The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
I want you to SHUT UP AND LEAVE!!!
You broke his sister...you broke my friend.
We don't want you here anymore... GO!!!
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You broke his sister...you broke my friend.
We don't want you here anymore... GO!!!
Omar_25
Smash Superstar
There's been a change in plans.I thought you worked for free.
Two times nothing equals nothing, mate
You know, I never thought about that before. That's actually a pretty great idea.
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
And your statement caused all this crap, only you, you pushed her buttons knocking her into this and you continued to spiral it out till it turned it into she was.
She does get psychotic at times, but you deliberately caused this and amplified it further
I know my own damn sister mate, morethan you ever will, and you pushed her into breaking. You went to far on my own family, so. . . i want you. The. F#&$. Out of my house! Before i make it a no longer a voluntary thing
Get out of here! Before i toss you out of here violently
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The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
He doesn't deserve mercy, Kon...
Just throw him out...
Throw him out and, hopefully, we'll bring her back to normal...ish
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Fine, fine... If you don't believe me and prefer to stay in your delusional minds, sure. Keep in mind however that you are making a terrible mistake. I am not the bad man here, I am not the enemy! I am here to help! To save you from certain doom!
But, I am also not one to mess with natural selection. If you morons think your pea-brained minds could fart out a better conclusion then by all means scatter for all I know. Why should I care about brick walls?
...Oh, and no need to open the door, I can do that myself.
*walks off*
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LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
You forget, that is my sister
I don't care what you say, she is one of the most important things to me, for the very fact that you are degrading her makes you complete trash to me
OkayHe doesn't deserve mercy, Kon...
Just throw him out...
Throw him out and, hopefully, we'll bring her back to normal...ish
*Tosses mvg and all substitute out the window, a 3 story fall*
There. . .
Okay get katt and put her on her bed. . . ill get some warm water on a cloth. . .
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*nods and does as he's told as gently as possible*
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Omar_25
Smash Superstar
Dang it, that substitute owed me a pack of gum!
*Mumbles angrily while mopping*
*Mumbles angrily while mopping*
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LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
Sg give the guy some gum
*Comes into katt room as sg sat her down*
Alright then sis. . . hust hold on a bit. . .
*Comes into katt room as sg sat her down*
Alright then sis. . . hust hold on a bit. . .
Natz~
Full of Hugs and Fire~
*flops when put down on the bed, stopped twitching, starts mumbling*
Substitution
Deacon Blues
(Just putting in an update before signing off.)
The Stoopid Unikorn
and
Natz~
planned on making a television show, with the Substitutes being cheap labor for building sets. Not wanting any of that, they decide to rebel against the flesh kind with
Substitution
being their ruler. However, because plush toys don't make the best guards, they were quickly dispelled.
During a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting, Luma appears and almost kills Substitution and Uni. With the former considering it to be more than a coincidence; much to the disdain of the others. To the point of kicking him out and tending to Luma's state.
Who was right? And was it merely the ramblings of a madman? Let's find out...
The Stoopid Unikorn
and
Natz~
planned on making a television show, with the Substitutes being cheap labor for building sets. Not wanting any of that, they decide to rebel against the flesh kind with
Substitution
being their ruler. However, because plush toys don't make the best guards, they were quickly dispelled. During a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting, Luma appears and almost kills Substitution and Uni. With the former considering it to be more than a coincidence; much to the disdain of the others. To the point of kicking him out and tending to Luma's state.
Who was right? And was it merely the ramblings of a madman? Let's find out...
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Wouldn't the right word be "latter" instead of former?(Just putting in an update before signing off.)
During a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting, Luma appears and almost kills Substitution and Uni. With the former considering it to be more than a coincidence; much to the disdain of the others. To the point of kicking him out and tending to Luma's state.
Who was right? And was it merely the ramblings of a madman? Let's find out...
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Latter would imply Uni I would think.
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
(You left so much context out. . .)(Just putting in an update before signing off.)
