I remember when I first heard that line in the Switch advertisements.
"Well thanks Nintendo, I thought I bought a ****ing toaster."
"Hello Nintendo. I would like to play Pokemon Snap 64!"
Nintendo, "Sorry, we don't have it on Switch!"
"Oh, well then, I guess I'll just emul---"
Nintendo, "CEASE AT ONCE!"
"But Nintendo, you don't sell Pokemon Snap anymore, meaning my only way to play it besides emulation is buying an entire console and game from a 3rd party seller, meaning you get zero of the sales from that anyway."
Nintendo, "Yes."
"And you still won't let me play Snap?"
Nintendo, "No."