The Neverending Story 3

[sum41]

shot him with several rounds of a submachine gun. Steve fell dead and then clint took some peptobismol and went to the local....

 

[jet]

strip club and then he died because the girls were so hot there and he was commiting alot of sins when...

 

[Him]

...Him walked in and got killed by jack the Ripper because he thought he was a prostitute.He then went to his next victum....

 

[Eor]

...when my army of red lemurs jump out of the groudn and eat off his earlobes, and then bite off his shine. they then go around and conquer the entire land of....

 

[quicky]

Guardia.Then the legendary hero Crono took out his legendary...

 

[Him]

broom.And with that broom he smited all the lemurs.They all lived happily ever after.The End...

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Monkey, who when provoked, throws bird droppings on you. The monkey got scared so Crono....

 

[shishkabob]

ate it and said "Mmm, mmm, good!". so then everyone went to the temple of the darned and prayed there until 5 years later everyone looked like hobos and they finally managed to summon the almighty toilet paper roll, of DOOM! So the toilet paper roll ate everyone except Crono and they all went out to eat at...

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Luigi's Palace! So they ordered a pizza and out came a fishy looking man with a mustache. He pulled out the...

 

[shishkabob]

snoball and pasted everyone. So then the toilet paper got mad and used all its mana to consume the body of the mustached man, then../.

 

[jet]

somebody spelled a word wrong and then Tic killed them, without mercy when...

 

[Gligar_Man]

gligar man saves the day, throwing pineapples at all evil do-ers! and people who have alot of speelin' errors

 

[Game & Watch]

but then, people started making grammar errors, and so evil doers started attacking those people. THe entire place was breaking down in madness untill...

 

[Nacho Loco]

the legendary wang of darkness who came to piss on everybody in the place but the f...

 

[Eor]

funky lepracuans came down and started eating everyones flesh. and they all....

 

[jet]

died but were still living, so they all dove into the sea to get the Dragon Balls when...

 

[Phillip Chanter]

They encountered a giant, ugly, bone crunching, maro sucking octopus! "Fo Fi Fai Fo Fe! I smell something I'm gonna eat!" shouted the octopus as he chased the poor lepherchans! When suddenly, they bribed the octopus with some gold "Wait Mr. Octo thing..." said one lepherchan "If you don't eat us we'll give you this gold! If you do eat us however...

 

[quicky]

you will fart all he way to ****ing ****!!!!!!!!!but meanwhile in the City of....

 

[Game & Watch]

Chococo bokacoco, a young chococococo was being born from a bococaoko. Everyone one from all around went to see this amazing creation for it were to make history because...

 

[choknater]

the creation was quite a sight. It was because there was a shell of crime flat shook scream juice in the barnyard. Even though there were still some lemurs that were living...

 

[quicky]

in planet :newbie: but then the Dark Side(not the clan ) came to give pain to...

 

[jet]

The rebel's fleet women, just then the Dark Side (not the clan) landed on the rebel's planet and then they said...

 

[Eor]

"oh crap" because a bunch of red lemurs jumped down and ate there....

 

[choknater]

And suddenly a bunch of blue lemurs started eating the red lemurs. Then some random homeless man stood up and said "Why are we bringing back the lemurs?" but it didn't matter because the homeless man turned into a monster and said "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!" right in your face. The monster looked like...

 

[Eor]

and was hillary clinton. She then sucked out his soul and created an evil army of doom to conquer the world.

 

[quicky]

When they thought everything was coming to the end but Metriod Killer came being the killer he was he tried to killed them but then realized(sp?) that they were not Metriods so instead thay killed him until the last great...

 

[jet]

murderer, was arrested for eaing to much cheese, but then a colony of atomic bunnies, busted him out of jail then...

 

[Eor]

the red lemurs came and ate their inards. Hillary Clinton, now the evil ruler of earth, became a nun.

 

[choknater]

But then a mysterious person who wanted universal domination edited her post to say "I AM NOT A MODERATOR AND IT IS NOT MY JOB TO ENFORCE THE RULES.

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

Then a vet said "You stupid n00b, don't type in all caps."

 

[jet]

And then I said don't end sentences with periods when all of a sudden...

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

A girl visited the boards with a new post saying "Hi I'm a girl ," OMG not a woman? no way? This caused SWF members...

 

[jet]

revolt and cybermolest her which isn't allowed at smashboards so everyone stopped then...

 

[choknater]

Gideon decided to close down SWF to make some new hacks, then a trillion more glitches are born. Then someone saves the day by...

 

[Gligar_Man]

going back in time and leaving everything the way it was...

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

...but went too far back in time and...

 

[jet]

...forgot to were his underwear so he went back forward in time to...

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

... too far! he realized he was out of style cause everyone had flasy stuff on (no pun intended)...

 

[quicky]

there crotch and or wangs so he was then a lemur came to shove a big....

 

[CORY]

dancing bannanna into the middle of the street to distract everyone...