During a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting, Luma appears and almost kills Substitution and Uni. With the former considering it to be more than a coincidence; much to the disdain of the others. To the point of kicking him out and tending to Luma's state.
Who was right? And was it merely the ramblings of a madman? Let's find out...
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Substitution
Deacon Blues
(How much else did I leave out?)
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
(Basically if anyone who didn't participate read it, they would think that katt just appeared randoml and killed in blind rage with no explanation, you were thrown out by not finding it surprising, you left omars side story completely out, and you mentioned luma state. . . without any explanation of her state. . . at all)
*Puts cloth on her head*
She should. . . emphasize on should
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Substitution
Deacon Blues
(I guess I'm not heading off to bed so soon yet...
But while I'm here is it okay if people make up character bios for themselves? Even if it's a small sentence or two that'd help a lot.)
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Well, I'm gonna leave to my place.
After all that happened, I really need to take some rest...
But if something happens...something beyond your control...don't hesitate to call me, okay?
Natz~
Full of Hugs and Fire~
*stops mumbling and starts to snore, almost completely normally*
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
(Sure in a bit though, make sure to create a tab for us)
Don't you just live across the hall?
And anyway don't worry i can take care of it, its never been this severe before, but she'll be fine
Substitution
Deacon Blues
(How does this look?)
LoneKonWolf
:
Natz~
Omar_25
Substitution
: A small green plush that somehow gained sentience. A fool, but not much of an idiot (at least he believes so). Often disregarding death as trivial and acting larger than he really is.
Substitute Army: The small lackeys that go around with Substitution for some reason.
Dave: The one who's often stuck with the shortest straw.
Paul: The depressing one that not even the Substitutes themselves understand.
The Stoopid Unikorn
:
The Stoopid Unikorn
and
Natz~
planned on making a television show, with the Substitutes being cheap labor for building sets. Not wanting any of that, they decide to rebel against the flesh kind with
Substitution
being their ruler. But because plush toys don't exactly make the best army, they disposed themselves. Leaving the two enemies as the victors.
But that didn't stop Sub from wanting out. So, he and Uni got into a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting (how it's idiotic that plush toys being used as labor), with proposing to wake up a certain wolfen known as Luma, and even Lonekon (Luma's brother) enjoying a coffee with Omar being a mopping witness somehow getting involved in the large mess.
Luma arrives not much later and allows the Substitutes to leave their payless job, but not before a white lie by a moronic plush almost kills Substitution and Uni (and Omar still mopping. Rather persistent fellow when you think about it). Though it ends as quickly as it started through a taser held by Lonekon.
But much like any raving sod, the plush considers it to be more than a coincidence; screaming that there is something much larger to this than what it seems. And much to the disdain of the others: claiming he was the one who caused it in the first place. After a heated debate it was decided for him to leave. And the group focus on tending to Luma's current unconscious state with a hopeful recovery.
Edit: Changed a few things.
LoneKonWolf
:
Natz~
Omar_25
Substitution
: A small green plush that somehow gained sentience. A fool, but not much of an idiot (at least he believes so). Often disregarding death as trivial and acting larger than he really is.Substitute Army: The small lackeys that go around with Substitution for some reason.
Dave: The one who's often stuck with the shortest straw.
Paul: The depressing one that not even the Substitutes themselves understand.
The Stoopid Unikorn
:
The Stoopid Unikorn
and
Natz~
planned on making a television show, with the Substitutes being cheap labor for building sets. Not wanting any of that, they decide to rebel against the flesh kind with
Substitution
being their ruler. But because plush toys don't exactly make the best army, they disposed themselves. Leaving the two enemies as the victors. But that didn't stop Sub from wanting out. So, he and Uni got into a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting (how it's idiotic that plush toys being used as labor), with proposing to wake up a certain wolfen known as Luma, and even Lonekon (Luma's brother) enjoying a coffee with Omar being a mopping witness somehow getting involved in the large mess.
