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[Hadokeyblade]

When Disney owns everything in about fifteen years your hypotheticals are gonna be pretty tough to make.

Monkeys paw wish:

We get Sora in Smash. But negotiations were non existant because Disney Bought Nintendo.

 

[Noipoi]

Great. This bit is actually causing a legitimate existential crisis in my head. Thanks noi.

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[osby]

when disney owns everything I officially give up on all my dreams of entertainment and become a florist. Would suck to have spent all of that money on my degree and not be able to use it anymore, but I'm not working for the mouse.

Great. This bit is actually causing a legitimate existential crisis in my head. Thanks noi.

I mean, you can always be an independent artist.

It's hard as hell not a particularly realistic choice of carrier but it's better than just giving up on your future plans altogether.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

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We specialize in wacky drawings, funny jokes, and freshly picked existential crises. Delivered straight to your door.

If corporations want to be treated like people that's fine. That just means we can kill them.

 

[Shroob]

If corporations want to be treated like people that's fine. That just means we can kill them.

Hol' the **** up

 

[Noipoi]

If corporations want to be treated like people that's fine. That just means we can kill them.

If corporations are people can I date a corporation?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I mean, you can always be an independent artist.

It's hard as hell not a particularly realistic choice of carrier but it's better than just giving up on your future plans altogether.

Yeah. I can't be an independent artist. I don't have enough skill to go it alone. I'd have to employ so many people I'd basically just turn into my own business. Perfect for getting mouse trapped.

 

[osby]

If corporations are people can I date a corporation?

No, because they hate unions.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Hol' the **** up

Corporations do all sorts of legal mumbo jumbo and corruption to make it so that a multimillion dollar collective entity has the same rights as a person. That's fine. But that's the thing about people. People bleed. And that's the only way to stop Disney. We have to kill him.

 

[Shroob]

Corporations do all sorts of legal mumbo jumbo and corruption to make it so that a multimillion dollar collective entity has the same rights as a person. That's fine. But that's the thing about people. People bleed. And that's the only way to stop Disney. We have to kill him.

This one right here, officer.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

This one right here, officer.

It's the only way. The only way to live my dreams. The only way to keep people safe.

 

[Noipoi]

And that's the only way to stop Disney. We have to kill him.

I like the movies tho

 

[osby]

Corporations do all sorts of legal mumbo jumbo and corruption to make it so that a multimillion dollar collective entity has the same rights as a person. That's fine. But that's the thing about people. People bleed. And that's the only way to stop Disney. We have to kill him.

Actually, multimillion corps usually have more rights than regular individuals.

Jokes aside, maybe you should stop personifying "the mouse", it's not very healthy.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I like the movies tho

It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way.

 

[Shroob]

It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way.

We're losing her.


Snake, eat a Snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry.



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[SnakeFighter64]

Actually, multimillion corps usually have more rights than regular individuals.

Jokes aside, maybe you should stop personifying "the mouse", it's not very healthy.

The mouse is all evil. The mouse needs to die. The mouse will suck all into it's disgusting maw until there's nothing left! It might have started out benign but now it's a horrifyingly gruesome monster that we need to kill!

 

[osby]

I like the movies tho

That's more reason to want Disney gone.

 

[Noipoi]

It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way.

Nah, I like small child with abomination and inanimate object tale too much.

So I guess I’ll join the Mickey Marines to defend the House of Mouse.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

We're losing her.


Snake, eat a Snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry.



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I just ate an ice cream cone and a microwaved cheese sandwich. Does that count?

 

[MooMew64]

Hi everybody

Sees current convo

Bye everybody

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Nah, I like small child with abomination and inanimate object tale too much.

So I guess I’ll join the Mickey Marines to defend the House of Mouse.

I can't even tell which movie you're talking about.

 

[TheCJBrine]

Maybe the mouse just needs some cheese.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I'm gonna try to get some sleep

 

[Noipoi]

I can't even tell which movie you're talking about.

Lilo and Stitch and Toy Story.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Lilo and Stitch and Toy Story.

oh.

 

[Shroob]

Hi everybody

Sees current convo

Bye everybody

Take me with you

We can watch Pekora together


Just don't leave me with these zanies

 

[Noipoi]

Just don't leave me with these zanies

I’m also totally Insaney.


And there’s a suspicious amount of baloney in my slacks...

 

[SnakeFighter64]

The government seriously won’t let one company control the entire entertainment industry... will they?

 

[MooMew64]

Take me with you

We can watch Pekora together


Just don't leave me with these zanies

Are you sure you want to come to Peko Land?

You’re legally required to wear a cute little bunny suit and change your name to Joseph, if you do.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Anyone remember the Death Battle between Ben 10 and Green Lantern?

Ben's alien transformations were so useless against Green himself and couldn't put up a fight.
(Alien X was the only one who fought him)

most hated Death Battle

Corporations do all sorts of legal mumbo jumbo and corruption to make it so that a multimillion dollar collective entity has the same rights as a person. That's fine. But that's the thing about people. People bleed. And that's the only way to stop Disney. We have to kill him.

Marvel ain't gonna let you end Disney

 

[TheMightyP]

All corporations are bad

 

[Aurane]

Hey guys, decided to get a midnight snack, whats--

microwaved cheese sandwich.

 

[Noipoi]

The government

Like they’ve ever done anything

 

[Roguewolf]

If corporations are people can I date a corporation?

Can hot topic be my goth gf?

It's the only way. The only way to live my dreams. The only way to keep people safe.

Your going supervillain again calm down before you make the moons gravity four times stonger so it will crash into the earth again

 

[Zinith]

The government seriously won’t let one company control the entire entertainment industry... will they?

If anything, that's how it will happen

 

[TheMightyP]

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Like they’ve ever done anything

They do a lot.


Now whether or not what they do is good or bad is up to your interpretation.

 

[Shroob]

Are you sure you want to come to Peko Land?

You’re legally required to wear a cute little bunny suit and change your name to Joseph, if you do.

If I change my name to Joseph, does that mean my last name changes to Joestar?

 

[Noipoi]

If I change my name to Joseph, does that mean my last name changes to Joestar?

Hey now, you’re a Joestar.

 

[Shroob]

Hey now, you’re a Joestar.

What if I'm both a Joestar AND a Kennedy tho?

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[Noipoi]

What if I'm both a Joestar AND a Kennedy tho?

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