The Official Michigan Grime Power Rankings - last updated 2019/02/10

[Juggleguy]

:>: +1 RyeJew

Schedules Smashfest at his own place, doesn't show up for it

:>: +2 Tutu

I can guarantee my attendance if you institute a no n1gger zinoto policy, if not I may not be able to attend. Also i respect the admittance of wrong doing and intent to improve upon oneself, whilst still being realistic about the limitations of the store.

 

[Ori_bro]

Those are some pretty acts.

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

I'm really surprised im so low on this.

Maybe you should add the: See's roller stole crushed red peppers from cafeteria, begs for a week to have them, then just takes them at a smashfest.

or Plays roller in a MM with no money on the line at 2am after a fast food run, and to this day still posts it around and brags about it.

Or just the sheer amount of controllers I've acquired at tournament and smashfests.

like wow, im insulted

Also, you melee players wouldn't really know about the great link conspiracy of 2012. But I essentially told multiple lies about beating people with link to edge out an actual link main on the link list.

I also used zyth's unofficial ranking that I was #2 on to boost my standing in various placings around the boards and AiB, and was one of the few people to urge him to keep it up, for obvious reasons.

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

first of all, this list is completely wrong

second, i'm the one who started saying grime

 

[Aceplayer]

Wtf Tutu, you're a terrible person.

I don't want to be your friend.

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +1 ThuGz

Brags about only getting 2-stocked in friendlies, tries to claim victory if opponent doesn't 3-stock him because he's "sandbagging"

:>: +1 WTP

Suggests that Ohio people should pay an extra $5 to enter the venue for SPAU

 

[MegaRobMan]

Also, you melee players wouldn't really know about the great link conspiracy of 2012. But I essentially told multiple lies about beating people with link to edge out an actual link main on the link list.

I totally helped

:>: +1 ThuGz

Brags about only getting 2-stocked in friendlies, tries to claim victory if opponent doesn't 3-stock him because he's "sandbagging"

lol he will never change. But he brags about not getting 4 stocked in Nebraska...

 

[Roller]

:>: +1 WTP

Suggests that Ohio people should pay an extra $5 to enter the venue for SPAU

...I support this idea.

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +1 Roller

Publicly supports acts of grime

 

[RyeJew]

:>: +1 RyeJew

Schedules Smashfest at his own place, doesn't show up for it

It's not that I didn't show up but that I woke up at 10pm that day.
No one had called me regarding my scheduled smashfest nor was anyone planning on going to it,
except HIV+,
who told me the night before he might not come.

 

[JTsm]

:>: +2 Tutu

For timing out a Luigi with Falco on a time limit of 10 minutes. Not to mention it was a friendly.

 

[Ori_bro]

That is so dirty

 

[JTsm]

I laughed through half of it. lmao.

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

Japanese ruleset encourages 10 minute time outs.

 

[Zinoto]

Tutu for #1 :grimer:

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +2 Tutu

For timing out a Luigi with Falco on a time limit of 10 minutes. Not to mention it was a friendly.

Tutu just keeps climbing the ranks of grime o_O

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

:>: +2 Juggleguy

Tries to get himself lowered by raising people above him.

 

[Juggleguy]

Dude, I've been reporting acts of grime by ThuGz for months now and Chad still hasn't moved him ahead of me.

 

[Roller]

Why is Lain not higher? Like. I could see wanting yo keep Hot Arms #1, for tradition's sake. But Lain has done far more grimy **** than anybody by a landslide.

 

[JTsm]

You can erase the part where Zyth owes me $24. He paid back ;P

I agree, Lain is very very very and I would put him on 0, so that Harms can still have his 1 spot

 

[JTsm]

:>: +3 Ori_Bro

Makes Dakota, Scott and Topix carry furniture and says that he'll buy food for them, but eats it all.

:>: +1 Xatic

Buying bad liquor. L

 

[Roller]

LMAO@Ori's. That is hella grimy.

 

[Ori_bro]

Kyle never edited the post >_>

He is making false accusations of grime

 

[Apasher]

:>: +1 JTsm

Making false accusations of grime.

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

+2 gio

Makes a super embaressing mistake at work, blames it on the new girl.

 

[.Ðempt]

ITT: Dafuq.

 

[JTsm]

I can list so many things for SPAU. lmao.
Ori, I have yet to be disproven xDD

 

[kd-]

Updated!

By popular demand, Lain is moved to tied with HotArmS for #1 even though nothing else is added to his grime resume >_>

Gio, Tutu and Ori are all starting to make waves...

ThuGz gets grimier by the day, but stays even with Juggleguy since Juggleguy keeps trying to put others above him ^_^

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

I can't believe I didn't make it on, roller isn't even that grimy, he just does grimy school things which everyone does.

Thugz isn't that grimy either.

 

[kd-]

I forgot a few of yours to tack on, but they're on now. You're pretty close.

ThuGz is a little grime monster. He's the current definition of Grimer.

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +1 Lain

Calls Gio and asks if Juggleguy is at the Smashfest, then avoids attending because he doesn't want to pay back his $50 debt

:>: +1 BloodyJoker

Changes his mind four (yes, FOUR) different times over whether he's going to the Cleveland tourney or not

 

[FF WuvS]

:>: +3 Ori_Bro

Makes Dakota, Scott and Topix carry furniture and says that he'll buy food for them, but eats it all.

Only +3? Really? Literally everything this kid did that weekend was a point.
He easily accumulated +6.

 

[Xatic]

Ori's grime is 100% accurate.

He says to be at his smashfest between 6:30 and 7:00. we get there at 7:10 and we figure out we have to move furniture and the smashfest doesnt start until 8.

He had a legit weekend. I will edit this post when I remember his . me and WuvS counted and he had at least +6.


More Ori Grime
-We get under the impression that his parents will pay for our food, he then gives us $20 to go get him food. Then when I ask how many pizzas to get he said "only the one for me... oh and two bacon ranch sauces plz"

-Lives in a rich boy neighborhood and house, gives us crappy peanut butter to put on our waffles.

 

[Ori_bro]

:>: +6 to Xatic
:>: +3 WuvS

- Complains about how they had to move light furniture for 30-40 minutes and expect to get paid for in food when I had been there for 4.5 hours doing all the real work. (Applies tp WuvS and Xatic)
- Complains about how he can't get food from me the previous day. When Ori_parents offered him a hot breakfast and he denies it.(Applies to Xatic)

 

[Hot_ArmS]

but ori its your house you SHOULD be moving the furniture

it is not their house, they are guests so they werent event obliged to move the furniture lol i dont understand how your logic works

 

[Xatic]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

It's okay we went to Wendy's anyways. Ally found out how creepy he was when he saw someone who he thought was at the smashfest and screamed "SMASHERS OVER HERRRRRRRRRE!" and waved his hands all over. That made my night. legit


I've stayed for breakfast before. I just normally have things to do on Sunday. Your parents are super nice tho lol

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

When hot arms is lecturing you, that's how you know u ****ed up.

 

[JTsm]

Poor Ori.... D;

 

[Xatic]

He tries so hard. LOL

 

[JTsm]

+ 20 MI brawl scene.

For *****ing every god damn tourney.