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[Gentlepanda]

If he hits with the tip he pulls the trigger and ****ing point-blank blasts whoever he hit

sorry chief but that spot's taken

 

[Deleted member]

sorry chief but that spot's taken

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joker is just a gun marth echo

 

[Deleted member]

Anything of note currently happening in your lives?

 

[osby]

Anything of note currently happening in your lives?

I have a play date.

EDIT: No, seriously, I have to spend time with a highschool age girl I haven't seen for years. Sometimes I hate my mom's friends.

 

[Deleted member]

Anything of note currently happening in your lives?

I HAD a date but I'm ****ing throwing up all over the place so I guess not anymore

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Spending the weekend with the parent that doesn't turn on the heat because they are trying to save money is suffering.

 

[Pyra]

I HAD a date but I'm ****ing throwing up all over the place so I guess not anymore

Turn negatives into positives.

Impress your date with your vomit powers.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Turn negatives into positives.

Impress your date with your vomit powers.

"man oh man you will not BELIEVE how much gastric acid i can fit in my stomach"

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Turn negatives into positives.

Impress your date with your vomit powers.

@faygoshill use that to prove you have no gag reflex

 

[Cracke]

Anything of note currently happening in your lives?

Class is boring me to death right now, other than that not too much.

 

[Deleted member]

I have a play date.

EDIT: No, seriously, I have to spend time with a highschool age girl I haven't seen for years. Sometimes I hate my mom's friends.

Enjoy your LEGO and tea with Mrs. Nessbit.
This is ironic considering the person you’re going with is probably older than I am.

 

[osby]

Enjoy your LEGO and tea with Mrs. Nessbit.
This is ironic considering the person you’re going with is probably older than I am.

I mean, we aren't face-to-face. If we were, I definitely wouldn't say enough to fill 10,000 posts.

 

[Deleted member]

I mean, we aren't face-to-face. If we were, I definitely wouldn't say enough to fill 10,000 posts.

… Do you mean that you aren’t face-to-face with the girl, or me?

 

[Deleted member]

@faygoshill use that to prove you have no gag reflex

yeah i'll just ****ing vomit on his **** thanks for the advice guinevere very cool what would i ever do without you sis

 

[osby]

… Do you mean that you aren’t face-to-face with the girl, or me?

You (and other users in general). I can hardly talk with people I don't know super well IRL.

 

[Deleted member]

You (and other users in general). I can hardly talk with people I don't know super well IRL.

oh wow so now that he's a mod he "doesn't know us super well" i always knew power changed a man smh

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

yeah i'll just ****ing vomit on his ****

huh...???? Question mark

 

[osby]

huh...???? Question mark

He's talking about seduction, it's not so hard.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

He's talking about seduction, it's not so hard.

So thats how I seduce men? Ill keep that in mind for the future

 

[Deleted member]

huh...???? Question mark

so you know how penises work, well lemme tell you something

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Im stuck under my blanket because my moms house is too ****ing cold, send help and food

 

[Deleted member]

He's talking about seduction, it's not so hard.

Say ‘Hi’, and smile, and we’ll shut down. It’s easy unless the guy is confident or full of himself.

You (and other users in general). I can hardly talk with people I don't know super well IRL.

Sorry to hear that. Do you have people you’re close with?

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Good morning!

You (and other users in general). I can hardly talk with people I don't know super well IRL.

Oh, alrighty then... well that's okay, I guess...

 

[osby]

Im stuck under my blanket because my moms house is too ****ing cold, send help and food

I hope you like rainbow meat:

Sorry to hear that. Do you have people you’re close with?

I have, like, three.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Say ‘Hi’, and smile, and we’ll shut down. It’s easy unless the guy is confident or full of himself.

I remeber a Man in college told me I was beautiful and gave me a doller so yeah, yall are pretty easy. I didnt even have to do anything, I was waiting for me counsoler pf

 

[Pyra]

yeah i'll just ****ing vomit on his **** thanks for the advice guinevere very cool what would i ever do without you sis

I heard cinnamon works well on knobs

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I hope you like rainbow meat:

D: not my rainbow sheep

 

[Deleted member]

I have, like, three.

If you don’t mind answering this one: do you know what might be causing it? Your lack of confidence, I mean. No offence, I’m just concerned.

 

[Deleted member]

I heard cinnamon works well on knobs

folding the doorknob worked last time, so might as well

 

[osby]

If you don’t mind answering this one: do you know what might be causing it? Your lack of confidence, I mean. No offence, I’m just concerned.

No idea. I used to try and make friends a lot and it generally failed miserably so that might be a thing.

folding the doorknob worked last time, so might as well

Don't. Fold. Doorknobs.

 

[Deleted member]

I remeber a Man in college told me I was beautiful and gave me a doller so yeah, yall are pretty easy. I didnt even have to do anything, I was waiting for me counsoler pf

easy for you attractive ppl do you know how many times ive had to break into peoples houses and stand over them at 3 am with a knife and threaten them to even get one person to actually tell me the love me

its a hard world out there for gamers

 

[Dyllybirdy]

easy for you attractive ppl do you know how many times ive had to break into peoples houses and stand over them at 3 am with a knife and threaten them to even get one person to actually tell me the love me

its a hard world out there for gamers

I knew I wasn't the only person that did that. ;p

 

[Deleted member]

No idea. I used to try and make friends a lot and it generally failed miserably so that might be a thing.

So it wore on your confidence over time…
I’m sorry about that. Do you think you should see someone about it?

 

[osby]

easy for you attractive ppl do you know how many times ive had to break into peoples houses and stand over them at 3 am with a knife and threaten them to even get one person to actually tell me the love me

its a hard world out there for gamers

I actually had a lot of suitors in the high school but they were all girls so...yay?

So it wore on your confidence over time…
I’m sorry about that. Do you think you should see someone about it?

Probably no? I can handle 99% of reqiured communication with basic politeness anyway.

And I don't want to talk with a stranger about how I can't talk with strangers.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

easy for you attractive ppl do you know how many times ive had to break into peoples houses and stand over them at 3 am with a knife and threaten them to even get one person to actually tell me the love me

its a hard world out there for gamers

Gamers,
The most oppressed group of all

 

[Deleted member]

My dad thinks I’m homosexual because I said I’m sick of him trying to get me to socialise with all the daughters of his friends I’ve never met.
I’m just finding it all hilarious, if a bit sad.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

easy for you attractive ppl

bro, Im as ugly as a pig dude, I aint attractive

 

[Deleted member]

Gamers,
The most oppressed group of all

I will always love this video

I actually had a lot of suitors in the high school but they were all girls so...yay?

well that's a good sign at least

 

[RandomAce]

sorry chief but that spot's taken

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Actually,

Callie shoots the competition.

 

[osby]

My dad thinks I’m homosexual because I said I’m sick of him trying to get me to socialise with all the daughters of his friends I’ve never met.
I’m just finding it all hilarious, if a bit sad.

"Wow, you are a boy and there are things beside girls in your mind? You must be gay, no question about it."

yes, it's really sad.