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The_Altrox's Brawl Tier of Manliness
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Pelikinesis
Smash Journeyman
Explain Yourself (wait why won't Smashboards let me do all caps?)
justaway12
Smash Master
against the rules.
Pelikinesis
Smash Journeyman
awwww, but how am I supposed to express myself without using all caps?
no, seriously, why Ness? Or do you just want to throw it out there for shock value? I mean, PK Thunder looks like a sperm cell, but that just means that when he recovers he impregnates himself, so I hope that's not one of your reasons.
no, seriously, why Ness? Or do you just want to throw it out there for shock value? I mean, PK Thunder looks like a sperm cell, but that just means that when he recovers he impregnates himself, so I hope that's not one of your reasons.
justaway12
Smash Master
To express yourself use this
or this 
(if you're really mad)I think he just likes ness or has somehow never heard of the FALCON PAWNCH or the knee
The furosious robot has left
Smash Journeyman
Pit is too low.
Marth does not approve.
Marth does not approve.
Vorguen
Smash Champion
Ness is not manly at all. I have never heard of a manly kid who uses a yo-yo.
PsychoIncarnate
The Eternal Will of the Swarm
Ah ok. I thought it was pretty wierd.
It just seemed like some people in here incorrectly stated that he had.
Pelikinesis
Smash Journeyman
wow. Post count is LITERALLY over 9000.
EDIT:
I just realized that Psycho Incarnate probably gets that ALOT. Mybads.
EDIT:
I just realized that Psycho Incarnate probably gets that ALOT. Mybads.
Obviously you have never played Earthbound, Ness is even manlier than DK, and his main weapon is a bat not a yo-yo, so...you know.
justaway12
Smash Master
Obviously you never used falcon punch, the knee or seen this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_33Ih_rgy78. can your precious ness blow that much up?
I'm not going to discuss anything with you.
Sonic Phantom
Smash Cadet
Captain Falcon is just to manly: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/479392
justaway12
Smash Master
Ok seriously then how can ness be the manliest since you never explained?
@Sonic phantom:I was actually going to put that up as well but i decided to stick to the classic.
Ness and his friends (all kids), defeated the ultimate evil being Giygas by traveling to the past as robots (cause the human body would get destroyed), now tell me, if a kid like that have the balls to do that, doesn't he deserve to be called manly?
justaway12
Smash Master
There's always an ultimate evil in games (well not always but you know what i mean) I belive he isn't a coward obviously but not as manly as others
e.g.
Mario: constintly risks his life to save the princess in mario galaxy
he saved the entire universe
they had to stop somone from destroying the universe
Fire emblem: In radient dawn Ike
defeated a goddess.
Kid icarus: He
rescued a goddess and defeated Medusa.
Sonic: constantly tries to save the world.
F-zero:
Is a racer and also a bounty hunter, hunting very powerful aliens like the alien in the video clip I showed you.
Yes, but you forgot that Ness is the youngest of all.
justaway12
Smash Master
It doesn't really matter if he's a kid it just matter on what he did even if it was what about being a kid what baby mario and luigi?It doesn't mean mario and luigi should be top and what about lucas and young/toon link.
Rawnie
Smash Champion
Lol Peach should be in the Very manly Rank ^^
The furosious robot has left
Smash Journeyman
Just please move pit up. You really have no honor if you put him that low.
Sgt. Baker
Smash Ace
Ganon should just be higher than Boozer...but that's cause I'm biased
You fight for both Marth AND Pit.
Have you ever checked out the LGBT Smashers thread in The Pool Room?