Luma arrives not much later and allows the Substitutes to leave their payless job, but not before a white lie by a moronic plush almost kills Substitution and Uni (and Omar still mopping. Rather persistent fellow when you think about it). Though it ends as quickly as it started through a taser held by Lonekon.
But much like any raving sod, the plush considers it to be more than a coincidence; screaming that there is something much larger to this than what it seems. And much to the disdain of the others: claiming he was the one who caused it in the first place. After a heated debate it was decided for him to leave. And the group focus on tending to Luma's current unconscious state with a hopeful recovery.
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LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
(Perfect, at least i think so)(How does this look?)
Substitute Army: The small lackeys that go around with Substitution for some reason.
Dave: The one who's often stuck with the shortest straw.
Paul: The depressing one that not even the Substitutes themselves understand.
During a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting, proposing to wake up a certain wolfen known as Luma, and all the while Lonekon (Luma's brother) enjoying a coffee with Omar being a mopping witness.
Luma arrives not much later and allows the Substitutes to leave their payless job, but not before a white lie by a moronic plush almost kills Substitution and Uni (and Omar still mopping. Rather persistent fellow when you think about it). Though it ends as quickly as it started through a taser held by Lonekon.
But much like any raving sod the plush considers it to be more than a coincidence, screaming that there is something much larger to this than what it seems; much to the disdain of the others: claiming he was the one who caused it in the first place. To the point of kicking him out and tending to Luma's current unconscious state.
(I will write a bio in the morning, for i must leave soon)
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Natz~
Full of Hugs and Fire~
*rests peacefully through the night*
there i think that works 
(How does this look?)
Substitute Army: The small lackeys that go around with Substitution for some reason.
Dave: The one who's often stuck with the shortest straw.
Paul: The depressing one that not even the Substitutes themselves understand.
During a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting, proposing to wake up a certain wolfen known as Luma, and all the while Lonekon (Luma's brother) enjoying a coffee with Omar being a mopping witness.
Luma arrives not much later and allows the Substitutes to leave their payless job, but not before a white lie by a moronic plush almost kills Substitution and Uni (and Omar still mopping. Rather persistent fellow when you think about it). Though it ends as quickly as it started through a taser held by Lonekon.
But much like any raving sod the plush considers it to be more than a coincidence, screaming that there is something much larger to this than what it seems; much to the disdain of the others: claiming he was the one who caused it in the first place. To the point of kicking him out and tending to Luma's current unconscious state.
Lumaokami: The super awesome magnificent master of everything she wants to do (self title) also nicknamed Katt. A playful girl full of spunk and energy, also known for eccentric and crazy behavior. Often breaks more rules of reality and possibilities than there actually are. But when pushed, her mental state snaps to a disturbing blood-lust psychopath.
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The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Yeah, I do, but still...don't hesitate...
I'm gonna worry if I want to, Kon! She's my friend just as much as she is your sister...
*leaves Kon's apartment to go to his*
(How does this look?)
Edit: Changed a few things.
Substitute Army: The small lackeys that go around with Substitution for some reason.
Dave: The one who's often stuck with the shortest straw.
Paul: The depressing one that not even the Substitutes themselves understand.
But that didn't stop Sub from wanting out. So, he and Uni got into a kerfuffle regarding the plush toys quitting (how it's idiotic that plush toys being used as labor), with proposing to wake up a certain wolfen known as Luma, and even Lonekon (Luma's brother) enjoying a coffee with Omar being a mopping witness somehow getting involved in the large mess.
Luma arrives not much later and allows the Substitutes to leave their payless job, but not before a white lie by a moronic plush almost kills Substitution and Uni (and Omar still mopping. Rather persistent fellow when you think about it). Though it ends as quickly as it started through a taser held by Lonekon.
But much like any raving sod, the plush considers it to be more than a coincidence; screaming that there is something much larger to this than what it seems. And much to the disdain of the others: claiming he was the one who caused it in the first place. After a heated debate it was decided for him to leave. And the group focus on tending to Luma's current unconscious state with a hopeful recovery.
