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I might get called gay for this, but I don't think Megan Fox is attractive at all. I never really find actresses attractive.
 
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I wouldn't use the Ladies' restroom.

Can't think of anything else, really.
 
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Teran17 said:
I wouldn't use the Ladies' restroom.

Can't think of anything else, really.
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The men's restroom was out of order at TO5 this weekend and we were all forced to use the lady's restroom. -_- There was also a mirror in front of the toilet (like, facing it). It was rather odd.

It felt really awkward walking in it every time.
 
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*opens wide mouthed*

thanks for giving me a boner guys appreciate that and its unconfortable at the moment in a cramped car
 
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LOL handorin

and I agree with you, Wak. She looks like a dumb puppet with her head to the side like that and her eyes wide open.

I don't like Megan Fox that much anyways. There are a LOT of hot celebrities / models who have a decent head on their shoulders.
 
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Firstly, as a real man I don't lust after women like that. And secondly, she's still not attractive. She's just an icon, that's all. I find real people more attractive. She seems like the type of person who thinks she's too good for everyone. I don't want that in a woman. I don't look for images to lust over, I look for someone who will later become my wife. And that's the standard I have for women romantically. She needs to be incredibly devoted to God, humble, kind, gentle, peaceful, and patient. She needs to challenge me to grow as a man of God and call me higher. I need to be challenged to become a better man to simply support her emotionally and spiritually. She needs to bring me closer to God the more I pursue her. I believe I have found a woman who fulfills all of those requirements and is a good deal more attractive than Megan Fox, but that was something I realized half a year after I started being interested in her. My interest sprung from her devotion to God and her gentle and quiet spirit, "which is of great worth in God's sight" (1 Peter 3:4 NIV).

Something that I wouldn't do as a man is to have any lower expectations than what I listed above. I'm looking for a wife, not a prostitute.
 
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Handorin said:
Real Men don't discuss Megan Fox without bringing up her thumbs.
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Quoted for great truth, except that I think you meant to say "hand toes", not thumbs. They're terrifying, but once you know the truth, you can't help but keep looking at them. It's like a terrible car accident, except with toes and hands instead of cars and mangled bodies.

Also, Proverbs has the standards of a real man. Not that everyone needs to look for the same thing as him, but he knows what he wants in a lady, and that's admirable.
 
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I have eaten a basket of strawberries before with my bro. we drank peach tea as we did too, then we discussed how music made us feel, no lie.
 
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Screw their faces... Im out for the prize.... which happens to be her legs and body. Anyways while I hace sex with her(if I ever get there) Ill just pretend her face looks different... anyways anybody thinks that for some reason her role as jenifer happen to turn you on.....

btw take no offense at what I said about the prize. Thats just me being a *******...anyways now that you mentioned the thumbs I could never go back. I look for women who are sensitive yet burn for the passion that comes with a relationship. And this is me being shallow but it would be nice if she had a nice face. I really dont care for boobs as much.... I dont happen to think that makes the girl. If she had a "chest cold" I really wouldnt care much
 
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I don't think it is shallow to like a woman who looks good. It's natural. Otherwise, animals wouldn't do the same.
 
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There is a deeper level of beauty than lust. It'll do you good to find it, otherwise marriage will be a curse and any other relationships you have with women will only serve to destroy any self-confidence they have. Women need to know they are beautiful, not that you'd have sex with them if you had the chance.
 
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If anything her big thumbs will help her get a better grip on my
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when we play together :laugh:

Oh and Wak she is nice,got that girl next door look except she's dirty and she knows it.

Check this out her name is Keeley Hazell,I personally think she is one of the hottest women ever.
 
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*Sigh* You guys... This went from a thread of humor and fun into a bunch of hormonally-overloaded teenagers posting pictures of every girl they'd do if given half a chance. I hope you all know that you'll never get a real relationship with a bit of hope of lasting happily if you go by looks alone. There's nothing wrong with judging people on their appearance, since it's a decent indicator of how well they take care of themselves and stuff like that. I'm also a firm believer that I should like the looks of the person I'm going to wake up next to for the rest of my life. But there's so much more. Love does not come from lust. Relationships come from common interest, mutual understanding, and affection, for starters. But I'm talking to a bunch of horny teenagers, so the chance of getting through at this point is... slim to none.
 
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Scott! said:
*Sigh* You guys... This went from a thread of humor and fun into a bunch of hormonally-overloaded teenagers posting pictures of every girl they'd do if given half a chance. I hope you all know that you'll never get a real relationship with a bit of hope of lasting happily if you go by looks alone. There's nothing wrong with judging people on their appearance, since it's a decent indicator of how well they take care of themselves and stuff like that. I'm also a firm believer that I should like the looks of the person I'm going to wake up next to for the rest of my life. But there's so much more. Love does not come from lust. Relationships come from common interest, mutual understanding, and affection, for starters. But I'm talking to a bunch of horny teenagers, so the chance of getting through at this point is... slim to none.
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I'm turning 22 in october 22, a month still. I have a girlfriend since july 18 2008 (I'm with her since a year and 2 month) and I live with her in a beautiful appartment in Gatineau.

