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[XACE-K]

^ Nope
< Is bigger, faster, and stronger too. I'm the first member of the DK crew.
v Is a Captain Falcon imatator

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

^ Is it that obvious?!
< YEHS!
V SHOW ME YA MOVES!

 

[Kinzer]

^ Needs help differentiating the imagenary world and the real world.

< Tries to show his moves, but being out of school and not having gone to the gym in over three monthes = fail.

V Is probably somewhere near the same situation.

 

[XACE-K]

^ Haha loser.
< Not near the same situation
> The greatest mysteries of SWF are that way.
v Will believe the above statement.

 

[Deleted member]

^ Agreed.
< Will bring the Triforce of Wisdom to protect self.
> Is going that way.
v If you don't hear from me in a month, send help.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

^ Has 911 on speed dial if such a thing does occur.
< Uses the Triforce of power instead of Wisdom.
> Already explored it.
V So have you

 

[Deleted member]

^ Yep.
< Just got back.
> Nothing interesting: Just a genie's lamp, Jimi Hendrix's lost "Black Gold" tapes, and a Holy Grail.
v Reports something interesting.

 

[Frown]

^ True.
< I'm not sure, but I think it's XACE-K's birthday.

This guy:

V Agrees?

 

[XACE-K]

^ So close
< Birthday is tomorrow. F*** YEAH!!!!
> Hey wall, tomorrow's my birthday!!!
v You're invited and so is everybody else who posts after me on this page.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

^ AWESOME I'M INVITED
< SO IS MY PET BIRDY
V Next poster is a poster

 

[XACE-K]

^ F*** YEAH!!
< I'M A POSTER
> I'm talking to a wall...
v Yes, I'll calm down.

 

[Deleted member]

^ WOO! I'M GOING TO HIS PARTY!
< Wait, you'll give me the address, right?
> Will die.
v Is someone else.

 

[Frown]

^ A baron of Sonic.
< WOO! I'M GONNA PARTY!
> That thing that scrolls the page.
V Invited to the party.

 

[The Black Glove]

^ Is a party animal
< wants to party to.
v would rather play Brawl.

 

[Charizard92]

^ oh so true
< not a real social person
V don't try it!

 

[The Black Glove]

^ Try what?
< is trying it.
v Knows what < he's trying to try

 

[Frown]

^^ Falco knows what you shouldn't try.
^ Smash n00b
< Thinks Falco is the only cool space animal.
V Agrees.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

^ Wolf disagrees.
< So do I.
V Agrees to disagree.

 

[XACE-K]

^ lolwut?
< my head hurts
V YES!!!

 

[Frown]

^ YEASZ!!!!
< Will be 17 in less than 7 months.
V Is American.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

^ Yep...
< The Tower of Lost souls, is in fact, located in the U.S.
V Is Anti-American

 

[Autydragoon]

^just don't tell the feds
<Uh oh there here
V Loves America (play along)

 

[Frown]

^ Loves America
< Eats this every day:

Seriously.

V Thinks Filmjölk looks disgusting.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

^ *pukes*
< ....*pukes again*
V Also pukes.

 

[Frown]

^ I obviously not Swedish.
< MMMMMM
V Wants a bowl of filmjölk right now! (It's milk that tastes sour)

 

[Iron Thorn]

^ Sour milk is nasty, no.
< Likes cannoli
V Has gotten a cannoli from a Philadelphia bakery

 

[The Black Glove]

^ would rather have sweet milk
< has never been to Philidelphia.
v has been somewhere.

 

[Frown]

^ Wrong
< I have never been anywhere.
V Has never played Spore.

 

[Iron Thorn]

^ I want that plush with butts for eyes.
< loves VGCats
V Has seen that strip

 

[The Black Glove]

^ weirding me out.
< admits he wants one of those plushies too.
v will pay for our plushies

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

^ Keep dreaming
< Selfishly buys his own plushie.
V Will buy me another plushie.

 

[The Black Glove]

^ Aw.... I wanted a plushie
< makes a plushie from playdough. When you squeeze it, the butts poop!
v Is probably grossed out by the pooping playdough plushie.

 

[Iron Thorn]

^ But what happens when the playdough runs out?
< Ate playdough as a kid
V will reveal an embarassing childhood confession

 

[The Black Glove]

^ You refill it I guess.
< Once sleepwalked into Parent's closet and used it as a latrine
v will share a worse confession.

 

[XACE-K]

^ Maybe
< Has watched "certain things" before. Parents would most likely not approve.
v Wants to guess what this "certain thing" is

 

[The Black Glove]

^ Probably saw porn
< avoids porn
v had better avoid porn too.

 

[Frown]

^ True.
< Avoids porn too.
V Loves porn.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

^ No.
< Gets made fun of for not loving porn, and probably shouldn't be posting on this matter for you guys might be joking about avoiding porn.
V Is in the same predicament

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

^ Yep. We're like two peas in a pod...
< Is getting stared at suspiciously.
V Secretly loves porn. No matter how much they deny it.

 

[The Black Glove]

^ looks guilty.
< decides to change the subject.
v Likes to roleplay.