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Which was your favorite new Pokémon revealed from the Scarlet and Violet trailer?

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TheMightyP said:
I mean, Jenny was in the crappy Super Brawl Mobile game so it's not they they completely forgot about her yet.
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Yeah but she and El Tigre, the only other character I seriously want, aren't in Nick's mainstream at all lmao
Noipoi said:
Jenny’s an all around good character but she sucks against Zoners.
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Wait no this makes my meme inaccurate
 
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MooMew64 said:
Wademan94 Wademan94 Shroob Shroob

WHY IS THE FACE SO LIFELIKE

WHY IS THE ANIMATION WHEN SHE GETS SCARED SO CLEAN

TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING AND HORRIFYING
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It’s 2046

You are at your grandson’s wedding

He’s marrying a solid light holowaifu 2600 deluxe (with extra storage space)

At one point, waifus being the future was a joke

It is now reality

You could have stopped this

You



could



Have


stopped



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Noipoi said:
It’s 2046

You are at your grandson’s wedding

He’s marrying a solid light holowaifu 2600 deluxe (with extra storage space)

At one point, waifus being the future was a joke

It is now reality

You could have stopped this

You



could



Have


stopped



This
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You assume I wouldn't be proud of the boy.

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Did what his 'ol grandpappy couldn't.
 
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Noipoi said:
It’s 2046

You are at your grandson’s wedding

He’s marrying a solid light holowaifu 2600 deluxe (with extra storage space)

At one point, waifus being the future was a joke

It is now reality

You could have stopped this

You



could



Have


stopped



This
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Why would I have grandchildren ready for marriage in 2046?

I'd be 44 years old.

Reported for inaccuracy
 
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[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes]

The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"

Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"

[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]

Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"

[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]

Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"

Scout: "Let's go, let's go-"

[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier]

Heavy: "INCOMING!"

[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room]

Heavy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [screaming]"

[The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe]

Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"

Heavy: "-AAAAalright then."

Spy: "Ahem."

[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder]

Spy: "Gentlemen."

[Meet the Spy' Title Card]

[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk]

Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."

Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Scout: "Yeah, it is!"

Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]

Spy: No? Then we still have a problem.

[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions]

Soldier: "...and a knife."

[The Scout approaches and removes the knife]

Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!"

[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it]

Scout: "Ow! No offense."

Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?"

[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout]

Spy: "No... that would be your mother!"

[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays]

Scout: "What the?" [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

Spy: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular]

Soldier: Oh!

[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]

Scout: "Gimme that!"

Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately]

Engineer: "Sentry Down!"

[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]

[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.]

Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"

[Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues. Spy deftly dodges and parries Sniper’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59).]

[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]

Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw]

Medic: "Raus, raus!"

[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic]

Medic: [gasps] "Nein..."

[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]

[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic]

Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout]

Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Heavy: "Oh!"

Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."

[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]

Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."

Heavy: "So, we still got problem..."

Soldier: "Big problem..."

[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily]

Soldier: All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"

[As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]

Spy: "Right behind you."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.]

[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]

[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully]

Spy: "Ahh... ma petit chou-fleur."

[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. Fade to black.]
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I'm afraid I had to. Note that anything insinuated here is purely for comical effect.
Smashing Ramen: "Protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"

MightyP: "We need to protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"

[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Dr. Metal X trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]

Dr. Metal X: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"

[MightyP pushes the Dr. Metal X aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]

MightyP: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"

Dr. Metal X: "Let's go, let's go-"

[BLU Noipoi comes around the corner, Duxx as a battering ram in hand, charging towards MightyP and Dr. Metal X]

Noipoi: "INCOMING!"

[Noipoi smashes the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. Duxx flies out the window to be caught by TheIrepan.]

Noipoi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [screaming]"

[Dr. Metal X reaches the desk to discover the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is perfectly safe]

Dr. Metal X: [while screaming, he notices the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"

Noipoi: "-AAAAalright then."

Wademan: "Ahem."

[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Wademan, with the BLU Bakugan's corpse over one shoulder]

Wademan: "Gentlemen."

