I don't really want to do this, but here goes.
Mike, and I guess to a lesser extent David, why do you want off the UnC/PR? The justification Noah and I had for wanting to be off the MTLPR is a lot more feasible than yours. You've heard our reasoning already, and I don't need to post it again..just know that large region PRs are hard to keep accurate.
This PR is not a large region. We see each other every other week now, and every other week you have some **** to talk or some blind David supporting. There's nothing wrong with supporting your friend, but when you start saying things like, "David destroys Ryan" (when IIRC their set count is 1/1) and then fake laughing and saying "You made a funny" when I disagreed, what are we supposed to think? How can we take your opinion entirely seriously when you say so many things that just aren't true?
Like the time you told me that I carried Daniel (and you probably thought I carried Nate) to doubles victory. Are you not completely wrong now?
We've teamed, you and I. Did we win? Did I carry you to winners? I don't think so. We lost all of our sets, effectively coming in last place.
Now before you say that you were playing badly, let me ask you this. Are you really going to use the sick john? If you are, that's fine. I understand being sick. But you need to realize that if you aren't playing well, you aren't playing well. You need to stick to that john if you're going to pull it out.
You were not playing well Saturday, and only one person I talked to (I talked to a lot of people that day) considered placing you a little higher in a hypothetical ranking.
In short, the conclusions you draw in this game are extremely skewed. Asking to be taking off the PR because you disagree with your ranking is a little silly in this case, because you don't really have a leg to stand on. We play you often enough to rank you appropriately.