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[Wademan94]

No, I don’t want ugly character designs.

Berri from Conker is like, basically the same concept. But I think she looks okay.

Candy’s just butt ugly, dude.

Not to mention Conker is more human like than DK, so it’s considerably less icky in my opinion that they’re dating

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You really willing to die on that hill?

Yes.

Nah Candy’s ugly.

But it makes sense you’d like her, considering you have **** taste in literally everything else.

I do not have **** taste. Candy having the same body shape as DK is cursed as hell. And just because our tastes do not align does not mean one is good and one is bad.

I will say that I do not like the original nes design, but from 64 on she’s great. And that dress she wears in 2 on the GBA.

Eat your heart out Pauline.

 

[Wademan94]

Nah Candy’s ugly.

But it makes sense you’d like her, considering you have **** taste in literally everything else.

Holy **** dude, did you wake up and choose murder today?!

 

[Hadokeyblade]

This conversation makes me uncomfortable.

 

[Pokelego999]

We talking about waifu picks? Cmon guys, there is only one viable option.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

You could also try the Super Mario Bros. Movie. It depicts what would happen if the meteorite never killed the dinosaurs but instead transported them into a separate dimension.

I mean who doesn't know that movie? ;P

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Go to horny jail.

A: i’m not horny for her, i’m not a furry. I just like the design.
B: You go to prude jail.

Holy **** dude, did you wake up and choose murder today?!

Apparently. It’s a tale as old as time. Snake only likes bad things and needs to be punished for it. I’m tired of it.

 

[Noipoi]

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Eat your heart out Pauline.

Alright I was messing around with this whole Candy discourse.

But this is a legit **** take.

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Holy **** dude, did you wake up and choose murder today?!

It's Noi.

It's part of his job,

 

[PLATINUM7]

We talking about waifu picks? Cmon guys, there is only one viable option.
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Relevant with Conker characters being brought up.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

What are we talking about?

 

[Noipoi]

Just in case anyone’s wondering I’m not actually mad I just like talkin **** sometimes.

Just in case it wasn’t obvious lol

 

[Wademan94]

Candy having the same body shape as DK is cursed as hell.

I mean the design thing is subjective but having her date DK just feels icky to me as they are in-game

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Alright I was messing around with this whole Candy discourse.

But this is a legit **** take.

Of course is is. Just like always. I’m done taking this from people. Candy is cool. Pauline is not. Fight me. I’ll come out swinging and bare knuckles like a true Kong.

 

[Pokelego999]

What are we talking about?

The best waifu made of gears, whether Candy Kong is hot or not, whether anime was a mistake or not, or talking about how we'll all die one day.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Best waifu is Miriam.

Nobody can change my mind.

 

[Noipoi]

Of course is is. Just like always. I’m done taking this from people. Candy is cool. Pauline is not. Fight me. I’ll come out swinging and bare knuckles like a true Kong.

I’m not gonna fight you on your objectively wrong opinions. We’re more civilized than that.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

The best waifu made of gears, whether Candy Kong is hot or not, whether anime was a mistake or not, or talking about how we'll all die one day.

Ah. Talk about something different for once. Like Quake.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I mean the design thing is subjective but having her date DK just feels icky to me as they are in-game

Why? They’re the same age and the same species. She’s still clearly a monkey.

 

[Noipoi]

Alright topic change.

Uhhhhhhhh

Whatcha have for dinner?

 

[Shroob]

This is too much chaos.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I’m not gonna fight you on your objectively wrong opinions. We’re more civilized than that.

And yet we’re not civilized enough to banish the phrase “objective opinions” to the shadow realm where it belongs. Bully.

 

[Wademan94]

I will say this, did they really need to make Candy THIS top-heavy?

Spoiler

 

[Pokelego999]

Alright topic change.

Uhhhhhhhh

Whatcha have for dinner?

You.

Get in here now.



Ok but real talk I had Cheese and Salami Crackers

 

[PLATINUM7]

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This is too much chaos.

CHAOS!?

 

[Noipoi]

CHAOS!?

This is how Square won E3

 

[Shroob]

CHAOS!?

I'd sure love to kill chaos right about now.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I will say this, did they really need to make Candy THIS top-heavy?

Spoiler

That I will agree on to a degree. Although any woman deserves to have any size Breasts, the designers did go a little overboard there. Even Berri wasn’t that busty.

 

[Noipoi]

I'd sure love to kill chaos right about now.

That trailer was like cultural appropriation for Shadow the Hedgehog.

 

[Hadokeyblade]

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[Wademan94]

Why? They’re the same age and the same species. She’s still clearly a monkey.

I’m fine with Diddy and Dixie but like having one that’s more human-like in proportions and behavior and one that’s more animal-like those areas (at least in the games), it just feels wrong having them be confirmed dating.

 

[Pokelego999]

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That's very suspicious. Are you the sus Imposter?

 

[Shroob]

Yeah, Candy's weird.


Like, every other Kong, aside from Tiny, is very.... animal-like.


When you give them human-like properties, ****'s weird.

 

[Noipoi]

Groose should’ve been an assistant trophy

 

[Deleted member]

.......Well, I couldn’t pick a stranger time to return from my break...

So...... How yall been this fine evening?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Yeah, Candy's weird.


Like, every other Kong, aside from Tiny, is very.... animal-like.


When you give them human-like properties, ****'s weird.

Cranky. Wrinkly. Swanky. Funky. Tiny. Chunky. Need I say more? They have houses and instruments and money and can bake cakes!

 

[Shroob]

.......Well, I couldn’t pick a stranger time to return from my break...

So...... How yall been this fine evening?

We're up to monkey business.

 

[Pokelego999]

.......Well, I couldn’t pick a stranger time to return from my break...

So...... How yall been this fine evening?

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[KillerCage]

Return 2 truc

I fixed it!

 

[Noipoi]

.......Well, I couldn’t pick a stranger time to return from my break...

So...... How yall been this fine evening?

It was going alright until I caught these two morons going at it about a cartoon monkey.

I swear, I gotta get off this website.