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The REAL Socal Poker Power Rankings 9/16/07

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DAHKTERem

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The San Fernando Valley has a smash/poker community that really sucks. These power rankings pay tribute to the growing poker community in the Socal smash scene, specifically LA and Orange County

POSITION CRITERIA - WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ON THE RANKINGS

Panelists: Phil Hellmuth, T. J. Cloutier, Daniel Negreanu, Anne Duke, HugS, Omar, WoLfGaNg, Joseph x2,

*****

Rankings:

1. Deep Socal (Me and Champ)

2. everyone else

3. Wolf's crew

Discuss
 

HugS

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Wow, way to be bitter.

Rather than learning how to play cards and rise in the rankings, you resort to copying my official thread and mocking it.

Keep playing online dude, practice up.

EDIT: I like how you edited your post after mine, way to continue to copying my ****.
 

JTB

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[23:11] jaketotheizz0: wtf is up with all these new rankings
[23:11] DAHKTERem: just post
[23:12] DAHKTERem: hurry
[23:12] DAHKTERem: before neal closes it

Edit -

[23:12] DAHKTERem: OH WOW
 

Charoo

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[23:11] jaketotheizz0: wtf is up with all these new rankings
[23:11] DAHKTERem: just post
[23:12] DAHKTERem: hurry
[23:12] DAHKTERem: before neal closes it
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah too good

inb4neal
 

DAHKTERem

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Wow, way to be bitter.

Rather than learning how to play cards and rise in the rankings, you resort to copying my official thread and mocking it.
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:48:32 PM): oc players SUUUUUUUCK
DAHKTERem (10:48:33 PM): and get owned
DAHKTERem (10:48:35 PM): wow dude
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:48:38 PM): lol wtf does that tell you
DAHKTERem (10:48:47 PM): let's make a power rankings for poker

This was MY idea first, so CALM DOWN HuGs.

And you're a b*tch JTB. LOL.
 

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[23:15] nealyung: LMAO mike got owned
 

DAHKTERem

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LOL forget you guys. Play me in poker JTB. Maybe you'll have a better chance against me than you do against Fabian in tourney.
 

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[23:15] DAHKTERem: hahah 0-9 against Fabian
[23:15] DAHKTERem: post that ****

Man, thats the only thing Mike can fall back on when insulting me.

Hey Mike, stop losing to low tier characters. You don't see me doing that.
 

DAHKTERem

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[23:15] DAHKTERem: hahah 0-9 against Fabian
[23:15] DAHKTERem: post that ****

Man, thats the only thing Mike can fall back on when insulting me.
Don't worry man, it would be a crime to **** you any worse.
 

EzynJAY

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yea way to copy superfreinds **** at poker man...best smash crew....best poker crew...soon to be another best =) ^_~ =) toooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooooood
 

Charoo

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Poker aka Texas Hold em aka Too good at SUPER CHAMP COMBO

Hey guys. Since a lot of people will be staying during Saturday night as the venue. I was thinking we can have poker during the night!

So any1 up for this?

bring chips and cards if u have any =)

bring poker set = raffle ticket

ranking update after SCC?
 

HugS

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JOHNyONthegUitar (10:48:32 PM): oc players SUUUUUUUCK
DAHKTERem (10:48:33 PM): and get owned
DAHKTERem (10:48:35 PM): wow dude
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:48:38 PM): lol wtf does that tell you
DAHKTERem (10:48:47 PM): let's make a power rankings for poker

This was MY idea first, so CALM DOWN HuGs.

And you're a b*tch JTB. LOL.
Way to cut up convos:

DAHKTERem (10:48:36 PM): every time i've played in the OC, i've won
DAHKTERem (10:48:40 PM): last 4 times
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:24 PM): yeah
DAHKTERem (10:48:48 PM): come to my territory
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:27 PM): oc players SUUUUUUUCK
DAHKTERem (10:48:50 PM): and get owned
DAHKTERem (10:48:52 PM): wow dude
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:33 PM): lol wtf does that tell you
DAHKTERem (10:49:04 PM): let's make a power rankings for poker
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:43 PM): "Everytime i'm in the OC i win, then when i play the superfriends i lose"
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:45 PM): exactly
DAHKTERem (10:49:07 PM): after SCC
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:47 PM): my point
DAHKTERem (10:49:10 PM): WOW DUDE
 

DAHKTERem

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Way to cut up convos:

DAHKTERem (10:49:04 PM): let's make a power rankings for poker
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:43 PM): "Everytime i'm in the OC i win, then when i play the superfriends i lose"
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:45 PM): exactly
DAHKTERem (10:49:07 PM): after SCC
JOHNyONthegUitar (10:49:47 PM): my point
DAHKTERem (10:49:10 PM): WOW DUDE
NOWHERE in the conversation did you imply that you wanted a power rankings for poker made. Stop making stuff up Huge-OH, as in "OH ****, Hugo got *****"
 

HugS

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Lets just look at the facts, you came to the valley, played 3 tourney games, and got ***** all 3.

