The Man Behind the Screen: Revelations and Insights into the life of MaxFireXSA

[Indigo Jeans]

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Maxfire XSA.

The vast majority of you might remember him for his insightful and intuitive posts and threads such as these:

http://www.smashboards.com/newreply.../images/revolution/buttons/viewpost.gif[/IMG]
Holy cow! I've never seen such a experience through the 'Target Break'. Very cool.

Anyways, the videos that you got to see was funny. The Game Show Bloopers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGmgi...e=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Rtq...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoXQ6...e=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVIW...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubklv...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-fhc...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyDOX...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqq9z...e=channel_page

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxfireXSA
Look at Luigi dancing, I think he's more flexible than Mario.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxfireXSA
The machine will calm you down, by listening to the nicest, and calm music.

I insert my Christmas Tree.

And his most infamous quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxfireXSA
I will report you to the staffs!

However, MaxfireXSA was not all that he seemed. Quickly after bcoming an Administrator, he began to fire, demote, and ban the four poorly moderated Staffs, Cashed, Xsyven, Azua, and Crimson King.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=228217

Never failing to go down without a fight though, Azua bravely held her ground and challenged his newfound authority.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Killjoy
maxfire we're having a rap battle to determine this!!!!!

However, MaxfireXSA swiftly overcame her with debilitating procrastination beams, which are included in Adminship.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Killjoy

............later

Soon after Azua was defeated, it seemed no one else would be able to stop the Staffs reign of terror.

No one, except for....

MELEERULER!

Meleeruler sensed the impending danger thirty years in the past, while he was meditating in the Antarctic, and thusly created his account on the Smashboards before they were even created.

Meleeruler chased a bear out of its cave by slapping it with a machine gun chainsaw shark he caught with his bare hands, then quickly fell into a deep, hibernative sleep.

After laying dormant for thirty years, Meleeruler awakened and came out of the permafrost that had accumilated over him by creating an earthquake. He had gotten into the Back Room without even trying as well.

He then rushed to Azua's aid.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Meleeruler
The Communist Regime of Meleeruler will at this time be forced to have an immediate assassination of MaxfireXSA and all relating authority. All rebels will be shot.This being quickly followed by the communistic rise to power.

With these mighty words, the raging MaxfireXSA was eventually subdued.

However, his story did not end there. Maxfire had accounts on many corners of teh Internet, and used these to spread anti-Smash Boards propaganda.

MaxfireXSA's Guildwars threadhttp://guildwars.incgamers.com/forum...d.php?t=488669

His Magicdeckvortex profilehttp://www.magicdeckvortex.com/forums/member.php?u=966

His Capcom-Unity Profilehttp://www.capcom-unity.com/maxfirexsa/

But hark! Is there a sign of intelligence veiled beneath that unassuming low-IQ? MaxfireXSA is appearantly also a media reviewer:

http://e3.g4tv.com/users/maxfirexsa/index/

And a collection of his other accounts scattered across the Internet.
http://forum.mugen-infantry.net/inde...ummary;u=41633
http://www.privateerpressforums.com/...948-MaxfireXSA
http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/fa...-fable-tlc-49/
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pro...ame=MaxfireXSA
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...8Miq5M4PCJIPhw
His GamerCardhttp://profile.mygamercard.net/MaxfireXSA
http://wow.incgamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=425556
http://forums.asp.net/p/1336845/2700711.aspx
http://social.bioware.com/language.p...%26lang_id%3D5
Quote:
Like your cheering me "MaxfireXSA is a man, he can do it, no one can!" ... Way to go Maxfirexsa you put can instead of can't in your cheer. ...
You really should see a couple of these. They will give you insights into the person MaxfireXSA was...

or is.



And here is his most damaging accusation, making others a bit more wary of the activities we tend to do here in the Smashboards. Such as, allegedley, flaming and banning for bad grammars.

http://www.mywot.com/en/forum/2171-s...ds-please-read

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxFireXSA
Smashboards are bad for kids - Please Read

Please don't go to Smashboards due to their negative behavior. Those members in Smashboards can use strong language, and it is bad for children under 13 or 17 years old. PARENTS, DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREN GO TO SMASHBOARDS, IT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE TO YOUR CHILDREN.

WOT, Smashboards is an unsafe site due to the members' negative behavior, and it's not safe for children under 13 or 17 years old.

-Robert


MaxfireXSA has been recognized as an extremely dangerous individual, however, and is now under heavy, twenty-four-hours-a-day surveillance by Boardwatchers.

http://www.boardtracker.com/profile/234/429285


--

And so, my fellow Smashboarders, I present to you these facts in the hopes that you will see MaxfireXSA for what he really is: a covert spy extroardinaire, planting the seeds of the Smash Boards' downfall all over the Internet.

Readers, beware, should you ever sight MaxfireXSA or come into any type of contact with him, do not attempt to subdue him. He is exremely dangerous and poses a threat to your life.

If you value you time on the earth, report any sightings to the MaxfireXSA Awareness, Information, and Tip Hotline, at 1-800-555-MXSA

 

[Cease Tick]

This is a good thread.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I try good sir, I try.

