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The Infinite One
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Warning: This blog contains some mature language (even tho its censored...).
1) Weeaboo anime fangirls. You know the ones i'm talking about...the ones who spam random japanese words and phrases that they don't even know the meaning of. Things like,
"desudesudesu,"
"kawaii,"
"watashi wa stupid b**ch desu"
2) Bill O' Reilly.
3) gUrLz whU tYp liK3 dIz.
It's always the hot ones too. Shame they talk like they got a 3rd grade education tho.
4) Going to Dunkin Donuts or Subway and having to make an effort to understand wtf those middle easterns are saying.
"Wut kin cheez u wunt?"
...come again?
"Cheez? Ches? Yo wand chaysz?"
.....wtf?
"Amriken cheze yes?"
........sure. Let's go with that.
No offense.
4b) Having foreigners come up to me at my job asking me questions and not being able to understand wtf they say.
4c) My job in general.
5) Black guys who overuse the word "n*66a" to prove their hood status to their hoodrat friends.
6) White guys who overuse the word "n*66a" to try to fit in with those hoodrat black guys. I DARE you to take a trip to southwest Philly. See if you last more than 10 seconds without getting shot and jacked.
7) THIS. F**KING. SONG.
7b) My friends who spam this song around me in an attempt to piss me off.
8) Mainstream hip-hop/R&B in general. Every song sounds the same with a different hook.
8b) When friends go through my iPod full of underground hip-hop/R&B that doesn't suck and be all like "who the f*** is this? Where's the good music at? Where's the Lil Wayne, the 50 Cent and the Soulja Boy?"
8c) When I drive with my iPod hooked up and playing in the car then someone goes through it and puts on a song more mainstream and i dont even like but put on there anyway. Or they turn it off and turn the radio on. Real disrespectful >_>
9) Ignorant muhf***ers who STILL think that Brawl+ = Melee 2.0.
10) When someone thinks they're better than you at life because they owned you in a video game.
11) Cheap vodka. The s*** that smells like hand sanitizer that people drink anyway just to get wasted. Invest in some Smirnoff, not this bulls***.
12) Restaurants that have fountains with like 7 sodas and only 1 drink that's non-carbonated like iced tea or lemonade.
13) Music award shows on MTV or BET. They're rigged beyond belief.
14) When my blue jeans bleed on my Tim's or my all-whites >_<
15) Running out of toilet paper.
16) When my old roommate blasted his loud a** heavy metal without considering wtf I was doing.
17) Racism.
18) The welfare system. Seriously...wtf is $301 per month gonna do for somebody?
19) Having to pay $50 just to keep my laptop virus-free.
20) Having to buy books for college and only being able to sell them back for 1/4th the price I paid for them.
21) Going to a game store to sell games and only getting like a quarter for each game I trade in.
22) All these silly theories about when the world is gonna end.
23) Applying for 10+ jobs and being turned down by each one >_>
24) Guys who wear stupid tight jeans. If your bulge is in plain sight, that s*** ain't cool.
25) Skinny guys who wear XXXL shirts or larger. If your shirt looks like a nightgown, go die in a fire.
25b) Chubby girls who wear M shirts or smaller. There was this fat hooker lady around the block from me when I lived in Philly. B**ch was so fat and she wore shirts that had her belly hangin down to her ankles. I swear it looked like she was about to trip on her belly button. Girls who wear extra-smedium shirts and let their belly hang out but still think they look cute need a boot to the head. Nobody wants to see that s***, and no dude is gonna bang you except for that one Quagmire-lookin' gigolo who lives 2 houses down and needs a quick fix.
26) People who tell me I look like Jaleel White aka that dude who played Steve Urkel. He's cool and everything but d**n I get that ALL THE TIME.
27) People who think Pokemon are real. Yes, whack-jobs like these exist. And they're more common than you think.
28) Furries. Sorry...but you guys/girls creep me the hell out.
29) Blue. Balls. Fellas...if you've never experienced it, you don't want to. Nothing is worse than a girl who doesn't finish what she starts. >_<
I'll think of more later.
tl;dr version: random black guy rants about stupid s***.
