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[Gentlepanda]

Anyone who begs and pleads to be in chapter 2 won't be in chapter 2

hey noi my boi can i be the antagonist please thanks

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I truly do hope you are right.

Fair point too I forgot about Joker apparently so there's hope they maybe learning from their last decisions.

Nintendo put Minecraft, Cuphead, and Hellblade on the Switch despite the fact that they all require working with one of their main "competetors". Just because they thought it would be a cool thing their fans would like. They listened to fans opinions on games like Mario Odyssey, Breath of the Wild, and Super Mario Party. I mean, I have a distaste for the company, but you can't deny that they have at least an idea of what the fans of their games want.

 

[Kingslime304]

I would like Cuphead in Smash so I can actually have an easier to play mega man, who plays like a shoot-em-up with a peashooter in all of their tilts. That type of playstyle would gather a lot of players to main him.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Anyone who begs and pleads to be in chapter 2 won't be in chapter 2

I'm a main character I know I'm in

 

[Deleted member]

"they'll stagger all the characters out in reasonable intervals," says person who doesn't remember the ryu-cloud drought

This whole pre release was done through nothing but big dumps of info with the only exception being Isabelle. Anyone who expects a steady supply of info overestimates Nintedo's marketing team

 

[Pyra]

What if our existence is actually leakbait?

I am not an Incineroar

 

[Deleted member]

Anyone who begs and pleads to be in chapter 2 won't be in chapter 2

Wait did you actually write a fanfic

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Didn't they sort of did that for Smash For? Mewtwo and Lucas were announced in Nintendo Directs, and then we had our dedicated Smash blowout at E3. I for sure don't think we're getting another Direct next month since we just had three Directs in the last month or so. I kinda expect them to just make an announcement video for 3.0.0 kinda like how Splatoon did in the past.

They have plenty of opportunities to relay Smash info, but where I'm coming from is there've been three Directs for the last month, I just can't see another one dedicated to Smash again.

What they did for Smash 4 was pretty different though. That was releasing 3 characters at once while announcing 2 of them at the same time. They are NOT going to just drop a third party character and new modes without fanfare in April.

3 directs? Are you counting the Nindie ones or something? Even if you are, the situation you're describing is "Well guys we've already marketed some games more than usual, we can't market something for our major 2018 title which will coincide with the upcoming P5R announcement". Joker is a pretty big deal so they won't drop them without fanfare like a generic enemy. Especially as again, there are new modes to show off as we don't OFFICIALLY know what those are. It's just bad marketing and Smash is an exception to Nintendo being bad at marketing

 

[Noipoi]

I am not an Incineroar

Yeah, I am.

Wait did you actually write a fanfic

Idon decided to get sassy, so now I gotta write more than one chapter just to spite him.

And yeah, you're in it now Idon.

 

[Deleted member]

What a nice set of spirit teams don’t you think?

pic.twitter.com/ls0aTll5Om

— 🎃Jack-O'-Dandy👻 (@RobinDoggie) March 15, 2019

Mr krabs: What a baby

 

[PsySmasher]

Eh, sometimes you have to make the bet regardless of the risk. That's how Poker works.

I'd understand it more if it was more than just a codename and the rest is entirely dependent on leakers.

But I guess there are people who are much more confident to take that risk than I am. So be it.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Yeah, I am.


Idon decided to get sassy, so now I gotta write more than one chapter just to spite him.

And yeah, you're in it now Idon.

Am I in it?

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

April is going to be a Smash specific Direct. We had a general one in February and I doubt we'll get another one so close to E3.

My Predictions:

• Full reveal of Joker
  • Discussing moveset, stage, music, spirits, etc.
• New modes
  • Stage Builder
  • Home Run Contest
  • ??? (I'm going to guess something like a Boss Rush, or a small expansion to World of Light)
• Erdrick tease/reveal
  • Either a trailer confirming him, or a full reveal like Joker
• Something along the lines of "please look forward to more Smash news at E3!"

E3 we're getting either Steve, Banjo, or Master Chief. I feel it in my blood.

 

[Deleted member]

Idon decided to get sassy, so now I gotta write more than one chapter just to spite him.

And yeah, you're in it now Idon.

I’m horrified but curious, what did you write? I must have missed it.

 

[Mythra]

So am I the only one preparing for disappointment given how Smash always ends Base and DLC? Especially given Nintendo is choosing.

