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Iridium

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Diem said:
Often I worry that I'm too wordy. Haven't had too many places to socialize and express things over the years, so I guess a lot of it is just bottled up.

None of my friends were ever the writing type, and the one friend I have whose characters I'm using isn't much of a writing type, either. I spent an hour laying out this really cool character parallel/relationship I realized on Sunday, and she was just kind of irritated about how I wrote her an essay. Again, she really loved my script, so she's not indifferent to my work, she just doesn't like how much I overexplain things.

And even here I'll spend unnecessarily long amounts of time writing up things. Earlier I had this HUGE post that was responding to several people regarding the somewhat political post I made earlier that day, but by the time I finished, it had been a while and the discussion had moved on, so I chose not to dump a huge multi-part post in the middle of a different discussion and bring up the subject again.

Even now I've been worried about how long my posts were, hoping it's not exhausting or annoying to people.

I'd be really self-conscious about the script I'm turning, too, in if it weren't 5 pages shorter than the currently longest script, and about 45 pages shorter than the upcoming longest script. So other people have already taken that bullet for me.
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So you just happen to be me, except this is when I talk to other people.
 
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Hey, MainJPW MainJPW . Could you open up a PM with me?

I wanna talk Sonic, and I'd do it myself, but I'm a little bit busy right now.
I'm doing an interpretation of the billboard Hedgehog.
Zinith said:
I want to post a new entry in the Quote the character in your avatar thread, but I was the last poster in there, so...

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KMDP said:
Hey, MainJPW MainJPW . Could you open up a PM with me?

I wanna talk Sonic, and I'd do it myself, but I'm a little bit busy right now.
I'm doing an interpretation of the billboard Hedgehog.

"Giiiive meeeee Shyyyyy Meeeeaaaat!"
"We can't-a, Yoshi!"
"You've-a extincted the whole Shy Guy race!"
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Borrow some from the other Marioverses dummies!!! :yoshi:
 
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Smashboards: The Fanfic

CHAPTER 6

THE MUSICAL

(You'll know a character is singing when their text is colored and these "~" appear around their words. Mixed colors mean the characters are singing together. Click the links if you want to know what songs the characters are singing. Ignore them if you enjoy being confused.)

Dark Queen Cyn Cyn sat on her throne, her palm placed firmly on her forehead. She sent those fools to the Hunger games to watch them die, yet somehow they were surviving. One had even defeated Hugh Neutron, her mightiest warrior. It didn't matter who she sent, Thomas, Thanos Car, Sans even joined the blue-haired idiot. It's been one of those days... With a sigh, she slumped into her throne. "I swear, i'm going to eviscerate the next fool who steps into this room." Guh-Huzzah! Guh-Huzzah! stepped into the room. Cyndane smiled sadistically, and started charging dark energy in her hand. "Today's your lucky day! Hold still." Nate paled, and frantically tried to explain. "W-w-wait! There's someone here to see you, your cruelness!" Cyndane stopped charging, and allowed Nate to let the visitor in. It'd be better to kill some rando, as opposed to someone who works for her. Nate soon returned with an innocent looking Pokemon. It was @Brelooming Disaster the most innocent person in existence! "I heard you were being a meanie." He started "I came to ask you to stop." Cyndane was dumbfounded. in all her years and of all the heroes who tried to stop her, no one had simply asked. Was this guy that innocent? Cyndane suddenly got an idea, an awful idea, a wonderful awful idea. She could use this poor boy, she could use him to destroy those fools! She put on her best friendly face, and looked down upon her guest with the fakest, kindest smile she could muster. "Me? A meanie? Perish the thought!" She signaled her guard @NonSpecificGuy, and he proceeded to summon music from...somewhere. Then Cyndane did the most wicked, insane, dastardly thing she's ever done, she started singing. ~Hello friend, i'm Queen Cyndane, as you can clearly see. Don't worry i'm totally not one of those EVIL QUEENS! You've read about in fairy tales, or seen in the movies. And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of...ME!~ She circled Breloom as she sang, while Nonspecificguy, Nate, @Idon and @PeridotGX helped her preform this twisted song and dance. Breloom was inflicted with confusion. ~I'm SO not a villain, I have zero evil plans. No ulterior motives, just wanna help where I can! I wanna shower you with gifts, cuz i'm selfless and sweet. So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of...~ The chamber started shaking, and her dark throne rose from the ground as she continued to sing on it. ~Queen Cyndania Malevoli, The least evil queen in history! And if you do not believe me, I totally won't imprison your family. Cuz that'd be EVIL! And that's sooo...NOT ME!~ Everyone struck a pose at that final line, and Breloom had absolutely zero idea what to think of what just happened. "Um...Okay. I'm just gonna go..." but as he turned to leave Cyndane's guards blocked his exit. "What's wrong?" she asked with an evil grin as she appeared behind him. "Why don't you stay awhile?" She motioned for her minions. "Send in the freaks, hopefully they can deal with those idiots. me and my new friend are going to have some to have some fun."

