Topic #16: TOP TEN VIDEO GAME VILLIANS

[Mr.Freeman]

Doesn't sound that bad an idea. You could start it on New Year's.

 

[DerpDaBerp]

^Stuff like "Kanye West interrupts?"

haha, yeah man.

or conversely, his new album

 

[SirroMinus1]

This is pretty much what i was comparing lol, that and the butt **** in the corner (of curse SF isn't nearly that bad, but still bad.)

change dis topic!

learn how to defend yourself nuff said.

1. Miyamoto Musashi
2. Drakule Mihawk
3. Roronoa Zoro
4. Jin (samurai champloo)
5. Mugen (samurai champloo)
6. Mitsurugi (soul caliber)
7. No name (sword of stranger)
thats just about it for my list

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Yo the next topic is up. By popular demand this topic is as general as can be. Its a new year ya. Hope everyone has a good one. Now, as we get the first topic of 2011 under way, all I can say is...LET YO VOICE BE HEARD

 

[DerpDaBerp]

1. The Black Keys' Brothers album
2. The Social Network
3. Inception
4. [adult swim] lineup
5. Comic-Con 2010
6. The Book of Eli
7. The Celtics beating the Heat
8. Prince Poppycock
9. Revering Leslie Nielson and Captain Beefheart
10. M2K beaten in bracket by Olimars twice and the MLG season in general

 

[Terywj [태리]]

I couldn't really organize them into a more legit list but here they are.

1. Korean conflict / shenanigans
2. Arkansas bird & fish shenanigans.
3. China reaches #2 economy
4. Nuclear shenanigans
5. WikiLeaks shenanigans
6. Korean Pop success
7. Nintendo's E3 2010
8. Toy Story 3 / Despicable Me
9. Smashboards' 10th Anniversary
10. Cheif's Charles RB shenanigans

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Micheal Jackson died in 2010? I thought it was 09

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Micheal Jackson died in 2010? I thought it was 09

I don't really pay attention to American media, so I apologize for being hilariously stupid.

 

[DerpDaBerp]

So, I know the anime countdown was in the past, but just for the sake of credit:

Code Geass is amazing

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

I don't really pay attention to American media, so I apologize for being hilariously stupid.

Nah its cool but I really wasn't sure. Last year went by so fast

 

[alanmoore]

I'll post them in english

1. Big Bang Attack
2. Burning Attack
3. Kamehameha
4. Absorb
5. Destructo Disk
6. Solar Flare
7. Special Beam Cannon
8. Vegeta's Scream
9. Transformation
10. The seven episode attack. A.K.A. Spirit Bomb

that all are nice!! but in this Absorb is not so good!! what about you?

 

[professor mgw]

I think this is dead .__> or needs new topic

 

[Clownbot]

1. Don't Ask Don't Tell repealed
2. Inception
3. The Social Network
4. True Grit
5. Nintendo's E3 2010
6. Smashboards's 10th Anniversary
7. THE BEGINNING OF THE END (aka Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 1)
8. Marvel vs. Capcom 3 announced
9. Adventure Time
10. Ke$ha

I pretty much threw this together on the spot, but we've been on this topic for a while and not many people have contributed.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

1-10. nothing lol

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Yo new topic is up. Hope this brings back childhood memories (stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop). Have fun and Let Cho Voice Be Heard.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

^that wasnt worth a infraction, theres just nothing good about 2010, deal with it.