Still predict Byleth/Edelgard, Erdrick, Gen 8 Pokemon and Steve (No way in hell is Nintendo gonna pass this opportunity up)

The moment they said Nintendo I knew it was a big pile of ass.


I just need to meme until the based Fire Emblem character arrives.

 

[Noipoi]

Am I in it?

Anyone who asks if they're in immediately gets their section of the fic deleted.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I'd understand it more if it was more than just a codename and the rest is entirely dependent on leakers.

But I guess there are people who are much more confident to take that risk than I am. So be it.

I mean, I was buying the pass regardless because I want to have ALL the characters. So it's basically a no-risk bet for me.

 

[staindgrey]

So am I the only one preparing for disappointment given how Smash always ends Base and DLC? Especially given Nintendo is choosing.

Still predict Byleth/Edelgard, Erdrick, Gen 8 Pokemon and Steve (No way in hell is Nintendo gonna pass this opportunity up)

Given the chance to put in a Gen7 pokemon in Smash For's DLC to coincide with the release of Sun & Moon, they decided not to.

Just saying.

 

[Shroob]

....did the plushie gang #riseupepicgamerz while I was asleep?

 

[Deleted member]

No way is this fanfic real lmao

Someone link me the first chapter

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Anyone who asks if they're in immediately gets their section of the fic deleted.

I'm sorry. I didn't know. Please don't do that I'll never bring it up again!

 

[---]

Is there some sort of update on the Erdrick rumor or are we just predicting again?

 

[staindgrey]

I can't take any of my own posts seriously with this plushie icon.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Nintendo put Minecraft, Cuphead, and Hellblade on the Switch despite the fact that they all require working with one of their main "competetors". Just because they thought it would be a cool thing their fans would like. They listened to fans opinions on games like Mario Odyssey, Breath of the Wild, and Super Mario Party. I mean, I have a distaste for the company, but you can't deny that they have at least an idea of what the fans of their games want.

Faith has been restored again!

 

[Guynamednelson]

Given the chance to put in a Gen7 pokemon in Smash For's DLC to coincide with the release of Sun & Moon, they decided not to.

Just saying.

They were already starting work on SSBU months before the release of Gen 7.

 

[Noipoi]

I’m horrified but curious, what did you write? I must have missed it.

It's here.

Spoiler: Chapter 1

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, certain people like to go out and enjoy the weather. This story is not about those kinds of people.

Locked away in the depths of his bedroom, an odd lad of seventeen years kept his eyes way too close to his computer screen. Occasionally looking away to adjust his glasses or scratch his bright blue hair. This lad was Noipoi, a happy little weirdo with a hankering for friendship. After all, friendship is magic.
He had spent the entire day on the internet, instead of doing something cool. Despite wanting friends more than anything, he didn't have any. No one talked to him at all, really. Except for his voice of reason, of course.

"You should probably go outside, or something. Your mom's gonna eat you if you spend the whole day in your room. She'll really do it, i've seen her eat people." From the corner of his room came a voice belonging to no other than ClaTheBae , a nipper plant pops up from underground to give advice during his vacations from his homeland of racist boot state. Strangely, this plant doesn't thrive on water and sunshine. Only lemons. "Silly, Cla." said Noipoi, chuckling. "Mom doesn't eat people!" As if on cue, Noipoi's adoptive eldritch horror mother Cutie Gwen destroyed his door with her psychic power. "Some more cultists are coming to worship me, so i'm gonna need you and Cla to leave for a few hours." Noipoi looked tentative. "I dunno, it's been a while since i've been...outside." the world outside of Noipoi's bedroom was a scary one, and he wasn't ready to journey into it. "I don't care, get out or I eat you." Said Gwen, absolutely not joking as she had just eaten a man before coming home. Noipoi and Cla swiftly evacuated the premises.

"It's not that bad, i'm sure we'll find something to do." said Cla. "Actually, why don't we get some food?" Noipoi liked the idea, but before he could respond someone else cut in. "Yoshi? (Did someone say FOOD?)" A Yoshi donning a T-Shirt with another Yoshi on it stepped out of some bushes. It was @God Emperor Yoshi! his name was actually Zinith but he insisted everyone call him God Emperor Yoshi. "Yoshi (Anything's food for me, but I know where you humans can get some lunch.)" He said. "I'm a ****ing plant, and how are you talking in brackets?." asked Cla. "Yoshi! (Don't ask questions you aren't ready to know the answers to. Now hop on! I know this sweet Ramen shop down the street!)" Deciding to trust the dinosaur Noipoi put Cla in a pot (with the words free 21 Savage on he side) and off they rode to the promised Ramen shop.