[Meet the Wademan Title Card]

[Cut back to Wademan, carrying the dead Bakugan towards the desk]

Wademan: "I see the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is safe."

MightyP: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Dr. Metal X: "Yeah, it is!"

Wademan: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]

Wademan: No? Then we still have a problem.

[He deposits Bakugan’s body on the desk, revealing a bloody Amelia Watson anime figure in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions]

MightyP: "...and a vtuber action figure."

[The Dr. Metal X approaches and removes the figurine]

Dr. Metal X: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scrimbo blimbos - like you!"

[The Dr. Metal X attempts to manipulate the figurine like Wademan, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it]

Dr. Metal X: "Ow! No offense."

Wademan: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [Wademan deftly retrieves the figurine and cleans it, handing it back to the Dr. Metal X] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

Dr. Metal X: "What're you? Some simp for his Vtuber act?"

[The MightyP and Noipoi chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Dr. Metal X]

Wademan: "No... that would be Noipoi!"

[Wademan reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and Noipoi while Right Behind You plays]

Noipoi: "What the?" [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

Wademan: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or Noipoi being a Vtuber simp will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[The MightyP and Dr. Metal X examine the photographs. Dr. Metal X leans over and shows MightyP one photo in particular]

MightyP: Lmao.

[Noipoi frantically retrieves the photos as Wademan lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]

Noipoi: "Gimme that!"

Wademan: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Pokemon Sniper with Guh-Huzzah. He slides a Gawr Gura figurine across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sniper immediately]

Guh-Huzzah: "Sniper Down!"

[The BLU Engineer throws his microphone down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Korone Revolver. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Guh-Huzzah crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]

[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Wademan leans over the dead Bakugan, gesturing frantically.]

Wademan: "You've seen what he's done to the rest of the thread!"

[Fade to Bakugan, still alive and monitoring a roller coaster from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with his razor sharp drawing paper. A struggle ensues. Spy deftly dodges and parries Sniper’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Bakugan is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59).]

[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]

Wademan: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to the RED Spy fighting Snake, armed with a Bonesaw made entirely of LEGO]

Snake: "Raus, raus!"

[The Spy breaks Snakes arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as Snake]

Snake: [gasps] "Nein..."

[The Spy kills the Snake with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her hat, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]

[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Wademan looks frantic]

Wademan: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[Wademan is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the MightyP, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Noipoi and a panicked Dr. Metal X]

Dr. Metal X: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Noipoi: "What?"

MightyP: "What? It was obvious!" [The MightyP pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."

[The MightyP and Noipoi approach the dead Spy, with The MightyP prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]

MightyP: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."

Noipoi: "So, we still got problem..."

MightyP: "Big problem..."

[The Dr. Metal X lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the MightyP and Noipoi, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily]

MightyP: All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"

[As the Dr. Metal X approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]

Moomew: "Right behind you."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the MightyP and Noipoi punctuating the beat of the tune.]

[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]

[Fade to the scattered photos of Noipoi. Duxx arrives as the Moomew leaves, retrieves one depicting him spending $1000 on a Pokimane stream, and smiles wistfully]

Duxx: "Lmfao."

[Meanwhile, Moomew walks off with the BLU team's Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game in tow. Fade to black.]
 
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Pokelego999 said:
I'm afraid I had to. Note that anything insinuated here is purely for comical effect.
Smashing Ramen: "Protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"

MightyP: "We need to protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"

[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Dr. Metal X trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]

Dr. Metal X: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"

[MightyP pushes the Dr. Metal X aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]

MightyP: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"

Dr. Metal X: "Let's go, let's go-"

[BLU Noipoi comes around the corner, Duxx as a battering ram in hand, charging towards MightyP and Dr. Metal X]

Noipoi: "INCOMING!"

[Noipoi smashes the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. Duxx flies out the window to be caught by TheIrepan.]

Noipoi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [screaming]"

[Dr. Metal X reaches the desk to discover the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is perfectly safe]

Dr. Metal X: [while screaming, he notices the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"

Noipoi: "-AAAAalright then."

