Ok, so the dream starts really normal. I am at the reception of college, about to check my payment. Sadly, It seems that I need to pay 75€ for It (the most unrealistic part of the dream) and I have two weeks. I think to myself "no big deal, I get a temporal job at that one comic book store and get the 75€ in the first week".
There's a quick montage and all of me working there and I go out with the 75€.
Suddenly, the TV on a bar nearby starts showing the news: "We have last hour news. The world has entered a crisis, and the biggest Powerhouses in the world are in need of money. There have been really recent reports that a 19 years old boy from the Canary Islands has become the only person in the world with 75€.
It then cuts to an interview with Mario saying "You know how much-a money I have lost from getting attacked by everyone-a? I'm gonna get dat Jaydee (everyone but my IRL friends call me like that in the dream) and take those 75€ no matter the cost-a".
I get very scared, but then I think to myself "nah, It shouldn't be a big deal".
So I take a van driven by John Wick, and we go direction to college (which for some reason was at the south of the island in my dream). We get to around a part in the desert when suddenly we get attacked by military jets and a tank. They turn out to be the Decepticons, and Megatron comes in saying while trying to shoot the van "WHEN I GET THOSE 75€, CYBERTRON WILL SHINE BACK TO GREATNESS, HUAHAHA!".
The van gets shot and derails off the track, but somehow I survive and find at some kilometers away a really Big hotel with a cantine, so I get there walking while the Decepticons are distracted looking for my body and the 75€.
I get inside the big hotel and go to the cantine, I see Jonesy, Ash Williams and Sephiroth drinking Coke and making bets about the Game Awards, while Batman and Superman are sitting somewhere else doing a Super Café skit. Sephiroth notices me and asks me to sit with them.
He tells me "I'm not here to kill you because unlike the rest of this world I don't really need those 75€, but I must tell you that if you really wanna get through this big mess, you will seriously have to fight for It", to which Jonesy replies "I bet my Smash Bros Game Awards reveal that he doesn't make It out Alive" to which Ash Williams replies "don't be so confident Fortnite-boy".
Suddenly Tifa, Aerith and Barret enter the cantine, but they aren't the FFVII versions, instead the Machinabridged ones. Tifa is all like "Yo, where the hell is that boy!? I need those 75€ to rebuild that goddam pinball machine!!", to which Aerith replies "how are we gonna make him give the 75€ out?" and Barret replies "by killing him". Aerith says "but killing is bad =(" to which Tifa replies "is there any better alternative in a world where the global economy relies on a freaking 19 years old with 75€!!!??" and Aerith says "... Idk".
Sephiroth asks me to remain well hidden, as he feels their plan may easily backfire without me doing anything. I don't remember what happens Next, but at one point Tifa says "You know... Transformers 2 was actually a good movie if you ask me" to which the entire cantine replies with a face of disgust and start going berserk over It. Ash Williams tells me "aprovecha el bug Jaydee" (which is an expression online to basically say Carpe Diem) so I sneak outside the cantina, and notice that there's a metro station which leads to the college directly.
The scene then cuts out to my IRL friends alongside
Noipoi
and
osby
(I recognized them because Noipoi had blue hair and my friends constantly refered to them as the Smashboards guys) talking at college about how scared they are regarding my situation and praying that somehow I make It out alive. They were eating a pepperonni pizza and really far away, my college stalker was listening, and giving out an Evil look.
So then we cut back to me, and I'm finally at the metro station. I order a ticket for college and then I just have to wait until the Train arrives. Suddenly I hear some Wild West music and the stalker appears, claiming she is gonna get Revenge on me or something like that. I then reply "What are you gonna do? Release the goddam Phantom Thieves on me!?" an suddenly the lyricless version of Life Will Change starts playing and would you know, the freaking Phantom Thieves appear and start trying to unleash their Personas on me.
Ann says "when we get those 75€, we will be able to eat at that expensive restaurant again", and Morgana continues that by saying "...and we will eat more of that delicious shushi!".
So I'm there, trying to dodge everything the Phantom Thieves throw at me, while Morgana is trying to get into my face to Scratch It entirely.
I run and run, until finally my train arrives.
I do some Matrix **** to dodge everything, and soon I am inside the Train. I get inside, my stalker looks with anger and the Phantom Thieves get sad while I look at them and Scream "SEE YA NEVER LOSERS!"
Finally, I arrive to college. My friends, Osby and Noipoi come to me and they all hug me together. I thank them all for being there hoping the best for me, and I decide to take that day free to relax from all the chaos by sleeping and all as I still had three days left. I drink with my friends and the other two and tell funny stories.
I wake up the next day, and I accidentally get the wrong building for the payment, so I go out and get moving to the right one. Suddenly, a lot of smoke starts surrounding the buildings... And all of sudden we are in Hoth.
At-Ats are approaching the buildings, shooting and everything. I try to sneak into the right building... Until I hear Darth Vader's breath. It then cuts out to a 1st person view from Darth Vader's eyes with the red filter and all, having a heat vision with which he locates me. I try to run away but suddenly Han Solo makes the pount I'm in get noticed with a blaster shot, to which Darth Vader reacts with a Metal Gear Solid exclamation.
Suddenly, Duel Of Fates starts playing intensely, Darth Vader uses the force to lift Up half of the buildings and throws them all at me. Somehow I survive It all by pulling some Uncharted 4 and Spider-Man PS4-level stunts. At one point, I finally find myself inside the building, the receptionist is there with a look of having seen wars in front of her eyes.
I say to her "your honor, here's the payment for the college bill". She takes the 75€ still with that look and gives me the papers. I come out from the building while a Victorious fanfare plays with everyone looking in shock.
And then the dream ends with Jonesy having that genuine shock look, and Sephiroth saying "so, about that Smash Bros reveal at the Game Awards", and after that I woke up in the middle of the night.