In a tower that rose high above the large area Cyndane's Hunger Games took place in, two of her guards sat and watched. There hadn't been many murders recently, so they've been pretty bored. Not to mention the tower doesn't have WiFi. Those guards were osby osby and his boss Just a penguin Just a penguin .
Yes, osby worked for a penguin. Yes, you can laugh. osby noticed the suspicious lack of chaos in the field. "Hey, you think we should check on them? They've been pretty quiet down there." The penguin looked almost offended. "You dare tell em what to do?" "No, I just "SILENCE!" The penguin cut off his explanation. "What am I?" the penguin asked. osby sighed like a broken man, and responded "Number 1." "And what are you?" asked the penguin. osby sighed even deeper, and responded "Number 2..." The penguin seemed satisfied with the answer, but he wanted to make sure his underling really understood. He pulled out a piano, and started to play. ~I'm number one, you're number two. We're criminals at large, but i'm at larger than you. I'm number one, you're number two. I believe in equality, as long as you get less than me!~ The penguin rose and continued to sing, and osby followed him while mumbling his parts. ~I'm one.~ ~You're one.~ ~You're number two!~ ~I'm number two...~ ~You may think that you're smarter, but i'm smarter-er than you. I'm number one, you're number two! You're lucky to be number two not number three!~ They walked towards the balcony of the tower, but the penguin opened the door directly into osby. He did it on purpose. ~I can see by the look in your eye you want to get a bigger piece of the pie. One day you'll get your chance, but in the mean time, you've got to dance monkey dance!~ osby reluctantly started dancing. ~Really? I hate dancing.~ ~Do it! Dance monkey dance!~ The penguin marched around the tower balcony, bursting with self importance. In the mean time, osby decided to sing to himself.
~I'm number two, he's number one. Working for a penguin really isn't that fun. I'm number two, he's number one. ~I'm number one!~ ~You know your life is absurd, when your boss is a bird.~ osby then stood up, invigorated by the potential the future holds. ~I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone and i'm at the front of the line! It won't be long 'till I get my chance! But in the mean time, i've got to dance monkey dance...~ Once again osby danced, but this time the penguin wanted to join him. ~Dance monkey dance! Now watch me!~ The penguin started to tap dance. His feet were really happy. osby and the penguin decided to bring it on home. ~I'm number one!~ ~He's number one!~ ~You're number two!~ ~I'm number two!~ ~That's it kid! There you go! Now step aside, this ain't your show! I'm one!~ ~"i'M oNe"~ ~I'm number one!~ ~Yes we know...~ ~IIIII"M~ ~Heeee's...~ ~NUMBER OOOONE!~
The penguin did a little tap dance on osby's head. ~That's how it's done.~ osby had to admit, the song was nice. But he really wished he' wouldn't get pushed around. If only something could just whisk him away from here. Suddenly, he noticed something. He looked into the distance and saw them.
osby paled, while the penguin grinned and clapped his flippers. Wherever the resistance was, they wouldn't be here for long. The freaks were coming.