Wademan: "Ahem."

[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Wademan, with the BLU Bakugan's corpse over one shoulder]

Wademan: "Gentlemen."

[Meet the Wademan Title Card]

[Cut back to Wademan, carrying the dead Bakugan towards the desk]

Wademan: "I see the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is safe."

MightyP: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Dr. Metal X: "Yeah, it is!"

Wademan: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]

Wademan: No? Then we still have a problem.

[He deposits Bakugan’s body on the desk, revealing a bloody Amelia Watson anime figure in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions]

MightyP: "...and a vtuber action figure."

[The Dr. Metal X approaches and removes the figurine]

Dr. Metal X: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scrimbo blimbos - like you!"

[The Dr. Metal X attempts to manipulate the figurine like Wademan, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it]

Dr. Metal X: "Ow! No offense."

Wademan: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [Wademan deftly retrieves the figurine and cleans it, handing it back to the Dr. Metal X] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

Dr. Metal X: "What're you? Some simp for his Vtuber act?"

[The MightyP and Noipoi chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Dr. Metal X]

Wademan: "No... that would be Noipoi!"

[Wademan reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and Noipoi while Right Behind You plays]

Noipoi: "What the?" [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

Wademan: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or Noipoi being a Vtuber simp will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[The MightyP and Dr. Metal X examine the photographs. Dr. Metal X leans over and shows MightyP one photo in particular]

MightyP: Lmao.

[Noipoi frantically retrieves the photos as Wademan lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]

Noipoi: "Gimme that!"

Wademan: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Pokemon Sniper with Guh-Huzzah. He slides a Gawr Gura figurine across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sniper immediately]

Guh-Huzzah: "Sniper Down!"

[The BLU Engineer throws his microphone down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Korone Revolver. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Guh-Huzzah crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]

[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Wademan leans over the dead Bakugan, gesturing frantically.]

Wademan: "You've seen what he's done to the rest of the thread!"

[Fade to Bakugan, still alive and monitoring a roller coaster from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with his razor sharp drawing paper. A struggle ensues. Spy deftly dodges and parries Sniper’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Bakugan is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59).]

[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]

Wademan: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to the RED Spy fighting Snake, armed with a Bonesaw made entirely of LEGO]

Snake: "Raus, raus!"

[The Spy breaks Snakes arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as Snake]

Snake: [gasps] "Nein..."

[The Spy kills the Snake with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her hat, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]

[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Wademan looks frantic]

Wademan: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[Wademan is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the MightyP, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Noipoi and a panicked Dr. Metal X]

Dr. Metal X: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Noipoi: "What?"

MightyP: "What? It was obvious!" [The MightyP pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."

[The MightyP and Noipoi approach the dead Spy, with The MightyP prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]

MightyP: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."

Noipoi: "So, we still got problem..."

MightyP: "Big problem..."

[The Dr. Metal X lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the MightyP and Noipoi, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily]

MightyP: All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"

[As the Dr. Metal X approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]

Moomew: "Right behind you."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the MightyP and Noipoi punctuating the beat of the tune.]

[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]

[Fade to the scattered photos of Noipoi. Duxx arrives as the Moomew leaves, retrieves one depicting him spending $1000 on a Pokimane stream, and smiles wistfully]

Duxx: "Lmfao."

[Meanwhile, Moomew walks off with the BLU team's Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game in tow. Fade to black.]
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MooMew would absolutely kill everyone and no one can convince me otherwise. :yeahboi:
 
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Pokelego999 said:
I'm afraid I had to. Note that anything insinuated here is purely for comical effect.
Smashing Ramen: "Protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"

MightyP: "We need to protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"

[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Dr. Metal X trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]

Dr. Metal X: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"

[MightyP pushes the Dr. Metal X aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]

MightyP: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"

Dr. Metal X: "Let's go, let's go-"

[BLU Noipoi comes around the corner, Duxx as a battering ram in hand, charging towards MightyP and Dr. Metal X]

Noipoi: "INCOMING!"

