The Neverending Story 3

[Eternal Smasher]

Mewtwo came out of nowhere and attempted to annihilate Koyrminatuu, along with anyone else he managed to catch a glimpse of. However...

 

[FireKP1]

FireKP1 jumped out of nowhere and jumped his head on a light pole which........

 

[camo-man]

causes a giant boulder to roll down a hill. So now, we're running, faster than ever, trying to avoid the giant boulder, when.....

 

[FireKP1]

the boulder turned direction crashing into the whitehosue and killing President Bush. Then a party is held celeabrating his death, however the boulder was still rolling to.....

 

[camo-man]

the ocean! It crashes onto the floor and cracks the earth, releasing a hideous.....

 

[entity]

Big monster! Meanwhile a bunch of Typhoon seawolf-class submarines sale in and blast the monster with a load of nuclear torpedoes. They then sail on to.............

 

[deathblazer]

Aruba where the boulder has started a tsunami that was.......

 

[camo-man]

controlled by an evil god named....

 

[deathblazer]

Jigglypugg. Jigglypugg had the tsunami turn around and head for...........

 

[entity]

A sewing machine factory. Jigglypugg(being a balloon) accidentally bumps into a needle causing it to pop. The sewing machine factory moves too............

 

[super_sonic]

Japan, where it lives it's life happily with his foster parents: the mcdonalds and a skyscraper.

 

[TorchMan]

umm....and then he was teamed up by Raquaza and Groudon and Kyogre, then we...

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Were hit by an asteroid, but used the power of the penguin spirits to redirect the giant rock toward the magical land of...

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Disneyland, where it was completely destroyed. There suddenly was an angry mob of...

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Mr. Potato Heads, who marched in legion searching for the evil lord...

 

[zolt4r]

Disney characters, wielding 2 x 4's, marching into the borders of Mexico, in which they proceeded to...

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Russia, through impossibilities of physical science. They went to Moscow, in which they could control...

 

[G.Fizzle]

Of the city but they did not know that G$$$ has been hiding out there from his bounty hunters and was ready for a fight, however.........

 

[LennyBlaze]

A half-elf Swashbuckler named Lenny Blaze had already been through, killing the helpless civilians in a massacre with his Falchion. But then....

 

[G.Fizzle]

G$$$ realized what had happened and headed off after Lenny knowing the danger, but back at Moscow......

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

the evil mob conquered Moscow and started their world domination by conquering all of Russia first. Back at G$$$...

 

[G.Fizzle]

who was hot on the trail of those who had killed his friends was stopped, because in front of him appeared...

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Keanu Reeves, who said "Die, human!", and fired his...

 

[G.Fizzle]

Shot gun but G$$$ avoided the attack and counter attacked with.......

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

hyper rabid bunnies, who ate Keanu Reeves to the bare bone, then for unknown reasons, the rabbits exploded. G$$$ found Moscow, where he discovered...

 

[G.Fizzle]

he went back the wrong way so he turned around and went back the right way but what he did not know was that......

 

[Wenbobular]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face. But suddenly...

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Ness does a PK Flash on Chuck Norris, which pisses him off really bad, at the same time G$$$ stabs Chuck in the arm. This doesn't hurt Chuck at all, but he is pissed off. Ness and G$$$ team up against Chuck and prepare themselves as he attempts the all-mighty...

 

[G.Fizzle]

Triple round house kick but before he could attack Ness teleported G$$$ away because ha wanted to battle Chuck alone as G$$$ teleported to an unknown location Chuck attacked Ness and Ness..........

 

[Falkick]

Gets his face blown off by a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick (Weapon of the gods!). With Ness Dead, i pop out of friggin' nowhere and start strangling G$$$ while chuck punches his gut. Pretty soon....

 

[G.Fizzle]

G$$$ unleashes his ultimate attack and it knocks Falkick out and throws chuck back, as G$$$ looked for a way out of the void he wondered if........

 

[Shadowblood]

Giant Jigglypuffs would fall from the sky and..........

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

one did, but easily flew back up by Chuck Norris, but G$$$ had enough time at this point to run away, he did and lost Chuck. Then he met...

 

[Shadowblood]

a Marshtomp who was busy versus a Machop and Lunatone. Of course G$$$ gets too close and.........

 

[KillerCoffee]

The Marshtomp gets distracted and the Machop kills him and then he turns on G$$$ and G$$$...

 

[SSBMasterFox]

pulls out his AK-47 and.....

 

[G.Fizzle]

Shoots anything that moves but just as he stopped.....

 

[Zodiak-Lucien]

He found a delicious looking cake on the ground...

 

[G.Fizzle]

and shot that to for looking at him wrong, but back in Moscow................

 

[Zodiak-Lucien]

a porpoise with a purpose does an acrobatic number, then suddenly....