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troll stereotypes and why we are misunderstood...

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First and foremost I would like to say this is by no means a troll blog or meant to hurt anyone's feelings/cause drama. I'm writing this
to give you non-trolls a different perspective- possibly a rare one because chances are if you reading this, you aren't a troll.


Now we all know stereotypes are bad. There's lots of bad ones especially about trolls.

Okay. First of all, I want to say, on behalf of being a legit toll that the stereotype is lulz worthy and hypocritical.
Why? Because the same can be said of non-trolls.
If there is a stereotype for trolls being off topic... Where the hells are the ones on non-trolls, let me tell ya- I can easily say the same thing.
Here are 5 false troll stereotypes.


#1 Trolls who are way worse than me are still considered trolls.

Please, just because they call themselves trolls do not mean they are. There are a lot of posers out there, these people are called grews.


#2 Trolls are ugly

We are not. Our tusks are beautiful.


#3 Trolls live under a bridge.

That's a myth. We do not live under bridges.... we dwell in your basement. We are very seclusive and we get agitated when people enter our domain without our permission. So if you stay in our domain for to long we will as they say "troll you".


#4 Trolls are haters.

We are not haters, we just like to turn people into haters..... by hating. There's a difference, learn to differentiate.


#5 Trolls never get teh womenz.

Kanye does not agree with this stereotype.... one bit.

6. Any combo of 1-5. Mix and match your fail.


So a lot of you are probably wondering who is an example of a good troll.
This guy: http://www.smashboards.com/member.php?u=49903



Peace out, and try not to get too butthurt over this blog. Even though everything I said is true and backed up by first hand experience, it was meant for entertainment value as well, again im not trying to start some lame troll vs non-troll war. Just opening your eyes and giving ya'all a new perspective.
 

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Ohhhhh snap Switch just popped a cap in yo proverbial ***.
 

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Nah Omnicron pretty much trolled the DR to its knees.

I wouldn't have found that so hilarious had it not been for the fact that he's like 14.
 

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Nah Omnicron pretty much trolled the DR to its knees.

I wouldn't have found that so hilarious had it not been for the fact that he's like 14.
I actually miss him. Trolls are better than all the pedos and lolis left in the Disco Room.
 

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SNO's just mad because she failed at trolling the DR.

And trolling the DR isn't hard.
Why do you keep saying im mad? I hardly even post their either ever since I graduated from college... =/ You're obsly the "mad" one because you keep being so hostile towards me. :)
 

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I dunno about the rest of you but I'm dying to see some SNO vs Lythium action going on lol :p
 

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Oh snap lol!! Aww But I love watching one sided match ups. They have the best lulz! Sigh...oh well..
 

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No.

10nos.

For 100:0 match up. Of course, it's wifi. I suck at fighting online, and I'm totally nerfed. Catch me offline in real life and it will be 0:100 in my favor, baby. ;O
 
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10nos.

For 100:0 match up. Of course, it's wifi. I suck at fighting online, and I'm totally nerfed. Catch me offline in real life and it will be 0:100 in my favor, baby. ;O
OH YOU'RE SNO.

Hi.

Nah Omnicron pretty much trolled the DR to its knees.

I wouldn't have found that so hilarious had it not been for the fact that he's like 14.

Oh man, my face when I remember all of that.

Also I'm 16, not 14 :mad:
 

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I want to see both SNO and Lythium go against Aqua. I mean, she's a model irl.
 

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You don't get women. You live in the country and were homeschooled.
SNO's just mad because she failed at trolling the DR.

And trolling the DR isn't hard.
I wish this blog had more of this.

And less of that.

Excluded Finalark's 'cuz it actually made me laugh.
 

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That's the thing, it aint paedo if you're 16.

**** yeah UK.
 

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This thread bloomed up mad late; sucks too
this thread would of been dead as **** if it wasn't for me taking pity on noob's fail attempt to parody mine. All i had to do was hint that I disliked touhou in any way shape or form and some lolifan*** would come crying here and spark activity. It worked. I should of left it dead....
 

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Don't lie SNO, you know you were trying to boost up this meme even longer to feel popular, it's okay.
actually i went to forum support *****ing about it but finally edited it after i realized it is actually a step in the right direction since before hand UB was just ridden with emo blogs. At least now we have humor
 
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