I saw this thread and just had to sign up to post!
Anywho here are my top hated things to deal with (WARNING: Lots to read):
- Players changing their names after a match
I had started playing Meta Knight and was up against I think was a Captain Falcon. I lost our first match and my opponent changed their name to "HAHAHA". As irritating as that was I continued onto a second battle with this player. Same characters again and again I lost the second time.
This time round my opponent changed his name to "U.SUCK" and that drove me up the wall. I knew my skills with Meta Knight were not the greatest so I changed to my previous main, King Dedede. From then on I continued to 1-2 stock the guy for the next 5 rounds.
The guy was obviously not enjoying this as he switched over to Little Mac after losing once. He switched back to Captain Falcon on the last round but that did not save him.
- Players that change to Jigglypuff after winning
I was having a tough time fighting this one opponent (they played Captain Falcon) and they destroyed me without losing 1 health. This didn't add in the fact there was noticeable lag and spikes throughout the match. This went on for 2 matches of my *** being kicked but that was fine, I was practising anyway.
The 3rd match started the the guy changed to Jigglypuff and throughout the whole match was trying to Sing and Sleep the entire match. I personally would not have minded if he was serious about playing Jigglypuff, but I just found this my most disrespectful moment in smash. Mocking me as if I am that easy to beat.
- Opponent taunting after I Self Destruct
This one looks like a popular thing through out this thread! I usually taunt before a match starts and when my opponent taunts. Its also never to mock and to show my respect / acknowledgement. Given that I never attack someone that is in the middle of a taunt.
Given this I will taunt after defeating an opponent that taunts me for my accidental suicide.
I understand this is a legitimate game tactic...But its absolutely a method of play I hate. The match immediately becomes stale and a chore to fight. Its even worse when the match continues into SUDDEN DEATH and they win from that 1 hit.
This is the only thing that causes me to leave a match other than actually having to go.
- Opponent selecting your character after losing
(EDIT: Adding one more) My Meta Knight game has been getting better and I defeated my opponents character. They went to switch to Meta Knight next match (Which i'm guessing he thinks is OP like the Brawl version?) so it was a MK vs MK battle.
I took out his first stock through combos, smashes and gimping while he dealt around 20% to me. As soon as he respawned he jumped off stage to suicide. I don't see why he just didn't try.
Well... That's my list. Great to finally get this off my chest!