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[Deleted member]

Glutonny is definitely hard carrying the penguins.

Wait a minute, Gluto is French. So was Napoleon Bonaparte. There is a penguin Pokemon inspired by Napoleon called Empoleon.
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

 

[Pokechu]

talking about smash? in the ultimate social thread?

I could never! Who are you people

 

[Deleted member]

talking about smash? in the ultimate social thread?

I could never! Who are you people

Wait you’re a mod now? The bar just gets lower and lower everyday huh?

 

[Iridium]

Best skit of 2019 here.

...and this is my 6,000th post.

 

[Deleted member]

I have gone to great lengths to study Olimar's deep philosophical beliefs.

At first, I believe his collective formation of Pikmin and ability to survive in the lawless wild strongly signaled his roots as an Anarcho-Communist with an authoritarian bend. He collectivizes each Pikmin.

However, I realized that he categorized them by race, leading me to believe he is fact a fascist, or developed into one during his stay on various planets. His once wide-eyed community inspired idealism slowly descended into deranged race realism and forced segregation as he collectivized each group of Pikmin.

We can see this represented most prominently through his greatest main - Shuton - who gleefully tosses yellow pikmin off the wayside. This represents Olimar's sheer will to exterminate those who he feels have wronged him by not following his strict, regimented order.

We can also see various allusions to dictators in his costume design that hearkens back to the militant North Korean government (namely Kim-Jong-il), and his hand gestures that vaguely resemble Nazi symbolism. His whistle, however, is a symbol of how he forces his citizen Pikmin to conform to his Iron Will.

It took me time to understand him, but I believe he takes both Communist and ethno-nationalist roots in order to form a new, dangerous authoritarian structure-style that demands conformity and judges you based on your birth. He is extremely dangerous and has already begun to raise a new generation - see Alph.

I believe there is hope. He is helpless without his Pikmin - a species he has so gleefully subjugated after being left to his own devices in the wild.

If we can free them, we can stop one of history's greatest monsters.

We will name this horrid thing "Olimiarism"

 

[Wademan94]

I really wish I had something to talk about here since I don’t really follow the competitive scene that much.

 

[Ultomato]

So instead of Mario Day, in Europe is it Olimar Day?

They're weird and write it 10 Mar instead of Mar 10.

You call us weird while we were there first

 

[staindgrey]

Okay this whole dumb skit was worth it for:

"Actually we want the Melee community too."
"...Eh."

 

[Just a penguin]

Glutonny is definitely hard carrying the penguins.

As a penguin, I can confirm it is most definitely the other way around.

 

[Moydow]

Wait you’re a mod now? The bar just gets lower and lower everyday huh?

They made me an admin so the bar is pretty much underground at this point. :p

 

[Deleted member]

Another question.
Is Bowser a communist dictator or a king?
Bowser claims royalty, but all of his enemies have the same jobs.
To kill Mario and his friends.

 

[Pokechu]

Wait you’re a mod now? The bar just gets lower and lower everyday huh?

I like to think that my pick-up lines were just simply irresistible! But in reality...

I assume that the mods wanted a bit more of an inclusive and diverse team, since they had all groups covered besides the "bumbling goofball" group, so I think they put me in for that

LOL

 

[Deleted member]

Ngl I’d watch the full movie.

 

[Pokechu]

I really wish I had something to talk about here since I don’t really follow the competitive scene that much.

Twins! Once people start pulling out terms like DI (directional input I think) I go blank....

but then when I get two or three-stocked all of a sudden I'm wondering why I'm doing so bad

LOL

 

[Deleted member]

Leo vs Solvent Sam is the last match I can catch before sleep. Let’s go penguins.

 

[Deleted member]

I really wish I had something to talk about here since I don’t really follow the competitive scene that much.

I do follow the scene a lot but I'm not watching Summit rn so I'm just enjoying the atnosphere here

 

[Iridium]

As a penguin, I can confirm it is most definitely the other way around.

You at least have 3 top penguins over there.

 

[staindgrey]

I really wish I had something to talk about here since I don’t really follow the competitive scene that much.

How 'bout we talk about me auditioning to play this guy?

That was surprisingly fun. I kept going off script to make jokes about Mai.

 

[Just a penguin]

Leo vs Solvent Sam is the last match I can catch before sleep. Let’s go penguins.

Do I have any idea who the penguins are? No. Do I support them anyway? Yes.

 

[Ultomato]

Why are there Suddenly penguins?

 

[Deleted member]

Do I have any idea who the penguins are? No. Do I support them anyway? Yes.

As written in The Art of Seeding Chapter 73, “From henceforth all Europeans shall be under seeded and rendered to as penguins, as is the will of some guys on discord”

 

[Iridium]

Leo comes through with the cleanest 3 stock of the tourney. If he keeps that momentum to and throughout grand finals, this is definitely all his.

 

[ClaTheBae]

As a Lucina main I have to root for Leo now that Nairo and M2K are out

 

[Ultomato]

As written in The Art of Seeding Chapter 73, “From henceforth all Europeans shall be under seeded and rendered to as penguins, as is the will of some guys on discord”

Why are Europeans called penguins?

 

[Deleted member]

bro why doesn’t gluto just pick great cave offensive to win lol

 

[ZephyrZ]

Another question.
Is Bowser a communist dictator or a king?
Bowser claims royalty, but all of his enemies have the same jobs.
To kill Mario and his friends.

Bowser is a capitalist overlord. He's already the CEO of NoA, and soon enough he'll be the CEO of the universe.

 

[Iridium]

Why are Europeans called penguins?

Genesis 6 had infamously poor seeding, and when the seeders were approached and asked about Glutonny's seeding in particular, one of them made a ridiculous comparison to defeating penguins in Antarctica to explain it, and the meme took off.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

What is the RPG y'all have played the most and how many times have you played it?

Does DQB count as an RPG?

 

[Deleted member]

Does DQB count as an RPG?

Yes it can

 

[ClaTheBae]

Leo was not scared of waft at all

 

[Ultomato]

In the next episode of "Americans should learn they're not the greatest Country in the world by a longshot":

Genesis 6 had infamously poor seeding, and when the seeders were approached and asked about Glutonny's seeding in particular, one of them made a ridiculous comparison to defeating penguins in Antarctica to explain it, and the meme took off.

 

[ZephyrZ]

I'm lowkey jealous of all you guys who get to be watching Smash Summit while I'm at work.

 

[Roberk]

Wario literally farting on someone to kill them will never get old.

 

[Deleted member]

Wow, Gluto really got better near the end there. Think Leo has a clear path to victory now though, his defence and offence is insane. Also goodnight.

 

[ClaTheBae]

what is the stagelist for this tourney? I can't find it anywhere

 

[Hinata]

Wait you’re a mod now? The bar just gets lower and lower everyday huh?

Hopefully one day the bar will be low enough that they'll hire an idiot like me.

 

[TheMightyP]

and soon enough he'll be the CEO of the universe.

Isn't that the plot to Mario Galaxy 1&2?

 

[Ultomato]

Lucina aerials are sooooo good

 

[ClaTheBae]

Lucina aerials are sooooo good

frame 6-7 on everything besides dair.

Up b is frame 5 which means it's her best out of shield option. Her frame data is like way too nutty

 

[Deleted member]

Good morning. I am hungry.