ThegreatVaporeon1
Smash Ace
I read all of this.HELLO EVERYONE I'M DRUNK AGAIN
I'M NOW GOING TO ASK WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU
BECAUSE FRANKLY BALANCING THIS GAME, AFTER ALL THESE VERSIONS AND ITERATIONS
AFTER ALL THE HARD STUFF ABOUT FINALIZING PLAYSTYLES AND MOVESETS IS DONE
[EXCEPT FOR NESS, I STILL STRONGLY BELIEVE WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF HIM DID NOT IN FACT HAVE A STRAIGHT-OUT DIRECTIONAL GAMEPLAN FOR NESS IN MIND]
[SEE ALSO: YOSHI, DK TO A CERTAIN EXTENT, EVEN GANON IN SOME SENSE, THESE CHARACTERS HAVE STRENGTHS THEY CAN PLAY TO BUT NO CLEAR WAY TO GO FROM A TO DEAD STOCK]
WE SIMPLY ARE LEFT WITH THE JOB OF TONING DOWN THOSE TOO GOOD AT THEIR JOBS
AND HELPING OUT THOSE BAD AT THEIR JOBS.
BUT FOR SOME REASON, WHERE NOT DOING THIS.
AND FRANKLY?
UNTIL WE GET TO THE BOTTOM ROOT OF THE REASON OF *WHY* WE'RE NOT DOING THIS
ANY DISCUSSION HERE IS PRETTY MUCH POINTLESS.
MY ADVICE IS TO JUST ****ING WISE UP AND LEAVE THE GAME EN MASSE UNTIL THE DT REALIZE THAT THE MELEE CROWD THEY'RE TRYING TO CATER TO DOESN'T GIVE A ****, SO THEY SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK INTO MAKING THIS AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DO IN FACT CARE ABOUT THIS GAME AND ITS FUTURE.
OOOOHHH I JUST PISSED PEOPLE OFF WITH THAT DIDN'T I
YEAH SHUT UP WITH THE 'GAME IS GOOD' BS NAUSICAA, NO, THE GAME IS CLEARLY BEING HELD BACK BY SOMEONE OR SOMEONES WHO DON'T HAVE THEIR PRIORITIES IN ORDER.
FRANKLY ... WHY IS LINK AS BAD AS HE IS JUST BECAUSE HIS GAMEPLAN REVOLVES AROUND PROJECTILES, WHEN FALCO *EXISTS*?
WHY EXACTLY IS ZELDA'S DIN'S A BORDERLINE IGNORABLE TOOL FOR FAST CHARACTERS? WHAT DOES A MOVE THAT FORCES CHARACTERS TO PUT OUT AN AERIAL MATTER, WHEN THE CHARACTER THAT MOVE IS ATTACHED TO CAN'T WHIFF PUNISH FOR ****?
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WHY DOES SNAKE'S MINE GET TO EXPLODE AND HARM THE CHARACTER THAT BLEW IT UP, WHEN ZELDA'S DIN'S DOESN'T? IS THE IDEA OF AN AERIAL SNAKE MINE SO ****ING PREPOSTEROUS WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE FACT THAT THE CHARACTER SUCH A MOVE WOULD BE ATTACHED TO IS ****ING *ZELDA*?
YES I AM SUGGESTING THAT ZELDA GETS A TANGIBLE REWARD IF THE OPPONENT MAKES THE MISTAKE OF LETTING HER PUT OUT A DIN'S. I AM SUGGESTING THAT **** HURTS THEM IF THEY LET HER DO IT. I AM SUGGESTING ESTABLISHING A NON-NEGOTIOABLE ZONE OF CONTROL FOR A SLOW, LIGHT FLOATY CHARACTER WITH A SUBOPTIMAL COMBO GAME. HOW ****ING PREPOSTEROUS WE LET HER HAVE ANYTHING REMOTELY THREATENING. OR AN EDGEGUARD GAME. LE ****ING GASP.
HONESTLY, THIS ENTIRE THING IS POINTLESS. THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE DT. THEY'RE STUBBORN AND THEY'RE ALSO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING REMOTELY IMAGINATIVE SINCE 3.02 AND ALL THE FLACK THEY GOT THEN. THEY'RE TOO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING REVOLUTIONARY SINCE GETTING BURNED FROM THEN.
HONESTLY I GET THAT. I GET WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WANT TO WITHDRAW FROM THAT EXTREME HATRED AND SHUNNING, TO WANT TO PROVE YOURSELVES AS LEGITIMATE. BUT WE'RE TRYING TO DO THIS TO PEOPLE THAT WILL NEVER SEE US AS LEGITIMATE. M2K'S OPINIONS WON'T CHANGE IF YOU KEEP LINK A CERTAIN WAY. LEFFEN WON'T SUDDENLY LOVE PM IF YOU CONVINCE HIM ZSS ISN'T BROKEN. AND BELIEVE ME ARMADA BEING ABLE TO USE MELEE FOX IN PM TO WIN A MAJOR AGAINST ONE OF THE BEST PM PLAYERS WITHOUT ANY PRACTICE IS, SHOCKINGLY ENOUGH, NOT GETTING HIM TO RESPECT PM MORE. IT MAY, IN FACT, BE HAVING THE OPPOSITE EFFECT.
UNTIL THE DT GETS THAT WE ARE IN FACT NOT GOING TO GET SUPPORT FROM THESE PEOPLE, THAT WE SHOULD IN FACT BEING FOLLOWING A VISION FOR THIS GAME THAT WE AGREE ON AND NOT SOMETHING THAT WE CAN GET EVERYONE TO AGREE ON (NOT GOING TO ****ING HAPPEN) WE REALLY SHOULD JUST BE THINKING ABOUT EXACTLY HOW WE CONVINCE THEM THAT WE ARE IN FACT TIRED OF MELEE FOXES STAKING THEIR CLAIMS IN OUR GAME, AND THAT CONSIDERING HOW ****ING STUPID THAT CHARACTER IS, IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE ****ING ASHAMED OF. IT'S NOT ADMITTING WEAKNESS, IT'S JUST NO LONGER BEING WILLING TO PUT UP WITH ****TY GAME DESIGN.
BECAUSE WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR? WHAT WE ALL WANT? *GASP* IT'S *GOOD* *****ING* *GAME* *DESIGN*
*NOT* *MELEE* *FOX*
AND IRONICALLY THE WAY TO GET RESPECT FROM THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T RESPECT US? IT'S TO RESPECT OURSELVES, NOT PANDER TO THEM. IT'S TO STICK TO OUR GUNS, NOT BEG FOR THEIR UNDERSTANDING.
WHICH IS WHY, I CONTINUE TO SAY THIS, AND MEAN IT ENTIRELY.
AS A PLAYER WHO LOVES THIS GAME TO DEATH:
**** PM AS IT CURRENTLY IS.
TALIA OUT.
PS. NAUSICAA? SHUT UP.
Can someone link that armada set that he's talking about though?