@Luigi The President and @RandomAce had led the group into the open field, searching for Noipoi. @ClaTheBae hoped Noi was okay. @AndreaAC hoped her Ridleys were okay. Zinith Zinith was still hungry. @Mr. Wario made sure his cursed Pearl doll wasn't cold by putting a nice lil' coat on her. @tehponycorn knew **** was about to go down. But @Smashing Ramen still hadn't gotten over the death of his hero, despite his friends constantly trying to cheer him up. @staindgrey had gotten sick of his moping, and he stepped in front of him. "Look, dude. I know you're upset but there was nothing you could do." "But..." whimpered Smashing Ramen "But I killed him!" staindgrey sighed, placed his hands on his shoulders, looked deep into his eyes, and sang a song he sung to himself whenever life got him down. ~You are the ocean's grey waves.~ ~Destined to seek life beyond the shore just out of reach!~ Mr. Wario cut in and interrupted staindgrey. "Dude what the Hell, man! That was my song!" "Well you weren't singing right!" Mr. Wario stuck out his tongue, and proceeded to squid-bag. "Oh that's it!" staindgrey was about to sock Mr. Wario, when they heard the laughter. They turned to see Smashign Ramen on his back, howling with glee. Seeing their friend in a good mood cheered the grou up, and soon everyone followed. A good time was had by all. "Hey!" a voice called out, and the gang looked up to see a holographic image of the radical @KarneraMythos. "I've got @ShinyLegendary creating a hologram so I can speak to you, but it won't last long." "Alright, what's up?" asked Cla. "TURN AROUND AND FIND OUT!" hollered Karnera. The group turned around to see a huge dust cloud moving towards them. As the cloud approached. the beings within were soon made clear. A horde, a swarm, a stampede of Freaks. But not just any freaks, Freddie Freakers! They were all dancing, spasming, and preparing to eat our heroes alive."Oh God, Oh ****!" cried @faygoshill. "We're all gonna die!" exclaimed Cla. Tehponycorn however, wasn't scared. "Don;t worry guys, I got this. Persona!" In a flash of light, his persona materialized. Turns out it was Joker, the guy tehponycorn resembled the most. They literally looked and acted exactly alike in every single way. "W-wait hold on, are you me?" the Persona asked, confused. "Maybe..." answered an equally confused tehponycorn. "Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?" wondered the persona. tehponycorn pondered for a moment, then answered "I suppose so." The Persona decided to test their similarities, through song!

~Do you want some rice pudding?~ ~Ech, no that's gross!~ ~It was a test! Almond Brittle?~ ~Ooh, I love it the most!~ ~Me too!~ tehponycorn then pulled up a picture of a blocky game. ~Do you play Minecraft?~ ~Yeah! Just in case. ~Steve Gang posters become the dominant race!~ They then started to dance together. ~I've been alone all these years.~ ~With my irrational fears (but not the Steve gang thing, that's gonna happen.~ ~But now before me I see!~ ~Someone with whom I agree!~ ~I found a brand new best friend, and it's me!~ ~I found a brand new best friend, and it's me!~ ~Now that i've found you!~ ~We can be a duo, that's right!~ ~Twice the Joker. Double Ponycorn!~ ~Coming at you, Fridays!~ As tehponycorn finished the song, the persona blankly stared at his human. "What, are we doing a show?" tehponycorn didn't really know how to answer that question "I dunno, we could. We should!" Cla groaned, and cut in. "I hate to ruin this shining example of self love, but we're going to DIE!" As tehponycorn and his persona were singing, our heroes tried and failed to ward off the freaks. They were beaten, and they were about to be eaten. "I'd prefer not to die, sooo..." tehponycorn's Persona vanished back to wherever they go. "W-what! get back here, I thought we were besties!" cried tehpony. He then turned to face the slowly advancing freaks, hunger in their eyes. But as the group prepared for the end, they heard something. Singing.

~Food, glorious food. I'm anxious to try it.~ It was Zinith, who then pranced into the crowd of freaks, Still singing and dancing as they advanced upon him. ~Three banquets a day! my favorite diet! The freaks were even closer now, and they were ready to pounce! ~Just picture a Freaker steak, fried, roasted or stewed! Oh, food wonderful food, marvelous food, glorious food!~ He ate the small crowd that was surrounding him, and moved onto the rest. ~Food glorious food! Poached freaker served flambe. Broth made from his mom, or Freddie filled souffle!~ The only thing that stopped the singing was his own tongue, cracking like a whip at every freak who crossed his path. ~Why should I be fated to do nothing but brood on food magical food, wonderful food, glorious food!~ The rest of the guys just kinda stared at him, not out of fear or respect, mostly intrigue. How is this guy fighting, eating, and singing?
~Food glorious food, i'll pick off the dead ones. Go ahead and be rude, soon i'll be the fed one!~ He nimbly dodged and jumped over the remaining crazed Freakers lunging at him, who knew exactly what was going on and were desperate to avoid their fates. ~Just thinking of raw red meat, puts me in the mood for food glorious food, marvelous food, fabulous food, beautiful food!~ He caught the last Freaker's fist, and stared and stared him in the eyes. ~magical fooood! Glorious FOOOOD!~ And with that, no Freakers remained. "So you can speak without brackets!" exclaimed Cla. "What? Uh I mean-Yoshi?"
But the damage was done, his secret was out. Zinith could say more words than Yoshi.

