The Neverending Story 3

[CORY]

mauled the SIG PIG!

 

[Mic_128]

then a guy named rhys came onto the scene and noticed Hims fruit. He promptly became a carnivore except

 

[quicky]

he had to piss real bad.When he went to the bathroom to piss a monters made from poop came from the toilet to...

 

[jet]

say hello...? and then he said how's your day been goin, then the guy got freaked out and had a ceazer then...

 

[quicky]

a swat the came and killed them all and is the end...

 

[Meowth]

until Brian Boytano came from the year 3002 to bring everyone back to life. Then they played Monopoly, and...

 

[Shadow Chaos]

brian landed on the other guy's Boardwalk. He screamed NO NOT BOARDWALK and...

 

[CORY]

and then a dancing bananna appeared on the scene out of nowhere and started dancing on the boardwalk...

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Thusly, causing the Banana and Brian to have to pay the bajillion dollars in Monopoly money due to the 8000 futuristic hotels that were placed on it by James Earl Jones....

 

[Shadow Chaos]

but then the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park burst through the wall and stomped on the monoply board. Then they...

 

[CORY]

ran in fear from the hoardes of dancing bananna's that issued forth from the now defunct board...

 

[Shadow Chaos]

and soon over threw the human race. Bannas ruled. But there was a small handfull of rebels, their leader being named...

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Captain Winky, and his two side kicks Lefty and Righty.. They were known as CAPTAIN WINKY, AND THE TESTIE BRIGADE!!! (echo echo echo).....

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Then the bannana people kicked them where it hurt.

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

This kick triggered an incredibule hankering for a nice baked potato.

 

[Mic_128]

So the teste brigade went and bought a potato. Then ate it.

 

[CORY]

but it was an explosive potato, so they blew up and died. banannas around the world rejoiced...

 

[Shadow Chaos]

The bananas were they eaten by a mentally impared cat and his frog.

 

[Meowth]

The cat then ate the frog. James Earl Jones sung a low G and the cat exploded, revealing that he wasn't a cat at all, but was a...

 

[CORY]

dancing bananna. all the other banannas were outraged by the fact that one of their own kind would be canibalistic so they all decided to go on a bananna dancing screaming frenzy...

 

[Shadow Chaos]

and form itno a giant bannawhip pie! They became a giant pie, and would destroy the city. Unless someone had something to say about that, and that was...

 

[Mic_128]

Giant Krusty the Klown! He promptly picked up the pie, hit himself in the face with it and laughed *Krusty laugh* Bart Simpson was so suprised by these turn of events as

 

[quicky]

he could nearly crap himself but a giant asteriod came crashing down to earth which was made of...

 

[CORY]

giant dancing banannas! wtf? ...

 

[Mic_128]

that didn't make sense. But then it's a cartoon so the aseroid plowed straight into the simpsons house. Ned came over and said..

 

[Shadow Chaos]

"Hi-diddly-di are those things for me, marge?"

And then he scooped up the bananas and boiled them in a crockpot along with Tommy Vecetti in Lobster form. But then there was a bright flash and someone appeared, that was...

 

[jet]

not jesus, then someguy said something about another guy and then it started something that no one really knows about then...

 

[Meowth]

Bowser, Wario, Donkey Kong, and Smithy decided to capture Princess Peach together. Mario decided to...

 

[CORY]

just give up and let them have their way with peach because she never gave him any anyway...

 

[quicky]

But peach fought them and kicked there @$$es easily.She said this was more easily than I tought..I can't believe I always let Mario save me.

 

[Meowth]

So she struck a deal with Nintendo to give her her own game called "Super Peach World" in which...

 

[quicky]

she obviously was the star of the game.It was very popular with the male community cuase it was very ...

 

[Meowth]

greatly filled with Fan Service, but the Little Old Ladies Who Have Nothing to Do but Complain (L.O.L.W.H.N.D.C.) started boycotting the Green Party. So, HAL Labs...

 

[choknater]

Finally came up with another SSB but it came out on Super Nintendo. Only cool people have SNESes. And if ppl tried to download a ROM, their computer will explode and they will lose a soul because the LOLWHNDC would eat it. The newbs rebelled, then...

 

[CORY]

the LOLWHNDC called in their dancing banannas to keep the rebellion at bay...

 

[Mic_128]

but were attacked by Haha monkey who used his crazy monkey attack. After the surrounding area waas obliterated..

 

[aewjn]

.....HaHa Monkey started eating the bananas and then puking them back out at the LOLWHNDC, but strangely the LOLWHNDC licked their lips, they were enjoying it...........

 

[CORY]

because they were kinky in that "enjoy having a monkey eat and puke banannas back up on you" sort of way...

 

[Mic_128]

Thankfully the swat team came and took the LOLWHNDC away. Tehn suprising everyone......

 

[Meowth]

the S.W.A.T. team ripped off their masks to reaveal that they were actually the Village People! They started to do the YMCA when suddenly...