[Noipoi smashes the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. Duxx flies out the window to be caught by TheIrepan.]

Noipoi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [screaming]"

[Dr. Metal X reaches the desk to discover the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is perfectly safe]

Dr. Metal X: [while screaming, he notices the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"

Noipoi: "-AAAAalright then."

Wademan: "Ahem."

[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Wademan, with the BLU Bakugan's corpse over one shoulder]

Wademan: "Gentlemen."

[Meet the Wademan Title Card]

[Cut back to Wademan, carrying the dead Bakugan towards the desk]

Wademan: "I see the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is safe."

MightyP: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Dr. Metal X: "Yeah, it is!"

Wademan: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]

Wademan: No? Then we still have a problem.

[He deposits Bakugan’s body on the desk, revealing a bloody Amelia Watson anime figure in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions]

MightyP: "...and a vtuber action figure."

[The Dr. Metal X approaches and removes the figurine]

Dr. Metal X: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scrimbo blimbos - like you!"

[The Dr. Metal X attempts to manipulate the figurine like Wademan, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it]

Dr. Metal X: "Ow! No offense."

Wademan: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [Wademan deftly retrieves the figurine and cleans it, handing it back to the Dr. Metal X] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

Dr. Metal X: "What're you? Some simp for his Vtuber act?"

[The MightyP and Noipoi chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Dr. Metal X]

Wademan: "No... that would be Noipoi!"

[Wademan reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and Noipoi while Right Behind You plays]

Noipoi: "What the?" [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

Wademan: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or Noipoi being a Vtuber simp will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[The MightyP and Dr. Metal X examine the photographs. Dr. Metal X leans over and shows MightyP one photo in particular]

MightyP: Lmao.

[Noipoi frantically retrieves the photos as Wademan lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]

Noipoi: "Gimme that!"

Wademan: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Pokemon Sniper with Guh-Huzzah. He slides a Gawr Gura figurine across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sniper immediately]

Guh-Huzzah: "Sniper Down!"

[The BLU Engineer throws his microphone down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Korone Revolver. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Guh-Huzzah crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]

[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Wademan leans over the dead Bakugan, gesturing frantically.]

Wademan: "You've seen what he's done to the rest of the thread!"

[Fade to Bakugan, still alive and monitoring a roller coaster from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with his razor sharp drawing paper. A struggle ensues. Spy deftly dodges and parries Sniper’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Bakugan is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59).]

[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]

Wademan: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to the RED Spy fighting Snake, armed with a Bonesaw made entirely of LEGO]

Snake: "Raus, raus!"

[The Spy breaks Snakes arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as Snake]

Snake: [gasps] "Nein..."

[The Spy kills the Snake with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her hat, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]

[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Wademan looks frantic]

Wademan: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[Wademan is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the MightyP, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Noipoi and a panicked Dr. Metal X]

Dr. Metal X: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Noipoi: "What?"

MightyP: "What? It was obvious!" [The MightyP pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."

[The MightyP and Noipoi approach the dead Spy, with The MightyP prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]

MightyP: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."

Noipoi: "So, we still got problem..."

MightyP: "Big problem..."

[The Dr. Metal X lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the MightyP and Noipoi, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily]

MightyP: All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"

[As the Dr. Metal X approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]

Moomew: "Right behind you."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the MightyP and Noipoi punctuating the beat of the tune.]

[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]

[Fade to the scattered photos of Noipoi. Duxx arrives as the Moomew leaves, retrieves one depicting him spending $1000 on a Pokimane stream, and smiles wistfully]

Duxx: "Lmfao."

[Meanwhile, Moomew walks off with the BLU team's Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game in tow. Fade to black.]
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Noi spending $1k on Pokimane is pretty accurate at the least.
 
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Pokelego999 said:
I'm afraid I had to. Note that anything insinuated here is purely for comical effect.
Smashing Ramen: "Protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"

MightyP: "We need to protect the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game!"

