The Neverending Story 3

[Gligar_Man]

from the ninja fighting the meteor...

 

[CORY]

but then the ninja jumped ontop of the bannanna and split it in half with his amazing ninja skills and yelled, "SIG PIG!!!"

 

[Gligar_Man]

and that is how babies are made...

 

[jet]

which let to little children playing doctor too much when...

 

[Meowth]

the dancing banana got analy probed by aliens and came back to Earth with the knowledge of...

 

[Smashman]

why Super Smash Bros. Melee exists. A battle between Link and Mario erupted, on Final Destination. Link attacked first, using his...

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

...his Master Sword,but Mario dodged and grabbed him.He whirled Link around and around and then tossed him.Link,defying the laws of physics jumped twice in mid-air and made it back the platform.Link charged at Mario,and Mario fled in fear to the end of the platform.He tryed to move up instead of side to side,but he couldn't."What isa' wrong witha' you!?!?"He yelled to his feet.Link sliced with all his might,leaving not a scratch on Mario but sending him flying away into oblivion."Heh,that was easy,"said Link as Mario exploded.Link was looking for an exit from the platform when Mario came back on some hoverboard.Mario...

 

[CORY]

gently floated to the ground and crouched bad *** ninja style with his head ducked, the looked up suddenly all serious and stared at link. after a moment he said, "I am the One, I am no one's *****..." link...

 

[quicky]

Link:H*ll no you ain't my ***** Zelda,Samus and Peach are!!!.You're ***** is jiggly then he started laughin at him until Bowser came to...

 

[jet]

say stop cussing, for i am the ultimate cussin, and you all are my biznatches, so bow before me mofos, just then...

 

[CORY]

the bannanna rose up from its premature death with its battle cry of "PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!" and commenced its evil dance of death and destruction, ultimately leading to...

 

[Gligar_Man]

the end of time as we know it, unless...

 

[quicky]

The hero of time came to save everyone in the...

 

[Him]

...bowels of Uranus, which would somehow save the world.Him then dies in a humorous way,causing....

 

[quicky]

a portal that took all smashbordians to act like @$$ picking monkeys except for quicky and...

 

[Mic_128]

a dozen others who already act like @$$ picking monkeys. (Sorry quickey but if I am so is all.) The monkeys made a giant *** picking machiene but no-one new the secret of who to try it out on. MK was very nnoyed, saying "I want answers now or.............

 

[shishkabob]

I will take gil from everyone and use it to buy all the items available and kill you all in the RPG! And become number 1 while you guys bow down before me while I torture you... MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" So then George came and said...

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

"...aw9-5rjwa43orka9- 09-j32r0a9wjef a094j5adfmkla...." Then everyone stared at him and started crying...

 

[Big Andy]

because the dipers were falling and they...

 

[shishkabob]

couldn't understand l33t, so everyone learned l33t and started talking l33t. A mna said... "w007! 1337 R $0 (001!" Then...

 

[CORY]

the bannanna stopped his evil evil dance of destruction and stared at the 1337 speak ninja then very eloquently and grammatically correct said, "...

 

[Gligar_Man]

i concur with you whole heartidely my brother...

 

[Meowth]

but you must die!" So he shot him! He was arrested by the 1337 police and sentenced to...

 

[choknater]

go to heaven. He giggled at the ridiculousness of the punishment, and went with it. But then the 1337 police called upon their...

 

[CORY]

three headed dog of **** to dispense with the sentencing. the bananna shook in fright as he watched the shadow of the huge dog on a wall as it approached him. his fright grew with every slightly thudding step of the huge beast. he could smell the horrible horrible stench that issued forth from it, the fire and brimstone from the depths of **** surrounding it. he covered his eyes in fright as the beast turned the corner but opened them again quickly so it could see the face of its killer... a three headed french poodle? wtf?...

 

[shishkabob]

"ARRRRRRRR!" The banana was torn into 3 thirds and all the heads had a piece and he died. Then his ghost went into the above... but it's actually... ****! So he gets trapped and beaten 24 hrs aday... Meanwhile, the dogs are constapated...

 

[CORY]

but the real problem is that the thirds of the bananna's body the three headed **** poodle had eaten are still sentient within their bodies and are about to explode from their collective chest ala aliens...

 

[shishkabob]

So they explode and bananas pop outand rule the world for a while, because then their ultimate tormentor came....................

THE CHIMPANZEE!

It ate all the bananas then fell asleep, then...

 

[Him]

...annoyingjammez came and uh... "violated" it.It woke up scared and confuz-ed.Jamez said ...

 

[Game & Watch]

'how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could check wood?'

The chimps, the started beating the crap out of James because the woodchuck was a bad word in Chimp language

 

[Mic_128]

ad then beat up Game & Watch for typing it too. The problem was they hadn't counted on Game & Watch's legendary

 

[CORY]

bananna summoning powers. he summoned the banannas out of the chimps bodies, causing them all to explode as the banannas forcibly forced their way out of their bodies...

 

[Smashman]

and they jumped out of their peels. They went around attacking all of the Smash Bros. characters, until...

 

[CORY]

dk popped up on his little platform thingy. all the banannas stared in awe at the great simian as he floated above them for a moment then descended into their midst. he looked about him calmly then the banannas pounced upon him, ripping him to pieces...

 

[shishkabob]

And then Candy Kong got ***** by the bananas and everybody died! Except for me, you know why? CUZ IM THE BANANA KING! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH! So I comanded the bananas to go kill...

 

[Mic_128]

the lord Apple, for there has been major fights wether bananas can be clasified as fruit, and apples leading the revolt. They started towards....

 

[CORY]

the great apple tree. once there they started to climb it when this kid appeared out of nowhere and said, "one, two, three, get off my father's apple tree!" the banannas looked at the boy for a second, then...

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

A fierce war of fly-swatters and large branches began, with the boy losing to the hoard of bananas..THEN suddenly the apples wobbled around the corner and fired off their seeds toward the bananas which......

 

[Meowth]

caused a disruption in the time-space continum. To make things right, everybody was teleported to Australia, cirta 1953. Then the leader apple, Johnny, said...

 

[Gligar_Man]

i wish i was a penguin so i could fly away to...