Smashing Ramen: "Protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"
MightyP: "We need to protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"
[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Dr. Metal X trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]
Dr. Metal X: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"
[MightyP pushes the Dr. Metal X aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]
MightyP: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"
Dr. Metal X: "Let's go, let's go-"
[BLU Noipoi comes around the corner, Duxx as a battering ram in hand, charging towards MightyP and Dr. Metal X]
Noipoi: "INCOMING!"
[Noipoi smashes the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. Duxx flies out the window to be caught by TheIrepan.]
Noipoi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [screaming]"
[Dr. Metal X reaches the desk to discover the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is perfectly safe]
Dr. Metal X: [while screaming, he notices the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"
Noipoi: "-AAAAalright then."
Wademan: "Ahem."
[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Wademan, with the BLU Bakugan's corpse over one shoulder]
Wademan: "Gentlemen."
[Meet the Wademan Title Card]
[Cut back to Wademan, carrying the dead Bakugan towards the desk]
Wademan: "I see the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is safe."
MightyP: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."
Dr. Metal X: "Yeah, it is!"
Wademan: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]
Wademan: No? Then we still have a problem.
[He deposits Bakugan’s body on the desk, revealing a bloody Amelia Watson anime figure in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions]
MightyP: "...and a vtuber action figure."
[The Dr. Metal X approaches and removes the figurine]
Dr. Metal X: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scrimbo blimbos - like you!"
[The Dr. Metal X attempts to manipulate the figurine like Wademan, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it]
Dr. Metal X: "Ow! No offense."
Wademan: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [Wademan deftly retrieves the figurine and cleans it, handing it back to the Dr. Metal X] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."
Dr. Metal X: "What're you? Some simp for his Vtuber act?"
[The MightyP and Noipoi chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Dr. Metal X]
Wademan: "No... that would be Noipoi!"
[Wademan reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and Noipoi while
Right Behind You plays]
Noipoi: "What the?" [stammers out of shock and disbelief]
Wademan: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or Noipoi being a Vtuber simp will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
[The MightyP and Dr. Metal X examine the photographs. Dr. Metal X leans over and shows MightyP one photo in particular]
MightyP: Lmao.
[Noipoi frantically retrieves the photos as Wademan lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]
Noipoi: "Gimme that!"
Wademan: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."
[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the
Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Pokemon Sniper with Guh-Huzzah. He slides a Gawr Gura figurine across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sniper immediately]
Guh-Huzzah: "Sniper Down!"
[The BLU Engineer throws his microphone down and frantically reaches for his
Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Korone
Revolver. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Guh-Huzzah crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]
[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Wademan leans over the dead Bakugan, gesturing frantically.]
Wademan: "You've seen what he's done to the rest of the thread!"
[Fade to Bakugan, still alive and monitoring a roller coaster from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with his razor sharp drawing paper. A struggle ensues. Spy deftly dodges and parries Sniper’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Bakugan is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately
backstabbed (1:59).]
[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]
Wademan: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."
[Fade to the RED Spy fighting Snake, armed with a
Bonesaw made entirely of LEGO]
Snake: "Raus, raus!"
[The Spy breaks Snakes arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as Snake]
Snake: [gasps] "Nein..."
[The Spy kills the Snake with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her hat, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]
[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Wademan looks frantic]
Wademan: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"
[Wademan is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the MightyP, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Noipoi and a panicked Dr. Metal X]
Dr. Metal X: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Noipoi: "What?"
MightyP: "What? It was obvious!" [The MightyP pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."
[The MightyP and Noipoi approach the dead Spy, with The MightyP prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]
MightyP: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."
Noipoi: "So, we still got problem..."
MightyP: "Big problem..."
[The Dr. Metal X lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the MightyP and Noipoi, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily]
MightyP: All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"
[As the Dr. Metal X approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]
Moomew: "Right behind you."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the MightyP and Noipoi punctuating the beat of the tune.]
[
Petite Chou-Fleur plays]
[Fade to the scattered photos of Noipoi. Duxx arrives as the Moomew leaves, retrieves one depicting him spending $1000 on a Pokimane stream, and smiles wistfully]
Duxx: "Lmfao."
[Meanwhile, Moomew walks off with the BLU team's Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game in tow. Fade to black.]