[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Dr. Metal X trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]

Dr. Metal X: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"

[MightyP pushes the Dr. Metal X aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]

MightyP: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"

Dr. Metal X: "Let's go, let's go-"

[BLU Noipoi comes around the corner, Duxx as a battering ram in hand, charging towards MightyP and Dr. Metal X]

Noipoi: "INCOMING!"

[Noipoi smashes the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. Duxx flies out the window to be caught by TheIrepan.]

Noipoi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [screaming]"

[Dr. Metal X reaches the desk to discover the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is perfectly safe]

Dr. Metal X: [while screaming, he notices the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"

Noipoi: "-AAAAalright then."

Wademan: "Ahem."

[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Wademan, with the BLU Bakugan's corpse over one shoulder]

Wademan: "Gentlemen."

[Meet the Wademan Title Card]

[Cut back to Wademan, carrying the dead Bakugan towards the desk]

Wademan: "I see the Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game is safe."

MightyP: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Dr. Metal X: "Yeah, it is!"

Wademan: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]

Wademan: No? Then we still have a problem.

[He deposits Bakugan’s body on the desk, revealing a bloody Amelia Watson anime figure in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions]

MightyP: "...and a vtuber action figure."

[The Dr. Metal X approaches and removes the figurine]

Dr. Metal X: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scrimbo blimbos - like you!"

[The Dr. Metal X attempts to manipulate the figurine like Wademan, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it]

Dr. Metal X: "Ow! No offense."

Wademan: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [Wademan deftly retrieves the figurine and cleans it, handing it back to the Dr. Metal X] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

Dr. Metal X: "What're you? Some simp for his Vtuber act?"

[The MightyP and Noipoi chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Dr. Metal X]

Wademan: "No... that would be Noipoi!"

[Wademan reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and Noipoi while Right Behind You plays]

Noipoi: "What the?" [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

Wademan: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or Noipoi being a Vtuber simp will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[The MightyP and Dr. Metal X examine the photographs. Dr. Metal X leans over and shows MightyP one photo in particular]

MightyP: Lmao.

[Noipoi frantically retrieves the photos as Wademan lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]

Noipoi: "Gimme that!"

Wademan: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Pokemon Sniper with Guh-Huzzah. He slides a Gawr Gura figurine across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sniper immediately]

Guh-Huzzah: "Sniper Down!"

[The BLU Engineer throws his microphone down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Korone Revolver. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Guh-Huzzah crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]

[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Wademan leans over the dead Bakugan, gesturing frantically.]

Wademan: "You've seen what he's done to the rest of the thread!"

[Fade to Bakugan, still alive and monitoring a roller coaster from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with his razor sharp drawing paper. A struggle ensues. Spy deftly dodges and parries Sniper’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Bakugan is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59).]

[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]

Wademan: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to the RED Spy fighting Snake, armed with a Bonesaw made entirely of LEGO]

Snake: "Raus, raus!"

[The Spy breaks Snakes arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as Snake]

Snake: [gasps] "Nein..."

[The Spy kills the Snake with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her hat, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]

[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Wademan looks frantic]

Wademan: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[Wademan is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the MightyP, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Noipoi and a panicked Dr. Metal X]

Dr. Metal X: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Noipoi: "What?"

MightyP: "What? It was obvious!" [The MightyP pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."

[The MightyP and Noipoi approach the dead Spy, with The MightyP prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]

MightyP: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."

Noipoi: "So, we still got problem..."

MightyP: "Big problem..."

[The Dr. Metal X lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the MightyP and Noipoi, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily]

MightyP: All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"

[As the Dr. Metal X approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]

Moomew: "Right behind you."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the MightyP and Noipoi punctuating the beat of the tune.]

[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]

[Fade to the scattered photos of Noipoi. Duxx arrives as the Moomew leaves, retrieves one depicting him spending $1000 on a Pokimane stream, and smiles wistfully]

Duxx: "Lmfao."

[Meanwhile, Moomew walks off with the BLU team's Nickelodeon All Stars Fighting Game in tow. Fade to black.]
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Someone should draw this.
MooMew64 said:
I'm legit learning Kazuya rn

How did they turn this character I was asleep for into something I care about
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Simple:

YODEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL
 
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