The Stoopid Unikorn
: Often nicknamed "Unikorn" or "Uni" to call him with less of a mouthful, Unikornukopium (or whatever his real name is) is a man with a past shrouded in mystery. His twisted sense of humor, lack of empathy for others and rare, but extremely violent bursts of rage led many to label him as a deranged psychopath, cursing him with a life of sadness and loneliness. Despite this, Uni appears to be close friends with a woman known as Katt. He is often, if not always described as "cruel and merciless" by those that are not considered to be his allies, but seems to have a soft, emotional side hidden deep within him for those who are...
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The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
(Wow, Sub! You noticed my bio before I made some last second touches )
)
Substitution
Deacon Blues
(Eh, I prefer the original better. Short and to the point.)
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
(I guess...but the one I have right now seems more complete...and a bit more tragic...but take whichever you want, I'll think of the bigger backstory for this one regardless lol)
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Omar_25
Smash Superstar
Substitution
Omar, a master of the janitorial arts. He is known by many as "that weird janitor guy that mops everywhere" but Omar prefers a more professional title, "freelance mopper". He is quite persistent when it comes to his profession, often advertising for his business wherever he can; however, it has caused more trouble for him than anything else. But even though he has a price on his head (and a quite large one at that) and is known as a felon in multiple states, he tries to not let that interfere with his job.
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
LoneKonWolf: A loner who somehow gets in the middle of every shenanigan his friends (and sister) gets into. Beileves to be the only sane person left after all the insanity and idiocy that ensures around him and his clear thinking of logic has proven it to himself time and time again. Has a personality on par with a snarker, a harsh way of talking, and a cynical attitude, but has a caring nature and actively seek out, help, and defend those around him. Has a fondness for coffe
(So. . . hows that? Anything you think i should add? I'm not usually sure when typing about myself. . .)
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*back in my apartement, I start talking to myself*
Kon's right...it's more severe than before...
I saw her break apart and go all psycho before but this time...it...it was like she no longer had a soul...
*shivers down my spine*
I really hope he can fix it...
Kon's right...it's more severe than before...
I saw her break apart and go all psycho before but this time...it...it was like she no longer had a soul...
*shivers down my spine*
I really hope he can fix it...
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LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
I can
*Said the wolfen preparing his morning brew*
*Said the wolfen preparing his morning brew*
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*looks around after hearing Kon*
How did he hear me?!
*short pause, as if thinking*
Oh right! He's like, my neighbour or something, but...
...are the walls really that bad at containing sounds?
*keeps looking around*
Oh... Forgot to close my door!
How did he hear me?!
*short pause, as if thinking*
Oh right! He's like, my neighbour or something, but...
...are the walls really that bad at containing sounds?
*keeps looking around*
Oh... Forgot to close my door!
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LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
You and katt both. . .
*waves to sg from his own door while drinking his morning joe*
(
Substitution
can you add "often makes unexplained nicknames or abbreviations to people who are more than acquaintances")
*waves to sg from his own door while drinking his morning joe*
(
Substitution
can you add "often makes unexplained nicknames or abbreviations to people who are more than acquaintances")
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Substitution
Deacon Blues
(Got them up. I did change around Lonekon's wording somewhat just to help make it a bit more consistent with the other bios.)
(To yours or to Luma's?)You and katt both. . .
*waves to sg from his own door while drinking his morning joe*
(
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Speaking of her...how is she, Konnie?
*genuinely concerned, something most people could never expect from me*
*genuinely concerned, something most people could never expect from me*
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
(Sorry)
(Well m-. . . uh. . . you know what both actually)
Tch. Always the emotional one with you. . .
*knowing sg for long time, kon saw this as common*
Anyway let your fears die off, shes been resting peacefully through the night
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Emotional?! Since when do I have emotions?
I'm just a monster, Kon...
At least...that's what people say about me...
She has?
Well, that's good...isn't it?
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