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[Noipoi]

Noi when he sees the gorilla exhibit at the zoo.
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Stop it I’m gonna die laughing

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Gonna make a prediction that the September Direct will NOT reveal the Smash chara


But will say "Tune in X day for a Mr.Sakurai Presents!"

Then it turns out that it's the Dread Chozo, first party purists try to rub salt in the wounds of people because it wasn't a strawman argument while people go "Damn now THAT'S what I want instead of ****ing Toad"

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

If they reveal XC3 but not the new DK I swear to ****ing god I will literally drink water.

It has to be Sparkling water and from the ****tiest brand you can find.

1 Litre Sparkling Water chug down challenge.

 

[Pokelego999]

I will never forgive myself for seeing the monkey ball announcement and thinking it was DK. I saw bananas and I lost it.

I just want the monke game made by the Galaxy team it sounds so good

Noipoi when he sees a banana at the supermarket and it isn't Donkey Kong finally releasing irl:

joke

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

And again, it’s hard to be optimistic about what they’re gonna show given past demonstrations. Smash? Cool. But it’s probably gonna be a disappointing pick. Donkey Kong? Cool. But Retro is probably not working on it so it can only be so good. Literally anything else? I mean what are the odds of them actually doing something that would make me happy? Answer honestly.

You know how to have a sour outlook on anything, I’ll give ya that much.

 

[Noipoi]

Primate: exist

Me:

IS THAT A ****ING DONKEY KONG REFERENCE?

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Primate: exist

Me:
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IS THAT A ****ING DONKEY KONG REFERENCE?

We are all ****ing DK references right now?!

We've ascended!

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Ed Asner, voice of Carl from Pixar's Up has passed at 91.

 

[CannonStreak]

Primate: exist

Me:
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IS THAT A ****ING DONKEY KONG REFERENCE?

Just about anything that is a monkey or ape is a Donkey Kong reference, huh?

 

[Pokelego999]

Primate: exist

Me:
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IS THAT A ****ING DONKEY KONG REFERENCE?

Noipoi realizing that humans are related to monkeys and that he was technically a Donkey Kong reference all along:

 

[Noipoi]

Ed Asner, voice of Carl from Pixar's Up has passed at 91.

Damn, that sucks.

But once you get to 90 and upwards, I feel like you’ve lived a full life. Especially for one as accomplished as him.

So yeah, it’s sad. But IMO it feels more like a bittersweet goodbye, than an outright tragedy. Everyone has to go someday. Going out old and happy is one of the best ways, I think.

I dunno, I’m probably not making sense.

 

[Lamperouge]

Noipoi's the kind of dude to go chasing after a balloon thinking it's an extra life.

 

[MooMew64]

Primate: exist

Me:
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IS THAT A ****ING DONKEY KONG REFERENCE?

I can relate.

Me when I see a member of the cephalopod family:

 

[Pokelego999]

Noipoi's the kind of dude to go chasing after a balloon thinking it's an extra life.

He found a barrel in the wine cellar, meaning it's definitely got to be a way to change characters irl

 

[CannonStreak]

Hey guys, wanna see a real Donkey Kong reference?

 

[dezeray112]

Ed Asner, voice of Carl from Pixar's Up has passed at 91.

That is very sad to hear.

I believe that his last voiceover work will be heard as he portrayed Carl Frederickson on Disney+'s upcoming show "Dug Days" which comes out on September 1st.

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: How the day started

VS

Spoiler: How It ended

I find this so hilarious

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Hey guys, wanna see a real Donkey Kong reference?

LET US JOIN WITH OUR MONKE BROTHERS IN DANCE!

 

[Noipoi]

I can relate.

Me when I see a member of the cephalopod family:

Finds out Pokémon are based on Animals

 

[Michael the Spikester]

That is very sad to hear.

I believe that his last voiceover work will be heard as he portrayed Carl Frederickson on Disney+'s upcoming show "Dug Days" which comes out on September 1st.

But what matters now is he's in a better place and he lived a very long life pass 90. Couldn't have asked for anything better.