Rhythm Ramen was a relatively unknown little place located in a blocky landscape. Though not famous worldwide, all the locals proclaim it houses the best Ramen they've ever eaten. Outside the store was a remarkably anime looking man who was singing the gospel of Minecraft Steve, while imploring all who would listen to cast aside the false prophet Banjo Kazooie. It was @Arigarmy! "Aw **** no, I ain't gonna be in this stupid fanfic ****." He groaned, and then he left. Never to be seen again.

The plant, the Yoshi and the Noipoi walked into the shop. It was a small joint, with only a few patrons at the bar. staindgrey tried to tell @faygoshill how rad Resident Evil was while tipsy, but Faygoshill just stared at his ass. "Can I help y'all?" a voice called from the kitchen. It was the owner of the place, @Smashing Ramen! "Oh no!" he started, noticing one of the guests. "Not again, Zinith! You still haven't payed your bill from last time!" The Yoshi shuffled awkwardly "Yoshi...(I was low on cash, and i'm sure it wasn't that bad)!" "You ate the literally everything, I had to close for days just to restock!" Once again, the Yoshi felt embarrassed. "Yoshi...(Okay, I promise to restrain myself. Besides, I brought new customers for you!)" Finally, Smashing Ramen noticed his new patrons.
"And who are you guys?" he asked. Noipoi felt a feeling he knew all to well swell up from within. The rush of joy he felt when meeting a new friend was the fourth. biggest joy in his life (The first, second and third being Pokemon, Toothless and animation.) "Howdy, folks call me Noipoi! And this is Cla!" he exclaimed, while pointing to himself in an exaggerated manner and suddenly donning a southern accent. "Welcome to rhythm ramen, the only ramen shop where wanting a Rhythm Heaven character is always on the menu! Because Sakurai will never put one in! What can I get you?" After getting their menus (Zinith recommended literally everything) the three decided to order the most famous dish in the place. The Smashing Ramen Special.

They took a seat near the back of the shop. Noipoi had started a conversation with a fellow squid enthusiast who called themselves @Mr. Wario but Cla noticed something from the back window. A shadowy figure dropped in from who knows where, and was making their way into the shop. 'aw ****, this place 'bout to get robbed' thought Cla. And he thought right! A huge ruckus was heard from the kitchen, and as everyone rushed to help Smashing Ramen the shadowy figure made themselves known. "They never saw me coming!" said DaybreakHorizon , who then rushed off into the night. Noipoi could have swore he heard someone say "Looking good, Joker!" as they left. "They took the Ramen" said Smashing Ramen in distress. "Why? Why would they steal noodles?" "I dunno, but I swear we will do everything we can to save your ramen!" declared Noipoi, the fire of justice blazing in his heart. Just then, a piercing screech was heard from above. A woman riding a chariot being pulled by two hulking purple dragons (one suspiciously goofier than the other) descended from the skies. It was @AndreaAC! "I saw where he went. if you want your ramen back, then hop in." she said. Noipoi looked back at everyone. Zinith, Smashing Ramen, Cla. Even staindgrey, faysgoshill and Mr. Wario stepped out. they all looked determined to right this horrible wrong.

"Alright then." said Noipoi, filled with determination as the first four notes of megolavania played. "Let's do this!"

 

[Deleted member]

I really, really want to get hyped for Erdrick and like DQ but I just can't, the Toriyama artstyle is so overused it's kind of unappealing to me now.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

E3 we're getting either Steve, Banjo, or Master Chief. I feel it in my blood.

Master Chief has been deconfirmed tho.

 

[Gentlepanda]

So am I the only one preparing for disappointment given how Smash always ends Base and DLC? Especially given Nintendo is choosing.

Still predict Byleth/Edelgard, Erdrick, Gen 8 Pokemon and Steve (No way in hell is Nintendo gonna pass this opportunity up)

you could sell me 4 piles of **** for the other characters and i'd still have joker

 

[Noipoi]

April is going to be a Smash specific Direct. We had a general one in February and I doubt we'll get another one so close to E3.