Noipoi, Incineroar, and Sans sat near a rushing waterfall. If Cyndane was to be defeated, Noipoi needed to train. Hard. Incineroar wasted no time, and began shouting orders. Well, more like singing orders. ~Let's get down to business. To defeat Cyndane.~ Sans joined in too. ~you sure you can do this? cuz you're pretty lame.~ ~You're the wimpiest kid i've ever met, but you can bet before we're through. Brother i'll make a man put of you.~ Incineroar led them to the forest. Sans napped on a rock, but Noipoi and Incineroar ran through the forest as fast as they could. ~Tranquil as a forest, that's been set on fire. Just kill your opponents, you are sure to win! Noipoi ran headfirst into a tree, and he fell to the ground. Incineroar stood over him, angry. ~You're a spineless, weird, pathetic dork. And you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you.~ Noipoi was then tasked with climbing an incredibly high mountain.
~I'm never gonna catch my breath, say goodbye to those who knew me. Boy was I a fool for always cutting gym.~ He fell from the mountain. Next he had to dodge Incineroar's fire blasts while balancing on a rock in the river. Sans wasn't helpful. ~good god, you look scared to death.~ ~Hope he doesn't see right through me...~ He was knocked off the rock, and sent rushing down the river. ~Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!~ That night he was tasked with facing Incineroar in a one on one fight. he was losing. ~(To Be A Man)~ ~We must be swift as the coursing river~ another blow to Noipoi's gut. ~With all the force as a great typhoon.~ Right in Noipoi's nose! He's down, and he's not getting up! ~With all the strength of a raging fire.~ He looked up as Incineroar turned from him and faced the full moon. ~Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!~ Noipoi then had to follow Incienroar as he jumped from tree to tree. Sans just teleported like a dirty cheater. ~Time is racing toward us, till Cyndane arrives. heed my every order, and you might survive.~ Noipoi couldn't quite make the next jump, and he fell to the ground hard. Incienroar looked down at him in shame. ~You're unsuited for the rage of war. So pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make a man out of you?~ Noipoi picked himself up again, and tried to climb that mountain. Sans tried to cheer him on. ~(to be a man) you must be swift as the coursing river.~ His hand slipped. ~with all the force of a great typhoon.~ He caught himself just in time. ~with all the strength of a raging fire.~ Almost there! ~mysterious as the dark side of the moon!~ He made it! Noipoi climbed the mountain! He cheered, Sans grinned, and Incineroar watched with pride from afar. Perhaps he wasn't a lost cause after all.
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**** how did he know I’m a nervous wreck in real life. /s
 
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So people are talking about writing stories and stuff, that's cool, I like creative stuff.

As a kid/teen I planned to write a Sonic fanfiction but in fact I have never wrote it (it remained just a concept). It was set after the end of Sonic Adventure 2 and the story was about Eggman trying to save Shadow by traveling back in time.
I even added an OC, it was called Ribbon the Cat (I was unaware of the Ribbon from Kirby at the time), though at the time I had very little knownledge of English and years later I realized that the name Ribbon is a cute name and was probably more suited for a female character (my OC was a dude); it's all Dragonball and Red-Ribbon's fault XD.

By the way, in the story, Eggman built "Mecha Shadow", a robot designed to travel back in time and save Shadow; it was not designed for battles, and was not evil, but after powering it with a chaos emerald, it went crazy and started to damage the time-space.
At that point of the story, Sonic and Tails from the end of Sonic 3 & Knuckles were transported to the future and met their older selves.
Ribbon was a mysterious character who helped Sonic in secret during all his adventures: he was responsable of putting monitors and rings on his way to give him advantages against Eggman. After the world started collapsing, he decided to show himself, but he still didn't say anything about his origins and stuff, he remained mysterious all the time.
Basically, the story was about travelling through corrupted/altered worlds searching for the chaos emeralds; they were splitted in several different sets and in order to restore the time-space, the heroes had to fuse them back into their original shape. At the end of the story I was planning to leave Shadow "dead" and to let the heroes just destroy Mecha Shadow to recover the last emerald (the only one that has not been splitted), with a sad ending for them not being able to save their friend.

There were some concepts that anticipated stuff from Sonic games released later; the most impressive is probably the Classic Sonic/Modern Sonic thing from Sonic Generations... and there was a bit of Blaze, Sol Dimension & Chaos/Sol emeralds too.

I also drew a Kirby fancomic and I finished that, though it's only on paper and in Italian, I have never shared it on Internet (I'd like to re-draw and improve it sometime in the future maybe...). I did it around the time of when Kirby Epic Yarn was announced (I think, I can't remember precisely) and it took a lot of time to finish, if I remember I finished it after Kirby Return to Dreamland came out (but before the announcement of Triple Deluxe).
I had 2 OCs in the comic, that along with Kirby were the protagonists of the story. It was about the return of Zero (how original) and a mysterious profecy book, but aside of that, I tried to be as creative as possible with the locations and stuff. I took inspiration by how One Piece's story arcs take place in crazy and unique locations, and I tried to apply the same concept to the planets visited in my comic (I'm not even a fan of One Piece but this element always intrigued me).

