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The *Official* Pittsburgh Melee Weeklies Thread of the LoL WoW Love

PGH Carroll

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Mcgoughs senior project CV Smash tournament

results

Singles:

1. SilentSWAG ($30) split
1. DJnicholasRAGE ($30) split
3. Boon ($5)
4. Lon
5. Jbro
5. Alex
7. elder189
7. Nadim
9. Murk
9. Avro
9. braden
9. Joe
13. M4nthony
13. Tpic
13. Stanley
13. Noah


Doubles:

1. Super Carroll Bros. run away edition (DJnicholasRAGE & SilentSWAG) ($50)
2. Lon & Boon ($20)
3. WE DID IT!!! (Jbro & Elder189)
4. Nap Time (Nadim & Avro)
5. Alex & Murk
5. Murlin & Steven
7. Noah & Bredan



Videos

teams winners finals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvX-DmRlges

teams losers finals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKuMzXUlgc

teams grand finals
i guess never got recorded

singles winners finals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyI6uogRmBo

singles losers finals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2jMWAgEZ5E

singles grand finals
didnt happen. split.

all others
http://www.youtube.com/user/DjNicholasRAGE
 

PGH Carroll

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@Davey sounds like me.. At every tourney ever. It comes in time. I've been playing for so much longer and only make money at small ones like this or when ever me and Taki decide to just win doubles.

@jacob :yeahboi:
 

Vudujin

Smash Lord
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Butler, PA
Happy Valentines Day!!!!

I feel a pounding within my chest
and my nerves are shot to hell
I've seen such wondrous beauties
which all cast me under a spell

I've seen countless opportunities
behind windows tinted black
to give my heart to a kindred soul
whom always has my back

The beatings getting stronger now
and I cannot turn away
from the fears and harsh rejections
I face each and every day

I question if this quest of love
can get that girl of mine
Will I ever feel the comforting warmth
or even just a valentine?

But love is not a currency
that is traded in for more
It's a feeling deep inside
shared with those that you adore

So listen up you ******s
you dingus and you po's
We've got a brand new stride today
and it's bros before hos

I never thought I'd see the day
where my heart was out-a-the box
until that day I picked Luigi
and chopped a recovering Fox.
 

AprilShaw

aka Logan
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Happy Valentines Day!!!!

I feel a pounding within my chest
and my nerves are shot to hell
I've seen such wondrous beauties
which all cast me under a spell

I've seen countless opportunities
behind windows tinted black
to give my heart to a kindred soul
whom always has my back

The beatings getting stronger now
and I cannot turn away
from the fears and harsh rejections
I face each and every day

I question if this quest of love
can get that girl of mine
Will I ever feel the comforting warmth
or even just a valentine?

But love is not a currency
that is traded in for more
It's a feeling deep inside
shared with those that you adore

So listen up you ******s
you dingus and you po's
We've got a brand new stride today
and it's bros before hos

I never thought I'd see the day
where my heart was out-a-the box
until that day I picked Luigi
and chopped a recovering Fox.
Rejection is the theme today
As it was each day before
Sadness is the song I sing
As I go about this awful chore

A fair maiden I have yet to find
Who will take my willing hand
I try so hard and still I fail
For this I will not stand

"Who needs your stupid love," I say
I'll make my own damn joy
Among the friends I've made so far
If you all must act so coy

Companionship is where it's at
Camaraderie is key
A game of Smash is all I need
I think we'd all agree

Fox shall be my man of choice
We'll put on quite a stunt
'Til Jacob gimped me once again
God **** mother ****ing son of a ***** ****
 

A-Laon

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Where it all went wrong
Oh, what loathsome revelry
A lust towards those so far from me
For here I smash, both left and right
And yet I'll only whiff tonight

My brothers, smashers as they are
So surely understand
That to love a game above a girl
Demands a skillful hand

Perhaps I'd want to love a woman
More than Sheik or Peach
But finding love in them means
that I barely need to reach

Though perhaps there's merit to it all
For love can turn into a Brawl
And so, for future f*cking's sake
I turn towards this lust, to slake


I'll do it, I'll commit, I say!
I know that I must look, but where?
Finding love for Sheik was easy
But this just isn't quite as fair

And what about my smashing brothers?
While none of them may be a fox
The greatest girl could never match
The sharing of a thousand stocks


So never fear, my smashing bros!
Despite my lustful pine
I shall keep my longing long in check
And priorities in line

Maintaining that which matters most
Is what all men must do
So if my lover gimped my Falco
I'd f*cking shoot her too.