There are no johns to it either. You came well rested, you were fed, the setting was air conditioned and comfortable. I even let you pet my dog while you played. Way to blow it.
 

DAHKTERem

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Lets just look at the facts, you came to the valley, played 3 tourney games, and got ***** all 3.

There are no johns to it either. You came well rested, you were fed, the setting was air conditioned and comfortable. I even let you pet my dog while you played. Way to blow it.
OMGOSH. And you fail to take into account:

1 and a half hours of driving, THROUGH traffic
F*cking 147 degrees of Valley weather
You and Wolf got lucky on about 90% of ur hands.
 

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An analysis of my conversation with Mike Y

[23:11] jaketotheizz0: wtf is up with all these new rankings
[23:11] DAHKTERem: just post
[23:12] DAHKTERem: hurry
[23:12] DAHKTERem: before neal closes it
Clearly, Mikey is desperate for attention here, so he quickly asks the first person to talk to him to support his thread. Kinda noobish, IMO.

[23:14] jaketotheizz0: get *****
[23:15] DAHKTERem: hahah 0-9 against Fabian
[23:15] DAHKTERem: post that ****
[23:15] jaketotheizz0: ok
Here, after my first **** post, Mikey sees that I'm turning against him, so he feels the need to insult me further. He actually BELIEVES Fabian when he said I was 0-9 against him, and believes I would find that as an insult. His first mistake was trusting Fabian when he said that.

[23:21] DAHKTERem: goodnight
[23:21] jaketotheizz0: wow
[23:21] jaketotheizz0: run away then
[23:21] DAHKTERem: wow
[23:21] DAHKTERem: i have school
[23:21] DAHKTERem: and work
[23:22] jaketotheizz0: wow
[23:22] DAHKTERem: *******
[23:22] DAHKTERem: LOL
[23:22] DAHKTERem: go back and sleep till 1pm
Apparently, in Mikeys mind, waking up early and doing work is much better than sleeping in until the afternoon.

[23:24] jaketotheizz0: hey mike
[23:24] jaketotheizz0: get ***** by bowser again
[23:24] DAHKTERem: kk
[23:25] DAHKTERem: and beat bowser when he's mad sick
Wow Mikey, thats low. Waiting until the player's sick to beat him? ****, I can expect better from Mana.

[23:26] DAHKTERem: i loved how u kept asking my advice
[23:26] DAHKTERem: and u were all serious
[23:26] DAHKTERem: keep talking, and i'll post up that convo
[23:26] jaketotheizz0: calllllllllllm down
[23:27] DAHKTERem: uh oh
[23:27] DAHKTERem: strike 1
[23:27] jaketotheizz0: wow
[23:27] DAHKTERem: strike 2
[23:27] jaketotheizz0: post it, i dont care
[23:27] DAHKTERem: STRIKE THREE
[23:27] DAHKTERem: get ***** ryan teh boy
[23:27] DAHKTERem: i'll do it tomorrow
[23:27] DAHKTERem: i'm tired
[23:27] DAHKTERem: night noob
Wow, blackmail now? Mikey must be getting pretty **** desperate. Then he johns and says he'll do it later? WOWWWWWWW, he makes fun of me for sleeping in late when he can't even post up a simple conversation.

[23:31] DAHKTERem: go bother hugs
[23:31] DAHKTERem: he likes it
[23:31] DAHKTERem: and i know ur crushing on him
Wow, does anyone find this funny at all? That was probably the worst comeback ever.

[23:35] DAHKTERem: so at SCC
[23:35] DAHKTERem: u'll be 0-10 against fabian
[23:35] *** "DAHKTERem" signed off at Sun Sep 16 23:35:43 2007.
[23:35] jaketotheizz0: WOW, you *****
And lastly, Mikey must refer back to his only comeback (which isnt even true) before quickly signing off and avoiding yet another **** comeback.

So, in closing:

GET *****

Edit - oops, this is Luigi
 

Zoap

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Socal tends to forget when Zoap came down and ***** arash hugo omar along with about 5 other socalian in texas holdem.
 
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