That and Maxfire is an amazing subject.

 

[.Marik]

Words can't describe how amusing or entertaining I found this.

 

[Falconv1.0]

This is a good thread.

Don't listen to this fool he doesn't know what he's saying.

It's an AMAZING thread.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Don't listen to this fool he doesn't know what he's saying.

It's an AMAZING thread.

Now that I hear it from the likes of you I know it must be true.

 

[john!]

posting in epic thread

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

I applaud your genius.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

You all humour me too much. (|OO|

PS: don't read the SmashNews version.

Just stick to the UB thread.

 

[Frown]

He signs in on aim from time to time. Apparently, he wants his account back.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I know.

Appearantly he pesters the Staffs to no end.

 

[Falconv1.0]

posting in epic thread

Knitting in epic yarn more like it.

I would love for him to return in like 3 years and sound more educated than over 95% of us.

 

[GwJ]

toasting epic bread

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Falcon, you DO know that he's spelled "Tuscon" wrong in EVERY one of his profiles, right?

GwJ you almost made me choke on a cherry seed.

 

[highfive]

Too legit. Mad props. High fives will be spread around like a cheap hooker's STDs.

 

[REL38]

This thread is everything + a bag of chips

:D

 

[Xsyven]

I'm glad I was a part of this history. XD

 

[Indigo Jeans]

You were almost vanquished by MaxfireXSA.

How do you feel about that?

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Bad language? *facepalm* I've heard worse at my ELEMENTRY school.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

This thread made my morning, thanks Star.

 

[ndayday]

It is a social group about me, because they miss me in Smashboards, and it is all the Smashboards' staffs fault for stealing my account.

@Smashboards fans: I miss you too.

Oh m y.

Also, good blog.

edit: also, reading through the Guild Wars thread reveals he has Asperger's.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Where did you find that quote? I need moar liek those for the OP.

 

[ndayday]

Guild Wars thread which you provided. It's somewhere in there.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

That quote made me go baw.

 

[§witch]

Bad language? *facepalm* I've heard worse at my ELEMENTRY school.

Wat.

Also elementary*, nice try though, champ.

 

[GwJ]

Oh m y.

Also, good blog.

edit: also, reading through the Guild Wars thread reveals he has Asperger's.

I have asperger's too and I don't act like a......silly person(?)

Point is, there's more to his weirdness than asperger's.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I have no idea as to what asperger's is.

 

[Jim Morrison]

I have no idea as to what asperger's is.

Everyone on the internet supposedly has it, including you.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Oh gosh.

I never expected myself of having a... mental disorder?

Everyone on the internet is autistic in some way or form apparently.

 

[Jim Morrison]

You got it!

 

[GwJ]

In a nutshell, if you are asperger's-erish, you traded social smarts for brain smarts.

 

[RATED]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

here it is... read it.

also did you guys now that people with conditions with Asperger, selective mutism( people who barely talk at school or social situations like that but they talk a lot in other situations like in home or msn.) and autism , those problems cure has been researched that his "maybe " "cure" or "treatment" can be the online chats( msn or things like that) since most of them "fear" or dislike to speak.

 

[Jim Morrison]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

here it is... read it.

also did you guys now that people with conditions with Asperger, selective mutism( people who barely talk at school or social situations like that but they talk a lot in other situations like in home or msn.) and autism , those problems cure has been researched that his "maybe " "cure" or "treatment" can be the online chats( msn or things like that) since most of them "fear" or dislike to speak.

That's not a cure, that's avoiding the problem completely.

 

[Frown]

TL;DR: If you have Asperger's syndrome, you have problems interacting with other people and you are bothered by inconsistency. You also get extremely interested by certain subjects, and you have no problem memorizing absurd amounts of data concerning that subject.

I don't know. The guy could be trolling us all.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

No, Asperger's syndrome is real. Google it.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

It seems to me that in this day and age the world, and if not, at least the US, is making up a myriad of diseases to attempt to make their children's failures, shortcomings, and problems in general less of a negative impact in their lives.

 

[RATED]

That's not a cure, that's avoiding the problem completely.

I used the "this" , also I consider that it can really help, since they start "getting to know' the person or just talking and them slowly start knowing people slowly.

I really know someone that he does talk a lot by msn and IRL he doesnt talk that much, but before he even spoke less. Chatting in msn and those stuff really helps to get the " security" to talk to people.

 

[GwJ]

It seems to me that in this day and age the world, and if not, at least the US, is making up a myriad of diseases to attempt to make their children's failures, shortcomings, and problems in general less of a negative impact in their lives.

Starturds, it is a mental defect based on the joint reactions of multiple studies, not the reaction of a soccer mom who doesn't want to accept she has an odd kid. I have it too and don't let it affect me. It's not a disease, you can overcome it somewhat.

 

[Zajice]

I enjoyed this thread.


Verily so.

 

[Mota]

Wow how did I miss this thread! Epic tis is.

MaxfireXSA was the best thing to happen to Smashboards.

LOL that's me circled on the screenshot of Meleerulers profile. I just recently changed my avatar back to the same one as well haha.