The funny thing is that Adeleine only appeared as a cameo in the Halberd along with all the other Kirby characters (the ones who now became the Dream Friends), and she played absolutely no role in the story. I "forced" myself to not include her for 2 reasons: -I tried to be more creative and use original characters instead; and -because I also did another fancomic where Young Link and Adeleine were the main characters, and it was a parody of Majora's Mask based on demential humor and crossovers. I never finished that one, I only did like 3 or 4 chapters, I can't remember.
Another funny thing about that Kirby comic is that like the Sonic comic, it anticipated a lot of stuff that happend in Kirby games that came out later, with even more precision than the Sonic one... the most impressive, a planet called "Morphadia" that had the same shape as the Hypernova fruit from Triple Deluxe, and the planet was ruled by an insect queen (it was an ant, not a bee/wasp XD). The surface of the planet was a jungle, and the ant kingdom was set in the underground, as a sort of El Dorado, full of gold, diamonds, jewels and stuff (When I have seen Queen Sectonia I didn't believe myself how much close I went to that concept).

I don't know if I'm just lucky in guessing those stuff, or if can see the future (or I just have that card from Exploding Kittens) though I have little to no proof to prove that I actually thought of those concepts before the games were released, but trust me, it happend for real :cool:
 
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Saw writing talk so I'll tell anyone who wants to write that "big personal project" to take as much time as they need on it. I've been juggling my story ideas for years now in my head and only now did I finally settle with the setting and am finally getting around to properly plan it. I think a good tip is to just move on if you get stuck in a specific part, have the basic structure and where you want to go and slowly build the missing blocks from there. At least, that's what works best for me.
Doing small stories also helps you play with ideas or new concepts so I'd recommend not working on just one thing.

As for how my own story is, I basically have the turning point clearly defined but almost everything before it I only have a vague idea of besides two or three plot points and after it I only have the basic structure of the plot that needs a lot of hole-filling and an actual ending lol.
 
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Zinith said:
Just because Doctor Who is a cultural IP in Britain doesn't mean you have to make EVERYTHING look like it :yoshi:
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At this point QI is a cultural icon in it's own right (it's in it's 16th Season).

I think American studios were going to import it, but all the deals fell through (I've heard at least one claim that it was because QI is "too intelligent" for American audiences).
 
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KMDP said:
At this point QI is a cultural icon in it's own right (it's in it's 16th Season).

I think American studios were going to import it, but all the deals fell through (I've heard at least one claim that it was because QI is "too intelligent" for American audiences).
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Oh boy, a panel of people ****talking around facts. How can us Yankees possibly comprehend? :yoshi:
 
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Zinith said:
Oh boy, a panel of people ****talking around facts. How can us Yankees possibly comprehend? :yoshi:
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Average US Citizen: "Edumacation on my TV? Not in my lifetime!"

It's a super good show, informative too.

It's really weird how it never made it over to the US in any form. Since the fact that it's all the way up to Season 16 should show that it's really, really good.
 
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Are we talking about writing? Gotta admit, I've had a whole bunch of ideas for a story floating around in my head, but I'm a ****ty writer, so they've been confined to just ideas.
 
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Noipoi said:
Smashboards: The Fanfic

CHAPTER 6

THE MUSICAL

(You'll know a character is singing when their text is colored and these "~" appear around their words. Mixed colors mean the characters are singing together. Click the links if you want to know what songs the characters are singing. Ignore them if you enjoy being confused.)