My Predictions:

• Full reveal of Joker
  • Discussing moveset, stage, music, spirits, etc.
• New modes
  • Stage Builder
  • Home Run Contest
  • ??? (I'm going to guess something like a Boss Rush, or a small expansion to World of Light)
• Erdrick tease/reveal
  • Either a trailer confirming him, or a full reveal like Joker
• Something along the lines of "please look forward to more Smash news at E3!"

E3 we're getting either Steve, Banjo, or Master Chief. I feel it in my blood.

please for the love of god be master chief

 

[Deleted member]

It's here.

Spoiler: Chapter 1

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, certain people like to go out and enjoy the weather. This story is not about those kinds of people.

Locked away in the depths of his bedroom, an odd lad of seventeen years kept his eyes way too close to his computer screen. Occasionally looking away to adjust his glasses or scratch his bright blue hair. This lad was Noipoi, a happy little weirdo with a hankering for friendship. After all, friendship is magic.
He had spent the entire day on the internet, instead of doing something cool. Despite wanting friends more than anything, he didn't have any. No one talked to him at all, really. Except for his voice of reason, of course.

"You should probably go outside, or something. Your mom's gonna eat you if you spend the whole day in your room. She'll really do it, i've seen her eat people." From the corner of his room came a voice belonging to no other than ClaTheBae , a nipper plant pops up from underground to give advice during his vacations from his homeland of racist boot state. Strangely, this plant doesn't thrive on water and sunshine. Only lemons. "Silly, Cla." said Noipoi, chuckling. "Mom doesn't eat people!" As if on cue, Noipoi's adoptive eldritch horror mother Cutie Gwen destroyed his door with her psychic power. "Some more cultists are coming to worship me, so i'm gonna need you and Cla to leave for a few hours." Noipoi looked tentative. "I dunno, it's been a while since i've been...outside." the world outside of Noipoi's bedroom was a scary one, and he wasn't ready to journey into it. "I don't care, get out or I eat you." Said Gwen, absolutely not joking as she had just eaten a man before coming home. Noipoi and Cla swiftly evacuated the premises.

"It's not that bad, i'm sure we'll find something to do." said Cla. "Actually, why don't we get some food?" Noipoi liked the idea, but before he could respond someone else cut in. "Yoshi? (Did someone say FOOD?)" A Yoshi donning a T-Shirt with another Yoshi on it stepped out of some bushes. It was @God Emperor Yoshi! his name was actually Zinith but he insisted everyone call him God Emperor Yoshi. "Yoshi (Anything's food for me, but I know where you humans can get some lunch.)" He said. "I'm a ****ing plant, and how are you talking in brackets?." asked Cla. "Yoshi! (Don't ask questions you aren't ready to know the answers to. Now hop on! I know this sweet Ramen shop down the street!)" Deciding to trust the dinosaur Noipoi put Cla in a pot (with the words free 21 Savage on he side) and off they rode to the promised Ramen shop.

Rhythm Ramen was a relatively unknown little place located in a blocky landscape. Though not famous worldwide, all the locals proclaim it houses the best Ramen they've ever eaten. Outside the store was a remarkably anime looking man who was singing the gospel of Minecraft Steve, while imploring all who would listen to cast aside the false prophet Banjo Kazooie. It was @Arigarmy! "Aw **** no, I ain't gonna be in this stupid fanfic ****." He groaned, and then he left. Never to be seen again.

The plant, the Yoshi and the Noipoi walked into the shop. It was a small joint, with only a few patrons at the bar. staindgrey tried to tell @faygoshill how rad Resident Evil was while tipsy, but Faygoshill just stared at his ***. "Can I help y'all?" a voice called from the kitchen. It was the owner of the place, @Smashing Ramen! "Oh no!" he started, noticing one of the guests. "Not again, Zinith! You still haven't payed your bill from last time!" The Yoshi shuffled awkwardly "Yoshi...(I was low on cash, and i'm sure it wasn't that bad)!" "You ate the literally everything, I had to close for days just to restock!" Once again, the Yoshi felt embarrassed. "Yoshi...(Okay, I promise to restrain myself. Besides, I brought new customers for you!)" Finally, Smashing Ramen noticed his new patrons.
"And who are you guys?" he asked. Noipoi felt a feeling he knew all to well swell up from within. The rush of joy he felt when meeting a new friend was the fourth. biggest joy in his life (The first, second and third being Pokemon, Toothless and animation.) "Howdy, folks call me Noipoi! And this is Cla!" he exclaimed, while pointing to himself in an exaggerated manner and suddenly donning a southern accent. "Welcome to rhythm ramen, the only ramen shop where wanting a Rhythm Heaven character is always on the menu! Because Sakurai will never put one in! What can I get you?" After getting their menus (Zinith recommended literally everything) the three decided to order the most famous dish in the place. The Smashing Ramen Special.