 

[Clownbot]

^absolutely useless post IMO

1. Avatar: The Last Airbender
2. SpongeBob SquarePants
3. Hey Arnold!
4. CatDog
5. Invader Zim
6. Rocko's Modern Life
7. Danny Phantom
8. Doug
9. Mr. Meaty
10. Rugrats

 

[professor mgw]

^absolutely useless post IMO

'professor mgw likes this'

1. Spongebob Squarepants
2. Avatar the last airbender
3. Fairyodd parents
4. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
5. Invader Zim
6. Hey Arnold
7. Rugrats
8. Danny Phantom
9. CatDog
10. As told by ginger

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Lol. I forgot bout Ginger. Good job

 

[nightkid]

1. Hey Arnold
2. Rocket Power
3. Rugrats
4 Rugrats All Grown Up
5. Spongebob Squarepants
6. CatDog
6 Doug
7. The Wild Thornberry's
8. Rocko's Modern Life
9. Ren and Stimpy
10. Fairly Odd Parents

 

[Rychu]

^^^ Doug is disney

 

[nightkid]

^^^ Doug is disney

Doug got its start at Nickelodeon nice try ^^

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Doug got its start at Nickelodeon nice try ^^

Agreed. Doug is of Nick origin

 

[Link2thelost90]

1. Spongebob Squarepants
2. Fairly Odd Parents
3. Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
5. The Penguins of Madagascar
6. Invader Zim
7. Hey Arnold
8. Danny Phantom
9. Rocko's Modern Life
10. CatDog

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Yo new topic is up. Sorry for da long wait. Been busy. This should be a good debate. Video game fans, let cho voice be heard.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

1. Sephiroth – Final Fantasy VII
2. Liquid Snake – Metal Gear Solid
3. Albert Wesker – Resident Evil series
4. Lavos – Chrono Trigger
5. Magus – Chrono Trigger
6. Revolver Ocelot – Metal Gear series
7. Ansem – Kingdom Hearts
8. Kefka Plazoo – Final Fantasy VI
9. Gannon – Legend of Zelda series
10. Dracula – Castle Vania series

 

[nightkid]

1.Kefka ff6
2.Lavos ct
3.Liquid Metal Gear
3.Ganon LoZ
4.Lucavi FFT
5.St. Ajora FFT
6.Zemus FF4
7.X-Death FF5
8.Dr. Wily Mega Man
9.Sigma Mega Man X
10.Sephiroth FF7

sephiroth is really overrated lol

 

[TWILTHERO]

Man, this is going to be tough, but...

1. Wesker (Resident Evil series)
2. M.Bison (Street Fighter series)
3. Magus (Chrono Trigger)
4. Kefka (Final Fantasy 6)
5. Liquid Snake (Metal Gear Solid series)
6. Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid series)
7. Vergil (Devil May Cry 3)
8. Sigma (Megaman X)
9. Ganondorf (Legend Of Zelda series)
10. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7)

 

[Rychu]

10-M. Bison
9-Gary from Bully
8-Giovanni from Pokemon
7-Ganondorf
6-DeDeDe
5-Bowser
4-Mother Brain
3-Baraka
2-Henry Touchdown
1-Dark Bowser

 

[Alexis121]

TOP TEN VIDEO GAME VILLIAN

10. Darth Malak (Star Wars: KOTOR, Xbox)
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Nothing says evil like having half of your jaw made out of metal and wanting to create a fleet of sith ships to conquer the universe while simultaneously betraying your friend and turning random people to the dark side. When playing KOTOR all you wanted to do was find this $*#% bag and kill him and retracing his steps to the “dark” side of the force was a fun experience that few other games have managed to achieve. In the final moments of the game Malak said the worst words possible for a villain. “Im… impossible. I… I cannot be beaten. I am the Dark Lord of the Sith.” Death usually follows instantly after those words…
9. Nemesis (Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, PSX)
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Anyone who played this game must still have post-traumatic stress disorder from being chased around for hours on end by Mr. Trench coat over here.

While RE3 wasn’t the best Resident Evil game ever created, the Nemesis was still a nightmare inducing experience.

One word to sum it up: “STARRRRRSSSSSSSSS!”

8. Ares (God Of War, PS2)
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Anyone who has the ability to stop time, bind blades of chains to peoples arms and have spikes grow out of his back has my respect. I imagine it would hurt having those spikes come out of your back. Putting the big orange haired guy down was a fun and memorable experience.