Dark Queen Cyn Cyn sat on her throne, her palm placed firmly on her forehead. She sent those fools to the Hunger games to watch them die, yet somehow they were surviving. One had even defeated Hugh Neutron, her mightiest warrior. It didn't matter who she sent, Thomas, Thanos Car, Sans even joined the blue-haired idiot. It's been one of those days... With a sigh, she slumped into her throne. "I swear, i'm going to eviscerate the next fool who steps into this room." Guh-Huzzah! Guh-Huzzah! stepped into the room. Cyndane smiled sadistically, and started charging dark energy in her hand. "Today's your lucky day! Hold still." Nate paled, and frantically tried to explain. "W-w-wait! There's someone here to see you, your cruelness!" Cyndane stopped charging, and allowed Nate to let the visitor in. It'd be better to kill some rando, as opposed to someone who works for her. Nate soon returned with an innocent looking Pokemon. It was @Brelooming Disaster the most innocent person in existence! "I heard you were being a meanie." He started "I came to ask you to stop." Cyndane was dumbfounded. in all her years and of all the heroes who tried to stop her, no one had simply asked. Was this guy that innocent? Cyndane suddenly got an idea, an awful idea, a wonderful awful idea. She could use this poor boy, she could use him to destroy those fools! She put on her best friendly face, and looked down upon her guest with the fakest, kindest smile she could muster. "Me? A meanie? Perish the thought!" She signaled her guard @NonSpecificGuy, and he proceeded to summon music from...somewhere. Then Cyndane did the most wicked, insane, dastardly thing she's ever done, she started singing. ~Hello friend, i'm Queen Cyndane, as you can clearly see. Don't worry i'm totally not one of those EVIL QUEENS! You've read about in fairy tales, or seen in the movies. And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of...ME!~ She circled Breloom as she sang, while Nonspecificguy, Nate, @Idon and @PeridotGX helped her preform this twisted song and dance. Breloom was inflicted with confusion. ~I'm SO not a villain, I have zero evil plans. No ulterior motives, just wanna help where I can! I wanna shower you with gifts, cuz i'm selfless and sweet. So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of...~ The chamber started shaking, and her dark throne rose from the ground as she continued to sing on it. ~Queen Cyndania Malevoli, The least evil queen in history! And if you do not believe me, I totally won't imprison your family. Cuz that'd be EVIL! And that's sooo...NOT ME!~ Everyone struck a pose at that final line, and Breloom had absolutely zero idea what to think of what just happened. "Um...Okay. I'm just gonna go..." but as he turned to leave Cyndane's guards blocked his exit. "What's wrong?" she asked with an evil grin as she appeared behind him. "Why don't you stay awhile?" She motioned for her minions. "Send in the freaks, hopefully they can deal with those idiots. me and my new friend are going to have some to have some fun."

In a tower that rose high above the large area Cyndane's Hunger Games took place in, two of her guards sat and watched. There hadn't been many murders recently, so they've been pretty bored. Not to mention the tower doesn't have WiFi. Those guards were osby osby and his boss Just a penguin Just a penguin .
Yes, osby worked for a penguin. Yes, you can laugh. osby noticed the suspicious lack of chaos in the field. "Hey, you think we should check on them? They've been pretty quiet down there." The penguin looked almost offended. "You dare tell em what to do?" "No, I just "SILENCE!" The penguin cut off his explanation. "What am I?" the penguin asked. osby sighed like a broken man, and responded "Number 1." "And what are you?" asked the penguin. osby sighed even deeper, and responded "Number 2..." The penguin seemed satisfied with the answer, but he wanted to make sure his underling really understood. He pulled out a piano, and started to play. ~I'm number one, you're number two. We're criminals at large, but i'm at larger than you. I'm number one, you're number two. I believe in equality, as long as you get less than me!~ The penguin rose and continued to sing, and osby followed him while mumbling his parts. ~I'm one.~ ~You're one.~ ~You're number two!~ ~I'm number two...~ ~You may think that you're smarter, but i'm smarter-er than you. I'm number one, you're number two! You're lucky to be number two not number three!~ They walked towards the balcony of the tower, but the penguin opened the door directly into osby. He did it on purpose. ~I can see by the look in your eye you want to get a bigger piece of the pie. One day you'll get your chance, but in the mean time, you've got to dance monkey dance!~ osby reluctantly started dancing. ~Really? I hate dancing.~ ~Do it! Dance monkey dance!~ The penguin marched around the tower balcony, bursting with self importance. In the mean time, osby decided to sing to himself.
~I'm number two, he's number one. Working for a penguin really isn't that fun. I'm number two, he's number one. ~I'm number one!~ ~You know your life is absurd, when your boss is a bird.~ osby then stood up, invigorated by the potential the future holds. ~I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone and i'm at the front of the line! It won't be long 'till I get my chance! But in the mean time, i've got to dance monkey dance...~ Once again osby danced, but this time the penguin wanted to join him. ~Dance monkey dance! Now watch me!~ The penguin started to tap dance. His feet were really happy. osby and the penguin decided to bring it on home. ~I'm number one!~ ~He's number one!~ ~You're number two!~ ~I'm number two!~ ~That's it kid! There you go! Now step aside, this ain't your show! I'm one!~ ~"i'M oNe"~ ~I'm number one!~ ~Yes we know...~ ~IIIII"M~ ~Heeee's...~ ~NUMBER OOOONE!~
The penguin did a little tap dance on osby's head. ~That's how it's done.~ osby had to admit, the song was nice. But he really wished he' wouldn't get pushed around. If only something could just whisk him away from here. Suddenly, he noticed something. He looked into the distance and saw them.
osby paled, while the penguin grinned and clapped his flippers. Wherever the resistance was, they wouldn't be here for long. The freaks were coming.

