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ZTD | TECHnology

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Ok, story time!

So there's a woman who comes in at my work the same time, every other day. We call her Toby Girl. Why's that? She thinks she's married to this man.


Yes, she thinks she's married to a country singer. While obviously being completely outlandish with her claims, she has some pretty insane stories. From having public sex (lol), to her and him having drunken fights, she's been through it all :<.

Now what makes today interesting wasn't the stories, but rather... her appearance. She stuffed her stomach with a pillow, and I guess you can already imagine why: she thinks she's pregnant. Ranting and raving about unprotected sex (LOL), she was getting to the point where we had to kick her out. When I approached her to request that she needs to lower her voice, she whispered in an almost manic manner,

"What should I name him?"

I'm not sure why of all things that have been going on this caught me the most off-guard, but it did. Honestly, I just stared at her for a little, which probably didn't help because she seemed to grow stolid the moment she asked me. Since I was feeling apathetic about the whole thing, I replied,

"Arty - short for Arthur."

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING WHEN I SAY HER EYES LIT UP LIKE IT WAS A ****ING MESSAGE FROM GOD HIMSELF. She thanked me and said that's the name she'll go with, and walked off.

Grats Arty, your name will be a celebrity's baby ;D

LOL great story.
 

Scythe

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after our brawl doubles fiasco i dont think we can ever team in anything ever again, ever.
 

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Arty, DLA, I found your secret favorite band!



You can thank me later. LOL.
 

Zwarm

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It's official, Nintendo released it as a Club Nintendo gift in Japan.

I realized it might not work in Brawl though because it's technically a classic controller, so I wouldn't be able to move around. >:[
 
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