Which character in all of the Smash Bros games would you say has THE worst representation of what they should be? I'm gonna have to go with Samus above every other character since she is so classic and very important to Nintendo's character line-up.
REALLY? Who designed Samus for these games? Have they even played Metroid?! I want to seriously cry about it... It's not that people can't wreck with her, it's that NONE of Samus' moves are faithfully represented from her games... When does she really use a flame thrower? When do you ever use so many melee attacks in a Metroid game? When does she jump up and use an inverted drill kick? That looks ********! Why can't she use ball form more like she can in her games? When does her charge beam EVER look like it does in Smash Bros? Why are her missles so useless? Why don't we get ice beam or nova beam or ANYTHING FROM HER GAMES? Come to think of it, WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE HER PED SUIT OR ANY OF HER SUITS FROM HER GAMES!!!!???? Link, Zelda, and Gannon all have their Twilight Princess look, why doesn't Samus have her Corruption look? It's a simple costume change! Why can't she use Phazon??? Her grapple beam should damage shields like it actually does or even drain energy like it actually does. Her final smash should be Hyper Mode if anything!
HOLLLLY CRRRAP I CAN'T STAND IT!!!! WHY IS SHE SOOOOO SLOW????? WHHYYYY???!!! Have you ever played Super Metroid? She's so fast that she can RUN THROUGH WALLS! She's also very acrobatic, especially in the Prime series! I mean, she wears an organic suit of armor built by the most powerful race of beings in the universe!!! Why would it make her slow? She has Chozo blood and Metroid DNA in her body and she has the X Parasite and she's freakin laced with phazon!!!
Nintendo, WHY? I'm gonna write and publish a book just about how annoyed I am with Samus NOT being Samus in Smash Bros... I mean the game sells more than anything on earth, you could at least rep your characters right...
REALLY? Who designed Samus for these games? Have they even played Metroid?! I want to seriously cry about it... It's not that people can't wreck with her, it's that NONE of Samus' moves are faithfully represented from her games... When does she really use a flame thrower? When do you ever use so many melee attacks in a Metroid game? When does she jump up and use an inverted drill kick? That looks ********! Why can't she use ball form more like she can in her games? When does her charge beam EVER look like it does in Smash Bros? Why are her missles so useless? Why don't we get ice beam or nova beam or ANYTHING FROM HER GAMES? Come to think of it, WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE HER PED SUIT OR ANY OF HER SUITS FROM HER GAMES!!!!???? Link, Zelda, and Gannon all have their Twilight Princess look, why doesn't Samus have her Corruption look? It's a simple costume change! Why can't she use Phazon??? Her grapple beam should damage shields like it actually does or even drain energy like it actually does. Her final smash should be Hyper Mode if anything!
HOLLLLY CRRRAP I CAN'T STAND IT!!!! WHY IS SHE SOOOOO SLOW????? WHHYYYY???!!! Have you ever played Super Metroid? She's so fast that she can RUN THROUGH WALLS! She's also very acrobatic, especially in the Prime series! I mean, she wears an organic suit of armor built by the most powerful race of beings in the universe!!! Why would it make her slow? She has Chozo blood and Metroid DNA in her body and she has the X Parasite and she's freakin laced with phazon!!!
Nintendo, WHY? I'm gonna write and publish a book just about how annoyed I am with Samus NOT being Samus in Smash Bros... I mean the game sells more than anything on earth, you could at least rep your characters right...