ocean.......
there comes a time when we all have to realize that we aren't cats and can never be cats. in fact, you will be a human until you die, and as a human you must deal with being smart enough to know how dumb you are, paying the bills, ****ing sally even though she's ugly and pudgy but she has a rich dad, and having to convince yourself things are true through logic and ****.
as an alternative, might i suggest eating cats everyday until you slowly convince yourself that you're becoming like a cat. then you can go buy ears at party city, and then congregate with other cats in the alley and then get taken to the pound by mistake and then you wanna be human again but they kill u anyway.
****.