The_Altrox
Smash Lord
lol wut? Somebody's gotta be bottom. If I moved Zelda to bottom, somebody would complain about Zelda. Not everybody wins. And what honor? This list doesn't involve honor. If you don't like it, go make your own list
justaway12
Smash Master
I don't think anyone would mind if peach was bottom even though she has bob-ombs most of the time they're turnips with a childish smile and let's not forget peach bomber, up-tilt, her final smash and la-la-la-la-la-la (I love that taunt ) you have to admit she is the girliest AND she has this
The_Altrox
Smash Lord
That's why she's low. But the bomb-ombs are the heaviest fire power, and she plucks them like carrots. You don't see Snake do that
justaway12
Smash Master
But what are the chances of actually getting them out of all the turnips and Mr.saturns besides you can't compare peachs turnips to anything they're just to good, snakes grenades are pretty close tough.
The_Altrox
Smash Lord
Again, that's why Peach isn't high. But the bomb-ombs are significant.
The_Altrox
Smash Lord
btw, I really hope this thread didn't get two stars because people are upset that their favotrite character wasn't higher. Cause that would be lame, yo.
justaway12
Smash Master
But nanas got a hammer (a very manly hammer), Zeldas got fireballs and can turn into a ninja and can you really think pokemon trainer is unmanly because of his voice?
BTW it was 1 star before but don't blame me this is acctually a quite fun.
The_Altrox
Smash Lord
I think PT is unmanly because he has the mindset of a child, and he doesn't have the balls like Olimar to go on the field. I'm sure his pokemanz get nervous when he's yelling at them.
as for Zelda, fireballs are neutral. The only really redeeming thing is her Down B.
Nana has a hammer, which puts her up some, but she isn't extremely manly at all...
PrepareYourself
Smash Ace
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PT has three balls. Gotta admit that's pretty manly
justaway12
Smash Master
What about Zelda's lighting kick that's cool and what makes you think PT has the mindset of a child?
EDIT:Listen to Prepare Yourself he/she knows what he's talking about
The furosious robot has left
Smash Journeyman
There, I DID make my own listI'm gonna put it out first, then explain. If you didn't read the title, it's a tier based on each character's manliness. You might be surprised at Marth's positioning, but I'll explain. I'm only doing the characters. No AT's or anything like that.
MANLINESS TIER
Chuck Norris Rank
Captain Falcon
Snake
Ike
Very Manly Rank
Bowser
Ganondorf
King Dedede
Lucario
Rather Manly Rank
Charizard
Wario
Donkey Kong
Marth
Luigi
Wolf
Somewhat Manly
Meta Kinght
Kirby
Falco
Mr. Game & Watch
Jigglypuff
Olimar
Mario
Link
Meh Rank
Fox
Samus
R.O.B.
Zero Suit Samus
Pit
Shiek
Ivysaur
Sonic
Almost Womanly Rank
Toon Link
Ness
Diddy Kong
Squitle
Pikachu
Lucas
Yoshi
Popo
Peach
Pokemon Trainer
Nana
NOT AT ALL RANK
Zelda
Explanations!!!
Captain Falcon: Have you not seen Falcon Punch? Have You not seen the knee? This guy is the epitome of man, and I don't wanna hear about priority, or any of that crap, cause he is the guy. Deal haterz.
Snake: Pretty badass. If it weren't for Falcon, he'd be top... It always seems like he doesn't quite cut it on any Brawl tier list...
Ike: Simply because you'll get no sympathy from him. Not to mention he uses a two handed sword in one hand. The guy is a god in human form.
Bowser: Spikey shell, and flame will make the manliest of men pee themselves. He even get's a suicide move. THAT'S PURE DEVOTION TO YOUR JOB PEOPLE! Dying for what you love to do is pretty extreme. And manly.
Ganondorf: Warlock Punch outs him pretty high. Not to mention he chooses not to use his sword but fight with his bare hands. See Bowser on suicide moves.
King Dedede: Hammers are just cool. They represent manly sterotypes like building things. The King also has lots of girth which is really muscle he choose to where humbly. That's pretty cool if ya ask me.
Lucario: The little guy seems out of place among heavy weights. But considering part of his game is taking damage to get stronger is pretty tough. Aura makes a little booy into a big man.
Charizard: You think your tough crushing a can on your head? Try crushing a boulder on your head son, and then you can talk.