 

[Pokelego999]

Finds out Pokémon are based on Animals

You mother****ers where the **** can I buy Pokeballs irl I need to catch you all to fill my Pokedex

 

[MooMew64]

Finds out Pokémon are based on Animals

I own four cats.

None of them will mug someone for me yet, but they are little fluff friends, so eh, close enough.

 

[Metal Shop X]

I feel like everything's lining up nicely for a XC3 reveal between all the updates from Monolith and rumors that have been circulating. Would easily make the whole Direct for me if we get it.

Bro I lost my **** if XC3 get reveal.

Probably will be more hype than whoever is the last character....wink wink sakurai, I know you're gonna surprise us.

 

[Noipoi]

Bro I lost my **** if XC3 get reveal.

Probably will be more hype than whoever is the last character....wink wink sakurai, I know you're gonna surprise us.

You won’t be talkin that **** when it’s Papyrus.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Ed Asner also played jolly ol' Santa in the Christmas classic that was Elf.

Damn watching it again this year during Christmas is gonna certainly feel different...

 

[Deleted member]

The last fighter is gonna be Ring Fit Trainer.

Be there or be square.

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

I've said it about my thoughts on who I want the final character to be:

New universe or Zelda newcomer. Will be disappoint if neither.

Simple thoughts for me.

 

[Lamperouge]

Mashed Potato Samurai is known for purposely lying to the fan base so the next character is obviously going to be Goku.

Also, there will be a third pass announcement. Obviously.

 

[Pokelego999]

Mashed Potato Samurai is known for purposely lying to the fan base so the next character is obviously going to be Goku.

Also, there will be a third pass announcement. Obviously.

Don't forget that bonus fighter at the end. Waluigi will be the fighter.

 

[Deleted member]

Mashed Potato Samurai is known for purposely lying to the fan base so the next character is obviously going to be Goku.

Also, there will be a third pass announcement. Obviously.

And he's gonna announce Kid Icarus Uprising 2, made in Unreal Engine 4.
Then he makes the world premiere of Disney's Meteos 2.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You know how to have a sour outlook on anything, I’ll give ya that much.

I’m just being honest. After hundreds of presentations with you getting tablescraps of tablescraps, would you then be able to be excited for the next one?

 

[Metal Shop X]

You won’t be talkin that **** when it’s Papyrus.

I won't be talkin' ****, because I be screaming wayyy too much if Papyrus somehow made it.

So either way, I win.

 

[Lamperouge]

Don't forget that bonus fighter at the end. Waluigi will be the fighter.

No, it's actually Geno.

The Mii costume was only a misdirection so we'll be completely blindsided when he's revealed as the bonus character.

 

[Noipoi]

Mashed Potato Samurai is known for purposely lying to the fan base so the next character is obviously going to be Goku.

Also, there will be a third pass announcement. Obviously.

Then he announces Ultimate 2 will hit the Switch U with all the characters intact with 50 new ones and Subspace Emissary 2 in 2025.

 

[Deleted member]

No, it's actually Geno.

The Mii costume was only a misdirection so we'll be completely blindsided when he's revealed as the bonus character.

You could even say that... You wouldn't see It coming.

That's right folks, we are getting Morgana from Super Monkey Ball as a fighter.

 

[Noipoi]

No, it's actually Geno.

The Mii costume was only a misdirection so we'll be completely blindsided when he's revealed as the bonus character.

No you idiot.

Geno is fighter 11. Get it right

 

[CannonStreak]

Honestly, if we get something Donkey Kong related in the next Direct, but there is no DK Rap in the showing, I will be ticked off.

 

[Noipoi]

Honestly, if we get something Donkey Kong related in the next Direct, but there is no DK Rap in the showing, I will be ticked off.

If there’s a new DK announced in the next direct I’ll write a new DK rap myself.

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Then he announces Ultimate 2 will hit the Switch U with all the characters intact with 50 new ones and Subspace Emissary 2 in 2025.

Pre-order right at the millisecond of release and you get a talking Sakurai doll that contains his blood!

And have a chance to win a Chicken in Sakurai's clothes!

 

[Metal Shop X]

If there’s a new DK announced in the next direct I’ll write a new DK rap myself.

THE SMASHBOARD RAP LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.