Game time: Post something about you that seems really freaky out of context, then provide the actual context for that factoid in an inline spoiler (or a regular spoiler tag, whichever works) to better explain it. I'll start to give you an example;
I cried over the death of Satan when I was a kid.
My big brothers were going through this edgy phase when I was younger, so they picked a lot of edgy names for their Chao in SA2B. One of them was named Satan, and unfortunately, he died, gray cocoon and all. I didn't know much about religion at the time, but I did know about proper Chao treatment (I was all about computers back in the day), so I kinda fell apart when it happened.