juice without making it orange juice"

But it tastes just like the sun.

 

[KarneraMythos]

So I finally finished my sig, but I'm tempted to do a version with a bit more dynamo if you know what I mean.
-Joker stays because he's already confirmed, but that's a given.
-I tried to balance out the characters based on gender, with some being complex cases.
-Frisk/Chara is treated as a neutral character.
-Monster Hunter is interchangeable between male and female.
-Pyra essentially counts as herself and Mythra as a transformation character, with Rex being the Blade/Driver alternative, so assume he's in that slot too.
-Hyde is a last-minute addition because the thought of Ultimate getting an UNIB rep after its recent rivalry with the Melee competitive scene is really funny.
-If we get a character that isn't from this list, I'll replace a character whose chances I think has fallen off entirely. Pyra's only in this because I'm operating under the assumption that Rex and just about any Xenoblade character can still be added if the incentive is there beyond the first Fighter's Pass.

Spoiler: Just in case my sig isn't visible in this post

 

[Deleted member]

Anyone still like Touhou?

A friend of mine just messaged me this, looks like a ****ing Double-Dash inspired Touhou Kart racer.


Not sure if April Fools, but:

Spoiler

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That was posted on /v/ a few weeks ago, its actually real.

 

[Deleted member]

My favorite game was when we hung a guy named George Bush, brought him back to life because the Random Town was Retributionist,

and then we hung him again.

Pretty much. It's online and streamlined though, so it works well.

My games of forum Mafia are always a blast. There was one game where I made an alternate account specifically to mess with people. I told my Mafia teammates my real identity and we made a battle strategy involving dog-piling onto one of the four of us to avoid suspicion and build town cred. We killed off our leader no problem. Next, I went out of my way to kill a second mafia teammate to really bury my town cred. The game was practically in the bad by this point because we got rid of the third party night kill role by this point. On the potentially final phase, me and my mafia teammate were still in it and could have just built a wagon against some random towny, but I was like, "**** that, I need more town cred," and proceeded to vote off my remaining teammate. I planned on switching my vote last minute on that phase, but forgot to do that and it ended up killing her.

There was one town role that secretly could vote twice in a given phase, and it survived until the end of the game because the guardian kept protecting them. The safest bet was to kill the person I assumed was guardian, but turns out the double voter role also had three lives that were used up throughout the entire game. Apparently, the guardian was already dead and me going for the double voter person was the game-winning strat, which is hilarious given how ****ed my team and I were.

In the dead chat that was posted, I found out my team was furious by my performance.


...

Jade Joules: inky has died! She was the former Chameleon! Every night she could choose to appear as another camper during that night phase and the following day. If she had died to a lynch, she would have appeared to have the role of the person she disguised as. However, she lost that role when she received the Best Friend role from Paul.A.Mitzkowski when he died!

Paul.A.Mitzkowski: *face palms*

Jade Joules: I'M ****IN' DYING

Oh this is great

y'dun had it in the bag

then ya went and played y'selves.

Seabiscuit: Haha
He was too bloodthirsty and insistent on killing all of us off

Paul.A.Mitzkowski: why did bold kill inky

why

Paul.A.Mitzkowski: in what universe does that action make sense

Paul.A.Mitzkowski: the whole plan was to use our inevitable deaths to clear eachother

not kill eachother pointlessly when one could easily lynch someone else

Paul.A.Mitzkowski: and it would have worked

it would have worked for godsake TEXT WAS GONNA VOTE OFF MEPH

AAAAGGGHHJ

Jade Joules: ATTENTION!

I need everyone in the dead chat to give me a number between 1 and 100.

This needs to be in before the end of the phase.

AS OF RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE THE DECIDING FACTOR.

Paul.A.Mitzkowski: Whichever number makes town win.

IM CHANGING SIDES.

MY RAGE FILLED GHOST WILL HAVE VENGEANCE.