The Neverending Story 3

[G.Fizzle]

Its shot dead right in the head by a sniper on...........

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

a witch, who appearantly was just a woman dressed up by a small town. But, suddenly...

 

[G.Fizzle]

Jackie Chan streaked by causing a pause from viewers, then.....

 

[Wenbobular]

He was tackled by a sumo wrestler and a gigantic turtle, when suddenly...

 

[G.Fizzle]

The Turtle talked 0__o and it said.............

 

[Falkick]

Random Crap like the wrestler umaga says. "GBSIUGNGONGWOIGMOIGNGOIGIOWIWO!!!!!GMGOPSKMG???SJGGJSIO!!!!!FDNFDNGOGN......."*Splat* I step on the turtle with a giant boot after turning into Hades. Chuck Norris....

 

[Kujirudo]

has nothing to do with this, but if he would be here now he would say:...

 

[Falkick]

something stupid like (I'm sorry, i just have to do it.)

And roundhouse the sumo wrestler from earlier in the face. Then...

 

[Vicious Delicious]

That owl would eat Chuck Norris (OMG, never thought it would happen!) and the sumo wrestler, fly back to Disney World, beakslam Jackie Chan, party at my house, have one too many drinks, and...

 

[lanky_gunner]

wake up the next morning in las vegas with a geno and barbie doll next to him, wondering...

 

[Vicious Delicious]

"Was I the daddy?" to which he realized after a chilling phone call that he was and he immediatly had to venture to the faraway country of...

 

[tails3535]

Bermuda, and when he got there he saw a Needle stuck in a....

 

[agentli]

bottomless pit of doom, which makes sense because.......

 

[fizzyk]

pile of False Mustaches! Which all decided that they needed to wear another false mustache ontop of themselves when...

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Now before we continue, lets get on track: Jackie Chan shocked viewers by blurring past them, but a sumo wrestler named Umaga and a talking turtle tackled him, to which they both start jibbering random stuff. Then Falkick steps on the turtle and turns into Hades. Chuck Norris came in to observe the scene I suppose, then says to a Giant Owl "O RLY?" to which the owl ate Chuck and Umaga, flew to Disney to stab Jackie Chan with his beak, went to my place and got drunk, and eventually woke up with a Geno doll and a Barbie at his side at Las Vegas. The owl receives a chilling phone call saying he is the father of both of them, so the Owl flies with Geno and Barbie to Bermuda. They saw a needle stuck in a bottomless pit of doom due to a pile of false mustaches. They put the mustaches on, when suddenly...

The Owl started puking, and a bunch of phlem and barf landed on Barbie, thus dissolving her. But out of the Barf came Umaga, and he said...

 

[fizzyk]

That when my evil monkey minions attack ypu all with keylime pie!

 

[Vicious Delicious]

...Geno cut him short by using the infamous Rock Candy, doing 300 damage to Umaga and his Keylime-Pie-Monkey Friends, then waited for Umaga to make a move, to which Umaga attacked with...

 

[fizzyk]

A Jelly Doughnut!

 

[Vicious Delicious]

That loved to talk and started talking about how great this thread is and about...

 

[tails3535]

What would happen if he went forward in time when sudddenly he did! And he saw a.......

 

[nux23]

huge something

 

[fizzyk]

More commonly known as an evil giant brakedanicing emo pirate ninja pie!

 

[Vicious Delicious]

That could burst poisond Jelly out of it's center hole, which he blasted at the Geno doll, but Geno...

 

[nux23]

realized that it was no use trying to live so he let himself get killed and since the evil giant brakedanicing emo pirate ninja pie has preformed his sacred routine, he transformed in to diddy kong and then he...

 

[fizzyk]

asploded!

 

[nux23]

no he didn't, he went searching for his long lost sister ganandorf so he started down a road where he met the famous bahamut who said....

 

[TorchMan]

Oh wow.... I never thought I would see the "Never Ending Story" die....well it was good while it lasted.

 

[mario91]

but then bee returned kicked diddy kongs *** and then diddy kong asploded

 

[Pustulio]

and then a large piece of pink **** ate the bee.

 

[nux23]

Billy came by and ate the pink crap and burped. I was unfortunaly near when the horrifying order reached my nostrils. While holding my nose I took out a bazooka and...

 

[Pustulio]

out came the pink ****'s wife

 

[mario91]

with three of the five children of pink **** and its wife

 

[Pustulio]

Pink **** is then reborn with green hair and he finds Cranky Kong and meets up with sonic and then Cranky Kong steps on pink **** and i pissed off because he has pink **** all over his shoe, wait he doesn't have shoes! Dun dun dun.............

 

[Zook]

Well, Cacnea finally got the finally peice of the triforce. He then killed off pink **** and proceded to...

 

[Pustulio]

Create a new piece of pink **** and then take over the world with this pink **** because pink **** is the key to the universe but, suddenly an evil power then posseses the pink **** and the pink **** kills Cacnea and then...............................................................................................

 

[smash~bomber]

...then the seven chaos emeralds come out of no-where and absorb the pink ****, and turn into the 7 emeralds of varying shades of pink ****.

 

[Zook]

The pink asteriskasteriskasteriskasterisk abosrbed the Chaos Emeralds, thus turning into 8-bit Mario.

Ugh, this story used to be cool... Go here to see the cool stuff.

 

[Platypus]

After this, 8-Bit Mario split into Nega-Mario and Wario.

 

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

However, before anything else had happened, the alarm clock rang. It was all a wacky dream for the formerly sleeping being that turned out to be a Vulpix.

 

[Zook]

"Wow!" Mario said, rubbing his eyes. "That was one ****tarded dream!"

So, he went to get his breakfeast. On the table, there was a note from Luigi, saying...