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The Official Michigan Grime Power Rankings - last updated 2019/02/10

kd-

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@ The HArms incidents - Rofl I saw those on the forums, classic HotArms.

@ Roller's - How imaginary is this condition, and did they buy it? Lmao starting to cut your way into HArms territory.

@ ThuGz's - Rofl.

Last friday at the Game Room I guess PCMJ owed Mike Song money. So he was trying to get Mike to mm him for it, saying, "If I win I don't owe you anything, if I lose I pay you the money I owe you plus the money match." So I said, "Isn't that just double or nothing? Are you trying to swindle your way into not paying Mike?" So PCMJ said, "No, okay if I win I pay you what I owe you, if you win you get the money from the money match." And I said, "Didn't you say to money match for $2 or $5 and you owe him like $10?" Lolz.
 

Hot_ArmS

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i pulled some other grime over the weekend, but it involves someone else and they don't know about it, they'd possibly get mad if i say it

:phone:
 

MeekSpeedy

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Roller for #1, he was explaining to me and sauc3 about the grime PR and how hotarms is 1st, then he found a phone and saw it was harms' phone...needless to say, he explained how he was 2nd on the grime PR, and immediately put harms' phone in his pocket. next level grime IMO
 

zyth

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more grime from me....played some ppl at occ in melee as shiek, they tried to triple team in FFA and i just dodged around them till they killed themselves. and i killed myself 3 times to start
 

Juggleguy

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A couple more to add:

:>: +1 Roller

Misses the dorm signup deadline, complains endlessly to UM Housing until they gave him a room

:>: +1 Shady

Roots against hometown sports teams. Picked Louisville over MSU during March Madness, cheered for Cowboys over Lions on Thanksgiving, cheered for Rangers over Tigers in the MLB playoffs.
 

kd-

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Huge wall of text inc.

Not because I do it too, but I don't think rooting against a hometown team is grimy. Just because you grew up there or live there doesn't mean you have to like that team.

I hate the Lions - I LOVE when they lose because they always do it to themselves: Calvin Johnson putting the ball on the ground against the Bears instead of cradling it, sending in Suh to kick the extra point rather than someone like a punter and lose by one to the Jets, Orlovsky running out the back of the endzone and losing by two to a bad Vikings team, the one game they probably could have won to avoid going 0-16 (4-0 preseason LOLOLOL). That's only recent memory - the Lions being bad is my childhood.

My highschool bandwagon'd on the Tigers' 2006 run to the World Series. I was so sick of it, I actively rooted against them - once again, the Tigers being bad is my childhood again, but I don't really follow baseball. After they lost, only one person really cared that I rooted against the Tigers (and gave me a spiel about rooting for the hometown team) but given the special circumstances surrounding it I don't blame that person.

Non-homer March Madness brackets are legit. You hope they do better, but you fill out your bracket to do well. If you think your team isn't gonna go all the way, don't put em there.

What I don't understand is how Roller always misses these deadlines, and still gets a room like the room he got in West Quad. Who is making these deadlines and what's the purpose of them if they aren't enforced? Good for Roller, but what is going on over there guys? And maybe Roller just took HArms' phone to give it to him later..

And wait, Shady is from Texas. Him rooting for Texas teams is more legit than my hatred of Detroit teams (minus Red Wings, not because they're good but the organization is so legit. People take paycuts to remain on the Wings team).

FFA is FFA, people are gonna double and triple team to win and it's a 'legit' strategy. It takes something big to grime in FFA

Just my two cents on the former, if people think their recently posted stuff is grimy it goes up!
 

Roller

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Just follow the grime...
The housing thing was for going into this year. (a week before classes) Although due to the new policy where seniors get rooms last now, I was unable to get a room on the first registration process. Despite going online EXACTLY when my appointment time began to avoid a rerun of last year. So I used the same excuse and I think I'm higher up on the wait list for central campus because of it.

Most of the things being cited for me are things that happened months/a year ago. You just weren't aware of them when they happened.

Meek's story is actually 100% accurate. But should probably be canceled out by the fact I've tipped the last 3 times I've used one of the free drink cards Gio let me punch for espresso.