@Luigi The President and @RandomAce had led the group into the open field, searching for Noipoi. @ClaTheBae hoped Noi was okay. @AndreaAC hoped her Ridleys were okay. Zinith Zinith was still hungry. @Mr. Wario made sure his cursed Pearl doll wasn't cold by putting a nice lil' coat on her. @tehponycorn knew **** was about to go down. But @Smashing Ramen still hadn't gotten over the death of his hero, despite his friends constantly trying to cheer him up. @staindgrey had gotten sick of his moping, and he stepped in front of him. "Look, dude. I know you're upset but there was nothing you could do." "But..." whimpered Smashing Ramen "But I killed him!" staindgrey sighed, placed his hands on his shoulders, looked deep into his eyes, and sang a song he sung to himself whenever life got him down. ~You are the ocean's grey waves.~ ~Destined to seek life beyond the shore just out of reach!~ Mr. Wario cut in and interrupted staindgrey. "Dude what the Hell, man! That was my song!" "Well you weren't singing right!" Mr. Wario stuck out his tongue, and proceeded to squid-bag. "Oh that's it!" staindgrey was about to sock Mr. Wario, when they heard the laughter. They turned to see Smashign Ramen on his back, howling with glee. Seeing their friend in a good mood cheered the grou up, and soon everyone followed. A good time was had by all. "Hey!" a voice called out, and the gang looked up to see a holographic image of the radical @KarneraMythos. "I've got @ShinyLegendary creating a hologram so I can speak to you, but it won't last long." "Alright, what's up?" asked Cla. "TURN AROUND AND FIND OUT!" hollered Karnera. The group turned around to see a huge dust cloud moving towards them. As the cloud approached. the beings within were soon made clear. A horde, a swarm, a stampede of Freaks. But not just any freaks, Freddie Freakers! They were all dancing, spasming, and preparing to eat our heroes alive."Oh God, Oh ****!" cried @faygoshill. "We're all gonna die!" exclaimed Cla. Tehponycorn however, wasn't scared. "Don;t worry guys, I got this. Persona!" In a flash of light, his persona materialized. Turns out it was Joker, the guy tehponycorn resembled the most. They literally looked and acted exactly alike in every single way. "W-wait hold on, are you me?" the Persona asked, confused. "Maybe..." answered an equally confused tehponycorn. "Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?" wondered the persona. tehponycorn pondered for a moment, then answered "I suppose so." The Persona decided to test their similarities, through song!

~Do you want some rice pudding?~ ~Ech, no that's gross!~ ~It was a test! Almond Brittle?~ ~Ooh, I love it the most!~ ~Me too!~ tehponycorn then pulled up a picture of a blocky game. ~Do you play Minecraft?~ ~Yeah! Just in case. ~Steve Gang posters become the dominant race!~ They then started to dance together. ~I've been alone all these years.~ ~With my irrational fears (but not the Steve gang thing, that's gonna happen.~ ~But now before me I see!~ ~Someone with whom I agree!~ ~I found a brand new best friend, and it's me!~ ~I found a brand new best friend, and it's me!~ ~Now that i've found you!~ ~We can be a duo, that's right!~ ~Twice the Joker. Double Ponycorn!~ ~Coming at you, Fridays!~ As tehponycorn finished the song, the persona blankly stared at his human. "What, are we doing a show?" tehponycorn didn't really know how to answer that question "I dunno, we could. We should!" Cla groaned, and cut in. "I hate to ruin this shining example of self love, but we're going to DIE!" As tehponycorn and his persona were singing, our heroes tried and failed to ward off the freaks. They were beaten, and they were about to be eaten. "I'd prefer not to die, sooo..." tehponycorn's Persona vanished back to wherever they go. "W-what! get back here, I thought we were besties!" cried tehpony. He then turned to face the slowly advancing freaks, hunger in their eyes. But as the group prepared for the end, they heard something. Singing.