7. The Ghosts (Pac Man, Arcade)
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These single colored villains were always a personal enemy of mine and I’m sure more than a few people will agree with me when I say that these ghosts were the equivalent of a rusted nail in the groin when you only had two quarters left.

It’s almost as if they sensed your desperation to keep playing and would respond by pumping steroids into their bodies just so that they could move faster than you could.

6. Revolver Ocelot/Liquid Snake (Various Metal Gear Games)
Ok this guy is like what 14 million years old now? In each game his entire personality changes. In the first Metal Gear game he was a revolver spinning bad *** that was completely obsessed with being Clint Eastwood. In the Sons of Liberty he was still obsessed with revolvers but now he had another villains arm attached to his arm since his arm got cut off in the first game…im starting to get a head ache. Since Snake Eater was set in the past we got to fight a young meowing Ocelot that had two count em two revolvers.

5. Umbrella Corporation (Every Single RE Game Except number 4)
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One would think that after roughly 11,000 viral outbreaks this company would be shut down. But no apparently no matter how many innocent people are turned into the mindless undead the government still feels the need to let them do what they will.

When will this company make something safe… like video games?

4. GlAdOs (Portal, Xbox 360)
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Picture this; you wake up in a cell with a robotic voice promising you cake and the chance to defy the laws of physics for a scientific experience. This would be awesome if she was being sincere. Instead the twisted, demented and at times uncontrollably hilarious computer makes you kill the companion cube *sobs* tells you the cake is a lie and tries to kill you for being better than everyone else that tried to get the cake. Id like to sue GlAdOs for thirty cakes since she committed false advertisement…

3. Bowser (Super Mario Bros. Series)
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This guy has serious rejection issues. He’s kidnapped Peach like what a thousand times now. She hates you dude move on! She’s a princess you’re a diabolical turtle with spikes and in serious need of a breath mint. Fighting you is fun and as long as theirs kids Bowser will plague their systems and the multi million dollar plumber for many years to come.

2. The Prophet Of Truth ( Halo 2, 3, Xbox and Xbox 360)
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For an elderly cripple the Prophet is quite easily one of the most diabolical enemies that I have ever fought. At first glance he seems straight forward in his sham that he’s doing everything for the Covenant. But as the games go on, he becomes the alien equivalent of Osama Bin Laden with a hover chair.

He becomes killed by the Arbiter and while it’s slightly anti-climactic it is none the less satisfying seeing the energy sword go through his chest.
And finally…

1. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII, PS1)
This giant sword wielding EMO punk takes the cake as A$$*&#3 of the year. He wants to destroy the planet, he kills one of the most beloved characters of all time just to prove how much of a bad *** he is and he has long silver hair. How can anyone think that this guy is anything other than the purest form of evil ever thought up. Beating him is undeniably satisfying and when you finally confront him you can’t help but feel a righteous wrath fill you from the beginning to the end.

What’s the moral of this story? Long hair equals the pinnacle of evil. So if you want to become an evil mastermind all you have to do is act emo, grow your hair long, think dark thoughts and release a deadly virus that turns the world into the undead while making millions off of the marketing aspect.

DISCUSS THIS IN OUR NEW EVIL FORUMS!

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

WOW. Great breakdown. This should make things more interesting

 

[DerpDaBerp]

I will never understand why people are so hot for Sephiroth

 

[Mr.Freeman]

I will never understand why people are so hot for Sephiroth

Too many reasons I could list as to why anyone would like him, but either way is a pretty ****ty character.

Moving on..

10. Manondorf

You already know this is. Evil guy, wants god-like power blah blah blah...

9. Tank (L4D)

Massive Infected possibly pumped on steroids or somehing. He'll usually take you down in a couple of hits. I especially like the precursor roars he makes before you fight.

8. Witch (L4D)

Another Infected type. Sobs uncontrollably until you encounter her, in which case she'll tear the **** out of however disturbs her.