Also, Ori should be an HM imo. Someone who knows the story of what happened at Buffalo Wild Wings on Saturday regarding tipping should fill the thread in. I can assure you, it is grimy.
 

kd-

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Grime rebuke is kinda grimy; it works because there's anti-grime for your grime but it doesn't really work since you can't really quantify the grime other than adverbs.

Being a Grime PR, I guess a 'Win' in this case is something grimy, and a 'Loss' is something not grimy. But 'Losses' aren't funny and I'm lazy. I let a few slide - everybody gets ~1. I rebuked your orange juice thing because technically Richard owed you money anyway, we just all know you used it as an excuse for charging AFTER it happened ;]

Roller IS next level grime, however. And I'm interested in hearing this Ori Story
 

Hot_ArmS

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they went to bdubs after ps3, no one tipped except for roller and someone else

ori was last to leave the table, when the waitress came and said "so are you guys not tipping at all"

which ori responds with a shrug and saying "i dont care"
 

kd-

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Get ripT BWW waitress =/

I assume you (you being the people who went to Bdubs) guys went pretty late seeing as I read bracket started kinda late. I've been with the melee crew twice to BDubs at closing time, and they were not happy with us both times. They are open till two am, but I can't blame them for being unhappy.

GG Ori putting BWW on blast though
 

zyth

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they went to bdubs after ps3, no one tipped except for roller and someone else

ori was last to leave the table, when the waitress came and said "so are you guys not tipping at all"

which ori responds with a shrug and saying "i dont care"
+ :089:. its so grimey it needs a muk
 

Roller

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Just follow the grime...
The waitress was a complete *****. I think she received ~$4.10 total for a $200+ order.

We had kept them there until like 2:30, however they took a ****ing year and a half to bring out our food. I understand why she was upset with us while serving, but come on... If I ask for a refill on a beer. Don't ask if I "reeeeally want one."

**** YOU, WH0RE. Do you have any IDEA who you're talking to?

25: WH0RESBANE :icsmelee:
 

MegaRobMan

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Roots against hometown sports teams. Picked Louisville over MSU during March Madness, cheered for Cowboys over Lions on Thanksgiving, cheered for Rangers over Tigers in the MLB playoffs.
**** that guy. You DO NOT ROOT AGAINST DETROIT CAT TEAMS!

I hate the Lions - I LOVE when they lose because they always do it to themselves: Calvin Johnson putting the ball on the ground against the Bears instead of cradling it, sending in Suh to kick the extra point rather than someone like a punter and lose by one to the Jets, Orlovsky running out the back of the endzone and losing by two to a bad Vikings team, the one game they probably could have won to avoid going 0-16 (4-0 preseason LOLOLOL). That's only recent memory - the Lions being bad is my childhood.

My highschool bandwagon'd on the Tigers' 2006 run to the World Series. I was so sick of it, I actively rooted against them - once again, the Tigers being bad is my childhood again, but I don't really follow baseball. After they lost, only one person really cared that I rooted against the Tigers (and gave me a spiel about rooting for the hometown team) but given the special circumstances surrounding it I don't blame that person.
You suck.
 

kd-

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=/

10frowns

Edit: My memory must be foggy; The Lions didn't lose by one to the Jets but rather lost in overtime - the missed extra point still have significant bearing. Still a classic Lions game willingly embracing defeat than victory 10smiles
 

kd-

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Nah "Your Pichu sucks" was for when Juggleguy crushed my beloved, often-thought-to-be-my-best-character Pichu with his Mario, then crushed my soul after he berated it. I john'd about it, salty ran it back, lost again, and was devastated.
 

kd-

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Yoooooooooooooooooooo wtf get outta here.

With Pichu I might be able to take your Fox, Hot ArmS. Falco is too broken. I beat ThuGz's Fox with my Pichu, yours is basically the same :]]]]]

Wtf is the Pichu-IC's matchup.. I'd be interested to see if I could take your IC's Roller, but I'm also interested to see how my Sheik fares/fairs against your IC's compared to my Fox.
 

MegaRobMan

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Yo, how much money can I get vs your pichu?

Enough for Lions seasons tickets? I think that would be rewarding.
 

ZTD | TECHnology

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I nominate Sparta Kick:

The offense: I challenge him to a MM with a character I don't play against his Snake...while plastered.

He accepts and watches me kill myself for 2 games. Takes my money.

See his sig for details.
 
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