~Food, glorious food. I'm anxious to try it.~ It was Zinith, who then pranced into the crowd of freaks, Still singing and dancing as they advanced upon him. ~Three banquets a day! my favorite diet! The freaks were even closer now, and they were ready to pounce! ~Just picture a Freaker steak, fried, roasted or stewed! Oh, food wonderful food, marvelous food, glorious food!~ He ate the small crowd that was surrounding him, and moved onto the rest. ~Food glorious food! Poached freaker served flambe. Broth made from his mom, or Freddie filled souffle!~ The only thing that stopped the singing was his own tongue, cracking like a whip at every freak who crossed his path. ~Why should I be fated to do nothing but brood on food magical food, wonderful food, glorious food!~ The rest of the guys just kinda stared at him, not out of fear or respect, mostly intrigue. How is this guy fighting, eating, and singing?
~Food glorious food, i'll pick off the dead ones. Go ahead and be rude, soon i'll be the fed one!~ He nimbly dodged and jumped over the remaining crazed Freakers lunging at him, who knew exactly what was going on and were desperate to avoid their fates. ~Just thinking of raw red meat, puts me in the mood for food glorious food, marvelous food, fabulous food, beautiful food!~ He caught the last Freaker's fist, and stared and stared him in the eyes. ~magical fooood! Glorious FOOOOD!~ And with that, no Freakers remained. "So you can speak without brackets!" exclaimed Cla. "What? Uh I mean-Yoshi?"
But the damage was done, his secret was out. Zinith could say more words than Yoshi.

Noipoi, Incineroar, and Sans sat near a rushing waterfall. If Cyndane was to be defeated, Noipoi needed to train. Hard. Incineroar wasted no time, and began shouting orders. Well, more like singing orders. ~Let's get down to business. To defeat Cyndane.~ Sans joined in too. ~you sure you can do this? cuz you're pretty lame.~ ~You're the wimpiest kid i've ever met, but you can bet before we're through. Brother i'll make a man put of you.~ Incineroar led them to the forest. Sans napped on a rock, but Noipoi and Incineroar ran through the forest as fast as they could. ~Tranquil as a forest, that's been set on fire. Just kill your opponents, you are sure to win! Noipoi ran headfirst into a tree, and he fell to the ground. Incineroar stood over him, angry. ~You're a spineless, weird, pathetic dork. And you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you.~ Noipoi was then tasked with climbing an incredibly high mountain.
~I'm never gonna catch my breath, say goodbye to those who knew me. Boy was I a fool for always cutting gym.~ He fell from the mountain. Next he had to dodge Incineroar's fire blasts while balancing on a rock in the river. Sans wasn't helpful. ~good god, you look scared to death.~ ~Hope he doesn't see right through me...~ He was knocked off the rock, and sent rushing down the river. ~Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!~ That night he was tasked with facing Incineroar in a one on one fight. he was losing. ~(To Be A Man)~ ~We must be swift as the coursing river~ another blow to Noipoi's gut. ~With all the force as a great typhoon.~ Right in Noipoi's nose! He's down, and he's not getting up! ~With all the strength of a raging fire.~ He looked up as Incineroar turned from him and faced the full moon. ~Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!~ Noipoi then had to follow Incienroar as he jumped from tree to tree. Sans just teleported like a dirty cheater. ~Time is racing toward us, till Cyndane arrives. heed my every order, and you might survive.~ Noipoi couldn't quite make the next jump, and he fell to the ground hard. Incienroar looked down at him in shame. ~You're unsuited for the rage of war. So pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make a man out of you?~ Noipoi picked himself up again, and tried to climb that mountain. Sans tried to cheer him on. ~(to be a man) you must be swift as the coursing river.~ His hand slipped. ~with all the force of a great typhoon.~ He caught himself just in time. ~with all the strength of a raging fire.~ Almost there! ~mysterious as the dark side of the moon!~ He made it! Noipoi climbed the mountain! He cheered, Sans grinned, and Incineroar watched with pride from afar. Perhaps he wasn't a lost cause after all.
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Cutie Gwen said:
Sometimes people ask me "Gwen why do you like Kamen Rider so much?"
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We need more characters who pull this **** in media tbh
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my mans went "levels above all the other undead **** that" and pulled out the disney channel vfx lmaooo what a beast
 
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Cutie Gwen said:
2 of the lead actors also have said that their characters are lovers and they even made a wedding ring based on those characters
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stop exploiting my gayness to shill your favorite shows


...but yeah now i'm interested
 
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Gwen needs to sacrifice her firstborn to me if she wants me to watch Kamen Rider and the thing is, I think she'd do that
 
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I think that Joker might be added to Smash on the same day that P5R releases
 
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