Wario: He's a pure man. He does what he wants when he wants too, and farts in public without caring... okay, that last part might constitute for him being childish. He also looses points for eating his bike. While that seems hardcore, it is absolutely disgusting that he eats his pride and joy like that. Shameful.
Donkey Kong: A muscular ape wearing a tie but not under the man's control is a pretty big statement. Pure power FTW!!!
Marth: I can explain this!!! People say Marth isn't manly, but they're liars!!! Even the guy who made those youtube videos about Brawling like a man. Why is Marth manly? Well, first off, look at his fiance (no pic
See this Machoke? You know what the belt is for? Pokedex says it's very heavy so he doesn't go out of contol. Marth's tiarra is similar. It keeps his manliness at normal level. In fact, when Marth Final smash's the tiarra moves a little off his head (no pic again) and he OHKO's the opponent. If you don't think that's manly, get help. Now.
Luigi: Mustache. It's better than Mario's. There. Said and done.
Wolf: He's pretty manly, and his voice is sweet. The eye patch though can be interpreted two ways though. On one hand, it can be seen as asweet pirate like clothing. On the other hand, it's like a soap opera guy's eyepatch... NOT MANLY! So he loses score.
Meta Kinght: The voice is cool, but his brokeness kills his score some. Still a pretty tough guy. Respect him.
Kirby: He's sphere shaped. Sphere shaped things are manly. And he carries a hammer. See Dedede on why that's important.
Falco: He's passionate about his bread. And real men are very passionate about they're food. Plus, he's got a brooklyn accent.
Mr. Game & Watch: He has the word "Mr." in his name, implying manliness. But I can't really go into depth on this one.
Jigglypuff: She's sphere shaped like Kirby. And she does what she wants like Wario. But she loses points because she cries when she gets smashed out.
Olimar: You know what's manly? Being a general. Being able to control your soldiers is repectable. Olimar takes it to the next level. He fights with his pikmin and suffers with them. Hardcore.
Mario: Average Joe really. Still pretty tough. And he get's a cape, and capes are cool.
Link: Knows how to use a sword and bombs. Pretty experienced dude. Give that guy a klondike bar.
Fox: He really isn't outstanding. He's just kinda there now on this tier and the Brawl Tier. Sorry Fox mains.
Samus: Seriously, she's tough. You gotta have balls of some sort to wear a suit like that. But she's still a girl, so she loses points.
R.O.B.: Not really a man at all. But has qualities. Laser beams are pretty nice point wise.
Zero Suit Samus: Loses points for that sexy, revealing skin-tight suit, but she is pretty hardcore in what she does along with high tier characters on thsi list. If she wore more clothes, she might be higher.
Pit:He can fly, he has 2 daggers that alternate as a bow, he commands an army, and he does all that before becoming an adult!
Shiek: Pretty hardcore as well, but nothing special. Not much to say here.
Ivysaur: Flowers are usually not manly. But he looks mean in the face, so I give credit.
Sonic: Seriously, if your gonna gloat like taht Sonic, at least know how to doggy paddle or something. Ego is pretty big for a guy who can't swim.
Toon Link: Has Linkl qualities, but less of them. Give him a few years, and then maybe...
Ness: Nice toys, but he's still a little kid with a whiney voice. Maybe when your older.
Diddy Kong: He uses lots of bananas. and you know what that implies...
Squitle: Not that he isn't manly, but he really has little going for him. But He does some tough stuff even though he's little.
Pikachu: Relies too much on lighting. Maybe if he wasn't so cute, he'd be a bit higher.
Lucas: See Ness. But he's worse. And I swear, don't talk to me about the Mother 3 story line, because I don't want to hear it.
Yoshi: Though he eats things live, he lays eggs. Men should not lay eggs. I like Yoshi, but he's low...
Popo: Though he has a hammer, he relies to much on Nana... who is a girl.
Peach: The dress, voice, and using her butt in such a sexy manner of attacking takes her point value. But she gains some back by being able to handle bomb-ombs: Bombs that make Link's bombs look like pop rocks.