They took a seat near the back of the shop. Noipoi had started a conversation with a fellow squid enthusiast who called themselves @Mr. Wario but Cla noticed something from the back window. A shadowy figure dropped in from who knows where, and was making their way into the shop. 'aw ****, this place 'bout to get robbed' thought Cla. And he thought right! A huge ruckus was heard from the kitchen, and as everyone rushed to help Smashing Ramen the shadowy figure made themselves known. "They never saw me coming!" said DaybreakHorizon , who then rushed off into the night. Noipoi could have swore he heard someone say "Looking good, Joker!" as they left. "They took the Ramen" said Smashing Ramen in distress. "Why? Why would they steal noodles?" "I dunno, but I swear we will do everything we can to save your ramen!" declared Noipoi, the fire of justice blazing in his heart. Just then, a piercing screech was heard from above. A woman riding a chariot being pulled by two hulking purple dragons (one suspiciously goofier than the other) descended from the skies. It was @AndreaAC! "I saw where he went. if you want your ramen back, then hop in." she said. Noipoi looked back at everyone. Zinith, Smashing Ramen, Cla. Even staindgrey, faysgoshill and Mr. Wario stepped out. they all looked determined to right this horrible wrong.

"Alright then." said Noipoi, filled with determination as the first four notes of megolavania played. "Let's do this!"

I’m not sure how to react.

 

[SneakyLink]

you could sell me 4 piles of **** for the other characters and i'd still have joker

Inb4 joker removed for fifth pile

And one pile removed for Edea

 

[MainJPW]

Sword Goku still arrives

HE’S

IN

And trust me; the hype is there.

 

[Deleted member]

So am I the only one preparing for disappointment given how Smash always ends Base and DLC? Especially given Nintendo is choosing.

Still predict Byleth/Edelgard, Erdrick, Gen 8 Pokemon and Steve (No way in hell is Nintendo gonna pass this opportunity up)

I already expect to like a whopping 0% of the DLC characters I'm just preparing myself for the worst outcome and if I get even one character I like? That's cool I guess.

 

[Noipoi]

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I’m not sure how to react.

That's the exact reaction I was looking for.

 

[Teeb147]

I really, really want to get hyped for Erdrick and like DQ but I just can't, the Toriyama artstyle is so overused it's kind of unappealing to me now.

How is it overused? It's in Dragon Ball, Dragon Quest, and Blue Dragon. Basically he likes dragons.

Also, why are you sneakylink?

 

[Deleted member]

It's here.

Spoiler: Chapter 1

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, certain people like to go out and enjoy the weather. This story is not about those kinds of people.

Locked away in the depths of his bedroom, an odd lad of seventeen years kept his eyes way too close to his computer screen. Occasionally looking away to adjust his glasses or scratch his bright blue hair. This lad was Noipoi, a happy little weirdo with a hankering for friendship. After all, friendship is magic.
He had spent the entire day on the internet, instead of doing something cool. Despite wanting friends more than anything, he didn't have any. No one talked to him at all, really. Except for his voice of reason, of course.

"You should probably go outside, or something. Your mom's gonna eat you if you spend the whole day in your room. She'll really do it, i've seen her eat people." From the corner of his room came a voice belonging to no other than ClaTheBae , a nipper plant pops up from underground to give advice during his vacations from his homeland of racist boot state. Strangely, this plant doesn't thrive on water and sunshine. Only lemons. "Silly, Cla." said Noipoi, chuckling. "Mom doesn't eat people!" As if on cue, Noipoi's adoptive eldritch horror mother Cutie Gwen destroyed his door with her psychic power. "Some more cultists are coming to worship me, so i'm gonna need you and Cla to leave for a few hours." Noipoi looked tentative. "I dunno, it's been a while since i've been...outside." the world outside of Noipoi's bedroom was a scary one, and he wasn't ready to journey into it. "I don't care, get out or I eat you." Said Gwen, absolutely not joking as she had just eaten a man before coming home. Noipoi and Cla swiftly evacuated the premises.

