The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*whistles In the Hall of the Mountain King, which is basically his theme song when he's seeking for trouble and/or blood, as he leaves the building*
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Substitution
Deacon Blues
*pokes around the house*
[Junk...]
[Junk...]
[...Food...]
...
...
...*walks into Uni's open bedroom door*
...
...
*looks towards the desk*
[Hmm, a book? Why is this lying around...]
"Spells and Magic Rituals (2015 Edition)"
...
[Why would he have this?]
[Junk...]
[Junk...]
[...Food...]
...
...
...*walks into Uni's open bedroom door*
...
...
*looks towards the desk*
[Hmm, a book? Why is this lying around...]
"Spells and Magic Rituals (2015 Edition)"
...
[Why would he have this?]
Substitution
Deacon Blues
"How To Resurrect Someone"
*pages are scattered with notes and papers*
[Wait, why the hell would he want to resurrect someone? I mean, I guess the obvious would be the case, but why? Hmm...]
*walks out of the room and next to a couch*
...
What are you planning Uni?...
*pages are scattered with notes and papers*
[Wait, why the hell would he want to resurrect someone? I mean, I guess the obvious would be the case, but why? Hmm...]
*walks out of the room and next to a couch*
...
What are you planning Uni?...
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Oh, right, Luma...
...
*pokes the door*
Crap it's locked...
...
Luma? Luma?! God dammit. Why can't all doors be open?!
*headbutts the door*
*falls over*
...
...Well I might have to wait on that then.
...
*pokes the door*
Crap it's locked...
...
Luma? Luma?! God dammit. Why can't all doors be open?!
*headbutts the door*
*falls over*
...
...Well I might have to wait on that then.
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*comes back inside the building about an hour later, whistling that same song and holding a jar of what is assumed to be...cranberry juice?*
Well, there was A LOT of it this week! But then again, there's always a week like that every month
*his footsteps purposely make a lot of noise, as if he was warning Substitution*
Well, there was A LOT of it this week! But then again, there's always a week like that every month
*his footsteps purposely make a lot of noise, as if he was warning Substitution*
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Substitution
Deacon Blues
Uni, why are you holding blood?
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
That? That's not blood, it's...cranberry juice? 
*looks at the mess that the plush made...wait! is that his spell book?*
Sub...what did I tell you?
*looks at the mess that the plush made...wait! is that his spell book?*
Sub...what did I tell you?
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Just give up your act. I already know what you're planning on doing.
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The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
What are you talking about?
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Blood, magical spellbook, comatose Luma, it speaks for itself.
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
I...I honestly don't know what you're talking about...
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Then why the hell do you have blood and a spellbook?
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Go on... You do believe your statements right?Well...I...uh...
What?
I mean, why wouldn't you if I'm wrong? Do I have to get Kon too?
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Don't play dumb with me...It's...it's not necessary...
It's...well...uh...what?
Kon! I need you!
(
LoneKonWolf
)
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LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
*and on the complete other side from this interesting soon to be rebuttal, in his room. Kon just continues his mindless grind of paperwork, studies, and piles of pointless sketches*
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*takes the scattered pages and stores the book back in his bedroom, whistling that song again*
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Okay sure whatever you say...
...
...*waddles to Kon's apartment with a page of the book*
...
...
Kon, I have something for you.
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*looks at the book again, reading every page*
He left with a page...he left with THAT page!
He left with a page...he left with THAT page!
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Kon, Uni is acting weird. He had a jar of blood, and a book on rituals; this being one of the pages.
*gives Kon the page on resurrection*
*gives Kon the page on resurrection*
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The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Well...at least, I didn't tell him the truth...
*opens the jar, putting a small amount of it in a glass*
*opens the jar, putting a small amount of it in a glass*
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
*And in comes the substitute thst made his sister snap, speaking his nonsense *
. . . huh
*Looks at note*
. . . is this another one of your insane drawings?
. . . huh
*Looks at note*
. . . is this another one of your insane drawings?
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*drinks from the glass after closing the jar, relieved that Kon doesn't believe the plush*
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Of course not! In fact, he should be rushing to the door right about...
*slam*
(
The Stoopid Unikorn
)
Substitution
Deacon Blues
...Huh. I would've expec-
*explosion coming from Uni's apartment*
Oh, how wonderful.
*explosion coming from Uni's apartment*
Oh, how wonderful.
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
. . . sigh. . so much for a peaceful day
*Said from underneath all the stacks of papers caused from the explosion*
*Said from underneath all the stacks of papers caused from the explosion*
Substitution
Deacon Blues
So, do you still not believe me?
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The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*horribly injured, I limp at Kon's door and knock it*
Hey, Kon...don't trust that guy...
*coughs brutally*
He's trouble...
Hey, Kon...don't trust that guy...
*coughs brutally*
He's trouble...
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Oh, took you long enough.
And I see you have some of the jar blood still. Neato.
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
Okay first, mvg shut up or make my threat of the garbage disposal true
Second, what the hell did you do sg?
Second, what the hell did you do sg?
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
It's not blood...
*keeps coughing, spitting a bit of blood at each cough*
*white lie* Nothing! That little piece of **** blew up my living room and he's blaming me for it...
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Substitution
Deacon Blues
Now that's utter bull and you damn well know it.
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Shut up...
*puts his hand on one of his many wounds...trouble...breathing...need help*
Substitution
Deacon Blues
Just tell the truth. You're not gotta get anywhere lying like that.
LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
. . . sg. . . if you don't tell the truth now. . . the window is going to have you as a friend for about 5 seconds on your way out
*Glares at sg*
*Glares at sg*
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
I...I'm in too much pain to talk right now...
*keeps coughing and bleeding, fighting to stay conscious*
Substitution
Deacon Blues
He planned on resurrecting something. According to the page I gave you.
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The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
*looks at the toy*
No...not yet at least...
*the coughs get more violent*
That little thing? That's in case someone I care for gets killed...
No...not yet at least...
*the coughs get more violent*
That little thing? That's in case someone I care for gets killed...