Warning: This blog contains some mature language (even tho its censored...).
1) Weeaboo anime fangirls. You know the ones i'm talking about...the ones who spam random japanese words and phrases that they don't even know the meaning of. Things like,
"desudesudesu,"
"kawaii,"
"watashi wa stupid b**ch desu"
2) Bill O' Reilly.
3) gUrLz whU tYp liK3 dIz.
It's always the hot ones too. Shame they talk like they got a 3rd grade education tho.
4) Going to Dunkin Donuts or Subway and having to make an effort to understand wtf those middle easterns are saying.
"Wut kin cheez u wunt?"
...come again?
"Cheez? Ches? Yo wand chaysz?"
.....wtf?
"Amriken cheze yes?"
........sure. Let's go with that.
No offense.
4b) Having foreigners come up to me at my job asking me questions and not being able to understand wtf they say.
4c) My job in general.
5) Black guys who overuse the word "n*66a" to prove their hood status to their hoodrat friends.
6) White guys who overuse the word "n*66a" to try to fit in with those hoodrat black guys. I DARE you to take a trip to southwest Philly. See if you last more than 10 seconds without getting shot and jacked.
7) THIS. F**KING. SONG.
7b) My friends who spam this song around me in an attempt to piss me off.
8) Mainstream hip-hop/R&B in general. Every song sounds the same with a different hook.
8b) When friends go through my iPod full of underground hip-hop/R&B that doesn't suck and be all like "who the f*** is this? Where's the good music at? Where's the Lil Wayne, the 50 Cent and the Soulja Boy?"
8c) When I drive with my iPod hooked up and playing in the car then someone goes through it and puts on a song more mainstream and i dont even like but put on there anyway. Or they turn it off and turn the radio on. Real disrespectful >_>
9) Ignorant muhf***ers who STILL think that Brawl+ = Melee 2.0.
10) When someone thinks they're better than you at life because they owned you in a video game.
11) Cheap vodka. The s*** that smells like hand sanitizer that people drink anyway just to get wasted. Invest in some Smirnoff, not this bulls***.
12) Restaurants that have fountains with like 7 sodas and only 1 drink that's non-carbonated like iced tea or lemonade.
13) Music award shows on MTV or BET. They're rigged beyond belief.
14) When my blue jeans bleed on my Tim's or my all-whites >_<
15) Running out of toilet paper.
16) When my old roommate blasted his loud a** heavy metal without considering wtf I was doing.
17) Racism.
18) The welfare system. Seriously...wtf is $301 per month gonna do for somebody?
19) Having to pay $50 just to keep my laptop virus-free.
20) Having to buy books for college and only being able to sell them back for 1/4th the price I paid for them.
21) Going to a game store to sell games and only getting like a quarter for each game I trade in.
22) All these silly theories about when the world is gonna end.
23) Applying for 10+ jobs and being turned down by each one >_>
24) Guys who wear stupid tight jeans. If your bulge is in plain sight, that s*** ain't cool.
25) Skinny guys who wear XXXL shirts or larger. If your shirt looks like a nightgown, go die in a fire.
25b) Chubby girls who wear M shirts or smaller. There was this fat hooker lady around the block from me when I lived in Philly. B**ch was so fat and she wore shirts that had her belly hangin down to her ankles. I swear it looked like she was about to trip on her belly button. Girls who wear extra-smedium shirts and let their belly hang out but still think they look cute need a boot to the head. Nobody wants to see that s***, and no dude is gonna bang you except for that one Quagmire-lookin' gigolo who lives 2 houses down and needs a quick fix.
26) People who tell me I look like Jaleel White aka that dude who played Steve Urkel. He's cool and everything but d**n I get that ALL THE TIME.
27) People who think Pokemon are real. Yes, whack-jobs like these exist. And they're more common than you think.
28) Furries. Sorry...but you guys/girls creep me the hell out.
29) Blue. Balls. Fellas...if you've never experienced it, you don't want to. Nothing is worse than a girl who doesn't finish what she starts. >_<
I'll think of more later.
tl;dr version: random black guy rants about stupid s***.