"It's not that bad, i'm sure we'll find something to do." said Cla. "Actually, why don't we get some food?" Noipoi liked the idea, but before he could respond someone else cut in. "Yoshi? (Did someone say FOOD?)" A Yoshi donning a T-Shirt with another Yoshi on it stepped out of some bushes. It was @God Emperor Yoshi! his name was actually Zinith but he insisted everyone call him God Emperor Yoshi. "Yoshi (Anything's food for me, but I know where you humans can get some lunch.)" He said. "I'm a ****ing plant, and how are you talking in brackets?." asked Cla. "Yoshi! (Don't ask questions you aren't ready to know the answers to. Now hop on! I know this sweet Ramen shop down the street!)" Deciding to trust the dinosaur Noipoi put Cla in a pot (with the words free 21 Savage on he side) and off they rode to the promised Ramen shop.

Rhythm Ramen was a relatively unknown little place located in a blocky landscape. Though not famous worldwide, all the locals proclaim it houses the best Ramen they've ever eaten. Outside the store was a remarkably anime looking man who was singing the gospel of Minecraft Steve, while imploring all who would listen to cast aside the false prophet Banjo Kazooie. It was @Arigarmy! "Aw **** no, I ain't gonna be in this stupid fanfic ****." He groaned, and then he left. Never to be seen again.

The plant, the Yoshi and the Noipoi walked into the shop. It was a small joint, with only a few patrons at the bar. staindgrey tried to tell @faygoshill how rad Resident Evil was while tipsy, but Faygoshill just stared at his ***. "Can I help y'all?" a voice called from the kitchen. It was the owner of the place, @Smashing Ramen! "Oh no!" he started, noticing one of the guests. "Not again, Zinith! You still haven't payed your bill from last time!" The Yoshi shuffled awkwardly "Yoshi...(I was low on cash, and i'm sure it wasn't that bad)!" "You ate the literally everything, I had to close for days just to restock!" Once again, the Yoshi felt embarrassed. "Yoshi...(Okay, I promise to restrain myself. Besides, I brought new customers for you!)" Finally, Smashing Ramen noticed his new patrons.
"And who are you guys?" he asked. Noipoi felt a feeling he knew all to well swell up from within. The rush of joy he felt when meeting a new friend was the fourth. biggest joy in his life (The first, second and third being Pokemon, Toothless and animation.) "Howdy, folks call me Noipoi! And this is Cla!" he exclaimed, while pointing to himself in an exaggerated manner and suddenly donning a southern accent. "Welcome to rhythm ramen, the only ramen shop where wanting a Rhythm Heaven character is always on the menu! Because Sakurai will never put one in! What can I get you?" After getting their menus (Zinith recommended literally everything) the three decided to order the most famous dish in the place. The Smashing Ramen Special.

They took a seat near the back of the shop. Noipoi had started a conversation with a fellow squid enthusiast who called themselves @Mr. Wario but Cla noticed something from the back window. A shadowy figure dropped in from who knows where, and was making their way into the shop. 'aw ****, this place 'bout to get robbed' thought Cla. And he thought right! A huge ruckus was heard from the kitchen, and as everyone rushed to help Smashing Ramen the shadowy figure made themselves known. "They never saw me coming!" said DaybreakHorizon , who then rushed off into the night. Noipoi could have swore he heard someone say "Looking good, Joker!" as they left. "They took the Ramen" said Smashing Ramen in distress. "Why? Why would they steal noodles?" "I dunno, but I swear we will do everything we can to save your ramen!" declared Noipoi, the fire of justice blazing in his heart. Just then, a piercing screech was heard from above. A woman riding a chariot being pulled by two hulking purple dragons (one suspiciously goofier than the other) descended from the skies. It was @AndreaAC! "I saw where he went. if you want your ramen back, then hop in." she said. Noipoi looked back at everyone. Zinith, Smashing Ramen, Cla. Even staindgrey, faysgoshill and Mr. Wario stepped out. they all looked determined to right this horrible wrong.

"Alright then." said Noipoi, filled with determination as the first four notes of megolavania played. "Let's do this!"

Usually I'm a sweet innocent Christian boy that doesn't swear but this is both the ****ing worst and best thing I've ever seen

 

[Noipoi]

Imagine being disappointed in the dlc

This post was made by the I don't care who's in as long as they're fun gang

 

[SneakyLink]

HE’S

IN

And trust me; the hype is there.

Imagine if that’s how they reveal Erdrick! Use the eyes to catch everyone off guard!

 

[Gentlepanda]

so it's DLC pessimism hour now i guess