EDIT:

*a bunch of crap about longing*
You have a girlfriend!

PICK A SIDE, YOU DUPLICITOUS F*CK!
 

Nakamaru

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Mar 10, 2006
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Far far into the stars
I am of the minority
One who's hand is tied
To a lady of great beauty
And my love cannot be denied

I've planned a night of great romance
To match the fire of my heart
By candle light all night we shall dance
Like a little child i can't wait to star....

Smashfest tonight at duquesne nitespot?
Why i don't know what could be better
I guess i'll just leave some food in a pot
And leave the girl a letter

Dear sweet valentine
There are some noobs i must shine
I hope you understand
My dates are now falcon, falco, and fox
With controller in hand
I'll be playing super mario fighter

For the Nintendo Game Box.
 

TheLake

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Location
Butler PA
I find love interesting
It compels me to believe
that i am to receive
its blessing on a silver plater

I dont
but no matter
My hopelessness is naught
for there is one simple notion
I nearly
forgot...

Disney Romance

What rivals the power of two dogs
That can make 101 pups
Where alice gets laid with the hatter
Admist the colored cups
When the street rat bags the princess
and gives hoodlums and thieves a chance
At love and all its blessings
Its simply Disney romance

When scar gripped his brothers hand
so tenderly upon that cliff top
A true romantic would understand
that its the overwhelming love from a brother
that made Mufasa's heart stop

Love lets us save british girls from monkeys a plenty
The times tarzan and jane have had sex
is at a minimum
of twenty
The beast that prowls will dine with belle to dance
Such is the way of sexual blisss
err I mean Disney romance

After woody tapped bo peep and made her more then peep
Quazi watched with joy as somone screwed ezmerelda
upon heavens steep
Hercules saved meg then took her back
to show her his greek rod
Because even though he is now mortal
In the bedroom he is still a god

Ahh who am I kidding
Everyone wants to just ****
You dont need a valentine to get laid


"For goodness sake, lets eat some cake"
 

Skyshroud

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Joined
Aug 7, 2006
Messages
794
Location
PA
A queen to rule my kingdom black
I see her cross my very tracks.
And yet my heart
Thoughts unspoken
Cracks its chains for just one moment.

Stupefied
My very mind
Roams to worlds I once had tried
To conquer then,
But foiled,
Hopeless.
Left to wander countries homeless.

But now,
With all of her decorum
I would dream to re-control them.
I with power
Her with wisdom
We'd command our wond'rous kingdom.
Tri-force the courage from the peasants
Leave them hopeless,
Dreaming,
Restless.

And she would fawn at my full glory,
Watch me crush with actions gory.
And I,
In turn,
Would love her deeper.
Suddenly,
I hear a whisper.

From my phone
The message passes.
Smash some bros.?
I leap to action!

No more time for foolish doting.
Who cares if this b**** is smoking?
I must go to stop Link's laughter
She'll just have to wait 'till after.

A quick attempt
To draw me back,
With tenderness and beauty,
But what need does the Dark Lord have
For sycophantic qties?

I arrive.
At once,
And there,
My awesome stench pervades the air.
With quickness do I set in motion
Business that demands promotion.
Left and right,
I dare to dair.
Leaving noobs to cry, "Un-fair!"
And as my crowd of hype-fiends gather,
I leave behind controllers shattered.

But if I stayed?
A chance I'd take,
Her and I could go to lunch.
But what sandwich could she make,
If she cannot take a punch?
 

Skyshroud

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Messages
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PA
Long story short, Matt beats his girlfriends for food.


I love these friggin' poems.
Woah, woah, woah. You're being a little unfair here. I clearly stated that she doesn't deserve to make me sandwiches because she couldn't take a hit to begin with.

Making me out to be a bad guy and stuff...

 

D20

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Location
Pittsburgh
I received 8 flowers from my students today... 8 more than all my other Valentine's Days put together!
 

D20

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On a side note, I read "duplicitous" as "diplodocus".



YES! I KNOW LITTLEFOOT IS AN APATOSAURUS! I DON'T ****ING CARE!
 

❀W.E.M.P.❀

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I didn't know people could win at poetry :/

Also got a new signature , I am now officially the worst peach. Yay melee community for being filled with kind people to look up to
 
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