7. Ghost of Zepheniah Mann (TF2)

Valve had their first holiday event back in '09, which was in Halloween. The Harvest map has a ghost floating around, stunning any player it encounters and rendering them helpless.

6. Horseless Headless Horsemann (TF2)

Second annual Halloween event last year introduced us to this guy, the undead brother of Zepheniah Mann, Silas. He'll instant kill any unlucky enough soul who wanders his way with his axe.

5. Nihilanth (Half-Life)

The main antagonist in the first Half-Life. A humungous, bizarre fetus-like creature that controls the intelligent Xen aliens that invade Black Mesa. He'll start talking to you once you reach Xen in cryptic phrases, possibly hinting future and past events.

4. Combine (HL2)

The alien overlords in Half-Life 2. They enslave most of the human race, effectively turning them into cybernetic soldiers. They rule with an iron-fist (more or less based off Big Brother's style in 1984). No freedom, no rights, hummanity lives in poverty.

3. Big Daddy (Bioshock)

The giant, undersea diver monstosities that wanders the streets and hallways of Rapture. Convicts and anyone else who was against Andrew Ryan's beliefs were (usually) turned into
these. They don't talk, they just make inhuman whale calls. Usually heavily armed, they escort and protect the Little Sisters, genetically altered little girls who harvest ADAM off corpses.

2. Andrew Ryan (Bioshock)

The founder of Rapture, Andrew Ryan built his city deep in the Mid-Antlantic ocean from those he considered "parasites" (specifically America, the Soviet Union, and organized religions). Unfortunately, his utopia (based on the philosophy of Objectivism, the idea that an individual is entitled to their own work, and can do whatever they want with it) had social class issues, a huge gap between the poor and rich. Civil war broke out, and everyone was either dead, went crazy from splicing, or is hiding out somewhere. For most of the game, he is the antagonist

Spoiler

until later, in the massive plot twist, when the REAL villian shows up

1. Frank Fontaine (Bioshock)

Originally a simple fisherman arriving to Rapture, Fontaine later began enterprising businesses. While Andrew Ryan took pride into seeing Fontaine's success, it was later revealed he got this way by smuggling illegal contraband items to the city. Fontaine was believed to have been killed in a shootout with Ryan's men.

Spoiler

Unfortunately for Ryan, Fontaine had faked his own death, later coming back in a new persona known as Atlas, a working class Irishman who led the rebellion against Ryan, insuing the civil war.

 

[DerpDaBerp]

Couldn't think of 10 for some reason

7. Ganondorf (Zelda)
Purely nostalgic and textbook.

6. Hustler-One (Amored Core)
He's constantly built up as the most able AC pilot ever. FROM SOFTWARE seems to always save their most capable AI for this badguy.

5. Nazis (a crap-ton of shooters)
"So we need some bad guys that everyone really hates and no one will feel guilty about blasting holes into. Ooo! I know!"

4. Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8YR4CMzZBg
Comic-Con Masquerade. PYRAMID DA BESS

3. Virgil (Devil May Cry 3)
He may be the antagonist, but being able to play as him is almost a more sought after goal than beating the game itself (special edition only, I think).

2. Bohan (Heavenly Sword)
With Andy circus as his motion capture and voice, no other villain has ever been more interesting to watch.

1. [RIVAL] (Pokemon Red/Blue)
Whether you name him Gary or Douche, he's always there making sure you're on top of your game as your biggest obstacle. Beating your rival after the Elite Four was one of the most gratifying moments of your early childhood, admit it.

 

[Kole]

1. Giygas - Earthbound
2. Bowser - Mario
3. Porky - MOTHER 3
4. Ganondorf - Zelda
5. Space Invader Alien Things
6. Asteroids - Asteroids
7. King K Rool - DKC
8. Riddley - Metroid
9. Ghosts - Pac Man
10. Dr. Neo Cortex - Crash Bandicoot