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[LoneKonWolf]

Emotional?! Since when do I have emotions?

I'm just a monster, Kon...

At least...that's what people say about me...



She has?

Well, that's good...isn't it?

Since I've known you idiot
*Hits sg on the back of the head*
Stop cutting yourself short

More or less, i just hope she isn't violent when she wakes up

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Since I've known you idiot
*Hits sg on the back of the head*
Stop cutting yourself short

*chuckles, taking a joking tone* How dare you call me an idiot, puppy?

More or less, i just hope she isn't violent when she wakes up

As do I...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*chuckles, taking a joking tone* How dare you call me an idiot, puppy?


As do I...

We can always stick you in a child's closet then. I wonder how many childhood dreams you'll destroy then. . .

*Said without emotion, continues to drink coffee*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

We can always stick you in a child's closet then. I wonder how many childhood dreams you'll destroy then. . .

Probably more than you could fix, mate!

But seriously...thanks for the slap...I needed it...

 

[Substitution]

*squeak*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Wait! What was that?

*I look in my apartment*

Kon...you threw that plush at MY place...

What did I tell you about leaving trash on MY floor?

 

[Substitution]

Oh hardy har har...
Look, I just wanted to make amends for what happened last night. I... went too far.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Probably more than you could fix, mate!

Whats that suppose to mean mate

But seriously...thanks for the slap...I needed it...

Oh just tell me when you ever need another one, I'll always be obliged to help

. . . even if you don't need one. . . and maybe not just a slap anyway

*squeak*

I thought i kicked you out doll. . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

(You could add "twisted sense of humor" in my bio, though...)

Oh hardy har har...
Look, I just wanted to make amends for what happened last night. I... went too far.

Wrong home, plushie!

Want to apologize? Go see the one with the coffee mug.

Whats that suppose to mean mate

Nothing...

Oh just tell me when you ever need another one, I'll always be obliged to help

. . . even if you don't need one. . . and maybe not just a slap anyway

And what's THAT supposed to mean?

 

[Substitution]

Wrong home, plushie!

Want to apologize? Go see the one with the coffee mug.

...Okay.

*faces Lonekon*

I'm sorry for what I did.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Wait! Did you say sore-y?

I thought plushies couldn't feel pain!

 

[Substitution]

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What's wrong, plushie?

Did I ruin your little bromance moment?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

...Okay.

*faces Lonekon*

I'm sorry for what I did.

. . . and why shouldn't i toss you into the garbage disposal?

(You could add "twisted sense of humor" in my bio, though...)


Wrong home, plushie!

Want to apologize? Go see the one with the coffee mug.


Nothing...


And what's THAT supposed to mean?

Use your imagination

 

[Substitution]

. . . and why shouldn't i toss you into the garbage disposal?

Because if you did, it would've been done a while ago.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

. . . and why shouldn't i toss you into the garbage disposal?

Because it'll still be alive if you do

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Because if you did, it would've been done a while ago.

Because it'll still be alive if you do

At least it would be entertaining. . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

At least it would be entertaining. . .

Not really...

It'd just be trash comedy...

 

[Substitution]

At least it would be entertaining. . .

Entertaining how? I don't feel pain.

Not really...

It'd just be trash comedy...

You know, I come in here tail between my legs. You could at the very least not mock me while I'm down.


*sigh*
...Look, the fact of the matter is I regret what I did. But I will agree with whichever decision you make.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Not really...

It'd just be trash comedy...

You mean like your constant deaths?

Or suppose deaths?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You mean like your constant deaths?

Or suppose deaths?

Shut up...

You know, I come in here tail between my legs. You could at the very least not mock me while I'm down.

*bursts into laughter, rolling on the floor*

 

[Substitution]

[Why did I come here again?]

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Entertaining how? I don't feel pain.


You know, I come in here tail between my legs. You could at the very least not mock me while I'm down.


*sigh*
...Look, the fact of the matter is I regret what I did. But I will agree with whichever decision you make.

Oh really?
In that case you can be katt's stress reliever for when she wakes up, she could be a bit angry waking up after being tazed, so thanks for biting the bullet for us mate

 

[Substitution]

Oh really?
In that case you can be katt's stress reliever for when she wakes up, she could be a bit angry waking up after being tazed, so thanks for biting the bullet for us mate

You're welcome.
[Again, the hell did I come here again?]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh really?
In that case you can be katt's stress reliever for when she wakes up, she could be a bit angry waking up after being tazed, so thanks for biting the bullet for us mate

I bet that he has NO idea how right you are

 

[LoneKonWolf]

(Why did I come here again?)

You're welcome.
(Again, the hell did I come here again?)

(Your question, not ours mvg, you should of expected something akin to this)

 

[Substitution]

I bet that he has NO idea how right you are

I'm right here you know.

 

[Substitution]

(Your question, not ours mvg, you should of expected something akin to this)

(Oh, sorry about that. I was using parentheses to express my thoughts. Not real talk. Let me change that...)

Edit: I'll be using "[]" to express thoughts.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm right here you know.

I know that, plushie

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . so I'm going to head back to my apartment now. . .

*leaves sg's room*

(Oh, sorry about that. I was using parentheses to express my thoughts. Not real talk. Let me change that...)

(Ah. . . my bad)

 

[Substitution]

[I'll take it the answer is yes.]

So, what do I do now?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

See you later, Konnie!

*turns to face Substitution*

So, what do I do now?

Well, I thought we could spend the day talking about stuff, watching TV, ripping you of all your fluff, playing some games...

Y'know...regular stuff?

 

[Substitution]

Well, I thoughbt we could spend the day talking about stuff, watching TV, ripping you of all your fluff, playing some games...

Y'know...regular stuff?

Oh joy...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh joy...

You can always leave too...

I don't mind... I'm used to be alone anyway...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

[I'll take it the answer is yes.]

So, what do I do now?

Simple really. . .
*Shouting across the corridor entering my own room*

When katt wakes up were going to throw you at her, oh la, feeding you to the wolves, style

Bye

*Closses door*

 

[Substitution]

You can always leave too...

I don't mind... I'm used to be alone anyway...

No no. I'm perfectly fine...

[Speaking of, I should probably check on Luma.]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Spoiler: Uni's thoughts

I never saw Kon being so...funny...

I could get used to it!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Spoiler: Uni's thoughts

I never saw Kon being so...funny...

I could get used to it!

(Oh come on, i think never is a bit of an exaggeration)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well, now that all's well that ends well, might as well find some fun to do outside...

*looks at the Substitute, smirks*

Don't touch anything, plushie, or else...

*goes outside, ready to play*

(Oh come on, i think never is a bit of an exaggeration)

(Still though...)

 

[Substitution]

Well. Goodbye...
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[Well, they're both gone. Might as well look around while I'm here.]