I am just having fun there, no need to assume that we're all horny teenagers.
 
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pikaville said:
If anything her big thumbs will help her get a better grip on my
hand
when we play together :laugh:

Oh and Wak she is nice,got that girl next door look except she's dirty and she knows it.

Check this out her name is Keeley Hazell,I personally think she is one of the hottest women ever.
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Lol agreed, I have only one pic of a chick on my computer saved (a girl I don't know that is). It's one of her.
 
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Scott! said:
*Sigh* You guys... This went from a thread of humor and fun into a bunch of hormonally-overloaded teenagers posting pictures of every girl they'd do if given half a chance. I hope you all know that you'll never get a real relationship with a bit of hope of lasting happily if you go by looks alone. There's nothing wrong with judging people on their appearance, since it's a decent indicator of how well they take care of themselves and stuff like that. I'm also a firm believer that I should like the looks of the person I'm going to wake up next to for the rest of my life. But there's so much more. Love does not come from lust. Relationships come from common interest, mutual understanding, and affection, for starters. But I'm talking to a bunch of horny teenagers, so the chance of getting through at this point is... slim to none.
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Exactly. I plan to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world. The thing is, it doesn't matter if any of you disagree with me, it's only as long as I believe she's the most beautiful. The women you've been posting pictures of, they're not beautiful. They're prostitutes in the way they show themselves off. That's not what I want for the woman I'll marry. Scott's right in saying that love comes from so much more. And the thing is, you getting involved in this stuff now will seriously damage your future marriage should it ever happen. You'll have expectations for your wife to be like the women you've seen online or are posting pictures of now. And she'll never feel good enough for you because that's the standard you're measuring her up against. As for me, there is a woman I'm pursuing right now. And I do believe she's far more beautiful than any of the women you've posted here. She loves God and she respects herself. She is of more noble character than almost any other woman I've met in my entire life. She amazes me each time I speak with her and calls me to be a better man of God. That's true beauty.

Wak said:
I'm turning 22 in october 22, a month still. I have a girlfriend since july 18 2008 (I'm with her since a year and 2 month) and I live with her in a beautiful appartment in Gatineau.

I am just having fun there, no need to assume that we're all horny teenagers.
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Man, you'd better watch how you 'have fun', or else you're going to end up in a seriously damaged relationship. How would you feel if your girlfriend saw this thread? Women are seriously hurt by the way we view them. That's what pushes them to slab on tons of make-up, starve themselves, dress in skimpy clothes, and prostitute themselves to whoever they're romantically involved with at the time. Otherwise they don't think they're beautiful. Understand this: Women need to know they're beautiful. The more you reinforce that the beauty comes from the outside, the more they'll believe it. The more you reinforce that there is a deeper beauty to women, the more they'll believe that.

In essence, we men hold in us the power to make these women enrich their lives by becoming truly beautiful, or destroy their lives by constantly second-guessing themselves. Guess what you're doing to them now?
 
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Exactly. I plan to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world. The thing is, it doesn't matter if any of you disagree with me, it's only as long as I believe she's the most beautiful. The women you've been posting pictures of, they're not beautiful. They're prostitutes in the way they show themselves off. That's not what I want for the woman I'll marry. Scott's right in saying that love comes from so much more. And the thing is, you getting involved in this stuff now will seriously damage your future marriage should it ever happen. You'll have expectations for your wife to be like the women you've seen online or are posting pictures of now. And she'll never feel good enough for you because that's the standard you're measuring her up against. As for me, there is a woman I'm pursuing right now. And I do believe she's far more beautiful than any of the women you've posted here. She loves God and she respects herself. She is of more noble character than almost any other woman I've met in my entire life. She amazes me each time I speak with her and calls me to be a better man of God. That's true beauty.



Man, you'd better watch how you 'have fun', or else you're going to end up in a seriously damaged relationship. How would you feel if your girlfriend saw this thread? Women are seriously hurt by the way we view them. That's what pushes them to slab on tons of make-up, starve themselves, dress in skimpy clothes, and prostitute themselves to whoever they're romantically involved with at the time. Otherwise they don't think they're beautiful. Understand this: Women need to know they're beautiful. The more you reinforce that the beauty comes from the outside, the more they'll believe it. The more you reinforce that there is a deeper beauty to women, the more they'll believe that.

In essence, we men hold in us the power to make these women enrich their lives by becoming truly beautiful, or destroy their lives by constantly second-guessing themselves. Guess what you're doing to them now?
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She saw all that, the picture I posted on the thread looks like her and it ain't a coincidence XD

I'd have posted pictures of my girlfriend, but they are NSFW, and as far as I remember I'm not that kind of guy who breaks the SWF rules.
 
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