I have seen Kraven The Hunter and I am a changed man. So, without spoilers, here are my thoughts…..
1. The movie is about a Russian family who loves to hunt. A father and his 2 sons. Each person had a distinct personality and skill set. I liked that. It felt fresh for a CBM.
2. The movie definitely earned its R rating due to blood and gore. Some of the kills are quite cool and creative. I liked that. Again, a CBM doing something fresh is always nice.
3. The ADR (automated dialogue replacement) is so poorly done that the mouths had to have AI move the lips (you can tell because the lips get blurry) to kinda match the words. Other times, when the characters faced away from the camera, the tone and speed of voices changed completely mid conversation. It’s as if the actors clearly came back in on a different day to record over half of the conversation. You can really tell that Sony didn’t like huge amounts of the dialogue.
4. There is a very powerful bad guy in the movie who kills people by counting numbers. Thankfully, I’m bad at math, so I’d be immune to his fighting style.
5. The Rhino (holy be thy name), who was clearly designed for the PlayStation 2, is a drug addict. He keeps bags of liquid drugs in his child sized backpack to consume when times get tough. In his human form, he hisses like a cat when he gets frustrated. Whats even more crazy? He’s best character in the movie by far. Oh btw, if any of you have seen Face Off (1997), The Rhino actor is the same guy who plays
Pollux Troy.
6. There are small things in the movie that show Sony simply doesn’t care about details. Example 1: there is a scene where Kraven is in a fierce Russian snow storm. Not one piece of snow touches his clothes or hair and you cant see his breath exit his mouth. Example 2: 2 ladies are in the middle of a savanna and it’s crazy windy. They sit down and begin to play cards. The cards don’t move despite the bushes, trees, grass and their hair blowing all around. Again, it’s minor, but it’s so obvious.
7. Kraven is an animal lover but ends up killing animals.
8. Some of the dialogue is so terrible it actually insults the intellect of the viewer. “My grandmother died a few weeks later. I never saw her again.” lmao no **** you never saw her again. She died!!!!!
9. There is no mid or end credit scene. Once the movie is done, it’s done.
10. My SSU ranking for now:
1. Venom: The Last Dance (2024)
2. Venom (2018)
3. Morbius (2022)
4. Venom: Let there be Carnage (2021)
5. Kraven The Hunter (2024)
6. A boiling cup of 47 day old beaver poop.
7. Madame Web (2024)