Pokemon Trainer: Though he's a general like Olimar, he doesn't fight with them. Not cool. Also, his American voice bugs me. If he kept the Japanese voice, he'd be higher.
Nana: Behind every great man is a great woman. But this isn't a womanly tier. So Nana is pretty far down, even with the hammer.
Zelda: Nothing redeeming except her down B.
Opinions? I am biased and am a pit hater.
Pelikinesis
Smash Journeyman
It is amazing how sarcastic I was being when I suggested that people make their own manliness tier lists.
This is why I can't have nice things.
This is why I can't have nice things.
Scott!
Smash Lord
DISCLAIMER: Don't take this seriously. I didn't.
Zelda isn't totally non-manly. While she should be pretty low, she does have a few things going for her. First, Shiek, which has been covered already. Also, side B and Uair. Zelda makes fire. Fire is manly. Explosions are manly. Thus, Zelda has manly moves. But that's about it.
PT is not manly. He forces wild animals into his submission and makes them do his dirty work. He's a coward at heart who doesn't even deserve to be anywhere near as high as Marth or Pit.
Ness is pretty manly. Not top tier, but definitely decently high. He smacks people in the face with a baseball bat. Both baseball and violence are manly, and thus Ness has an incredibly manly move. Also, in a game filled mostly with adults and beasts, he's just a child. And all he fights with are toys and his mind. While yo-yos aren't manly on their own, the fact that Ness can fight with them makes them, and thus him, pretty manly.
Note: My Ness arguments can be modified to fit Lucas. Change the bat to a stick, and yo-yo to rope snake. This would imply that Lucas is about as manly as Ness. However, this is as far from the truth as possible. Lucas is about as unmanly as they come. Exhibit A: See Subspace. Lucas is a little coward who runs and falls down. He needs Ness to save him. (This only augments Ness's manliness.) Also, He has a taunt where he trips and falls down. Seriously, in a game plagued by tripping already, doing it intentionally is an unmanly as you can be. Only his Upsmash saves him from PT and Peach Tier.
Zelda isn't totally non-manly. While she should be pretty low, she does have a few things going for her. First, Shiek, which has been covered already. Also, side B and Uair. Zelda makes fire. Fire is manly. Explosions are manly. Thus, Zelda has manly moves. But that's about it.
PT is not manly. He forces wild animals into his submission and makes them do his dirty work. He's a coward at heart who doesn't even deserve to be anywhere near as high as Marth or Pit.
Ness is pretty manly. Not top tier, but definitely decently high. He smacks people in the face with a baseball bat. Both baseball and violence are manly, and thus Ness has an incredibly manly move. Also, in a game filled mostly with adults and beasts, he's just a child. And all he fights with are toys and his mind. While yo-yos aren't manly on their own, the fact that Ness can fight with them makes them, and thus him, pretty manly.
Note: My Ness arguments can be modified to fit Lucas. Change the bat to a stick, and yo-yo to rope snake. This would imply that Lucas is about as manly as Ness. However, this is as far from the truth as possible. Lucas is about as unmanly as they come. Exhibit A: See Subspace. Lucas is a little coward who runs and falls down. He needs Ness to save him. (This only augments Ness's manliness.) Also, He has a taunt where he trips and falls down. Seriously, in a game plagued by tripping already, doing it intentionally is an unmanly as you can be. Only his Upsmash saves him from PT and Peach Tier.
Baby Mario fought against another baby, Lucas fought against his brother, and Toon Link against Ganondorf, those enemies can't be compared to the awesome Giygas.
justaway12
Smash Master
Mario didn't only beat a baby in partners of time and ganondorf is the king of DARKNESS and weilder of the triforce of POWER he can be compared to Giygas and possibly overpass him.
@Scott!: If it appers i'm taking it seriously sometimes I don't it's just how I write.
Well, I don't really know about Mario, Ganondorf can be the king of evil, but Giygas is an entire dimension of evil.