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Series of Unfortunate Events AU where the entire cast ****posts on SmashBoards and Lemony Snicket has the most likes and infractions
CountOlaf01: "I swear to god, if they announce Steve, I'm killing one of the Baudelaire children."
Violet: "How the hell is Olaf not permabanned yet?"
Mr. Poe(Mod): "Oh, he was. Don't worry, the staff has taken care of him."
Violet: "Then why is he here again?"
Mr. Poe(Mod): "Please, that's not the Count Olaf that was banned. See, he's got a 01 after his name."
Klaus: "That's because he made an alt account!"
CountOlaf01: "I dunno who that other Olaf is but I think you all should unban him, he didn't do anything wrong."
Violet: "You literally said you'd kill us if Erdrick was in the game."
Mr. Poe(Mod): "Violet, it's not nice to accuse others without evidence, you know."
Klaus: "But he's Count Olaf! It says right there in his username"
Not The Hook-Handed Man: "I think we should get back on topic!"
Mr. Poe(Mod): "I agree with Not The Hook-Handed Man, maybe we should try to talk about Smash instead. What do you all think of Sans in Smash?"
CountOlaf01: "I'd kill the baby if that happened."
Mr. Poe(Mod): "I disagree with your opinion BUT I respect it. See, children? It's not hard to be respectful of others."